View source for One Nightstand (Wooden)

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{{adventuretop|image=woodstand.gif|name=One Nightstand|num=85}}

In the Haunted Bedroom, you find a simple wooden nightstand, the top of which is covered with what seem to be piles of cheap costume jewelry.

What would you like to do?

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{{button|Check the top drawer}}
As you open the top drawer, you hear a clinking sound from deeper inside the nightstand.

In the top drawer of the nightstand, you find a paperback of the... shall we say... ''racy'' variety. Looks like Lady Spookyraven was a little more adventurous than the historians gave her credit for!

You flip through the book, and even a cursory glance teaches you a few things you didn't know about the art of love. Moxious!
{{stat|mox=gain 43-250}}

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{{button|Check the bottom drawer}}
*Before checking top drawer:

:This drawer seems to be empty. What a disappointment.

*After checking top drawer:

:In the drawer, you find a key and a tiny piece of yellowed adhesive tape. This must have been taped to the bottom of the top drawer, and fallen off when you disturbed it.
{{acquire|item=Spookyraven ballroom key|num=1}}

*After finding key:

:Nothing in this drawer but a piece of yellowed adhesive tape.

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{{button|Investigate the jewelry}}
{{combat|noline=y|name=remains of a jilted mistress}}
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{{button|Check under the nightstand}}
:Under the nightstand, you find a book that at first glance appears to be a racy novel, but turns out to just be a cookbook. You idly wonder if Lady Spookyraven was as disappointed when she found out as you are right now.
{{acquire|item=Engorged Sausages and You}}

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Occurred at [[The Haunted Bedroom (OLD)]].

==Notes==
*The actual stats gained from opening the top drawer will be equal to your unbuffed mainstat, minus 0 to 5.
*If you choose the bottom drawer and already have the key, it does not consume an adventure.
*This adventure was originally entitled, "Wooden Nightstand with Costume Jewelry".
*The first occurrence of this adventure has [[delay()]].
*The [[Engorged Sausages and You]] choice does not always appear.

==References==
*The name of this adventure is a play on the term "one night stand".
*"The Art of Love" is a series of books, written in Latin by the poet Ovid, which give advice on seduction.

==History==
*The [[Engorged Sausages and You]] choice was added with the July, 2013 Item of the Month on July 3, 2013.
*Was replaced with [[One Mahogany Nightstand]] in the [[History#May 14, 2014|Manor Revamp]].


{{One Nightstand}}