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Wow, that's one of the best Mer-kin costumes I've ever seen! For a second there I thought I was underwater! I can tell you spent a lot of time and effort putting this thing together. You've even got the proper number of crenelations on the ceremonial headpiece! You look like you're ready to switch a blade, dodge a ball, and drag a net, just like JohnPaul the Gladiator did in ''Mer-kin Arena #14''!

What? You haven't read that? Have you read ''any'' of the Mer-kin Arena comics? Aren't you even a little familiar with all of the minutiae of Mer-kin culture? Can't you even tell me PaulGeorge's win-loss ratio for season 17?

Gah, guess you're just another stupid poser, then. take your candy and go. You disgust me.

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Occurs while [[Halloween|Trick or Treating]] in the [[Mer-kin Gladiatorial Gear]].

==References==
*Named after two members of [[Wikipedia:The Monkees|The Monkees]], namely [[Wikipedia:Peter Tork|Peter Tork]] and [[Wikipedia:Michael Nesmith|Michael Nesmith]].  As the Mer-kin Gladiators were named by stringing together names of [[Wikipedia:The Beatles|The Beatles]] in a similar way, and the Monkees were a Beatles parody band, this is appropriate.