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{{familiar
|famid=211
|name=Robortender
|hatchling=unpowered Robortender
|H1=Robot bartender
|H2=mixes cocktails and starts fights.
|H3=What more do you need?
|ability=Improves meat drops, grants PvP fights, discovers new cocktail ingredients... and more?
|function=Acts as a 1.0x [[Leprechaun]], drops cocktail ingredients that make drinks, drinks the drinks it makes for extra effects, grants extra PvP fights
|throne=+20% Meat from Monsters, attacks enemies
|equipment=toggle switch (Bartend)
|equipment2=toggle switch (Bounce)
|ucm=3
|sh=3
|oc=1
|hns=1
|hands=1
|wings=0
|animal=0
|clothes=0
|eyes=1
|mechanical=1
|sleaze=0
|undead=0
|hot=0
|biting=0
|quick=0
|flying=0
|evil=0
|bug=0
|underwater=1
}}

*After Combat, granting meat:
*:<name> berates your fallen adversary for not tipping, and checks their pockets.
*:<name> fishes some meat out of your foe's pockets, and puts it in his tip jar.
*:<name> polishes a glass while winking at you.
*:<name> winks at you with a click like a camera shutter.

*After Combat, when granting PvP Fights:
*:<name> teaches you some old bouncer tricks that might come in handy in PvP.
{{PvP|amount=1}}

*After Combat, when giving special ingredients:
*:"''Allow Me To Recommend A Local Specialty,''" <name> says, and hands you a <something>.
*:"''Perhaps You Would Enjoy A Drink Relevant To The Current Circumstances,''" <name> says, and gives you a <something>.
*:"''This Reminds Me Of A Classic Recipe,''" <name> says as it gives you a <something>.
*:"''Why Not Celebrate The Occasion With A Drink?''" <name> says, offering you a <something>.
*:"''Why Not Try A Popular Local Recipe?''" <name> says as it hands you a <something>.
{{acquire}}

*After Combat, giving basic booze:
*:"Fighting Works Up A Real Thirst," <name> comments, and hands you a <something>.
*:"Freshen Your Drink, Sir or Madam?" <name> queries, handing you a <something>.
*:"Have One For The Road," <name> suggests, and gives you a <something>.
*:"I Hope I Am Not Enabling Any Addictions You Might Have," <name> says as it gives you a <something>.
*:"It's Always Happy Hour Somewhere," <name> says as it hands you a <something>.
{{acquire}}

*After combat, giving cocktail mixers:
*:<name> practices a complex cocktail juggling move. You catch a <something> as it whizzes past your face.
*:<name> gives you a thumbs-up with a special thumb attachment it has for the purpose, and tosses you a <something>.
*:"''Have One On The House,''" <name> says, handing you a glass. Which is empty except for a <something>.
*:"''Please Enjoy A Complimentary Snack,''" <name> says, handing you a <something>.
*:''"How About This Weather We're Having, Eh?''" <name> says, handing you a <something> for some reason.
''1 of the following'':
{{acquire|item=grapefruit}}
{{acquire|item=lemon}}
{{acquire|item=olive}}
{{acquire|item=orange}}
{{acquire|item=soda water}}
{{acquire|item=strawberry}}

*At start of combat, after drinking [[nothingtini]] or [[Phil Collins]]:
*:<name> cracks his knuckles -- or at least, it makes that gesture while knuckle_crack.mp3 plays from its internal speakers. Your foe seems a little nervous.
*:<name> gets your opponent in a half-nelson and says "''Unruly Patrons Will Be Forcibly Ejected.''"
{{delevel|att=X|def=X|type=combat}}

*During combat, after drinking [[great old fashioned]] or [[R'lyeh]]:
*:<name> shows your opponent a 6000-meat bar tab, causing {{element|Spooky|dmg=X}}%{{sic}} points of shock and alarm.
*:<name> startles your opponent with a novelty skull-shaped tiki glass, causing {{element|Spooky|dmg=X}}%{{sic}} damage.

*During combat, after drinking [[Churchill]] or [[gunner's daughter]]:
*:<name> asks your opponent if they'd like a "Slippery Nipple", and they get {{element|Sleaze|dmg=X}}%{{sic}} points worth of flustered.
*:<name> offers your opponent a "Sex on the Beach", and they take {{element|Sleaze|dmg=X}}%{{sic}} damage from embarrassment.

*During combat, after drinking [[Phlegethon]] or [[reverse Tantalus]]:
*:<name> lights a shot of cheap whiskey on fire and chucks it at your opponent, causing {{element|Hot|dmg=X}}%{{sic}} damage.
*:<name> lights your opponent on fire with a crème brûlée torch, causing {{element|Hot|dmg=X}}%{{sic}} damage.

*During combat, after drinking [[vodka stinger]] or [[vodka barracuda]]
*:<name> splashes your opponent with the bucket that leftover half-full glasses get emptied into. They take {{element|Stench|dmg=X}}%{{sic}} damage.
*:<name> whips a mouldering old bar towel at your foe, causing {{element|Stench|dmg=X}}%{{sic}} damage to their sinuses.

*During combat, after drinking [[Siberian sunrise]] or [[elemental caipiroska]]
*:<name> dumps a tumbler-full of ice cubes down the back of your foe's trousers (or whatever), causing {{element|Cold|dmg=X}}%{{sic}} damage.
*:<name> hoses your opponent down with ice-cold soda water for {{element|Cold|dmg=X}}%{{sic}} damage.

*During combat, after drinking [[Gnomish sagngria]] or [[Gnollish sangria]]
*:<name> offers your opponent a free shot -- to the gonads, for X%{{sic}} damage.
*:<name> pitches an empty beer bottle at your opponent's head. Its aim is impeccable, and results in X%{{sic}} damage.

*During combat, after drinking [[London frog]] or [[Simepore slime]]
*:<name> distracts your opponent with a spray from its soda gun.
*:<name> distracts your opponent with the offer of a free beer.

*After combat, after drinking [[eighth plague]] or [[literal grasshopper]]
*:<name> wipes your brow with a bar towel and gives your shoulders a quick rub before sending you back into the ring.
*:<name> mixes you up a quick protein shake.
{{stat|mus=gain X}}

*After combat, after drinking [[soilzerac]] or [[dirt julep]]
*:<name> gives you some sage advice. Or rather bartender advice, which is pretty similar.
*:<name> offers you some homespun wisdom gleaned from years of bartending. It's pretty good.
{{stat|mys=gain X}}

*After combat, after drinking [[shroomtini]] or [[moreltini]]:
*:<name> teaches you some smooth pick-up lines.
*:<name> tells you a joke, which is too dirty to relate here but it's really funny, trust me.
{{stat|mox=gain X}}

*After combat, after drinking [[morning dew]] or [[hell in a bucket]]
*:<name> passes you a glass of soda water. "''It Is Important To Stay Hydrated.''"
{{MP|amount=X}}

*After combat, after drinking [[extremely slippery nipple]] or [[Mysterious Island iced tea]]:
*:<name> passes you a free shot of something green, which turns out to be aloe. Blech. But also ahhh.
*:<name> passes you a shot glass full of bandaids.
*:<name> pours you a shot of red potion.
{{HP|amount=X}}

*After combat, after drinking [[whiskey squeeze]] or [[Newark]]:
*:"''I Believe You Dropped This, Sir/Madam,''" <name>, handing you something.
{{acquire}}

*After combat, after drinking [[mentholated wine]] or [[Feliz Navidad]]:
*:<name> passes you a bowl of peanuts. Except instead of peanuts, it's candy.
{{acquire}}

*After combat, after drinking [[double entendre]] or [[single entendre]]:
*:<name> does an elaborate bottle-juggling routine.

*Enthroned in the [[Crown of Thrones]]:
*:<name> hurls an empty beer bottle from of your hat, dealing X damage. ''You Owe Five Meat For The Deposit'', it calls down to your opponent.
*Bjornified in the [[Buddy Bjorn]]: 
*:<name> pitches an empty whiskey bottle over your shoulder, hitting your opponent for X damage and just barely missing your ear.
*With [[lucky Tam O'Shanter]] equipped:
*:<name> tips his Tam to you and gives you an extra-broad wink.
*With [[miniature gravy-covered maypole]] equipped:
*:<name> does a merry (though clanky) jig around the maypole.
*With [[wax lips]] equipped:
*:<name> gives you a smile with the wax lips pasted to its front panel.

==Notes==
*Grants a cocktail mixer after combat 5% of the time, 10% of the time with the [[toggle switch (Bartend)]] equipped.
*Grants a PvP fight after combat 5% of the time, 10% of the time with the [[toggle switch (Bounce)]] equipped.
*:Each of the Robortender's abilities activate independently from each other, and multiple abilities can trigger in the same combat.
*After combat, the Robortender drops cocktailcrafting ingredients, based on the monster's phylum. Beasts, Constructs, Dudes, and Undead do not have phylum-specific drops, and will instead result in either basic bottles of booze or basic fruit. Other ingredients are shown in the table below.
*:Otherwise, the Robortender has a decaying chance to give a phyla-specific mixer to make tier 1 Robortender booze. According to initial spading, this drop rate is 100% for the first drop, 50% for the second to fourth, 40% for the fifth to seventh, 30% for the eighth to tenth, and 20% for the rest of the day.
*You can give the Robortender drinks mixed from its ingredients up to five times per day. This gives it an additional ability from each drink for the day, as shown in the table.
*Drinks from the same phylum do not stack. Instead, the Robortender will provide the ability of the strongest drink received.
*When being given a drink from inventory:
*:"''I Am Much Obliged,''" <name> says, pouring the cocktail into a funnel on its chest.
*:"''I Do Not Mind If I Do,''" <name> says as it accepts the cocktail and pours it into a funnel on its chest.
*:"''One Should Never Drink Alone, After All,''" <name> comments, pouring the cocktail down a funnel on its front panel.
*:"''That's Very Kind Of You, Sir Or Madam,''" <name> says, dumping the cocktail into its front panel.
*:"''The More The Merrier, Am I Not Correct?''" <name> says, and pours the drink into its chest tank.
*When being given a drink from inventory, that it has already been given today:
*:It looks like your Robortender doesn't want another of those today.
*When being given a drink from inventory, after having been given five drinks today: 
*:It looks like your Robortender has had enough for the day.
*When trying to URL manipulate consumption of other items:
*:That's not something you can give to your Robortender.
*When given drinks made with {{plural|can of cherry-flavored sterno}} (Hobos), not all items from [[I Refuse!]] can drop. For example, {{plural|ten-leaf clover}}, {{plural|Ralph IX cognac}}, and {{plural|dead guy's piece of double-sided tape}} are blacklisted.

==Booze Drops==

{| style="text-align: left; margin: auto" cellpadding=5 cellspacing=0 border="1px" class="sortable"
|- bgcolor="#EEEEEE"
!Type
!Robortender Mixer
!Base Booze Mixer
!Weak Booze
!Weak Effect
!Weak Robortender Ability
!Improved Mixer
!Strong Booze
!Strong Effect
!Strong Robortender Ability
|-
|[[:Category:Bugs|Bugs]]
| {{InlineItem|pickled grasshopper}}
| {{InlineItem|bottle of tequila}}
| {{InlineItem|literal grasshopper}}
| [[Wings of the Grasshopper]] (+50% [[Initiative]])
| +3 muscle substats per combat
| {{InlineItem|olive}}
| {{InlineItem|eighth plague}}
| [[Wings of the Dragonfly]] (+100% [[Initiative]])
| +5 muscle substats per combat
|-
|[[:Category:Constellations|Constellations]]
| {{InlineItem|bottle of anís}}
| {{InlineItem|bottle of tequila}}
| {{InlineItem|double entendre}}
| [[Space Cadet]] (Maximum MP +50%)
| Increases item drops like a Fairy with 0.5x weight
| {{InlineItem|lemon}}
| {{InlineItem|single entendre}}
| [[Pounded by the Actual Stars]] (Maximum MP +100%)
| Increases item drops like a Fairy with 1.0x weight
|-
|[[:Category:Demons|Demons]]
| {{InlineItem|bottle of novelty hot sauce}}
| {{InlineItem|bottle of rum}}
| {{InlineItem|Phlegethon}}
| [[Flambé-a-thon]] (+20 {{element|Hot}}, +20 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}})
| Deals (weight/2 to weight) {{element|Hot}} during combat.
| {{InlineItem|orange}}
| {{InlineItem|reverse Tantalus}}
| [[It Is So Hot In Your Guts, So So Hot]] (+40 {{element|Hot}}, +40 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}})
| Deals (weight to 2*weight) {{element|Hot}} during combat.
|-
|[[:Category:Elementals|Elementals]]
| {{InlineItem|elemental sugarcube}}
| {{InlineItem|bottle of vodka}}
| {{InlineItem|Siberian sunrise}}
| [[Sugar, Hello]] (Mysticality +20)
| Deals (weight/2 to weight) {{element|Cold}} during combat.
| {{InlineItem|grapefruit}}
| {{InlineItem|elemental caipiroska}}
| [[Magically Delicious]] (Mysticality +40)
| Deals (weight to 2*weight) {{element|Cold}} during combat.
|-
|[[:Category:Elves|Elves]]
| {{InlineItem|peppermint sprig}}
| {{InlineItem|boxed wine}}
| {{InlineItem|mentholated wine}}
| [[Christmessy]] (+5 to Familiar Weight)
| Grants random [[Candy|Candy]] occasionally after combat
| {{InlineItem|orange}}
| {{InlineItem|Feliz Navidad}}
| [[Wassailing You]] (+5 to Familiar Weight)
| Grants random [[Candy|Candy]] more often after combat (25% chance)
|-
|[[:Category:Fish|Fish]]
| {{InlineItem|bottle of clam juice}}
| {{InlineItem|bottle of vodka}}
| {{InlineItem|low tide martini}}
| [[Floundering]] (+5 Fishing Skill)
| Familiar can breathe underwater
| {{InlineItem|olive}}
| {{InlineItem|Bloody Nora}}
| [[Fishtacular Vernacular]] (+10 Fishing Skill)
| Familiar can breathe underwater <br />+10 to Familiar weight underwater
|-
|[[:Category:Goblins|Goblins]]
| {{InlineItem|cocktail mushroom}}
| {{InlineItem|bottle of gin}}
| {{InlineItem|shroomtini}}
| [[Mushroom Samba]] (+25% Item Drops from Monsters)
| +3 moxie substats per combat
| {{InlineItem|olive}}
| {{InlineItem|moreltini}}
| [[Truffle Tango]] (+50% Item Drops from Monsters)
| +5 moxie substats per combat
|-
|[[:Category:Hippies|Hippies]]
| {{InlineItem|shot of granola liqueur}}
| {{InlineItem|bottle of rum}}
| {{InlineItem|morning dew}}
| [[Granolarrrgh]] (+20 {{element|Stench}}, +20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}})
| Restores (weight/4) to (weight/2) MP after combat
| {{InlineItem|soda water}}
| {{InlineItem|hell in a bucket}}
| [[Hell ib a Hambasked]] (+40 {{element|Stench}}, +40 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}})
| Restores (weight/2) to (weight) MP after combat
|-
|[[:Category:Hobos|Hobos]]
| {{InlineItem|can of cherry-flavored sterno}}
| {{InlineItem|bottle of whiskey}}
| {{InlineItem|whiskey squeeze}}
| [[Hobo Powers Activate!]] (+10 Hobo Power)
| Grants items from [[I Refuse!]] occasionally after combat
| {{InlineItem|orange}}
| {{InlineItem|Newark}}
| [[Hobo Powering Up!]] (+10 Hobo Power)
| Grants items from [[I Refuse!]] more often after combat (25% chance)
|-
|[[:Category:Horrors|Horrors]]
| {{InlineItem|lump of black ichor}}
| {{InlineItem|bottle of whiskey}}
| {{InlineItem|great old fashioned}}
| [[Creepin' Up on You]] (+20 {{element|Spooky}}, +20 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}})
| Deals (weight/2 to weight) {{element|Spooky}} damage during combat.
| {{InlineItem|strawberry}}
| {{InlineItem|R'lyeh}}
| [[The Effect Man Was Not Meant to Have]] (+40 {{element|Spooky}}, +40 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}})
| Deals (weight to 2*weight) {{element|Spooky}} damage during combat.
|-
|[[:Category:Humanoids|Humanoids]]
| {{InlineItem|bottle of gregnadigne}}
| {{InlineItem|boxed wine}}
| {{InlineItem|Gnomish sagngria}}
| [[Stregngth of the Gnome]] (Muscle +20)
| Deals (weight/2 to weight) physical damage during combat.
| {{InlineItem|strawberry}}
| {{InlineItem|Gnollish sangria}}
| [[Strength of the Gnoll]] (Muscle +40)
| Deals (weight to 2*weight) physical damage during combat.
|-
|[[:Category:Mer-Kin|Mer-Kin]]
| {{InlineItem|bottle of Crème de Fugu}}
| {{InlineItem|bottle of vodka}}
| {{InlineItem|vodka stinger}}
| [[Mer-kindliness]] (So-so (+2) Resistance to all elements)
| Deals (weight/2 to weight) {{element|Stench}} during combat.
| {{InlineItem|lemon}}
| {{InlineItem|vodka barracuda}}
| [[Mer-kinkiness]] (Stupendous (+4) Resistance to all elements)
| Deals (weight to 2*weight) {{element|Stench}} during combat.
|-
|[[:Category:Orcs|Orcs]]
| {{InlineItem|baby oil shooter}}
| {{InlineItem|bottle of tequila}}
| {{InlineItem|extremely slippery nipple}}
| [[Slippery Tongue]] (+20 {{element|Sleaze}}, +20 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}})
| Restores (weight/4) to (weight/2) HP after combat
| {{InlineItem|soda water}}
| {{InlineItem|Mysterious Island iced tea}}
| [[Orcmouth]] (+40 {{element|Sleaze}}, +40 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}})
| Restores (weight/2) to (weight)  HP after combat
|-
|[[:Category:Penguins|Penguins]]
| {{InlineItem|fish head}}
| {{InlineItem|boxed wine}}
| {{InlineItem|piscatini}}
| [[You Drank Fish Wine]] (+20 {{element|Cold}}, +20 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}})
| Increases meat drops like a Leprechaun by an additional 0.5x weight (for a total of 1.5x)
| {{InlineItem|grapefruit}}
| {{InlineItem|drive-by shooting}}
| [[Drive-By Shot]] (+40 {{element|Cold}}, +40 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}})
| Increases meat drops like a Leprechaun by an additional 1x weight (for a total of 2x)
|-
|[[:Category:Pirates|Pirates]]
| {{InlineItem|limepatch}}
| {{InlineItem|bottle of rum}}
| {{InlineItem|Churchill}}
| [[Big Ol' Glass of Rum]] ([[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +20)
| Deals (weight/2 to weight) {{element|Sleaze}} during combat.
| {{InlineItem|grapefruit}}
| {{InlineItem|gunner's daughter}}
| [[Kissed the Gunner's Daughter]] ([[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +40)
| Deals (weight to 2*weight) {{element|Sleaze}} during combat.
|-
|[[:Category:Plants|Plants]]
| {{InlineItem|pile of dirt}}
| {{InlineItem|bottle of whiskey}}
| {{InlineItem|soilzerac}}
| [[Here's Mud in Your Eye]] (+50% Meat from Monsters)
| +3 mysticality substats per combat
| {{InlineItem|lemon}}
| {{InlineItem|dirt julep}}
| [[Here's Some More Mud in Your Eye]] (+100% Meat from Monsters)
| +5 mysticality substats per combat
|-
|[[:Category:Slimes|Slimes]]
| {{InlineItem|slime shooter}}
| {{InlineItem|bottle of gin}}
| {{InlineItem|London frog}}
| [[Slime Time]] (Maximum HP +100%)
| Sometimes blocks opponent, like a potato.
| {{InlineItem|strawberry}}
| {{InlineItem|Simepore slime}}
| [[The Secret of the Ooze]] (Maximum HP +200%)
| Blocks opponent, like a potato.
|-
|[[:Category:Weird|Weird]]
| {{InlineItem|imaginary lemon}}
| {{InlineItem|bottle of gin}}
| {{InlineItem|nothingtini}}
| [[Nothing Happened]] (+20 to Monster Level)
| Delevels by (weight/2) on some combats.
| {{InlineItem|soda water}}
| {{InlineItem|Phil Collins}}
| [[Hello, I Must Be Going]] (+40 to Monster Level)
| Delevels by (weight/2) before every combat.
|-
|[[:Category:Beasts|Beasts]]
| Basic booze and mixers
| N/A
| N/A
| N/A
| N/A
| N/A
| N/A
| N/A
| N/A
|-
|[[:Category:Constructs|Constructs]]
| Basic booze and mixers
| N/A
| N/A
| N/A
| N/A
| N/A
| N/A
| N/A
| N/A
|-
|[[:Category:Dudes|Dudes]]
| Basic booze and mixers
| N/A
| N/A
| N/A
| N/A
| N/A
| N/A
| N/A
| N/A
|-
|[[:Category:Undead|Undead]]
| Basic booze and mixers
| N/A
| N/A
| N/A
| N/A
| N/A
| N/A
| N/A
| N/A
|}

==History==
* Initially, when dropping random base booze, [[boxed wine]] would not drop. This was silently fixed [http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/vb/showthread.php?p=4920195#post4920195 sometime prior to May 4, 2017].

[[Category:Robotic Familiars]]