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{{item|
itemid=5881|
descid=991177466|
desc=This is a full-sized skeleton, but with a shocking revelation: It's made out of a person's bones!|
type=usable|
autosell=5}}

==Obtained From==
;[[The Campground]]
:[[A Bone Garden]]
;[[A Bone Garden]] 
:[[skulldozer]] (20)
;Items
:[[shaking skull]]
::[[skulldozer]] (20)

==When Used==
*''From inventory (single use):''
{{choice|noline=1|name=Skeletons and The Closet|image=wooddoor.gif
|choice1name=A rusty sword and shield|choice1=[[Skeletal Warrior]]
|choice2name=A tattered mitre and flail|choice2=[[Skeletal Cleric]]
|choice3name=A gnarled wooden staff|choice3=[[Skeletal Wizard]]
|choice4name=A black cloak and a pair of knives|choice4=[[Skeletal Rogue]]
|choice5name=A T-shirt reading "The Weasel"|choice5=[[Skeletal Buddy]]
|choice6name=Never mind|choice6=Nothing happens; item is not used. 
}}
*''Using 2:''
{{useitem
|text=You lay two of the skeletons face-down and stand on them.
|effect={{acquire|item=skeleton skis}}}}
*''Using 3:''
{{useitem
|text=You grind one skeleton to a pie crust, you grind a second skeleton to make some eggs, and you grind a third skeleton to abandon your self-respect. Voila, a quiche! 
|effect={{acquire|item=skeleton quiche}}}}
*''Using 4:''
{{useitem
|text=You break the hands off of 4 skeletons and use them to fashion a handy sheath. Then you throw away all of the other bones, because apparently your mother raised you to be a wastrel.
|effect={{acquire|item=skeletal scabbard}}}}
*''Using 5:''
{{useitem
|text=You start polishing skeletons and throwing them away, just because you feel like wasting effort and skeletons. When you polish the fifth one, though, it turns out that it was actually made of crystal, covered with a thin layer of bone. Also it's full of vodka. Hooray!
|effect={{acquire|item=crystal skeleton vodka }}}}
*''Using 7:''
{{useitem
|text=You build a boat with a skeleton crew.
|effect={{acquire|item=skeletal skiff}}}}
*''Using 9:''
{{useitem
|text=You grab 9 skeletons and keep stacking cinder blocks on top of them until all but one of their spines break. That's the spine you want. 
|effect={{acquire|item=auxiliary backbone}}}}
*''Using 11:''
{{useitem
|text=You decide to line up a bunch of skeletons and smash them until one of them drops a sweet sword.

The 11th one does.
|effect={{acquire|item=bonestabber}}}}
*''Using 13:''
{{useitem
|text=Because you are supremely evil, you decide to fashion a throne out of 13 skeletons. And because you are supremely lazy, you figure you might as well make it a reclining throne.
|effect={{acquire|item=Lazybones™ recliner}}}}
*''Using 100:''
{{useitem
|text=You cram 100 skeletons into the skull of one of the 100 skeletons. They just barely fit, somehow.
|effect={{acquire|item=shaking skull}}}}
*''Otherwise:''
{{useitem
|text=You try to assemble X skeletons into something, but you can't manage anything other than a stack of X skeletons, which you accidentally knock over.}}

==Notes==
*When 7 skeletons are used with a [[skeletal skiff]] in your inventory, the skeletons will still be consumed, but no additional [[skeletal skiff]]s will be added to your inventory. You get the same message as if using an invalid number of skeletons.

==Collection==
<collection>5881</collection>

[[Category:Multi-Use Crafting Items]]