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[[Olaf the Janitor]] is located in the [[The Brotherhood of the Smackdown|Brotherhood of the Smackdown]].  He will assign you a variety of quests.

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==My Other Car Is Made of Meat==
*Message before having the level requirement of the [[bitchin' meatcar]] quest, or the first time you visit if you completed the quest before the guild changes were made:
:"Ah, you must be the new guild member! I'm Olaf, janitor of the Brotherhood. Mighty warrior against dirt!"
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:He narrows his eyes. "I hope you remembered to wipe your feet," he adds, in a menacing tone.

*Message on initial visit:
:You ask Olaf about the meatcar.
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:He gives you a guilty look.
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:"The meatcar? Um. Well, I parked it at Degrassi Knoll, but by Boris's Hammer, when I got back to it those fiendish gnolls had stolen it!
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:Here, I'll give you a list of the parts you need to build a new one. Don't tell Gunther, all right?"
{{acquire|item=Degrassi Knoll shopping list}}

*Message on subsequent vists:
:"Have you found all of the meatcar parts? Once you have them all, you'll need to use meat paste to stick them all together. Fear not, warrior -- it is not a complicated device."

*Message after having built the [[bitchin' meatcar]]:
:"Ah, I see you have rebuilt the meatcar. Thank you, <name>. After such trials, you deserve a respite -- perhaps a trip to the beach? I shall mark it on your map for you.
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:Keep your eyes peeled if you decide to head South of the Border -- it can be a dangerous place. If you're in the mood for something safer, you can always just head to the travel agency instead."
*Message after having built the [[bitchin' meatcar]] and talked to him at least once before:
:Olaf looks up from his mopping, and gives you a friendly nod.

==Another Errand I Mean Quest==
See [[Another Errand I Mean Quest]].

==[Player Name] and [Familiar Name] Go To White Citadel==
*Message on initial visit:
:"My friend, I must request a favor from you! I have spent the morning fighting a mess of unholy proportions that had beseiged our bathroom, and I was forced to miss lunch. I suffer from a great hunger! I have placed a takeout order with the White Citadel near Whitey's Grove. If you would sally forth and acquire it for me, I will compensate you."

*Message on subsequent visits:
:"You have brought me no food? Do not tempt my wrath, for wrath brought on by hunger is a fearsome wrath indeed! Also, I'll totally bash you with my mop. Go now to Whitey's Grove in the Distant Woods, and I will pay you when you return with the food that I require."

*Message after receiving the [[White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel]]:
:"Ah, a grease-soaked repast to fill me manly arteries! Well done, [Player Name]! In return I give you this mighty talisman of good fortune. May it serve you well, my friend!"
{{acquire|item=Lucky rabbit's foot}}

==[playername]'s Delivery Service==
*Message on initial visit:
:Ah, <playername>! It must be fate that conspires to bring us together at this time, for I have a request to make of you, a mighty task to test your mettle! I have recently purchased an item of great power from the mysterious forges of the 7-foot Dwarves, but I have yet to receive it. The quest upon which I would have you embark, is to infiltrate the subterranean factories of the Dwarves, disguised as one of their own, and recover for me the item I seek!"

:"Umm..." you hesitate.

:"I'll pay you."

:"Oh, well, in that case, sure."

*Message on subsequent visits:
:How goes the quest, mighty adventurer? Have you not yet recovered that artifact of which I spoke? Get thee hence to the forges of the 7-foot Dwarves, through the tunnels connected to their mine-face, and return forthwith with the necessary package, and I shall reward you handsomely!

*After finding the [[thick padded envelope]]:
:You give the large thick envelope to Olaf, who accepts it with a gleam in his eye. "Huzzah! I see that you have returned triumphantly, my friend! Now, feast your eyes on what miracles those ancient craftsmen have wrought..."

:He tears open the package, and the object inside gleams with a brilliant light. "Behold! The power and glory of Dwarven Steel Wool! No rust stain will be safe! No tile grout shall remain uncleansed! There shall be a mighty polishing indeed!"

:He hands you some meat, saying, "Thank you, my friend, you have done me a great service this day. In the annals of history, your deeds shall not be forgotten."

{{meat|amount=1000}}

==References==
*According to Riff on the [http://shows.kingdomofloathing.com/The_Jick_Show_20061109.mp3 November 9, 2006, radio show], he named the janitor Olaf as a favor to another staffer's barbarian character.

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