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A [[Rare Items|rare item]] is an item which exists in the Kingdom but is either difficult or very expensive (usually both) to obtain.

Some rares are extremely rare drops in the Kingdom (such as the [[Ultra Rares]]) while others are items which can only be obtained as special gifts (such as the [[Radio Free Regalia]]). Still others are items which once dropped in the Kingdom but no longer do, such as the [[gasmask]].  Some are gifts which were given to everyone on a specific date, such as the [[Crimbo pressie]]. Also included are [[Hacked Items]], as well as items used solely for testing and never available outside of exploits.  Really rare and special non-rare items are listed near the bottom of the page; the rare items near the top are in no particular order.

==Ultra-rare drops==
*{{InlineItem|17-ball}}
*{{InlineItem|Counterclockwise Watch}}
*{{InlineItem|crazy bastard sword}}
*{{InlineItem|Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield}}
*{{InlineItem|hockey stick of furious angry rage}}
*{{InlineItem|hypnodisk}}
*{{InlineItem|incredibly dense meat gem}}
*{{InlineItem|optimal spreadsheet}}
*{{InlineItem|Platinum Yendorian Express Card}}
*{{InlineItem|Talisman of Baio}}
*{{InlineItem|Talisman of Bakula}}
*{{InlineItem|The Nuge's favorite crossbow}}
*{{InlineItem|Repaid diaper}}

==Special Gifts==
*{{InlineItem|Annual Ascot}} (given to the artists of the 2010 Fanart Calendar)
*{{InlineItem|Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt}} (given to ascension testers and seldon, the first player to ascend)
*{{InlineItem|big ol' trophy}} (meant to be a prize for player "accordion thief"'s scavenger hunt)
*{{InlineItem|blank white card}} (originally given to [[Riff]])
*{{InlineItem|Frank Gorshin trophy}} (given to the winners of Riff's first and second riddle contests)
*{{InlineItem|Gregarious Gregorian Smock}} (given to the artists of the 2011 Fanart Calendar)
*{{InlineItem|Item 13}} (never truly "available", unknown whether or not they are currently in the same state)
*{{InlineItem|LARP carp}} Given to winners of the KoL LARPs at [[KoL Con]]
*{{InlineItem|N. O. Beer}} (given to the members of [http://www.noblesse-oblige.org/ Noblesse Oblige])
*{{InlineItem|one million meat pancakes}} (first a gift, then duped many times. No longer given away.)
*{{InlineItem|Otorian Battle Scar}} (given to the members of [http://www.clanotori.org/ Otori])
*{{InlineItem|Leapin' Trousers}} (given to the artists of the 2012 Fanart Calendar)
*{{InlineItem|Periodical Paintbrush}} (given to the artists of the 2008 Fanart Calendar)
*{{InlineItem|Puzzling ribbon}} (given to people who solved one of HotStuff's occasional puzzle contests)
*{{InlineItem|Puzzling trophy}} (given to the first people to solve one of HotStuff's occasional puzzle contests)
*{{InlineItem|Seasonal Beret}} (given to the artists of the 2009 Fanart Calendar)
*{{InlineItem|Star of Bravery}} (Given to participants of the [http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/vb/showthread.php?t=176896 KoL Con VI Costume Competition])
*{{InlineItem|Warehouse 23 bling}} (given to the members of [http://www.warehouse23.net/ Warehouse 23] and Arbitrage)

==Gifts still available==
*{{InlineItem|Bigger Bugfinder Blade}}
*{{InlineItem|Bugfinder Blade}}
*{{InlineItem|consolation ribbon}}

==Radio gifts that are no longer available==
As [[Radio KoL]] shut down in late 2019, there is no longer any way to obtain the prizes they used to give out.

*{{InlineItem|Voluminous Radio Hat}}
*{{InlineItem|Voluminous Radio Pants}}
*{{InlineItem|Voluminous Radio Sneakers}}
*{{InlineItem|radio button candy}}
*All items in the [[Radio Free Regalia]] and the radio accessories (the [[Radio KoL Antenna Ball]], [[Radio KoL Bottle Opener|Bottle Opener]], [[Radio KoL Flashlight|Flashlight]], [[Radio KoL Keychain|Keychain]], [[Radio KoL Maracas|Maracas]] and [[Radio KoL Patch|Patch]])

==Mafia Prizes== 
===[[Mystery Raffle Ticket]]===
*{{InlineItem|Acqua Del Piatto Merlot}}
*{{InlineItem|Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet}}
*{{InlineItem|cement shoes}}
*{{InlineItem|Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel}}
*{{InlineItem|Mafia bow tie}}
*{{InlineItem|Mafia stogie}}
*{{InlineItem|Mafia violin case}}
*{{InlineItem|Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir}}
*{{InlineItem|old school Mafia knickerbockers}}
*{{InlineItem|Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne}}
*{{InlineItem|Uovo Marcio Shiraz}}

===[[The Raffle House]]===
*{{InlineItem|Grimacite Bock}}
*{{InlineItem|Grimacite gaiters}}
*{{InlineItem|Grimacite galoshes}}
*{{InlineItem|Grimacite garter}}
*{{InlineItem|Grimacite gasmask}}
*{{InlineItem|Grimacite gat}}
*{{InlineItem|Grimacite gauntlets}}
*{{InlineItem|Grimacite girdle}}
*{{InlineItem|Grimacite glaive}}
*{{InlineItem|Grimacite goggles}}
*{{InlineItem|Grimacite go-go boots}}
*{{InlineItem|Grimacite gorget}}
*{{InlineItem|Grimacite gown}}
*{{InlineItem|Grimacite greaves}}
*{{InlineItem|Grimacite guayabera}}
*{{InlineItem|wedge of gray cheese}}

==Hacked Items==
These [[Hacked Items|items have been hacked]] from the database.
*{{InlineItem|birthday candle}}
*{{InlineItem|Children's Meal of the Damned}}
*{{InlineItem|steaming evil}}
*{{InlineItem|voodoo doll}}
*{{InlineItem|Newbiesport™ backpack}}
*{{InlineItem|hemp backpack}}

==Items used for testing==
*{{InlineItem|familiar experience pill}}
*{{InlineItem|Mr. Shirt}}
*{{InlineItem|off-hand balloon}}
*{{InlineItem|serrated proboscis extension}}
*{{InlineItem|Mr. Container}} (note: this item may or may not belong in the Hacked Items section)

==Items that no longer drop==
These are items that that do not exist in great quantity in the Kingdom and for which there is no way any more will exist (unless they are reimplemented). Previous Mr. Store Monthly Specials are listed below this entry.  Less-rare special event items that no longer drop are listed near the bottom of the page.
*{{InlineItem|Admiral's hat}}
*{{InlineItem|beet}}
*{{InlineItem|chunk of depleted Grimacite}}
*{{InlineItem|comfy blanket}}
*{{InlineItem|Crimbo pressie}} (and by extension: {{InlineItem|wrapping paper}}, {{InlineItem|present}}, {{InlineItem|Crimbo hat}}, {{InlineItem|Crimbo pants}} and {{InlineItem|Crimbo sword}})
*{{InlineItem|Crimbo stocking}} (and by extension {{InlineItem|small Crimbo Pressie}}, and the special [[Crimbo]] gifts mentioned below)
*{{InlineItem|crystallized memory}} (and by extension {{InlineItem|floaty inverse geode}})
*{{InlineItem|extra special Crimbo stocking}}
*{{InlineItem|forbidden sausage}} ([[Brushfires]])
*{{InlineItem|gasmask}}
*{{InlineItem|guild application}}
*{{InlineItem|Emblem of Ak'gyxoth}}
* {{InlineItem|Rainbow pearl}} (and by extension: {{InlineItem|rainbow pearl earring}}, {{InlineItem|rainbow pearl necklace}}, and {{InlineItem|rainbow pearl ring}})
*{{InlineItem|Idol of Ak'gyxoth}}
*{{InlineItem|phish stick}}
*{{InlineItem|Old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie}} (and by extension the special [[Crimbo]] 2007 gifts mentioned below)
*{{InlineItem|red-hot medallion}}
*{{InlineItem|sinister ancient tablet}}
*{{InlineItem|throbbing rage gland}}
*{{InlineItem|Tropical Crimbo pressie}} (and by extension: {{InlineItem|tropical wrapping paper}}, {{InlineItem|Tropical Crimbo Hat}}, {{InlineItem|Tropical Crimbo Shorts}}, {{InlineItem|Tropical Crimbo Sword}} and the special [[Crimboween]] gifts mentioned below)
*{{InlineItem|Underworld trunk}} (and by extension: {{InlineItem|Staff of the Woodfire}}, {{InlineItem|Underworld flail}} and {{InlineItem|Underworld truncheon}})
*{{InlineItem|Underworld acorn}} (and by extension: {{InlineItem|Underworld sapling}})
*{{InlineItem|unearthed volcanic meteoroid}}

==Previous Mr. Store items==
Items formerly available from [[Mr. Store]] are considered rare. The list of these items is available on [[Mr. Store#Previous Offerings|this page]].

==Custom Items==
A '''custom item''' is a one-of-a-kind item specially designed for a specific player.  These items are given out (in the words of Mr. Skullhead) "for whatever we feel like".
*{{InlineItem|1 Meat}} (given to Sirris to settle a debt)
*{{InlineItem|arse-shooting crossbow}} (given to Kucolan)
*{{InlineItem|bugbear-smiting sword}} (given to spazworrier)
*{{InlineItem|Cat-Herding Prod}} (given to Cassandra7)
*{{InlineItem|conspicuous lack of pants}} (given to EyeSpeculum)
*{{InlineItem|defective Golden Mr. Accessory}} (given to Invariel)
*{{InlineItem|especially homoerotic frat-paddle}} (Given to [[Xenophobe]], later removed)
*{{InlineItem|exclusive ultra-rare item}} (given to Phoenix & Mick)
*{{InlineItem|fetus-smashing club}} (given to [[Bashy]])
*{{InlineItem|fuzzy bracelets}} (given to Mick)
*{{InlineItem|golden sausage}} (given to Cobain Dougans)
*{{InlineItem|heteroerotic frat-paddle}} (given to [[Mr Skullhead]])
*{{InlineItem|intergalactic pom poms}} (given to skipperic)
*{{InlineItem|MAHI fez}} (given to [[BoozerBear]])
*{{InlineItem|Mjolnir Jr.}} (given to Thor the Mighty)
*{{InlineItem|Panda outfit}} (given to [[User:Foggy|Foggy]])
*{{InlineItem|Radio Free Jersey}} (given to Amplitude)
*{{InlineItem|Radio KoL Coffee Mug}} (given to [[KolMohDee]])
*{{InlineItem|Rainbow Jello Mould}} (given to Jelloboi)
*{{InlineItem|Rubber WWBBDD? bracelet}} (given to BlackBeltDuck)
*{{InlineItem|Scandalously Skimpy Bikini}} (given to Sassylassy)
*{{InlineItem|second-hand knockoff engagement ring}} (given to Mr Magnifico)
*{{InlineItem|silver sausage}} (given to DarthDud)
*{{InlineItem|Sombrero De Vida}} (given to [[User:VidaLondres|Vida Londres]])
*{{InlineItem|sparkly engagement ring}} (given to Phoenix)
*{{InlineItem|Stupid University Diploma}} (given to [[:User:PVA|Prima Vera Angelhair]])
*{{InlineItem|Toddler-sized Dragon Costume}} (given to [[User:Cynn|Cynn]])
*{{InlineItem|Totally Gay Claymore}} (given to [[PhilANThropiSt]] - twice, after his initial character was disabled and deleted for policy violation and he reincarnated himself as "The Real PANTS")
*{{InlineItem|wad of Crovacite}} (given to Crovax1234)
*{{InlineItem|Xlyinia's notebook}} (given to [[Xlyinia]])
*{{InlineItem|zombie monkey necklace}} (given to killer zombie monkey)

==Really rares==
*{{InlineItem|spooky hockey mask}} (Somewhat rare drop when [[resting]])
*These four are available somewhat rarely from {{InlineItem|Lucky Surprise Egg}}s and {{InlineItem|doll house}}s:
**{{InlineItem|tiny plastic Boris}}
**{{InlineItem|tiny plastic Jarlsberg}}
**{{InlineItem|tiny plastic Sneaky Pete}}
**{{InlineItem|tiny plastic Susie}} 
*These five are available from eating {{InlineItem|Spooky Surprise Egg}}s and using {{InlineItem|Dollhive}}s:
**{{InlineItem|tiny plastic Dr. Awkward}}
**{{InlineItem|tiny plastic Ed the Undying}}
**{{InlineItem|tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven}}
**{{InlineItem|tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress}}
**{{InlineItem|tiny plastic protector spectre}}

==Untradeable Special Items==

===Crimbo Items===
*{{InlineItem|all-year sucker}} ([[The Colollilossus|Crimbo 2011]])
*{{InlineItem|Big Candy's tophat}} ([[Big Candy|Crimbo 2011]])
*{{InlineItem|coal paperweight}} ([[A Show-ho-ho-down|Crimbo 2010]])
*{{InlineItem|heart of dark chocolate}} ([[The Abominable Fudgeman|Crimbo 2011]])
*{{InlineItem|jingle bell}} ([[A Show-ho-ho-down|Crimbo 2010]])
*{{InlineItem|snow hat}} ([[Crimbo_Town_(2009)|Crimbo 2009]])
*{{InlineItem|snow belly}} ([[Crimbo_Town_(2009)|Crimbo 2009]])
*{{InlineItem|snow pants}} ([[Crimbo_Town_(2009)|Crimbo 2009]])
*{{InlineItem|Time sleigh}} (given as a reward for [[Save Uncle Crimbo!|saving Uncle Crimbo]] during [[Crimboween]])
*{{InlineItem|The Spirit of Crimbo}} ([[Crimbo_Town_(2008)|Crimbo 2008]])
*{{InlineItem|Unionize The Elves sign}} (dropped once per ascension at the [[Crimbo Town Toy Factory]])
*{{InlineItem|wand of fudge control}} ([[The Fudge Wizard|Crimbo 2011]])

===SSPD Items===
*{{InlineItem|blue glowstick}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] XIII)
*{{InlineItem|blue ribbon}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] VII)
*{{InlineItem|blue traffic cone}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] V)
*{{InlineItem|detour shield}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] XXV)
*{{InlineItem|flashing novelty button}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] VIII - X, XII)
*{{InlineItem|green traffic cone}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] IV)
*{{InlineItem|green glowstick}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] IX)
*{{InlineItem|"Humorous" T-shirt}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] XI, was originally tradeable)
*{{InlineItem|orange glowstick}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] VIII)
*{{InlineItem|orange traffic cone}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] I)
*{{InlineItem|pink glowstick}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] X)
*{{InlineItem|purple glowstick}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] XIV)
*{{InlineItem|outrageous sombrero}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] XI, was originally tradeable)
*{{InlineItem|red traffic cone}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] III)
*{{InlineItem|slippery when wet shield}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] XXVI)
*{{InlineItem|speed limit shield}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] XXIV)
*{{InlineItem|tattered paper crown}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] XV-XXI), and by extension, {{InlineItem|vanilla-frosted king cake}}, {{InlineItem|banana-frosted king cake}}, {{InlineItem|blueberry-frosted king cake}}, and {{InlineItem|chocolate-frosted king cake}}, though curiously, ''not'' the {{InlineItem|pink plastic baby}}, {{InlineItem|brown plastic baby}}, {{InlineItem|blue plastic baby}}, and {{InlineItem|red plastic baby}}, as they are rare but actually tradeable.
*{{InlineItem|tin star}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] XI, was originally tradeable)
*{{InlineItem|yellow glowstick}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] XII)
*{{InlineItem|yellow traffic cone}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] II)
*{{InlineItem|yield shield}} ([[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]] XXIII)

===[[Uncle P's Antiques]]===
*{{InlineItem|can-you-dig-it?}} ([[Map_to_Professor_Jacking's_laboratory|Professor Jacking's Laboratory]])
*{{InlineItem|Ellsbury's journal}} ([[Neckback Crick]])
*{{InlineItem|flyest of shirts}} ([[Map_to_Professor_Jacking's_laboratory|Professor Jacking's Laboratory]])
*{{InlineItem|hair of the calf}}, and by extension, {{InlineItem|world's most unappetizing beverage}} ([[Map_to_Professor_Jacking's_laboratory|Professor Jacking's Laboratory]])
*{{InlineItem|Mob Penguin protection contract}}
*{{InlineItem|Mr. Exploiter}}
*{{InlineItem|squirmy violent party snack}} ([[Map_to_Professor_Jacking's_laboratory|Professor Jacking's Laboratory]])
*{{InlineItem|The Legendary Beat}} ([[Map_to_Professor_Jacking's_laboratory|Professor Jacking's Laboratory]])

===World Events===
*{{InlineItem|astronaut ice-cream}} (reward from [[The LAAAAME Observatory]])
*{{InlineItem|blank note}}, and by extension, {{InlineItem|eerily silent box}} ([[Brushfires]])
*{{InlineItem|control crystal}}
*{{InlineItem|fossilized necklace}} (reward for defeating a reanimated skeleton as part of the [[Bigg's Dig]] event)
*{{InlineItem|Junior LAAAAME merit badge}} (reward from [[The LAAAAME Observatory]])
*{{InlineItem|Lord Flameface's cloak}} ([[Brushfires]])
*{{InlineItem|moon unit}}
*{{InlineItem|pirate hook}}  (given to certain players on September 19th, 2005 ([[Talk Like a Pirate Day]]))
*{{InlineItem|rose-colored glasses}} (obtained from the [[A Suspicious-Looking Guy]] while during [[The Gray Plague]])
*{{InlineItem|Senior LAAAAME merit badge}} (reward from [[The LAAAAME Observatory]] -- only 68 exist)
*{{InlineItem|Time Juice}} (given to all players after [[The Council of Loathing]] time juice fund ended)
*{{InlineItem|Yeti Protest Sign}} (dropped once per player at [[The Icy Peak]])

==Promotional Items==
These are items that are obtained by means of using a once-only "redemption code" given out at a promotional event, or in a promotional pack.

===Comic-Con===

*{{InlineItem|superhero mask}} (promotional code given out at [http://www.comic-con.org/ Comic-Con] 2006)
*{{InlineItem|indie comic hipster glasses}} (promotional code given out at [http://www.comic-con.org/ Comic-Con] 2007)
*{{InlineItem|webbed comic mask}} (promotional code given out at [http://www.comic-con.org/ Comic-Con] 2008)
*{{InlineItem|funny paper hat}} (promotional code given out at [http://www.comic-con.org/ Comic-Con] 2009)
*{{InlineItem|space trooper helmet}} (promotional code given out at [http://www.comic-con.org/ Comic-Con] 2010)
*{{InlineItem|Banfoy's Boutique Order Form}} and by extension {{InlineItem|Great S-Cape}} or {{InlineItem|Marvelous Unitard}} (promotional code given out at [http://www.comic-con.org/ Comic-Con] 2011)
*{{InlineItem|Superhero Reboots}} (promotional code given out at [http://www.comic-con.org/ Comic-Con] 2012)

===KoLCon===

*{{InlineItem|KoL Con 3-D Glasses}} (promotional code given out at [[KoL Con#KoL Con 3-D (2006)|KoLCon 3-D]], 2006)
*{{InlineItem|KoL Con IV Pole}} (promotional code given out at [[KoL Con#KoL Con IV (2007)|KoLCon IV]], 2007)
*{{InlineItem|KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat}} (promotional code given out at [[KoL Con#KoL Con V (2008)|KoLCon V]], 2008)
*{{InlineItem|KoL Con Six Pack}} (promotional code given out at [[KoL Con#KoL Con VI (2009)|KoLCon VI]], 2009)
*{{InlineItem|Seven Loco}} (promotional code given out at [[KoL Con#KoL Con VII (2010)|KoLCon VII]], 2010)
*{{InlineItem|KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet}} (promotional code given out at [[KoL Con#KoL Con VIII (2011)|KoLCon VIII]], 2011)
*{{InlineItem|Hat O' Nine Tails}} (promotional code given out at [[KoL Con#KoL Con IX (2012)|KoLCon IX]], 2012)
*{{InlineItem|KoL Con X Treasure Map}} (promotional item given out at [[KoL Con#KoL Con X (2013)|KoLCon X]], 2013)
*{{InlineItem|Size XI Wizard's Robe}} (promotional item given out at [[KoL Con#KoL Con XI (2014)|KoLCon XI]], 2014)
*{{InlineItem|hippo tutu}} (promotional code purchasable at [[KoL Con#KoL Con VII (2010)|KoLCon VII]], 2010)
*{{InlineItem|Gygaxian Libram}} (promotional code purchasable at [[KoL Con#KoL Con VIII (2011)|KoLCon VIII]], 2011)
*{{InlineItem|Tome of Rad Libs}} (promotional code purchasable at [[KoL Con#KoL Con IX (2012)|KoLCon IX]], 2012)
*{{InlineItem|Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog}} (promotional code purchasable at [[KoL Con#KoL Con X (2013)|KoLCon X]], 2013)
*{{InlineItem|Xi Receiver Unit}} (promotional code purchasable at [[KoL Con#KoL Con XI (2014)|KoLCon XI]], 2014)
*{{InlineItem|potted tea tree}} (promotional code purchasable at [[KoL Con#KoL Con XII (2015)|KoLCon XII]], 2015)

===Others===

*{{InlineItem|Junior Adventurer's kit}} (promotional code given out at GenCon, 2008)
*{{InlineItem|Jeppson's Malort}} (given out at MaxFunCon 2011)
*{{InlineItem|styrofoam peanuts}} (promotional code given out in the Feelies Pack, in the [http://store.asymmetric.net/ Store of Loathing])

==Crimbo Items==
The full list of these items is now on [[Rare Items/Crimbo Items|this page]].

==Limited Items==
The full list of these items is now on [[Rare Items/Limited Items|this page]].

==Formerly rare items==
*{{InlineItem|beanbag chair}} (originally either a gift from [[Jick]], or an item that never existed but was invented by a player who photoshopped a screenshot of his campground and bragged about non-existent items therein: more likely the latter, in fact)
*{{InlineItem|blood flower}} (originally dropped at [[The Icy Peak]] during [[The Gray Plague]], stopped dropping, now available through the [[I Refuse!]] adventure)
*{{InlineItem|bone collar}}(originally leaked item from the Cake-Shaped Arena with a [[Comma Chameleon]], before the [[Misshapen Animal Skeleton]] was implemented.)
*{{InlineItem|can of Red Minotaur}} (originally hacked before it was implemented)
*{{InlineItem|demonskin trousers}} (originally dropped, then stopped, reimplemented as a smithable item)
*{{InlineItem|dungeoneer's dungarees}} (once dropped, then stopped, then dropped in a new location) 
*{{InlineItem|Ent cider}} (once dropped, then stopped, then was brought back)
*{{InlineItem|fez of etymology}} (became valuable when dictionaries became unsmithable for some time.)
*{{InlineItem|floral print shirt}} and {{InlineItem|coconut bikini top}} (originally hacked items)
*{{InlineItem|fruitcake}} (before Crimbo 2005 and Halloween drops, fruitcake was from Crimbo 2003)
*{{InlineItem|hovering sombrero}} (Before [[South of The Border]] was implemented, the Hovering Sombrero was Jick's seldom seen personal familiar.)
*{{InlineItem|lovecat tail}} (Drops from the rare [[questionable taco]], now also drops in the [[I Refuse!]] adventure)
*{{InlineItem|meaty helmet turtle}} (originally hacked items, now a smithable recipe)
*{{InlineItem|oriole-feather headdress}} (former one-time gift from [[The Toot Oriole]], now can be dropped by the [[Baby Bugged Bugbear]])
*{{InlineItem|pail}} (once dropped, then stopped, now drops ''and'' is a minor sidequest reward)
*{{InlineItem|papotion of papower}} (replaced by [[Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance]], then returned with the same recipe but a different effect)
*{{InlineItem|stone of eXtreme power}} (used to drop in The Shore, then stopped dropping, now can be mined)
**{{InlineItem|eXtreme meat crossbow}}, {{InlineItem|eXtreme meat staff}}, {{InlineItem|eXtreme meat sword}}, {{InlineItem|eXtreme nose ring}} (items smithed from the stone of eXtreme power)
*{{InlineItem|plastic passion fruit}} (originally dropped at the [[Lemon Party Slot]] during [[The Gray Plague]], stopped dropping, now available through the [[I Refuse!]] adventure and can be dropped by the [[Baby Bugged Bugbear]])
*{{InlineItem|third-hand nunchaku}} (Used to drop in Degrassi Knoll, stopped dropping, then was renamed and now drops in the Haiku Dungeon)
*{{InlineItem|white belt}} (Briefly craftable, then no longer craftable, now craftable with the same recipe as before)

*Penguin Mafia items (used to drop, then stopped dropping, then returned when the [[frozen Mob Penguin]] was implemented)
**{{InlineItem|iron pasta spoon}}
**{{InlineItem|kneecapping stick}}
**{{InlineItem|mafia aria}}
**{{InlineItem|Mob Penguin cellular phone}}
**{{InlineItem|scroll of pasta summoning}}
**{{InlineItem|support cummerbund}}

*Formerly craftable items (used to have smithing recipes, these were removed, then obtainable in the [[I Refuse!]] adventure)
**{{InlineItem|asbestos crossbow string}}
**{{InlineItem|asbestos stick}}
**{{InlineItem|asbestos sword hilt}}
**{{InlineItem|chrome crossbow string}}
**{{InlineItem|chrome stick}}
**{{InlineItem|chrome sword hilt}}
**{{InlineItem|linoleum crossbow string}}
**{{InlineItem|linoleum stick}}
**{{InlineItem|linoleum sword hilt}}

==Items that have been completely removed from the game==

(Note: If the item has simply been renamed but its type, effect/function and method of acquisition remains the same, it is merely "renamed" rather than "replaced": the term "replaced" belongs properly to those items in which it was not just the name that changed.)

*{{InlineItem|Guild Pants}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|batskin belt}})
*{{InlineItem|Mystery Raffle Ticket}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|raffle ticket}})
*{{InlineItem|scroll of turtle summoning}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|turtle totem}})
*{{InlineItem|turtle factory}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|stone turtle}})
*{{InlineItem|Turtleslinger}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|Mace of the Tortoise}})
*{{InlineItem|Gnollish nunchaku}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|third-hand nunchaku}})
*The original {{InlineItem|E-Z Cook Oven™}} (renamed to {{InlineItem|Dramatic™ range}})
*{{InlineItem|Cocktailcrafting kit}} (renamed to {{InlineItem|Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit}})
*{{InlineItem|Cape of the Goblin King}} (renamed to {{InlineItem|Codpiece of the Goblin King}})
*Minty chewing gums (formerly Hacked Items which there was no legitimate way to acquire):
**{{InlineItem|Single-Minty Gum}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|tamarind-flavored chewing gum}})
**{{InlineItem|Double-Minty Gum}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum}})
**{{InlineItem|Triple-Minty Gum}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|pickle-flavored chewing gum}})
**{{InlineItem|Quadruple-Minty Gum}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|jabañero-flavored chewing gum}})
*Cocktails and cocktail ingredients, during a revamp of drink combinations:
**{{InlineItem|cranmopolitan}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|cherry bomb}})
**{{InlineItem|skewered cranberry}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|skewered cherry}})
**{{InlineItem|skewered olive}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|skewered jumbo olive}})
**{{InlineItem|supermartini}} (renamed to {{InlineItem|dry martini}})
**{{InlineItem|superolive}} (renamed to {{InlineItem|jumbo olive}})
*{{InlineItem|scrumptious reagent}} potions, during a revamp of potion recipes:
**{{InlineItem|alarming strawberry juice}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|oil of slipperiness}})
**{{InlineItem|dill potion}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|cologne of contempt}})
**{{InlineItem|drab potion}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|potion of potency}})
**{{InlineItem|equilibrium juice}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|oil of expertise}})
**{{InlineItem|grapefruit juice of powerful power}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|tomato juice of powerful power}})
**{{InlineItem|maraschino moxiosity potion}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|Connery's Elixir of Audacity}})
**{{InlineItem|orangish aphrodisiac}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|serum of sarcasm}})
**{{InlineItem|potion of chalky equality}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|oil of stability}})
**{{InlineItem|tomato smoothie}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|cordial of concentration}})
**{{InlineItem|wrath serum}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|philter of phorce}})
*Completely normal [[Crimbo#2007|Crimbo 2007]] [[Advent Calendar (2007)|Advent Calendar]] items that became nanite-infested:
**{{InlineItem|completely typical fruitcake}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|nanite-infested fruitcake}})
**{{InlineItem|perfectly innocuous gingerbread bugbear}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear}})
**{{InlineItem|unremarkable candy cane}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|nanite-infested candy cane}})
**{{InlineItem|untainted eggnog}} (replaced by {{InlineItem|nanite-infested eggnog}})
*Items from the ocean, which changed name upon acquiring a function:
**{{InlineItem|strange stone sphere}} (renamed to {{InlineItem|El Vibrato power sphere}} when El Vibrato first discovered the island's purpose)
**{{InlineItem|strange tiki idol}} (renamed to {{InlineItem|Idol of Ak'gyxoth}} when the demon's name was discovered)
*Items still assigned [[items by number|item id numbers]], but no longer obtainable:
**{{InlineItem|large stone triangle}}
**{{InlineItem|medium stone triangle}}
**{{InlineItem|small stone triangle}}
**{{InlineItem|strange stone pyramid}}
**{{InlineItem|sober pill}}

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