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Striking Factory-Worker Elf:felt=10.6|wooden block=12.1|googly eye=13.0|length of string=12.5|stuffing=11.2|toy wheel=10.1||
Striking Gift-Wrapper Elf:felt=9.3|wooden block=10.5|googly eye=11.2|length of string=10.0|stuffing=10.9|toy wheel=11.6||
Striking Middle-Management Elf:felt=10.5|wooden block=11.4|stuffing=10.6|length of string=9.7|googly eye=10.3|toy wheel=11.6||
Striking Pencil-Pusher Elf:felt=9.3|wooden block=11.4|googly eye=9.7|length of string=9.7|stuffing=10.4|toy wheel=11.2||
Striking Stocking-Stuffer Elf:length of string=10.3|stuffing=10.9|wooden block=9.3|googly eye=11.3|felt=10.6|toy wheel=11.1||
Dairy goat:glass of goat's milk=20.4|goat cheese=39.2||
Drunk goat:bottle of whiskey=22.5|goat beard=3.9||
Sabre-toothed goat:goat beard=2.9|Sabre teeth=4.9||
Ninja Snowman (katana):frigid ninja stars=19.5|frozen nunchaku=2.0|icy katana hilt=14.4||
Ninja Snowman (masked):cold ninja mask=11.6|frigid ninja stars=19.4|frozen nunchaku=2.1||
Ninja Snowman (ricebowl):frigid ninja stars=19.7|rice bowl=5.4|chopsticks=5.7||
Ninja Snowman Janitor:frigid ninja stars=19.8|ninja mop=4.1|pail=9.7||
Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster:ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon=4.1|frigid ninja stars=19.3|frozen nunchaku=5.6||
1335 HaXx0r:334 scroll=20.4|Dyspepsi-Cola=70.3|1337 7r0uZ0RZ=14.8||
Anime Smiley:334 scroll=31.5|Tasty Fun Good rice candy=40.5||
Flaming Troll:flaming talons=12.6|Trollhouse cookies=39.4||
Lamz0r N00b:33398 scroll=30.2|draggin' ball hat=12.3||
Me4t begZ0r:meat vortex=100.0||
Spam Witch:30669 scroll=32.0|Spam Witch sammich=51.4||
XXX pr0n:f3d0r4=14.4|lowercase N=20.0|pr0n legs=42.4||
knott yeti:yeti fur=31.1||
snow queen:crazy little Turkish delight=25.9|ga-ga radio=4.5|Snow Queen Crown=4.8||
upgraded ram:ram horns=4.6|ram stick=4.8|Ram's Face Lager=29.5||
Burly Sidekick:cocoa eggshell fragment=30.4|mohawk wig=10.3|tiny house=30.6||
Irritating Series of Random Encounters:cocoa eggshell fragment=20.3|soft green echo eyedrop antidote=21.2|tiny house=20.1||
magimechtech mechamech:metallic A=30.1|photoprotoneutron torpedo=30.0|glowing red eye=17.7|oversized pizza cutter=7.3||
Protagonist:phonics down=41.6|ridiculously huge sword=9.8|super-spikey hair gel=19.3||
Quiet Healer:amulet of extreme plot significance=10.4|scroll of drastic healing=30.8|soft green echo eyedrop antidote=29.6||
Spunky Princess:cocoa eggshell fragment=28.8|tiny house=31.4|titanium assault umbrella=10.3||
7-Foot Dwarf:miner's helmet=2.9|miner's pants=3.3|7-Foot Dwarven mattock=3.6||
7-Foot Dwarf (Moil):miner's helmet=2.9|7-Foot Dwarven mattock=3.6||
7-Foot Dwarf (Royale):miner's helmet=2.9|miner's pants=3.3||
7-Foot Dwarf Foreman:7-Foot Dwarven mattock=3.2|miner's helmet=2.9|miner's pants=3.1||
EXtreme cross-country hippy:eXtreme mittens=5.8|eXtreme scarf=12.8|Mountain Stream soda=29.7||
extreme orcish snowboarder:extreme mittens=5.1|mountain stream soda=28.9|snowboarder pants=11.0|extreme bi-polar fleece vest=5.1||
Sk8 gnome:gr8ps=40.6|sk8board=6.3|t8r tots=40.3||
Ghuol:ghuol egg=25.8|ghuol ears=25.3||
grave rober:dead guy's watch=5.4|coffin lid=2.4|grave robbing shovel=8.1||
Lihc:lihc eye=29.2||
skleleton:skeleton bone=38.3|skeleton bone=21.9|loose teeth=31.8||
Smart Skelton:smart skull=51.7||
Zmobie:cranberries=19.0|loose teeth=48.4||
zobmie:cranberries=28.0|cranberries=7.8||
corpulent zobmie:loose teeth=8.3|cranberries=28.9|cranberries=8.1|Grateful Undead T-shirt=1.4||
Grave rober zmobie:dead guy's watch=9.9|grave robbing shovel=10.3|loose teeth=8.7||
Spiny skelelton:skeleton bone=40.3|smart skull=47.7|spiked femur=8.8||
toothy sklelton:skeleton bone=19.9|loose teeth=26.4|loose teeth=7.0||
gluttonous ghuol:ghuol ears=9.0|ghuol guolash=20.1|ghuol egg=8.4|huge spoon=5.1||
Gaunt ghuol:ghuol ears=18.7|ghuol egg=20.0||
senile lihc:lihc eye=20.2|lihc face=8.7|shimmering tendrils=5.3||
slick lihc:lihc eye=18.8|lihc face=8.4|shimmering tendrils=5.4||
Sassy Pirate:crowbarrr=9.5|sunken chest=16.2|swashbuckling pants=11.5|flaregun=31.1||
Shady Pirate:acoustic guitarrr=10.5|barrrnacle=8.9|safarrri hat=10.5||
Shifty Pirate:arrrgyle socks=10.5|snakehead charrrm=28.9|sunken chest=29.9|flaregun=29.3||
Smarmy Pirate:bottle of rum=48.6|charrrm=19.8|eyepatch=8.4|flaregun=29.7||
Swarthy Pirate:leotarrrd=10.5|pirate pelvis=18.0|stuffed shoulder parrot=9.7||
Brainsweeper:disembodied brain=30.9||
Bread Golem:wad of dough=31.0||
Lesser Fruit Golem:grapefruit=14.8|grapes=15.6|lemon=16.1|orange=16.7|strawberry=14.8||
Weretaco:taco shell=32.3|uncooked chorizo=31.7||
yeast beast:wad of dough=54.7|wad of dough=48.4||
bugbear-in-the-box:box=20.0|bugbear bungguard=10.4|bugbear beanie=10.2||
creepy clown:foolscap fool's cap=10.5|clown shoes=9.9|clown skin=10.3|acid-squirting flower=9.9||
disease-in-the-box:box=30.0|disease=40.0||
lemon-in-the-box:lemon=50.4|box=20.8||
scary clown:long skinny balloon=40.2|big red clown nose=10.4|clown skin=10.1|bloody clown pants=9.9||
shaky clown:clown skin=9.9|bottle of gin=10.2|bottle of rum=10.0|bottle of vodka=10.3|bloody clown pants=15.4|big red clown nose=14.9|bottle of whiskey=10.3|bottle of tequila=10.0|boxed wine=10.0||
Albino bat:batgut=8.5|bat guano=9.7||
Pine bat:bat wing=13.5|Pine-Fresh air freshener=15.9|batgut=14.3||
Regular old bat:bat guano=16.2|batgut=13.3|bat wing=16.5||
Beanbat:enchanted bean=51.3||
Batrat:bat wing=16.0|bat guano=15.7|batgut=15.1||
Ratbat:rat appendix=15.0|ratgut=15.0||
Knob Goblin Assistant Chef:chef's hat=33.5|Knob Goblin tongs=11.7|Knob Goblin pants=7.4||
Knob Goblin Barbecue Team:bowl of cottage cheese=62.5|Knob Goblin pants=7.2|Knob Goblin tongs=18.9||
Sleeping Knob Goblin Guard:viking helmet=31.5|Knob Goblin pants=7.3|Knob Goblin scimitar=31.0||
Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist:Knob Goblin firecracker=100.0|Knob Goblin pants=8.6|strongness elixir=30.0||
knob goblin mad scientist:knob goblin love potion=10.2|knob goblin seltzer=20.0|knob goblin steroids=10.2||
knob goblin very mad scientist:scrumptious reagent=23.4|knob goblin melon baller=4.7|bunch of square grapes=19.3|knob goblin superseltzer=14.9|knob goblin seltzer=15.4||
Fruit Golem:cherry=16.5|orange=14.8|lime=15.6||
carnivorous moxie weed:moxie weed=30.2|giant moxie weed=20.2|giant moxie weed=7.5||
Booze Giant:bottle of gin=14.9|bottle of rum=16.3|bottle of tequila=13.6|bottle of vodka=14.5|bottle of whiskey=14.9|boxed wine=14.7||
Knob Goblin Bean Counter:hill of beans=15.3|meat stack=15.9|Knob Goblin visor=3.8||
Knob Goblin Elite Guardsman:Knob Goblin elite helm=3.7|Knob Goblin elite pants=4.4|Knob Goblin elite polearm=3.8|Knob Goblin elite shirt=7.0||
Alphabet Giant:heavy D=39.3|original G=41.3||
Furry Giant:furry fur=37.4|disturbing fanfic=29.1|wolf mask=10.5||
Goth Giant:awful poetry journal=29.0|thin black candle=29.2|Warm Subject gift certificate=28.6||
Possibility Giant:chaos butterfly=18.9|plot hole=22.4|probability potion=30.9||
Procrastination Giant:procrastination potion=28.9||
Raver Giant:Angry Farmer candy=30.6|giant needle=28.4|Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub=29.2||
The Astronomer:star chart=100.0||
the burrowing bishop:star=30.6|line=32.4|line=28.5||
The Family Jewels:star=29.7|star=29.7|star=29.7||
the hooded warrior:line=30.1|star=33.8|star=26.2||
the junk:star=30.5|line=40.0|line=22.6||
one-eyed willie:star=30.4|line=34.4|line=25.3||
the pork sword:line=30.0|star=30.6|star=27.4||
the skinflute:star=38.2|star=21.5|line=32.0|line=29.1||
The Trouser Snake:line=30.9|line=30.9|line=30.9||
the twig and berries:line=24.9|star=34.1|star=23.3||
crusty hippy:windchimes=30.6|reodorant=5.3|filthy knitted dread sack=5.0|filthy corduroys=4.9||
crusty hippy jewelry maker:phat turquoise bead=10.0|hemp string=30.1|beach glass bead=10.0|reodorant=4.8|filthy knitted dread sack=3.1|filthy corduroys=1.9|clay peace-sign bead=10.2||
crusty hippy vegan chef:filthy knitted dread sack=5.3|herbs=30.1|filthy pestle=10.3|reodorant=5.0|filthy corduroys=2.9||
dirty hippy:Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots=30.2|filthy knitted dread sack=2.0|reodorant=5.0|filthy corduroys=5.0||
dirty hippy jewelry maker:hemp string=30.1|phat turquoise bead=10.1|beach glass bead=10.1|filthy corduroys=5.2|clay peace-sign bead=10.1|reodorant=4.8|filthy knitted dread sack=2.1||
dirty hippy vegan chef:Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix=30.6|carob chunks=30.1|reodorant=5.2|filthy pestle=5.1|filthy knitted dread sack=4.6|filthy corduroys=2.2||
filthy hippy:tambourine bells=15.1|patchouli incense stick=30.4|decorative fountain=30.1|reodorant=4.8|filthy corduroys=2.1|filthy knitted dread sack=2.0||
filthy hippy jewelry maker:hemp string=30.0|patchouli incense stick=30.3|beach glass bead=10.2|phat turquoise bead=10.0|clay peace-sign bead=10.3|filthy corduroys=2.0|reodorant=5.4|filthy knitted dread sack=2.5||
filthy hippy vegan chef:wad of tofu=30.4|tambourine bells=9.9|filthy corduroys=2.2|patchouli incense stick=30.5|filthy pestle=5.2|reodorant=4.8|filthy knitted dread sack=2.1||
Orcish Frat Boy (French Maid):bottle of gin=20.9|Ice-cold Sir Schlitz=20.1|Orcish cargo shorts=6.5|deodorant=5.5||
Orcish Frat Boy (paddling):bottle of vodka=20.2|homoerotic frat-paddle=6.5|Ice-cold Sir Schlitz=20.1|deodorant=5.5||
Orcish Frat Boy (Sorority Orcs):Ice-cold Sir Schlitz=20.1|ice-cold fotie=21.1|Orcish baseball cap=5.8|deodorant=5.5|roofie=24.9||
an Axe handle:pine tar=19.7||
Cloud of disembodied whiskers:shaving cream=22.1||
Forest spirit:forest tears=31.3||
Poutine ooze:poutine=39.0||
Gnarly gnome:clockwork key=3.2|clockwork key=3.2|flange=3.6||
Gnasty gnome:clockwork key=3.2|clockwork key=3.2|flange=3.6||
Gnefarious gnome:sprocket=16.9|cog=17.2|flange=3.6||
Gnomester Blomester:cog=15.5|spring=16.2|flange=3.5||
Gnu jack gnome:sprocket=16.0|spring=15.4|flange=3.7||
Vicious gnauga:gnauga hide=10.1||
knight in white satin:white satin pants=15.2|white sword=15.8|white satin shield=8.2||
white chocolate golem:white chocolate chips=50.8||
white lion:catgut=15.0||
whitesnake:white snake skin=30.5||
Knob Goblin Harem Girl:Knob Goblin perfume=15.9|Knob Goblin harem veil=4.7|Knob Goblin harem pants=3.3|harem girl t-shirt=2.0||
demoninja:hot katana blade=30.6|demon skin=15.1|ninja hot pants=6.7||
fallen archfiend:infernal insoles=6.8|evil golden arch=30.1|demon skin=15.6||
g imp:Imp Ale=29.9|hot wing=30.0|leather mask=7.7||
hellion:hellion cube=29.7||
l imp:cast=30.5|Imp Ale=30.2|flaming crutch=6.4||
p imp:hot wing=30.0|Imp Ale=29.9|diamond-studded cane=7.4||
w imp:wussiness potion=29.8|Imp Ale=30.5|ruby W=29.6||
big creepy spider:spider web=30.3|spider web=22.0||
completely different spider:spider web=26.0|spider web=23.3||
Drunken half-orc hobo:dirty hobo gloves=30.9|Mad Train wine=59.6|moxie weed=14.9||
Rushing bum:bum cheek=30.9|Mad Train wine=30.3|moxie weed=17.0||
carnivorous dill plant:dill=47.3|dill=18.1||
ghostly pickle factory worker:ghost cucumber=45.2|ghost cucumber=25.2||
vine gar:vinegar=49.0|vinegar=19.4||
Fiendish can of asparagus:asparagus knife=20.6|stalk of asparagus=40.8|razor-sharp can lid=42.4||
Flame-broiled meat blob:meat paste=39.5|meat paste=39.5|meat paste=39.5||
Possessed can of tomatoes:razor-sharp can lid=45.7|tomato=59.7||
Undead elbow macaroni:magicalness-in-a-can=27.1|quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments=5.4||
decent lumberjack:poutine=29.6|disbelief suspenders=10.3|jack flapper=10.4||
Lumberjack Supervisor:balaclava=4.9|balaclava baklava=24.5||
lumberjill:Blatantly Canadian=30.3|maple syrup=31.0|supportive bra=20.8||
Lumberjuan:los chinos=4.2|leaflet=15.4|wooden axe=4.0||
angry pinata:pile of candy=100||
handsome mariachi:handsomeness potion=20.6|chorizo taco=20.3|bottle of tequila=30.9||
irate mariachi:bottle of tequila=35.5|mariachi g-string=30.7|irate sombrero=20.1||
mariachi calavera:marzipan skull=30.4|bottle of tequila=30.1||
raging bull:pile of jumping beans=54.4|can of red minotaur=30.9||
Goomba:black pixel=49.3|red pixel=80.2|white pixel=51.0||
Koopa Troopa:black pixel=48.0|green pixel=80.6|white pixel=50.9||
Tektite:black pixel=51.4|blue pixel=80.0|white pixel=50.8||
Blooper:white pixel=60.0|white pixel=70.0|white pixel=80.0||
Bullet Bill:black pixel=60.0|black pixel=70.0|black pixel=80.0||
Keese:blue pixel=60.0|blue pixel=70.0|blue pixel=80.0||
Octorok:red pixel=60.0|red pixel=70.0|red pixel=80.0||
Zol:green pixel=60.0|green pixel=70.0|green pixel=80.0||
buzzy beetle:red pixel=80.1|black pixel=47.9|white pixel=50.7||
bob racecar:ketchup hound=36.3|stunt nuts=31.9|leather chaps=13.7|mesh cap=13.6||
drab bard:olive=40.5|drab sonata=30.8|guitar pick=18.0||
evil olive:bottle of gin=29.5|olive=39.0|jumbo olive=11.1||
flock of stab-bats:batblade=29.2|batgut=29.7|bat wing=32.4||
racecar bob:mesh cap=13.6|enormous belt buckle=24.6|leather chaps=14.3|stunt nuts=29.3||
taco cat:catgut=31.8|cat appendix=30.3|taco shell=30.7||
tan gnat:gnatwing=40.4|suntan lotion of moxiousness=51.9|filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")=39.6||
bar:bar skin=27.0|barskin hat=4.9||
spooky mummy:dried face=9.9|spooky shrunken head=20.2||
triffid:moxie weed=31.6|spooky stick=31.6||
spooky vampire:vampire cape=3.9||
topiary golem:hedge maze puzzle=62.7||
knob goblin chef:Knob sausage=15.4|tomato=14.5|wad of dough=15.0|Knob Goblin spatula=7.2||
knob goblin master chef:dry noodles=15.1|Knob mushroom=14.5|spices=12.8|Knob Goblin spatula=14.2||
dyspepsi-cola general:Dyspepsi-Cola=21.9|Dyspepsi-Cola=8.4|Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations=4.9|Dyspepsi grenade=5.4||
dyspepsi-cola knight:Dyspepsi-Cola=18.4|Dyspepsi-Cola=12.6|Dyspepsi grenade=5.4||
dyspepsi-cola soldier:Dyspepsi-Cola=17.3|Dyspepsi-Cola=11.6|Dyspepsi grenade=4.5||
baseball bat:baseball=29.8|sonar-in-a-biscuit=20.5||
briefcase bat:bat guano=10.2|briefcase=40.8|sonar-in-a-biscuit=19.0||
doughbat:sonar-in-a-biscuit=20.2|wad of dough=30.2||
perpendicular bat:batgut=15.7|bat wing=14.3|sonar-in-a-biscuit=18.6||
skullbat:broken skull=41.5|loose teeth=20.3|sonar-in-a-biscuit=30.2||
vampire bat:bat wing=15.0|batgut=14.9|sonar-in-a-biscuit=20.7||
gnollish bodybuilder:gnoll teeth=4.3|gnoll lips=4.3||
gnollish sorceress:gnoll teeth=5.4|gnoll lips=5.5||
gnollish crossdresser:frilly skirt=25.7|gnoll teeth=5.1|maiden wig=26.0|frilly shirt=4.2||
gnollish flyslayer:gnoll lips=5.6|gnoll teeth=5.0|Gnollish flyswatter=24.7||
gnollish gearhead:Gnollish toolbox=75.2|gnoll lips=4.4||
gnollish piebaker:Gnollish pie tin=49.8|wad of dough=49.4|skewer=50.7|Gnollish pie server=25.3||
gnollish plungermaster:Gnollish plunger=24.0|gnoll lips=4.9|gnoll teeth=4.4||
gnollish tirejuggler:gnoll teeth=5.1|gnoll lips=4.5|tires=100||
gnollish war chef:knoll mushroom=49.7|knoll mushroom=49.7|skewer=50.6|Gnollish slotted spoon=27.9||
guard bugbear:bugbear beanie=25.1|bugbear bungguard=25.7||
one-eyed gnoll:eyepatch=6.9|gnoll teeth=4.9||
large kobold:ring of aggravate monster=14.8|small box=40.0||
mind flayer:mind flayer corpse=27.4|cornuthaum=16.2|large box=20.8||
quantum mechanic:large box=39.4|vorpal blade=15.3||
swarm of killer bees:baby killer bee=5.0|royal jelly=26.2||
Crusty hippy (with Spanish fly trap):filthy corduroys=5.5|filthy knitted dread sack=5.4|windchimes=29.5|reodorant=5.0|Spanish fly=22.0||
Crusty hippy jewelry maker (with Spanish fly trap):necklace chain=28.5|filthy knitted dread sack=2.8|reodorant=6.1|filthy corduroys=2.0|Spanish fly=22.0||
Crusty hippy Vegan chef (with Spanish fly trap):filthy corduroys=3.3|filthy knitted dread sack=6.2|herbs=29.6|reodorant=4.7|Spanish fly=22.0||
Dirty hippy (with Spanish fly trap):Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots=30.4|filthy corduroys=4.6|reodorant=5.5|filthy knitted dread sack=2.0|Spanish fly=22.0||
Dirty hippy jewelry maker (with Spanish fly trap):filthy corduroys=4.4|hemp string=30.2|phat turquoise bead=10.4|filthy knitted dread sack=2.2|reodorant=4.8|Spanish fly=22.0||
Dirty hippy Vegan chef (with Spanish fly trap):carob chunks=31.4|filthy knitted dread sack=5.6|Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix=32.5|reodorant=3.6|filthy corduroys=2.2|Spanish fly=22.0||
Filthy hippy (with Spanish fly trap):decorative fountain=31.6|filthy corduroys=1.8|filthy knitted dread sack=2.0|patchouli incense stick=29.1|tambourine bells=14.6|reodorant=5.4|Spanish fly=22.0||
Filthy hippy jewelry maker (with Spanish fly trap):phat turquoise bead=9.6|piercing post=31.3|reodorant=5.0|filthy corduroys=1.5|filthy knitted dread sack=2.2|Spanish fly=22.0||
Filthy hippy Vegan chef (with Spanish fly trap):tambourine bells=8.7|wad of tofu=31.3|reodorant=4.5|filthy corduroys=1.8|filthy knitted dread sack=2.0|Spanish fly=22.0||
cloaca-cola catapult engineer:Cloaca-Cola=18.6|Cloaca-Cola=7.8|Cloaca-Cola c-rations=4.8|Cloaca grenade=6.2||
cloaca-cola footsoldier:Cloaca-Cola=21.1|Cloaca-Cola=10.5|Cloaca grenade=4.6||
cloaca-cola soldier:Cloaca-Cola=21.7|Cloaca-Cola=8.1|Cloaca grenade=6.3||
drunken rat:rat whisker=100.0|rat appendix=19.5||
annoying spooky gravy fairy:annoying pitchfork=100||
bugged bugbear:gnoll teeth=30.7|gnoll lips=31.9||
hung-over half-orc hobo:dirty hobo gloves=31.4|Mad Train wine=60.1|moxie weed=15.3||
spooky gravy fairy guard:halfberd=5.4|spooky mushroom=39.8|small leather glove=9.7||
spooky gravy fairy ninja:spooky mushroom=39.4|tiny ninja sword=5.2|teeny-tiny ninja stars=5.1||
spooky gravy fairy warlock:spooky mushroom=39.7|enchanted toothpick=7.6||
ghost miner:cardboard ore=10.1|cardboard ore=3.9|styrofoam ore=8.9|styrofoam ore=6.1|bubblewrap ore=9.6|bubblewrap ore=6.3||
swarm of country bats:orange-frosted astral cupcake=16.2||
zombie baby:purple-frosted astral cupcake=17.9||
trippy floating head (mona lisa):blue-frosted astral cupcake=16.4||
trippy floating head (grand moff tarkin):pink-frosted astral cupcake=16.7||
trippy floating head (casey kasem):green-frosted astral cupcake=17.6||
feeling that you're being watched:pink-frosted astral cupcake=15.6||
really interesting wallpaper:green-frosted astral cupcake=17.8||
the best carpet ever:purple-frosted astral cupcake=16.7||
urge to stare at your hands:blue-frosted astral cupcake=17.0||
visible music:orange-frosted astral cupcake=15.4||
angels of avalon:blue-frosted astral cupcake=15.5||
bustle in the hedgerow:green-frosted astral cupcake=15.7||
elders of the gentle race:purple-frosted astral cupcake=14.6||
gathering of angels?:orange-frosted astral cupcake=15.6||
higher plane serpents:pink-frosted astral cupcake=17.1||
overdone flame-broiled meat blob:meat paste=59.2|meat paste=59.2|meat paste=59.2||
demonic icebox:ancient frozen dinner=29.2|leftovers of indeterminate origin=41.9||
paper towelgeist:cardboard katana=5.1||
possessed silverware drawer:corn holder=15.3|eggbeater=4.2||
skullery maid:bottle of popskull=29.4|dishrag=5.1||
zombie chef:bottle of cooking sherry=30.5|stale baguette=30.8|fricasseed brains=20.1|chef's hat=5.2||
malevolent hair clog:gob of wet hair=39.5||
toilet papergeist:cardboard wakizashi=4.8|roll of toilet paper=50.3||
claw-foot bathtub:bottle of Monsieur Bubble=25.0|fancy bath salts=36.3||
anglerbush:meat stack=34.7||
skeletal cat:pile of dusty animal bones=100.0||
skeletal hamster:pile of dusty animal bones=100.0||
skeletal monkey:pile of dusty animal bones=100.0||
cubist bull:broken sword=4.7||
empty suit of armor:antique greaves=10.3|antique helmet=10.2|antique spear=11.1|antique shield=10.5||
guy with a pitchfork, and his wife:pitchfork=5.2||
knight (snake):serpentine sword=5.6|snake shield=5.4||
knight (wolf):lupine sword=5.1|snarling wolf shield=4.9||
banshee librarian:disintegrating quill pen=21.2||
bookbat:tattered scrap of paper=29.9||
writing desk:disintegrating quill pen=15.2|inkwell=30.0|snifter of thoroughly aged brandy=28.1||
animated nightstand (mahogany):old coin purse=26.9|old leather wallet=23.8||
animated nightstand (white):grouchy restless spirit=80.5||
remains of a jilted mistress:chintzy seal pendant=19.2|chintzy turtle brooch=19.2|chintzy noodle ring=19.2|chintzy saucepan earring=19.2|chintzy disco ball pendant=19.2|chintzy accordion pin=19.2|antique hand mirror=40.2||
floating platter of hors d'oeuvres:dehydrated caviar=30.4|desiccated apricot=30.0|flute of flat champagne=31.0|hors d'oeuvre tray=4.1||
tapdancing skeleton:tap shoes=5.6|worn tophat=4.3||
zombie waltzers:dance card=15.3|ballroom blintz=16.6||
ghastly organist:opera mask=20.9||
chalkdust wraith:handful of hand chalk=100||
pooltergeist:1-ball=2.8|2-ball=2.8|3-ball=2.7|4-ball=3.4|5-ball=3.5|6-ball=2.5|7-ball=2.2|8-ball=14.4||
flint-scraping cave elf:rock=13.9|stick=9.1|stick=4.5||
hunter-gatherer cave elf:tooth=12.8|tooth=5.1||
sinew-stretching cave elf:stringy sinew=18.6|stringy sinew=18.6|stringy sinew=18.6||
rock-banging cave elf:stick=14.5|rock=7.9|rock=6.8||
toy-making creature from the gray lagoon:spooky length of string=9.2|evil googly eye=9.5|spooky wooden block=8.4|spooky felt=9.7|spooky toy wheel=8.5|spooky stuffing=8.7||
cookie-baking thing from beyond time:spooky length of string=8.5|spooky toy wheel=9.2|spooky wooden block=8.7|spooky felt=8.8|evil googly eye=8.6|spooky stuffing=8.7||
bow-making mummy:evil googly eye=9.4|spooky toy wheel=9.6|spooky felt=9.6|spooky stuffing=8.8|spooky length of string=8.8|spooky wooden block=9.8||
stocking-stuffing zombie:spooky toy wheel=9.0|spooky wooden block=9.6|spooky felt=9.0|evil googly eye=9.1|spooky length of string=8.5|spooky stuffing=8.6||
gift-wrapping vampire:spooky stuffing=9.0|spooky length of string=9.5|spooky toy wheel=8.6|spooky felt=9.4|evil googly eye=8.9|spooky wooden block=9.4||
skeletal reindeer:spooky toy wheel=9.9|spooky felt=8.9|spooky wooden block=9.3|spooky stuffing=9.1|spooky length of string=9.4|evil googly eye=8.6||
killer festive arc-welding elfbot:capacitor relay=8.2|carbon nanotube=8.1|ion grid=8.1|Feynman gate=7.9|logic synthesizer=8.4|High-resistance ultrapolymer plating=3.9||
killer festive laser-calibrating elfbot:capacitor relay=7.4|carbon nanotube frame=8.2|ion grid=8.3|Feynman gate=7.8|logic synthesizer=8.2|High-resistance ultrapolymer plating=3.6||
killer festive weapons-assembly elfbot:capacitor relay=8.1|carbon nanotube frame=8.2|ion grid=7.6|Feynman gate=7.6|logic synthesizer=7.9|High-resistance ultrapolymer plating=4.2||
killer festive decal-applying elfbot:capacitor relay=8.1|carbon nanotube frame=8.0|ion grid=7.7|Feynman gate=7.8|logic synthesizer=8.3|High-resistance ultrapolymer plating=3.7||
rudolphus of crimborg:capacitor relay=7.7|carbon nanotube frame=8.6|ion grid=7.9|Feynman gate=8.2|logic synthesizer=8.1|High-resistance ultrapolymer plating=4.5||
black knight:black greaves=15.5|black sword=14.6|black shield=14.8|black helmet=14.9||
black panther:Black No. 2=20.2||
black adder:adder bladder=30.2|black snake skin=15.3||
black widow:black picnic basket=15.3|black pension check=31.7||
blackberry bush:blackberry=15.5|blackberry=15.5|blackberry=15.5||
cactuary:bit-o-cactus=27.1|giant cactus quill=5.6|cactus fruit=20.3|handful of sand=19.0||
giant giant giant centipede:centipede eggs=19.7|handful of sand=25.0|handful of sand=14.6||
swarm of fire ants:ant agonist=21.2|handful of sand=19.8|ant pitchfork=0.9|ant hoe=1.6|and sickle=0.8|ant rake=0.8|ant pick=0.9||
plaque of locusts:honey-dipped locust=19.4|bronzed locust=19.3|handful of sand=21.4||
rock scorpion:handful of sand=24.3|handful of sand=14.9|scorpion whip=4.9||
blur:drum machine=29.5|palm frond=10.3|hot date=5.6|carbonated water lily=9.7||
oasis monster:displaced fish=21.4|palm frond=10.1|Supernova Champagne=19.4|wonderwall shield=4.4|carbonated water lily=11.2|hot date=5.5||
rolling stone:palm frond=10.1|handful of moss=20.0|brown sugar cane=20.8|mother's little helper=9.9|Tuesday's ruby=4.7|hot date=4.9||
swarm of scarab beatles:Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket=0.9|Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket=1.3|General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket=1.3|Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket=0.9|savoy truffle=10.5|rocky raccoon=39.6|mojo filter=4.9|Maxwell's Silver Hammer=5.3|carbonated water lily=10.6|palm frond=9.9|hot date=4.9|happiness=5.1||
tomb asp:unidentified jerky=11.1||
tomb rat:tomb ratchet=3.0|leathery rat skin=31.8|unidentified jerky=12.5||
tomb servant:canopic jar=29.1|ancient protein powder=14.3|mummy wrapping=19.7|unidentified jerky=12.0||
tomb bat:leathery bat skin=28.9|unidentified jerky=12.0|mummy wrapping=20.4||
iiti kitty:leathery cat skin=29.9|unidentified jerky=11.1|ancient Magi-Wipes=49.3|ancient vinyl coin purse=19.7|mummy wrapping=20.0|Iiti Kitty phone charm=11.1||
possessed wine rack:dusty bottle of Marsala=20.5|dusty bottle of Merlot=20.5|dusty bottle of Muscat=19.0|dusty bottle of Pinot Noir=20.2|dusty bottle of Port=19.9|dusty bottle of Zinfandel=19.6||
skeletal sommelier:dusty bottle of Marsala=20.7|dusty bottle of Merlot=20.6|dusty bottle of Muscat=19.3|dusty bottle of Pinot Noir=19.3|dusty bottle of Port=19.7|dusty bottle of Zinfandel=21.1||
frat warrior drill sergeant:distressed denim pants=9.8|bejeweled pledge pin=9.9|beer helmet=10.0||
war pledge:beer helmet=5.1|bejeweled pledge pin=5.3|distressed denim pants=4.7||
cavewomyn hippy:handful of pine needles=17.7|handful of nuts and berries=19.8||
caveman hippy:stone frisbee=17.9|dreadlock whip=12.0|handful of pine needles=17.6||
sabre-toothed ferret:sabre teeth=25.6||
war hippy drill sergeant:reinforced purple headband=9.9|bullet-proof corduroys=9.9|round purple sunglasses=10.3||
war hippy (space) cadet:round purple sunglasses=5.3|reinforced beaded headband=4.9|bullet-proof corduroys=4.9||
caveman frat boy:ovoid leather thing=23.4|chunk of rock salt=19.6|stone baseball cap=9.7||
caveman frat pledge:stone baseball cap=5.2|cup of primitive beer=9.1|chunk of rock salt=19.8|ovoid leather thing=8.2||
caveman sorority girl:cup of primitive beer=24.4||
larval filthworm:filthworm hatchling scent gland=12.2||
war hippy spy:round purple sunglasses=4.9|reinforced beaded headband=4.9|bullet-proof corduroys=4.6||
orcish frat boy spy:distressed denim pants=29.5|bejeweled pledge pin=29.0|beer helmet=31.2||
arc-welding elfborg:nanofiber cloth=9.8|LED block=9.5|iGoogly=9.2|synthetic stuffing=9.4|theoretical string=9.5|toy hoverpad=9.5||
ribbon-cutting elfborg:LED block=8.8|iGoogly=9.3|nanofiber cloth=9.9|theoretical string=9.3|synthetic stuffing=10.0|toy hoverpad=9.8||
weapons-assembly elfborg:theoretical string=8.9|nanofiber cloth=9.4|toy hoverpad=9.1|synthetic stuffing=9.2|iGoogly=9.5|LED block=9.9||
decal-applying elfborg:LED block=9.2|theoretical string=9.6|nanofiber cloth=9.0|synthetic stuffing=8.9|iGoogly=8.6|toy hoverpad=9.8||
green ops soldier:green clay bead=30.5|communications windchimes=2.9|gas balloon=16.7|gas balloon=2.9|green smoke bomb=6.3|green smoke bomb=3.0|henna face paint=8.4|round green sunglasses=4.8||
mobile armored sweat lodge:didgeridooka=33.2|communications windchimes=3.5|gas balloon=20.1||
war hippy airborne commander:purple clay bead=31.4|bullet-proof corduroys=1.0|reinforced beaded headband=0.9|round purple sunglasses=1.3|communications windchimes=3.4|lockenstock sandals=1.9|ferret bait=22.5|ferret bait=15.9|water pipe bomb=18.1|water pipe bomb=10.5||
war hippy baker:bullet-proof corduroys=8.2|reinforced beaded headband=10.1|round purple sunglasses=9.7|hippy protest button=10.5|lead pipe=11.2|wicker shield=5.2|water pipe bomb=19.9||
war hippy dread squad:didgeridooka=20.1|bullet-proof corduroys=2.0|reinforced beaded headband=1.7|round purple sunglasses=1.5|communications windchimes=2.8|lockenstock sandals=1.9|tube of dread wax=15.3||
war hippy elder shaman:Gaia beads=18.6|funky dried mushroom=19.7|lockenstock sandals=14.1|carbonated soy milk=30.4|communications windchimes=3.2|flowing hippy skirt=5.2||
war hippy elite fire spinner:fire poi=30.1|lockenstock sandals=2.3|bullet-proof corduroys=1.2|communications windchimes=4.0|round purple sunglasses=1.0|reinforced beaded headband=1.2||
war hippy elite rigger:water pipe bomb=10.3|pink clay bead=28.9|reinforced beaded headband=5.1|lead pipe=17.2|bullet-proof corduroys=4.7|wicker shield=4.4|communications windchimes=3.0|round purple sunglasses=5.1||
war hippy fire spinner:fire poi=20.5|reinforced beaded headband=0.8|communications windchimes=2.7|round purple sunglasses=1.3|lockenstock sandals=1.3|bullet-proof corduroys=0.5||
war hippy f.r.o.g.:round purple sunglasses=6.1|wicker shield=6.5|pink clay bead=31.1|bullet-proof corduroys=5.6|reinforced beaded headband=5.9|lead pipe=16.7|water pipe bomb=9.9|communications windchimes=2.5||
war hippy green gourmet:reinforced beaded headband=6.2|communications windchimes=2.8|lead pipe=13.5|Hippy Army MPE=51.8|pink clay bead=29.4|water pipe bomb=38.2|wicker shield=6.3|round purple sunglasses=4.4|bullet-proof corduroys=4.8||
war hippy homeopath:natural fennel soda=10.6|hippy medical kit=18.4|filthy poultice=15.6|lockenstock sandals=2.6|communications windchimes=3.0||
war hippy infantryman:reinforced beaded headband=10.8|wicker shield=5.8|lead pipe=11.0|water pipe bomb=5.1|round purple sunglasses=10.4|bullet-proof corduroys=10.9|hippy protest button=10.0||
war hippy naturopathic homeopath:hippy medical kit=31.8|filthy poultice=20.0|natural fennel soda=27.4|communications windchimes=3.1|lockenstock sandals=1.7||
war hippy rigger:water pipe bomb=5.3|reinforced beaded headband=10.7|round purple sunglasses=10.8|lead pipe=10.3|wicker shield=4.9|hippy protest button=10.0|bullet-proof corduroys=9.9||
war hippy shaman:lockenstock sandals=10.6|gaia beads=15.0|carbonated soy milk=19.9|funky dried mushroom=14.7|communications windchimes=2.6||
war hippy sky captain:pink clay bead=32.2|bullet-proof corduroys=0.6|reinforced beaded headband=0.7|round purple sunglasses=0.6|lockenstock sandals=2.0|communications windchimes=2.3|ferret bait=21.2|water pipe bomb=14.1|water pipe bomb=6.8||
war hippy windtalker:green clay bead=31.6|bullet-proof corduroys=0.7|reinforced beaded headband=1.1|round purple sunglasses=1.0|lockenstock sandals=2.1|communications windchimes=18.4|communications windchimes=18.4|communications windchimes=18.4||
beer bongadier:beer bong=19.4|kick-ass kicks=1.8|bejeweled pledge pin=0.9|PADL Phone=2.3|distressed denim pants=0.3|beer helmet=0.3||
elite beer bongadier:beer bong=30.3|distressed denim pants=0.8|PADL Phone=3.0|kick-ass kicks=3.7|bejeweled pledge pin=0.8|beer helmet=0.9||
heavy kegtank:meat engine=6.1|PADL Phone=5.1|sake bomb=12.4|sake bomb=2.8||
naughty sorority nurse:energy drink IV=27.3|gauze garter=25.1|gauze garter=15.9|kick-ass kicks=1.6|PADL Phone=2.6||
panty raider frat boy:chloroform rag=12.3|chloroform rag=6.9|Elmley shades=5.8|depantsing bomb=17.9|depantsing bomb=3.0|panty raider camouflage=10.3|white class ring=30.0|PADL Phone=3.0||
sorority nurse:energy drink IV=18.5|gauze garter=20.2|gauze garter=7.3|kick-ass kicks=1.8|PADL phone=3.0||
sorority operator:white class ring=31.0|distressed denim pants=1.0|bejeweled pledge pin=0.8|PADL Phone=17.6|PADL Phone=17.6|PADL Phone=17.6|kick-ass kicks=2.4||
war frat 110th infantryman:beer helmet=9.9|bejeweled pledge pin=9.8|bottle opener belt buckle=10.5|giant foam finger=9.7|keg shield=5.9|distressed denim pants=9.8|beer bomb=5.1||
war frat 151st captain:bejeweled pledge pin=4.3|red class ring=31.3|perforated battle paddle=14.7|distressed denim pants=5.2|beer helmet=5.0|keg shield=5.2|beer bomb=8.8|PADL Phone=2.5||
war frat 151st infantryman:perforated battle paddle=9.7|beer bomb=4.7|bejeweled pledge pin=10.1|bottle opener belt buckle=11.8|distressed denim pants=9.1|beer helmet=10.7|keg shield=5.2||
war frat 500th infantrygentleman:beer helmet=10.5|bejeweled pledge pin=10.3|bottle opener belt buckle=9.8|beer bomb=5.1|keg shield=5.2|perforated battle paddle=9.1|distressed denim pants=9.0||
war frat elite 110th captain:red class ring=28.8|beer bomb=9.2|bejeweled pledge pin=5.4|giant foam finger=14.4|PADL Phone=2.8|beer helmet=5.1|distressed denim pants=4.3|keg shield=5.0||
war frat elite 500th captain:red class ring=31.4|perforated battle paddle=14.3|beer bomb=9.9|beer helmet=4.3|distressed denim pants=6.3|bejeweled pledge pin=4.0|keg shield=4.6|PADL Phone=2.1||
war frat elite wartender:beer bomb=20.6|beer bomb=10.2|beer helmet=1.2|bejeweled pledge pin=1.1|distressed denim pants=0.5|blue class ring=31.1|kick-ass kicks=1.5|PADL Phone=2.8|sake bomb=24.5|sake bomb=12.6||
war frat grill sergeant:kick-ass kicks=10.5|war tongs=16.7|PADL Phone=2.9|Monstar energy beverage=19.7|Frat Army FGF=4.5||
war frat kegrider:beer helmet=1.3|furniture dolly=15.5|PADL Phone=5.0|beer bong=5.3|bejeweled pledge pin=1.4|distressed denim pants=1.2||
war frat senior grill sergeant:Monstar energy beverage=30.7|Frat Army FGF=19.9|PADL Phone=3.7|war tongs=18.8|kick-ass kicks=14.8||
war frat wartender:kick-ass kicks=2.6|sake bomb=21.6|beer bomb=13.9|beer bomb=7.5|beer helmet=1.2|bejeweled pledge pin=0.8|PADL Phone=2.4|red class ring=30.3|distressed denim pants=1.5||
tetchy pirate:cocktail napkin=10.4|bottle of rum=20.8||
toothy pirate:bottle of rum=18.2|cocktail napkin=9.5||
tipsy pirate:bottle of rum=21.5|bottle of rum=17.1|tip jar=4.7|cocktail napkin=9.1|rum barrel charrrm=4.8||
a.m.c. gremlin:gremlin juice=3.3|gremlin mutagen=4.7|extra-potent gremlin mutagen=5.3||
batwinged gremlin:gremlin juice=3.1|gremlin mutagen=4.0|extra-potent gremlin mutagen=4.8||
erudite gremlin:gremlin juice=3.1|gremlin mutagen=4.5|extra-potent gremlin mutagen=4.5||
spider gremlin:gremlin juice=3.2|gremlin mutagen=5.4|extra-potent gremlin mutagen=4.8||
vegetable gremlin:gremlin juice=2.9|gremlin mutagen=4.3|extra-potent gremlin mutagen=5.3||
cleanly pirate:Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste=19.6|Swabbie Swab=20.6||
clingy pirate:bit of clingfilm=11.0%||
creamy pirate:oil of Parrrlay=15.5|cream stout=19.9|creamsicle=20.9||
crusty pirate:tarrrnish charrrm=10.8|barrrnacle=15.2||
curmudgeonly pirate:grumpy old man charrrm=9.4|handful of sawdust=31.0|curmudgel=5.3|all-purpose cleaner=27.7||
gaudy pirate:costume sword=5.6|enormous hoop earring=10.6|gold lame pants=5.3||
grassy pirate:grassy cutlass=10.5||
gritty pirate:true grit=30.8||
groovy pirate:buoybottoms=9.4||
grungy pirate:grungy bandana=10.2|acoustic guitarrr=19.8|grungy flannel shirt=4.7||
filthworm royal guard:filthworm royal guard scent gland=9.6||
wacky pirate:cannonball charrrm=9.7|yohohoyo=5.1||
warty pirate:copper ha'penny charrrm=9.7|fish-liver oil=29.1|vinegar-soaked lemon slice=29.2||
wealthy pirate:booty chest charrrm=10.1|solid gold pegleg=4.9||
whiny pirate:bilge wine=29.4||
witty pirate:silver tongue charrrm=9.5|witty rapier=9.7||
figure-skating duck:frozen feather=8.9|duct tape=4.8||
fire-breathing duck:duct tape=5.9|flaming feather=10.7||
frozen duck:frozen feather=10.4|duct tape=5.1||
greasy duck:duct tape=4.7|flirtatious feather=9.6||
mean drunk duck:bottle of whiskey=21.0|bottle of vodka=19.5|bottle of tequila=20.9|duct tape=4.5||
rattlin' duck:fetid feather=7.7|duct tape=4.7||
rotund duck:duct tape=5.9||
scorched duck:flaming feather=9.8|duct tape=4.5||
swamp duck:duct tape=5.1|fetid feather=10.2||
vampire duck:frightful feather=9.9|duct tape=4.0||
zombie duck:frightful feather=9.6|duct tape=4.9||
scary pirate (cursed):cursed breeches=0.19|cursed cutlass=0.19|cursed eyepatch=0.19||
bizarre construct:el vibrato punchcard (97 holes)=14.3|el vibrato punchcard (216 holes)=14.4||
industrious construct:el vibrato punchcard (88 holes)=14.9|el vibrato punchcard (129 holes)=14.9||
lonely construct:el vibrato punchcard (182 holes)=14.7|el vibrato punchcard (213 holes)=15.0||
menacing construct:el vibrato punchcard (115 holes)=14.6|el vibrato punchcard (142 holes)=14.9||
towering construct:el vibrato punchcard (165 holes)=15.3|el vibrato punchcard (176 holes)=15.5||
hulking construct:el vibrato punchcard (216 holes)=17.9|el vibrato punchcard (88 holes)=15.8|el vibrato punchcard (182 holes)=16.2|el vibrato punchcard (176 holes)=16.3|el vibrato punchcard (104 holes)=17.1||
funk sole brother:dull fish scale=10.8|slick fish meat=3.0||
school of wizardfish:dull fish scale=11.1|glistening fish meat=4.1||
pumped-up bass:beefy fish meat=3.8|dull fish scale=11.1||
bazookafish:bazookafish bubble gum=16.1|bazookafish bubble gum=10.4|fish bazooka=1.3|dull fish scale=8.1||
clubfish:fish stick=1.1|dull fish scale=7.5||
scimitarfish:dull fish scale=8.0|fish scimitar=1.1||
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==See Also==
*[[Statistics Notes]]

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