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This room is filled with stacks and stacks of pornographic magazines. It's going to take all the willpower you can muster to get through here undistracted.

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*''Without {{element|sleaze|resistance}}:''
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You start across the room, but get no more than halfway through before your attention starts to waver. "Just one centerfold," you promise yourself, but that one centerfold proves to be your undoing, as the magazine you pick up is entitled "Secret World of Goatse". Screaming in pain, you hurl yourself towards the exit.

{{HP|type=lose|element=sleaze}}

You move deeper into the dungeon.
*''With {{element|sleaze|resistance}}:''
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Since you're magically protected from sleaze, you easily focus your will and cross the room with nary a glance at the naughty periodicals. And wouldn't "Naughty Periodicals" be a great name for a band?

You move deeper into the dungeon.
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Occurs at [[The Daily Dungeon/Retired|The Daily Dungeon]].

==References==
*'Goatse' refers to a particular shocking website which shows an image of a man opening his rectum towards the camera.
*The part about "Naughty Periodicals" being a great name for a band may be a reference to humor columnist Dave Barry's ongoing joke about how countless things are good names for rock bands (such as Pinot Noir and his Nuances of Toast and Flaming Salmonella Units, among others)