View source for NPC Stores

Most stores offer [[:Category:Items|items]] which you can buy and they go directly into your inventory. Some stores do other things. For instance at restaurants and bars, you immediately consume anything you order.

==List of NPC Stores==

*Note: Several shops (e.g., Bart Ender) are accessible through other URLs as well as through URL manipulation using the shop's keyword (in this case, bartender). Attempting to access a store that you would otherwise not have access to yields an error message.

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!Where!!Store Name!!Path!!Currency!!Notes
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|[[The Bat-Cavern]]||[[The Bat-Cavern's Bat-Fabricator]]||shop.php?whichshop=batman_cave||Various||Creates items for use in the [[Batfellow comic]]
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|[[The Big Mountains]]||[[Chateau Mantegna Gift Shop]]||shop.php?whichshop=chateau||[[Meat]]*||Only available with access to [[Chateau Mantegna]]
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|[[The Big Mountains]]||[[The Hermitage]]||hermit.php||[[worthless trinket]]||Only available with a [[hermit permit]] in inventory; trades various items in exchange for [[worthless trinket]]s
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|[[The Big Mountains]]||[[Spacegate Fabrication Facility]]||shop.php?whichshop=spacegate||[[Spacegate Research]]||Skills, food, equipment in exchange for Spacegate research
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|[[The Big Mountains]]||[[The Trapper's Cabin]]||shop.php?whichshop=trapper||[[Yeti fur]]||Offers animal skins in exchange for yeti skins
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|[[Bordertown]]||[[The Gift Shop]]||town_giftshop.php||[[Meat]]*||Available [[:Category:Gift Items|gifts]] and [[:Category:Gift Packages|gift packages]] broaden as one [[ascension|ascends]]. Packages are sent from here.
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|[[Bordertown]]||[[The Raffle House]]||raffle.php||[[Meat]]*||Here, the [[Penguin Mafia]] is [[raffle ticket|raffling]] [[The Grim Grimacite Site|Grimacite]] prizes.
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|[[Bordertown]]||[[Trophy Hut]]||trophy.php||[[Meat]]*||If you qualify for a [[trophy]], you may pay 10,000 [[Meat]] here to install it in your [[Trophy Case]].
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|[[Bordertown]]||[[Uncle P's Antiques]]||shop.php?whichshop=unclep||[[Meat]]||This used to be the [[Penguin Mafia]]'s front-end but [[The Booze Fund Plaque|was destroyed]]. It soon [[A Temporal Rift|returned]] but with a much more limited array of "services".
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|[[Class]] [[Guild Hall]]||[[The Smacketeria]]||shop.php?whichshop=guidstore3||[[Meat]]|| [[Muscle]] Guild Shop; only available to full guild members and [[Level]] 9 [[Accordion Thief|Accordion Thieves]]
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|[[Class]] [[Guild Hall]]||[[Gouda's Grimoire and Grocery]]||shop.php?whichshop=guidstore2||[[Meat]]|| [[Mysticality]] Guild Shop; only available to full guild members and [[Level]] 9 [[Accordion Thief|Accordion Thieves]]
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|[[Class]] [[Guild Hall]]||[[The Shadowy Store]]||shop.php?whichshop=guidstore1||[[Meat]]|| [[Moxie]] Guild Shop; only available to full guild members
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|[[Cobb's Knob Laboratory]]||[[The Knob Dispensary]]||shop.php?whichshop=knobdisp||[[Meat]]||Only available after learning the password in the Barracks
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|[[Conspiracy Island]]||[[The Armory]]||shop.php?whichshop=si_shop3||[[Coinspiracy]]||Only available after discovering an [[Armory keycard]], offers items in exchange for [[Coinspiracy]]
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|[[Conspiracy Island]]||[[The Canteen]]||shop.php?whichshop=si_shop2||[[Coinspiracy]]||Only available after discovering an [[bottle-opener keycard]], offers drink in exchange for [[Coinspiracy]]
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|[[Conspiracy Island]]||[[The SHAWARMA Initiative]]||shop.php?whichshop=si_shop1||[[Coinspiracy]]||Only available after discovering an [[SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard]], offers food in exchange for [[Coinspiracy]]
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|[[Crimbo Town (2023)|Crimbo Town]]||[[Elf Guard Mess Hall]]||shop.php?whichshop=crimbo23_elf_cafe||[[Elf Guard MPC]]||Visiting while the wrong sign is winning gives "War has consumed this area."
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|[[Crimbo Town (2023)|Crimbo Town]]||[[Elf Guard Armory]]||shop.php?whichshop=crimbo23_elf_armory||[[Elf Army machine parts]]||Visiting while the wrong sign is winning gives "War has consumed this area."
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|[[Crimbo Town (2023)|Crimbo Town]]||[[Elf Guard Officers' Club]]||shop.php?whichshop=crimbo23_elf_bar||[[Elf Guard MPC]]||Visiting while the wrong sign is winning gives "War has consumed this area."
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|[[Crimbo Town (2023)|Crimbo Town]]||[[Elf Guard Toy and Munitions Factory]]||shop.php?whichshop=crimbo23_elf_factory||[[Elf Guard MPC]]||Visiting while the wrong sign is winning gives "War has consumed this area."
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|[[Crimbo Town (2023)|Crimbo Town]]||[[Crimbuccaneer Grub Hall]]||shop.php?whichshop=crimbo23_pirate_cafe||[[Crimbuccaneer piece of 12]]||Visiting while the wrong sign is winning gives "War has consumed this area."
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|[[Crimbo Town (2023)|Crimbo Town]]||[[Crimbuccaneer Junkworks]]||shop.php?whichshop=crimbo23_pirate_armory||[[Crimbuccaneer flotsam]]||Visiting while the wrong sign is winning gives "War has consumed this area."
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|[[Crimbo Town (2023)|Crimbo Town]]||[[Crimbuccaneer Bar]]||shop.php?whichshop=crimbo23_pirate_bar||[[Crimbuccaneer piece of 12]]||Visiting while the wrong sign is winning gives "War has consumed this area."
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|[[Crimbo Town (2023)|Crimbo Town]]||[[Crimbuccaneer Foundry]]||shop.php?whichshop=crimbo23_pirate_factory||[[Crimbuccaneer piece of 12]]||Visiting while the wrong sign is winning gives "War has consumed this area."
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|[[Degrassi Knoll#Friendly|Degrassi Knoll]]||[[The Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store]]||shop.php?whichshop=gnoll||[[Meat]]||Only available when under a [[Muscle]] [[zodiac sign]]; extremely similar to [[The Bugbear Bakery]], which offers a few [[cooking]] supplies; sells what would normally drop from [[Degrassi Knoll]] and a [[detuned radio]] in addition
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|[[Desert Beach]]||[[The Shore, Inc. Gift Shop]]||shop.php?whichshop=shore||[[Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip]]||Offers items, including ascension-related items, for [[Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip]]
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|[[Dinosaur Research Facility]]||[[Dino World Gift Shop (The Dinostaur)]]||shop.php?whichshop=dino ||[[Dinodollar]]||Offers items specific to the [[Fall of the Dinosaurs]] path in exchange for {{plural|Dinodollar}}
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|[[Dinseylandfill]]||[[The Dinsey Company Store]]||shop.php?whichshop=landfillstore ||[[FunFunds™]]||Offers items in exchange for [[FunFunds™]]
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|[[The Distant Woods]]||[[The Black Market|Black Market]]||shop.php?whichshop=blackmarket||[[Meat]]||A general store that sells buff items and items required for the [[Quest for the Holy MacGuffin]]
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|[[The Distant Woods]]||[[The White Citadel|White Citadel]]||shop.php?whichshop=whitecitadel||[[Meat]]||Only available after the [[White Citadel Quest]]; sells fast food, which can be eaten or thrown at your convenience
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|[[The Drip Institute]]||[[Drip Institute Armory]]||place.php?whichplace=dripfacility&action=drip_armory||[[Meat]] and [[Driplet]]s||Offers items for fighting in [[The Drip]]
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|[[The Drip Institute]]||[[Drip Institute Cafeteria]]||place.php?whichplace=dripfacility&action=drip_cafeteria||[[Meat]]||Offers items for increasing the amount of Drippy Juice in your bloodstream
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|[[Downtown Gotpork]]||[[ChemiCorp]]||shop.php?whichshop=batman_chemicorp||[[dangerous chemicals]]||Offers various items in exchange for [[dangerous chemicals]]
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|[[Downtown Gotpork]]||[[Gotpork Orphanage]]||shop.php?whichshop=batman_orphanage||[[kidnapped orphan]]||Offers various items in exchange for [[kidnapped orphan]]s
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|[[Downtown Gotpork]]||[[Gotpork P.D.]]||shop.php?whichshop=batman_pd||[[incriminating evidence]]||Offers various items in exchange for [[incriminating evidence]]
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|[[Dreadsylvania]]||[[The Terrified Eagle Inn]]||shop.php?whichshop=dv||[[Freddy Kruegerand]]||Offers items in exchange for [[Freddy Kruegerand]]s
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|[[The Dungeoneers' Association]]||[[The Dungeoneer's Association Vending Machine]]||shop.php?whichshop=damachine||[[fat loot token]]||Takes fat look tokens in exchange for keys needed in the final quest and other items
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|[[Elvish Paradise]]||[[Dollhawker's Emporium]]||shop.php?whichshop=elvishp2||[[lunar isotope]]||Stuffed animals in exchange for [[lunar isotope]]s
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|[[Elvish Paradise]]||[[The Lunar Lunch-o-Mat]]||shop.php?whichshop=elvishp1||[[lunar isotope]]||Equipment in exchange for [[lunar isotope]]s
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|[[Elvish Paradise]]||[[Dollhawker's Emporium]]||shop.php?whichshop=elvishp3||[[lunar isotope]]||Consumables in exchange for [[lunar isotope]]s
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|[[FantasyRealm, by LyleCo]]||[[FantasyRealm Premium Rubee™ Store]]||shop.php?whichshop=fantasyrealm||[[Rubee™]]||Equipment in exchange for [[Rubee™]]s
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|[[Forest Village]]||[[The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Shack]]||bhh.php||[[filthy lucre]]||Post-NS13, he'll let you do quests for [[filthy lucre]], which you can then exchange for a variety of items.
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|[[Forest Village]]||[[The Bugbear Bakery]]||shop.php?whichshop=bugbear||[[Meat]]||Only available when wearing a [[Bugbear Costume]]; offers a few [[cooking]] supplies
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|[[G-Lover]]||[[G-Mart]]||shop.php?whichshop=glover||[[G]]||Offers various items in exchange for [[G]]s
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|[[The Game Grid Arcade]]||[[Ticket Redemption Counter]]||shop.php?whichshop=arcade||[[Game Grid ticket]]||Offers various items in exchange for Game Grid tickets; some items are only available after beating different arcade machines
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|[[The Glaciest]]||[[Wal-Mart]]||shop.php?whichshop=glaciest||[[Wal-Mart gift certificate]]||Offers various items in exchange for [[Wal-Mart gift certificate]]
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|[[The Gnomish Gnomads' Camp]]||[[Gno-Mart]]||shop.php?whichshop=gnomart||[[Meat]]||A store available under [[Moxie]] [[zodiac sign]]s, selling cheap buffing items and potion materials
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|[[The Gnomish Gnomads' Camp]]||[[The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery]]||cafe.php?cafeid=2||[[Meat]]*||[[:Category:Booze|Bar]] with a randomly selected daily special; only available when under a [[Moxie]] [[zodiac sign]]
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|[[Hey Deze]]||[[Hell's Kitchen]]||cafe.php?cafeid=3||[[Meat]]||[[:Category:Booze|Bar]] and [[:Category:Food|grill]]; only available when under a [[Bad Moon]] [[zodiac sign]]
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|[[Hey Deze]]||[[Nervewrecker's Store]]||shop.php?whichshop=nerve||[[Meat]]||Sells [[tenderizing hammer]]s, [[E-Z Cook Oven™]]s, and [[cocktailcrafting kit]]s at a discount; only available under [[Bad Moon]]
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|[[The Hidden City]]||[[The Hidden Tavern]]||shop.php?whichshop=hiddentavern||[[Meat]]||Sells cocktails for meat
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|[[Huggler Memorial Colosseum]]||[[The Swagger Shop]]||peevpee.php?place=shop||Swagger||Offers items in exchange for swagger
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|[[Huggler Memorial Colosseum]]||[[Huggler Memorial Colosseum Snack Bar]]||shop.php?whichshop=snackbar||[[Meat]]||Offers PvP-producing consumables for meat
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|Inventory||[[2002 Mr. Store]]||shop.php?whichshop=mrstore2002||3 credits per day, non-rollover||Useful items; 3 available per day
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|Inventory||[[A. W. O. L. commendation|A.W.O.L. Tent]]||shop.php?whichshop=?||[[A. W. O. L. commendation]]||Items in exchange for [[A. W. O. L. commendation]]s
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|Inventory||[[BURT]]||inv_use.php||[[BURT]]||Items in exchange for [[BURT]]s
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|Inventory||[[The Central Loathing Floral Mercantile Exchange]]||shop.php?whichshop=flowertradein||Various||Items in exchange for flowers
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|Inventory||[[FDKOL Requisitions Tent]]||inv_use.php||[[FDKOL commendation]]||Items in exchange for [[FDKOL commendation]]s
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|Inventory||[[Fiddling With Your Genes]]||shop.php?whichshop=mutate||[[rad]]||Skills in exchange for [[rad]]s
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|Inventory||[[Freshwater Fishbonery]]||shop.php?whichshop=fishbones||[[freshwater fishbone]]||Items made from [[freshwater fishbone]]s
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|Inventory||[[Guzzlr Company Store Website]]||shop.php?whichshop=guzzlr||[[Guzzlrbuck]]s||Guzzlr items
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|Inventory||[[Internet Meme Shop]]||shop.php?whichshop=bacon||[[BACON]]||Internet-inspired shop with some limitations
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|Inventory||[[Mad Sliemce]]||shop.php?whichshop=voteslime||slime blobs||Slime Enslamble items
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|Inventory||[[Paul's Boutique]]||shop.php?whichshop=cindy||[[odd silver coin]]||Items available for [[odd silver coin]]s
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|Inventory||[[Spant Bit Assembly]]||shop.php?whichshop=spant||Various||Spant armor
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|Inventory||[[star chart|A Star Chart]]||shop.php?whichshop=starchart||Various||Items available using [[star]]s and [[line]]s
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|Inventory||[[Sugar Sheet Folding]]||shop.php?whichshop=sugarsheets||[[sugar sheet]]||Items made from [[sugar sheet]]s
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|Inventory||[[topiary nugglet|Topiary Nuggletcrafting]]||shop.php?whichshop=topiary||[[topiary nugglet]]||Items made from [[topiary nugglet]]s
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|Inventory||[[Toxic Chemistry]]||shop.php?whichshop=toxic||[[toxic globule]]||Items made with [[toxic globule]]s
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|Inventory||[[warbear black box]]||shop.php?whichshop=warbear||[[warbear whosit]]||Items available for [[warbear whosit]]s
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|Inventory||[[warbear black box]]||shop.php?whichshop=warbear||[[warbear whosit]]||Items available for [[warbear whosit]]s
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|Inventory||[[Winter Gardening]]||shop.php?whichshop=snowgarden||Various||Wintry stuff
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|Inventory||[[XO Shop]]||shop.php?whichshop=xo||Various||Items made from Xs and Os
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|[[Kingdom of Exploathing]]||[[Cosmic Ray's Bazaar]]||shop.php?whichshop=exploathing||Various||Items to assist in a Kingdom of Exploathing run
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|[[KOLHS]]||[[Art Class (After School)]]||shop.php?whichshop=kolhs_art||Various||Items made from objects available in a KOLHS run
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|[[KOLHS]]||[[Chemistry Class (After School)]]||shop.php?whichshop=kolhs_chem||Various||Items made from objects available in a KOLHS run
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|[[KOLHS]]||[[Shop Class (After School)]]||shop.php?whichshop=kolhs_shop||Various||Items made from objects available in a KOLHS run
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|[[Little Canadia]]||[[Chez Snootée]]||cafe.php?cafeid=1||[[Meat]]*||[[:Category:Food|Restaurant]] with a randomly selected daily special; only available when under a [[Mysticality]] [[zodiac sign]]
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|[[Little Canadia]]||[[Little Canadia Jewelers]]||shop.php?whichshop=jewelers||[[Meat]]||Only available when under a [[Mysticality]] [[zodiac sign]]; the store central to [[jewelrymaking]]
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|[[Market Square]]||[[The Armory and Leggery]]||shop.php?whichshop=armory||[[Meat]]||Generic [[:Category:Equipment|equipment]] store for [[:Category:Melee Weapons|Melee Weapons]], [[:Category:Ranged Weapons|Ranged Weapons]], [[:Category:Hats|Hats]] and [[:Category:Pants|Pants]]
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|[[Market Square]]||[[Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show]]||shop.php?whichshop=doc||[[Meat]]||Has [[HP Restorers]] and [[MP Restorers]] available
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|[[Market Square]]||[[The General Store]]||shop.php?whichshop=generalstore||[[Meat]]||All-purpose store that also offers special holiday items on [[Oyster Egg Day]] and [[Valentine's Day]]
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|[[Market Square]]||[[Madeline's Baking Supply]]||shop.php?whichshop=madeline||[[Meat]]||Same items as the other bakeries
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|[[Market Square]]||[[The Meatsmith]]||shop.php?whichshop=meatsmith||[[Meat]]||The store central to [[meatsmithing]]
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|[[Market Square]]||[[Mr. Store]]||mrstore.php||[[Mr. Accessory]]||Donate $10 for a [[Mr. Accessory]] and shop here. Also regularly introduces a unique Item of the Month.
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|[[Market Square]]||[[The Traveling Trader]]||traveler.php||[[twinkly wad]]||Appeared shortly and "deimplemented" per a concern of the [[Development Team|dev team]], but he eventually returned and appears periodically. The trader speaks in [[Wikipedia:ROT-13|ROT-13]] and trades various strange and somewhat interesting items in exchange for [[twinkly wad]]s.
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|[[Shadow Rift]]||[[The Shadow Forge]]||shop.php?whichshop=shadowforge||Rift items||Forge shadow rift items into other shadow items.
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|[[The Mysterious Island of Mystery]]||[[Barrrtleby's Barrrgain Bookstore]]||shop.php?whichshop=bartlebys||[[Meat]]||Sells the abridged dictionary and various pirate literature
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|[[The Mysterious Island of Mystery]]||[[The Hippy Store|The Hippy Produce Stand]]||shop.php?whichshop=hippy||[[Meat]]||Only available when wearing a [[Filthy Hippy Disguise]]; offers various organic [[:Category:Food|foods]]
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|[[The Mysterious Island of Mystery]]||[[The Organic Produce Stand]]||shop.php?whichshop=hippy||[[Meat]]||Available if the player cleared out the filthworms for either the Frat Boys or Hippies. Replaces the Hippy Produce Stand, and does not require an outfit.
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|[[The Mysterious Island of Mystery]]||[[The Orcish Frat House (Wartime)]]||bigisland.php?place=camp&whichcamp=2||Quarter||Only available when wearing a [[Frat Warrior Fatigues]] during the [[Mysterious Island Quest]]; offers various equipment in exchange for quarters, which themselves are exchanged for Hippy artefacts.
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|[[The Mysterious Island of Mystery]]||[[The Hippy Camp (Wartime)]]||bigisland.php?place=camp&whichcamp=1||Dime||Only available when wearing a [[War Hippy Fatigues]] during the [[Mysterious Island Quest]]; offers various equipment in exchange for dimes, which themselves are exchanged for Frat artefacts.
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|[[The Rabbit Hole]]||[[The Tweedleporium]]||shop.php?whichshop=tweedle||[[Meat]]||Sells various items themed on Alice in Wonderland. Available only with the [[Down the Rabbit Hole]] effect in place
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|[[Right Side of the Tracks]]||[[LT&T Gift Shop]]||shop.php?whichshop=ltt||[[buffalo dime]]||Sells various items in exchange for [[buffalo dime]]s
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|[[The Sea]]||[[Big Brother]]||monkeycastle.php?who=2||[[sand dollar]]||In return for [[sand dollar]]s, Big Brother will sell items an information of use in the [[Sea Monkees Quest]].
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|[[The Sea]]||[[Grandma]]||shop.php?whichshop=grandma||Various||Sells items helpful underwater in exchange for various materials
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|[[Spring Break Beach]]||[[The Frozen Brogurt Stand]]||shop.php?whichshop=sbb_brogurt||[[Beach Buck]]||Offers equipment and skills in exchange for [[Beach Buck]]s
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|[[Spring Break Beach]]||[[Buff Jimmy's Souvenir Shop]]||shop.php?whichshop=sbb_jimmy||[[Beach Buck]]||Offers equipment and skills in exchange for [[Beach Buck]]s
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|[[Spring Break Beach]]||[[Taco Dan's Taco Stand]]||shop.php?whichshop=sbb_taco||[[Beach Buck]]||Offers equipment and skills in exchange for [[Beach Buck]]s
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|[[The Suspicious-Looking Guy's Shady Past]]||[[Chinatown Shops (shop)|Chinatown Shops]]||shop.php?whichshop=chinatown||[[Meat]]||Offers Chinatown-specific items while adventuring in the Suspicious Guy's past
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|[[That 70s Volcano]]||[[Disco GiftCo]]||shop.php?whichshop=infernodisco||[[Volcoino]]||Offers items in exchange for [[Volcoino]]s
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|[[The Time-Twitching Tower]]||[[KoL Con 13 Merch Table]]||shop.php?whichshop=conmerch||[[Mr. Accessory]]||Offers items in exchange for [[Mr. Accessory]]s
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|[[The Time-Twitching Tower]]||[[The Applecalypse Store]]||shop.php?whichshop=applestore||[[Chroner]]||Offers items in exchange for [[Chroner]]s
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|[[The Time-Twitching Tower]]||[[Legitimate Shoe Repair, Inc.]]||shop.php?whichshop=shoeshop||[[Chroner]]||Offers items in exchange for [[Chroner]]s
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|[[The Time-Twitching Tower]]||[[The Neandermall]]||shop.php?whichshop=caveshop||[[Chroner]]||Offers items in exchange for [[Chroner]]s
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|[[The Time-Twitching Tower]]||[[The Niña]]||shop.php?whichshop=nina||[[Chroner]]||Offers items in exchange for [[Chroner]]s
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|[[The Time-Twitching Tower]]||[[Ye Newe Souvenir Shoppe]]||shop.php?whichshop=shakeshop||[[Chroner]]||Offers items in exchange for [[Chroner]]s
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|[[The Typical Tavern]]||[[Bart Ender]]||shop.php?whichshop=bartender||[[Meat]]*||A place to buy beer, but only after completing the related quest
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|[[The Typical Tavern]]||[[A Suspicious-Looking Guy]]||tavern.php?place=susguy||[[Meat]]*||Offers "[[bottle of goofballs|goofballs]]". The first one is free, but each successive hit will cost you 1,000 [[Meat]] more than last time. Will also trade oily golden mushrooms for gloomy black mushrooms
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|[[The Underworld]]||[[Everything Under the World]]||shop.php?whichshop=edunder_shopshop||[[Ka coin]]||Sells various items during an [[Actually Ed the Undying‎]] ascension
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|[[The Underworld]]||[[Underworld Body Shop]]||place.php?whichplace=edunder&action=edunder_bodyshop||[[Ka coin]]||Sells various items during an [[Actually Ed the Undying‎]] ascension
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|[[Valhalla]]||[[The Deli Lama]]||afterlife.php?place=deli||[[Karma]]||Astral consumables
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|[[Valhalla]]||[[Pet Heaven]]||afterlife.php?place=heaven||[[Karma]]||Astral equipment
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|[[Wrong Side of the Tracks]]||[[Precinct Materiel Division]]||shop.php?whichshop=detective||[[cop dollar]]||Sells various items in exchange for [[cop dollar]]s
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|[[Ye Wizard's Shack Game Shoppe]]||[[Cashier]]||gamestore.php?place=cashier||Credit||Offers foil versions of Alice's Army cards and snacks
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|[[Your Fallout Shelter]]||[[Fallout Shelter Medical Supply]]||shop.php?whichshop=vault1||[[Meat]]||Sells various items during an [[Nuclear Autumn]] ascension
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|[[Your Fallout Shelter]]||[[Fallout Shelter Electronics Supply]]||shop.php?whichshop=vault2||[[Meat]]||Sells Wrist-Boys and records during an [[Nuclear Autumn]] ascension
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|[[Your Fallout Shelter]]||[[Underground Record Store]]||shop.php?whichshop=vault3||[[Meat]]||Sells records during an [[Nuclear Autumn]] ascension
|}

===NPC Stores no longer in game===
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!Where!!Store Name!!Path!!Takes Meat!!Notes
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|Nowhere||'''The Anti-BountyHunterHunter'''||store.php?whichstore=t||Unknown||Unimplemented and later removed by [[Xenophobe]]
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|Nowhere||[[The Curious Monkey]]||monkey.php||Unknown||Unimplemented and later removed by [[Xenophobe]]
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|[[Crimbo]]||[[The Crimbo Cafe]]||Unknown||[[Meat]]||[[:Category:Food|Restaurant]] and [[:Category:Booze|bar]]; available during [[Crimbo#2005|Crimbo Season 2005]], [[Crimbo#2005|2007]], [[Crimbo#2005|2008]], and [[Crimbo#2005|2009]], with different offerings each year.
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|[[Crimbo]]||[[Eating Cave]]||crimbo06.php?place=cafe||[[Meat]]||[[:Category:Food|Restaurant]] and [[:Category:Booze|bar]]; available during [[Crimboween|Crimboween 2006]] with the first part of the [[Save Uncle Crimbo!]] quest and later with the [[time sleigh]]
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|[[Crimbo]]||[[The Crimboween Spooky Cafe]]||crimbo06.php?place=cafe||[[Meat]]||[[:Category:Food|Restaurant]] and [[:Category:Booze|bar]] with a selection similar to that of [[The Crimbo Cafe|The Regular Crimbo Cafe]]; available during [[Crimboween|Crimboween 2006]] with the second part of the [[Save Uncle Crimbo!]] quest and later with the [[time sleigh]]
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|[[Crimbo]]||[[Crimborg Nutrition Station]]||crimbo06.php?place=cafe||[[Meat]]||[[:Category:Food|Restaurant]] and [[:Category:Booze|bar]]; available during [[Crimboween|Crimboween 2006]] with the third part of the [[Save Uncle Crimbo!]] quest and later with the [[time sleigh]]
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|[[Crimbo]]||[[CRIMBCO Cafeteria]]||&nbsp;||[[Meat]]||[[:Category:Food|Restaurant]] and [[:Category:Booze|bar]]; available during [[Crimbo#2010|Crimbo]]
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|[[Crimbo Town (2016)|Crimbo Town]]||[[Crimbo Lumps Shop]]||shop.php?whichshop=crimbo16||Various||Offers food, booze and potions for [[negative lump]]s and [[chakra sludge]]
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|[[Crimbo Town (2018)|Crimbo Town]]||[[Crimbo Town Gift-O-Mat]]||shop.php?whichshop=crimbo18giftomat||[[Meat]]||
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|[[Crimbo Town (2020)|Crimbo Town]]||[[The Black and White and Red All Over Market]]||shop.php?whichshop=crimbo20blackmarket||[[Meat]]||
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|[[Crimbo Town (2020)|Crimbo Town]]||[[The Crimbo Cafe]]||shop.php?whichshop=crimbo20cafe||[[Meat]]||
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|[[Crimbo Town (2020)|Crimbo Town]]||[[Elf Booze Drive]]||shop.php?whichshop=crimbo20booze||[[donated booze]]||
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|[[Crimbo Town (2020)|Crimbo Town]]||[[Elf Candy Drive]]||shop.php?whichshop=crimbo20candy||[[donated candy]]||
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|[[Crimbo Town (2020)|Crimbo Town]]||[[Elf Food Drive]]||shop.php?whichshop=crimbo20food||[[donated food]]||
|}

===Error Messages===
*If you attempt to use URL manipulation to gain access to certain stores without proper access, you will get "Uh-Oh!" followed by the following error messages
**arcade: What?
**bacon: Where's the bacon?
**bartlebys: They only let pirates into that store, and you're not a pirate, and also you don't look like a pirate.
**batman_cavern, batman_chemicorp, batman_orphanage, batman_pd: Nope.
**blackmarket: Nope
**chateau: Nah
**chinatown: That isn't a place.
**cindy: This is not my beautiful magazine.
**conmerch: That store isn't there anymore.
**crimbo18giftomat: That's not a real O-Mat.
**detective: You don't get to just pretend to be a detective and march into a building that doesn't even exist and what am I even talking about, what building.
**dino: Nope
**dv: No such place is a place.
**edunder_shopshop: Beef boof.
**elvishp1, elvishp2, elvishp3: You can't get here without the proper transporter frequency.
**exploathing: (No Message)
**fantasyrealm: You can't hit a button on a wristwatch you're not wearing. That's like the first koan you learn in Zen school.
**glover: That ain't nothin' but a G thing.
**gnoll: That's a thing that isn't a thing.
**gnomart: That isn't a place.
**grandma: (No Message)
**guildstore1 (guild open, wrong class): Only Disco Bandits and Accordion Thieves may shop here.
**guildstore2 (guild open, wrong class): Only Pastamancers and Saucerors may shop here
**guildstore3 (guild open, wrong class): Only Seal Clubbers and Turtle Tamers may shop here.
*** All 3 guildstores (guild not open): You don't have access to this store yet.
**hiddentavern: hidden
**hippy: You can't actually get to my store, man. This must be, like, some kind of hallucination. Cool, man.
**jewelers: That isn't a place.
**junkmagazine: This is not my beautiful magazine.
**knobdisp: Can't get here yet.
**kolhs_art, kolhs_chem, kolhs_shop: Students of KOLHS only.
**landfillstore: You can't go there.
**ltt: That isn't a place.
**madeline: That's not a place!
**mutate: You can't just mutate at will.
**nerve: That isn't a place.
**nina: That store isn't there anymore.
**rumple: (No Message)
**sbb_brogurt, sbb_jimmy, or sbb_taco: That isn't a shop you know how to get to.
**shore: (No Message)
**si_shop1, si_shop2, si_shop3: That isn't a thing you know about
**starchart: You don't have any more star charts. Aww.
**sugarsheets: You have no sugar sheets to fold.
**topiary: You don't have any topiary nugglets.
**toxic: (No Message)
**tweedle: (No Message)
**vault1, vault2, vault3: That isn't a real place.
**voteslime: You don't have any of that.
**warbear: What? No. What?
**whitecitadel: You don't know where that is. You don't even know ''if'' that is. A place.
**xo: You don't have any Xs or Os!
**An invalid codeword: No such shop

You can get to the following shops without proper access:
*bartender
*fishbones
*trapper
*unclep

==NPC Store Price Modifiers==

The following modifiers change the meat price of items offered at NPC stores. They do not modify the price of items that cost another currency, or items that are consumed immediately upon purchase (e.g. [[Chez Snootée]]).

All modifiers below stack additively unless otherwise noted.

{| class="wikitable sortable"
! Source
! Source Type
! Modifier
! Cost
! Notes
|-
| [[Thriftshop coupon]]
| Item
| -100% <br> (up to 1000 Meat)
| Item loss
|
* Applies to the next item bought and is consumed from inventory
*'''There is no minimum spend.''' (Watch it!)
* Not consumed when stored in [[Colossal Closet|closet]] or [[Display Case|DC]]
|-
| [[sleaze jelly]]
| Spleen item
| -10%
| Item loss
|
* Applies to the next item bought after using the item
* Does not stack with [[toast with sleaze jelly]]
|-
| [[toast with sleaze jelly]]
| Food
| -10%
| Item loss
|
* Applies to the next item bought after using the item
* Does not stack with [[sleaze jelly]]
|-
| [[Black Day]]
| Effect
| -10%
| Effect loss
|
|-
| [[LARP membership card]]
| Item
| -10% 
| None
|
* Only applies to food and drinks purchased from [[LARP_membership_card#Notes|some locations]]
|-
| [[designer sweatpants]]
| Pants
| -5%
| None
|
|-
| [[Travoltan trousers]]
| Pants
| -5%
| None
|
|-
| [[Five Finger Discount]]
| Skill
| -5%
| None
| [[Accordion Thief]] guild skill
|}

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