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{{battle|text=Some people call this guy the sea cowboy, which is fairly accurate, since he lives under the sea and herds sea cows. Some call him the gangster of love, which makes pretty much no sense. Some people call him Maurice, which is fair, because that's his name.

Mamas, please don't let your sea babies grow up to be him.

|hit=He lets out a piercing "Yeee-haaaw!" Piercing your knee, to be exact. {{ouch|3}}

He swims over you and digs his spurs into your flank. {{ouch|3}}

He plugs you with a shot from his deep six-shooter. He's the fastest draw in the ocean. {{ouch|3}}

He throws a cowboy boot at you, apparently mad that he doesn't have feet to wear it. {{ouch|3}}

He throws his lariat around your neck and chokes you until you black out. {{ouch|3}}

He whips you with a bullwhip. Man, what a lot of bull. {{ouch|3}}
|critical=He plugs you with all six shots from his deep six-shooter. Six slick shots. Say that three times fast, I dares ya. {{ouch|10}}

|miss=He lets out a piercing "Yeeee-haaaw!" You shrug.

He tries to dig his spurs into you, but you're spurred to dodge.

He tries to shoot you with his deep six-shooter, but he forgot to load it.

He tries to throw a cowboy boot at you, but he doesn't have feet so he's not wearing any.

He tries to throw his lariat around your neck, but misses.

He tries to whip you with his bullwhip, but you point out you're not a bull.
|fumble=He fires six shots from his deep six-shooter, but all six of them miss. Maybe the shooter wasn't deep enough to hit ya.
}}

{{acquire|item=sea lasso|chance=30%}}
{{acquire|item=deep six-shooter|chance=8%}}
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Occurs at [[The Coral Corral]].

==Notes==

==References==
*[[Wikipedia:Steve Miller Band|Steve Miller Band's]] 1970's hit [[Wikipedia:The Joker (song)|The Joker]] begins with the lyrics: "Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah / Some call me the gangster of love / Some people call me Maurice."
*The last line of the description refers to the Willie Nelson song "Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys."