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{{battle|text=In the Sleazy Back Alley, you are bum rushed by a rushing bum. Yikes!
|hit=The bum kicks you in the bum. What a bummer. {{ouch|1}}

He rushes up and smacks you with one feelthy hand. {{ouch|1}}

He quickly smacks you around a couple of times. {{ouch|1}}
|miss=The bum kicks you in the bum, but it doesn't hurt much because he's got a bum knee.

He rushes up and smacks at you, but bumbles the whole thing.

He tries to smack you, but you rush backwards.

|critical=Threatening music starts to play as the bum rushes toward you. Bum bum bum! He rushes over and picks up a wooden crate, then bashes you in the head with it. You fall over and hit your head on a barrel. {{ouch|1}}
|fumble=Threatening music plays as the bum prepares to attack you again. ''Bum bum bum!'' He picks up a crate to smash your head in, but trips and falls into a nearby barrel. You have a sudden urge to buy expensive furniture.}}

{{acquire|item=Mad Train wine|chance=30%}}
{{acquire|item=bum cheek|chance=32%}}
{{acquire|item=moxie weed|chance=15%}}
{{acquire|item=dented harmonica|chance=15%}}
{{acquire|item=folder (magenta)|chance=5%}}
{{stat|1}}
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Occurs in [[The Sleazy Back Alley]].
Occurred at [[The Sleazy Back Alley (Retired)]].

==Notes==
*Using [[Pickpocket]] on this monster may yield a [[cheap cigar butt]] from about 60% of pickpocket attempts.
*The [[folder (magenta)]] cannot drop unless you have an [[Over-the-shoulder Folder Holder]] equipped.

==References==
*"Rushing Bum" is a play on the phrase "Bum Rush", which means "to attack someone with reckless abandon."
*The critical and fumble messages refer to [[Wikipedia:Crate and Barrel|Crate and Barrel]], a furniture and housewares store.