View source for Possessed Can of Cranberry Sauce

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|text=There are two schools of thought on cranberry sauce -- some maintain it should be made out of actual cranberries and should have texture and various other flavors, such as cinnamon and orange. The other insists cranberry sauce should be, essentially, stiff cranberry-flavored gelatin, like this monster. Both sides agree, however, that demonic possession really ruins the flavor.
|hit=It slices your {{part}} with a jagged bit of can lid. {{ouch|3}}

The top part of its can rotates 360 degrees and it spews acidic cranberry juice at you. It burns! {{ouch|4}}

It slams into your {{part}} with the butt-end of its can. Its can can, you might say, even though it isn't dancing. {{ouch|4}}
|miss=It slices at you with its jagged lid, but can't seem to connect.

It spews acidic cranberry juice at you, but you leap aside.

It growls and leaps at you, but you say "The power of Boris compels you!" a couple hundred times, until it settles down.
|critical=It leaps onto your foot, smashing your toe. You look down, and it suddenly leaps straight up and hits you in the face. Y'know, this'd probably be funny, if it happened to somebody else. {{ouch|5}}
|fumble=It lurches toward you, but the bottom of the can suddenly falls open and all of the congealed sauce slides out between its legs. It looks around to see if anybody noticed.}}

{{acquire|item=tube of cranberry Go-Goo}}
{{acquire|item=can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce}}
*If you are on the appropriate [[The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Shack|bounty hunt]]:
{{acquire|item=shredded can label|chance=100%}}
{{stat|some}}
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Occurs at random locations on the [[Feast of Boris]].

==Notes==
*This monster was originally very weak, yielding only 1 substat, but now it scales to your stats.
*[[tube of cranberry Go-Goo|Tubes of cranberry Go-Goo]] only drop for characters below level 6, and [[can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce]] will only drop for characters level 6 and above.  [[Avatar of Boris|Avatars of Boris]] will receive [[tube of cranberry Go-Goo|tubes of cranberry Go-Goo]] no matter their level.
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==References==
*The miss message wherein you quote "The power of Boris compels you!" a hundred times is reminiscent of the exorcism scene in the film ''[[wikipedia:The Exorcist (film)|The Exorcist]]'' where the priests chant "The power of Christ compels you!" while splashing Linda Blair's character with holy water. The hit message in which the top part of the can spins around is also a reference to this movie.
*The critical hit message may possibly be referencing a scene in the film ''[[wikipedia:Maximum Overdrive|Maximum Overdrive]]'' wherein members of a baseball team are hilariously killed by a soft-drink machine ejecting cans first into their groins and then into their heads when they bend over in pain.