View source for Returning the MacGuffin (class selection)

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You put the Holy MacGuffin back on its little altar plinth thing, adjust it to juuust the right angle for a pleasing display, and brush away a barely-noticeable fleck of dust. Then you stand back and regard it for a while, satisfied with a job well done. MacGuffin recovered, Staff Guardians properly chastised, jackass adventurer crushed -- all in all, it was time well-spent.

You sit down at your craft table and inspect your x-acto blade -- still razor-sharp, which is one of the advantages of living inside a pyramid. Maybe a different city this time, you think, as you open a fresh box of matchsticks.

Perhaps there’s some decent sketches of Porkham in the archives.

Hopefully there’ll be enough time to finish before another jerk adventurer shows up.
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{{button|Like a jerk Seal Clubber}}
{{button|or a jerk Turtle Tamer}}
{{button|or a jerk Pastamancer}}
{{button|or a jerk Sauceror}}
{{button|or a jerk Disco Bandit}}
{{button|or a jerk Accordion Thief}}
You, <playername>, wake up in your campsite with terrible nightmares of jackal-headed demons fading -- blessedly -- from your memory. Soon there’s nothing left of the dream but a queasy headache and the vague memory of someone being very angry with you and calling you a jackass. Hopefully, that got sorted out okay.

''If you have completed a leaderboard run'':

"And you did the whole thing so quickly! The universe is almost undoubtedly as appreciative of your efficiency as I am of your efforts."
{{acquire|item=Instant Karma}}
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Occurs after [[Returning the MacGuffin]] at the end of an [[Actually Ed the Undying]] ascension.

==Notes==
* After changing classes:
**If your new main stat is [[Muscle]], then your previous Muscle and Mysticality are swapped.
**If your new main stat is [[Mysticality]], then nothing special happens.
**If your new main stat is [[Moxie]], then your Moxie becomes equal to your Mysticality, and your Mysticality remains the same as before.  This is presumably a bug.

==References==
*The superstition of [[wikipedia:pyramid power|pyramid power]] asserts that the ancient Egyptian pyramids keep razor blades from dulling, among other miscellaneous effects.