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This page is for 2022 specific information; for the general article or other years, you can go to [[standard restrictions]].

==Standard Restrictions 2022==
If you are currently inside a path which is subjected to standard restrictions then you can see them inside the game by click on your username, then clicking on "(item availability schedule)" which will be located next to your current path. If you are not currently inside a path and wish to make plans for one, here is a copy of the list of restricted items for the year 2022:

===Items===
"DEBBIE" tattoo kit, "DRINK ME" potion, "honey" dipper, "Humorous" T-shirt, "I Voted!" sticker, "KICK ME" sign, "meat" stick, 'Smuggler Shot First' Button, 1,970 carat gold, 1.21 jigawatts, 1/6th Pound Cake, 4:20 bomb, 8-billed baseball cap, 37x37x37 puzzle cube, 100-Watt bulb, 1952 Mickey Mantle card, A. W. O. L. commendation, A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes, A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used), absentee voter ballot, abstraction: action, abstraction: category, abstraction: certainty, abstraction: comprehension, abstraction: joy, abstraction: motion, abstraction: perception, abstraction: purpose, abstraction: sensation, abstraction: thought, a bug's lymph, acceptable mayolus, Acqua Del Piatto Merlot, Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet, A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1, A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used), A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2, A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used), A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3, A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used), A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4, A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used), A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5, A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used), A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6, A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used), actual reality goggles, a cute angel, a dance upon the palate, adhesive tape dolly, Admiral's hat, Adventurer bobblehead, adventurer clone egg, aerogel accordion, aerogel akubra, aerogel anvil, aerogel apron, aerogel ascot, aerogel attache case, aerosolized aerogel, Affirmation Cookie, affordable teak perch, Afternoon Delight, Agent Mauve, Agitated Turkey, agua de vida, Aiolion, airblaster gun, airborne mutagen, airplane charter: Conspiracy Island, airplane charter: Dinseylandfill, airplane charter: Spring Break Beach, airplane charter: That 70s Volcano, airplane charter: The Glaciest, airplane tattoo, albatross necklace, Aldebaran sardines, Alice's Army Alchemist, Alice's Army booster box, Alice's Army Bowman, Alice's Army Cleric, Alice's Army Coward, Alice's Army Dervish, Alice's Army Foil Alchemist, Alice's Army Foil Bowman, Alice's Army Foil Cleric, Alice's Army Foil Coward, Alice's Army Foil Dervish, Alice's Army Foil Guard, Alice's Army Foil Halberder, Alice's Army Foil Hammerman, Alice's Army Foil Horseman, Alice's Army Foil Lanceman, Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber, Alice's Army Foil Martyr, Alice's Army Foil Ninja, Alice's Army Foil Nurse, Alice's Army Foil Page, Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden, Alice's Army Foil Sniper, Alice's Army Foil Spearsman, Alice's Army Foil Swordsman, Alice's Army Foil tattoo, Alice's Army Foil Wallman, Alice's Army Guard, Alice's Army Halberder, Alice's Army Hammerman, Alice's Army Horseman, Alice's Army Lanceman, Alice's Army Mad Bomber, Alice's Army Martyr, Alice's Army Ninja, Alice's Army Nurse, Alice's Army Page, Alice's Army Shieldmaiden, Alice's Army Sniper, Alice's Army Spearsman, Alice's Army Swordsman, Alice's Army Wallman, alien animal goo, alien animal milk, alien drugs, alien force field disruptor bean, alien gemstone, alien meat, alien plant fibers, alien plant goo, alien plant pod, alien plant sample, alien protein powder, alien rock sample, alien sandwich, alien source code printout, alien source code printout (used), alien toenails, alien zoological sample, A Light that Never Goes Out, all-year sucker, almost-dead walkie-talkie, alpine watercolor set, Amanitee, Ambitious Turkey, ammonite candy mold, ammonite fossil, Amnesiac Ale, Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes, amorphous blob, amulet coin, Amulet of Yendor, ancient medicinal herbs, ancient skull key, ancient stone fist, ancient stone head, ancient unspeakable fruitcake, anemoney clip, anger blaster, animal part cracker, anise-flavored venom, ankleweights, anti-earplugs, antimatter wad, antique 8-Bit Power magazine, antique beer, antique bottle opener, antique Canadian lantern, antique nutcracker beard, antique nutcracker boots, antique nutcracker cape, antique nutcracker drumstick, antique nutcracker epaulets, antique nutcracker figurine, antique nutcracker hat, antique nutcracker pants, antique nutcracker sword, antique nutcracker waistcoat, antique painting of a landscape, antique pair of blue jeans, antique record album, antique souvenir drawing, antique tacklebox, antler chandelier, Apathargic Bandersnatch, archaeologing shovel, armored prawn, Armory keycard, arrest warrant, arrowgram, arse-a'fire elixir, artificial skylight, Artist's Butterknife of Regret, Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness, Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury, Artist's Spatula of Despair, Artist's Whisk of Misery, asbestos thermos, Asdon Martin keyfob, ash soda, aspirin, asteroid belt, astral badger, astral mushroom, astronaut ice-cream, astronaut pants, Atomic Comic, atomic vector plotter, augmented-reality shades, Aura Libre, Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used), auxiliary backbone, avarice stone, avatar of the Unconscious Collective, Ax of L'rose, Aye Aye, Aye Aye, Captain, Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth, baby oil shooter, backwoods banjo, BACON, bacon bath ball, baconstone-handled sixgun, badass pie, badger badge, bad rum and good cola, bad vibroknife, Bag o' Tricks, bag of airline peanuts, bag of bones, bag of foreign bribes, bag of GORF, bag of GORP, bag of gross foreign snacks, bag of many confections, bag of park garbage, bag of QWOP, bag of sausage links, Baja sopapilla, baked stuffing, bakelite backpack, bakelite badge, bakelite belt, bakelite bits, bakelite bowl, bakelite breeches, bakelite brooch, Bal-musette accordion, balanced antler, ball, ball-in-a-cup, ballpark hot daub, banana-frosted king cake, bananagate, banana milkshake, bananarama bangle, banana supersucker, Banfoy's Boutique Order Form, bankruptcy barrel, baobab sap, bark beret, bark boxers, bark rootbeer, barnacled barrel, barrel-aged martini, barrel beryl, barrel beryl choker, barrel beryl nose ring, barrel beryl ring, barrel cracker, barrel gun, barrelhead, barrel hoop earring, barrel lid, barrel pickle, Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler, Barulio's bottle, basaltamander buckler, basaltamander tongue, basic martini, basking robin, bass clarinet, Bastille Battalion cheese wheel, Bastille Battalion control rig, Bastille Battalion control rig crate, Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher, Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy, Bastille Battalion tattoo kit, Bat-Aid™ bandage, bat-bearing, bat-jute, bat-o-mite, bat-oomerang, bat-shaped Crimboween cookie, Batfellow comic, bath ball gift set, battered Crimbo Crate, battery-powered drill, battle broom, battoo kit, bauxite beret, bauxite bow-tie, bauxite boxers, Beach Buck, Beach Comb, Beach Comb Box, bear claw, beard incense, beastly paste, beautiful rainbow, beautiful soup, beavermouth, beaver punch (cherry), beaver punch (papaya), beaver punch (peach), Bee's Knees, Beefy Crunch Pastaco, beet, beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar, beggin' cologne, begpwnia, beholed bedsheet, Beignet Milgranet, belemnite candy mold, belemnite fossil, bell-shaped Crimbo cookie, bellhop's hat, bellhop bell, Belt of Howling Anger, belt of Ogrekind, berries of suffering, best joke ever, Bettie page, bewitching boots, BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt, BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt, BGE merchandise order form, BGE pocket calendar, BGE shotglass, BGE temporary tattoo, BGE tiny plastic toy, bi-lateral logic compressor, Bicycle, Big Candy's tophat, big leaf, big tun, biker's hat, bike rental broupon, bindlestocking, biomechanical crimborg helmet, biomechanical crimborg leg armor, bishop cookie, bite-me-red lipstick, bitter bowtie, BitterSweetTarts, BittyCar HotCar, BittyCar MeatCar, BittyCar SoulCar, black-and-blue light, black and white cracker, Black Angus blackburger, black brandy, black BRICKO brick, black candygram, black candy heart, black gallstone, Black Hole, black mana, black slime glob, black snowcone, blammer, blank fudge mold, blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail, blind-packed capsule toy, blind-packed die-cast metal toy, blob-shaped Crimbo cookie, blob of Alphredo™, Blood 'n' Plenty, blood-red mushroom wine, blood and blood, Bloodbath, Blood Light, bloody harpoon, Bloody Nora, blue-frosted astral cupcake, blueberry-frosted king cake, blue canary nightlight, blue glowstick, blue LavaCo Lamp™, blue lava globs, blue mana, Blue Milk Club Card, blue plasma ball, blue plastic baby, blue potion, blue pumps, blue raspberry troll doll, blue ribbon, blue snowcone, blue traffic cone, blunt cat claw, blunt icepick, Bluzzard, bobble-hip hula elf doll, bobcat grenade, bod-ice, Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf, bodyslam, body spradium, Bohemian rhapsody, boiling broth, Boletus Broletus mushroom, bomb of unknown origin, Bone's Farm "wine", boneana hammock, bone and arrows, bone aperitif, bone chips, bone crusher, bonedanna, bone meal, bonerang, bone spurs, Bonestabber, boning knife, bonsai tree, boot flask, boot plant, Boots of Twilight Whispers, boozebomb, Bordeaux Marteaux, borg sock monkey, Boris's Helm, Boris's Helm (askew), borrowed time, botanical sample kit, bottle-opener keycard, bottle-rocket crossbow, bottled inspiration, bottle of agitprop ink, bottle of Amontillado, bottle of anís, bottle of black cat tonic, bottle of Blank-Out, bottle of bubbles, bottle of clam juice, bottle of Crème de Fugu, bottle of Crimbognac, bottle of dark rhum, bottle of extra-dark rhum, bottle of fire, bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA, bottle of Goldschnöckered, bottle of Greedy Dog, bottle of gregnadigne, bottle of Lambada Lambic, bottle of lighter fluid, bottle of limeade, bottle of norwhiskey, bottle of novelty hot sauce, bottle of Old Pugilist, bottle of peppermint schnapps, bottle of Professor Beer, bottle of Race Car Red, bottle of Rapier Witbier, bottle of realpagne, bottle of sea wine, bottle of super-extra-dark rhum, bottle of wine, bottoms of the barrel, bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers, bow, bowlegged pants, bowler, Bowlet, bowl of eyeballs, bowl of maggots, bowl of marinade, bowl of mernudo, bowl of mummy guts, bowl of petunias, bowl of potpourri, bow staff, boxing-glove-in-a-box, Boxing Day care package, Boxing Day Pass, box of bear arms, box of Familiar Jacks, box of Gratitude chocolates, box of hammers, box of Pokëmann band-aids, Braindeer, Brain Food Pastaco, brain preservation fluid, BRAINS shorts, brainwave-controlled unicorn horn, brass abacus, brass crank handle, brass turkey knuckles, brazen bracelet, breaded beer, bread line, bread mold, bread roll, breakfast mess, breakfast miracle, BRICKO airship, BRICKO bat, BRICKO brick, BRICKO bulwark, BRICKO cathedral, BRICKO egg, BRICKO elephant, BRICKO eye brick, BRICKO gargantuchicken, BRICKO hat, BRICKO octopus, BRICKO ooze, BRICKO oyster, BRICKO pants, BRICKO pearl, BRICKO pyramid, BRICKO python, BRICKO reactor, BRICKO sword, BRICKO trunk, BRICKO turtle, BRICKO vacuum cleaner, bridge truss, briefcase full of sprinkles, Bright Water, broberry brogurt, brocolate brogurt, Brogre brolo shirt, Brogre brorts, Brogre bucket hat, broken BRICKO brick, broken cellular phone, broken champagne bottle, broken chocolate pocketwatch, broken clock, broken glass grenade, broken high-temperature mining drill, broken warbear gyrocopter, bronze detective badge, bronze handcuffs, BROS Energy Drink, brown pixel, brown plastic baby, browser cookie, Brutal brogues, buñuelos Jaliscos, bubble-wrap simulator, bubble-wrap simulator (half broken), bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button), bubble-wrap simulator (one button left), bubblegum heart, bucket of honey, bucket of wine, buckyball, Buddy Bjorn, buffalo dime, buffed alien drugs, bugged bÃ¶n±Ã©t, bugged balaclava, bugged beanie, bug paste, Build-a-City Gingerbread kit, Bulky Buddy Box, bunch of sea grapes, bundle of "fragrant" herbs, bundle of firewood, burglar/sleep mask, burned government manual fragment, burning cape, burning newspaper, burning paper crane, burning paper hat, burning paper jorts, burning paper slippers, burnt snowpants, burnt stick, burrowgrub hive, Bustle Hustler, butterfly knife, Buttery Knob, buzzard feather, buzzing mushroom wine, Byte, C.B.F.G., cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar, Caipiranha, Cajun accordion, calle de miel with a fly in it, calm attention-deficit demon, camouflage T-shirt, campfire baked potato, campfire beans, campfire coffee, campfire hot dog, campfire s'more, campfire stew, Camp Scout backpack, Camp Scout pup tent, can-can-in-a-can, Can-Can skirt, can-you-dig-it?, Candicaine, candied bolts, candied nuts, candied pecan, candied sweet potatoes, candied yam pinky ring, candlestick, Candy Alexander, candycaine powder, candy cane candygram, candy carrot, candy carrot cake, candy cornucopia, candy crowbar, candy dog collar, candy dress shoes, candy kneecapping stick, candy knuckles, candy mountain oyster, candy necktie, candy screwdriver, candy stake, candy stick, cane-mail pants, cane-mail shirt, can of Adultwitch™, can of Brütalbräu, can of cherry-flavored sterno, can of CRIMBCOLA, can of depilatory cream, can of Drooling Monk, can of fake snow, can of franks 'n' beans, can of Impetuous Scofflaw, can of Minions-Be-Gone, can of Rain-Doh, can of sardines, Can of Spaghetto, can of V-11, can opener, canteen of wine, Cantelope, capacitor relay, cap gun, capped blue lava bottle, capped green lava bottle, capped red lava bottle, Caramel, carbonite visor, carbon nanotube frame, cardboard elf ear, card sleeve, Carol of the Bulls, Carol of the Bulls (used), Carol of the Hells, Carol of the Hells (used), Carol of the Thrills, Carol of the Thrills (used), Carpathian longsword, carpe, Carpricorn, carrot-on-a-stick, carrot cake, carrot claret, carrot juice, carrot nose, cartoon harpoon, cartoon heart, cashew, ceiling fan, celestial au jus, celestial carrot juice, celestial olive oil, celestial squid ink, Celsius 233, Celsius 233 (singed), Cement Mixer, cement sandals, cement shoes, Centauri fish wine, CEO office card, Cerebral Cloche, Cerebral Crossbow, Cerebral Culottes, chainsaw chain, chakra-mental wine, Chakra Libre, chakra malt, Chalice of the Malkovich Prince, chalk chain, chalk chalice, chalk chapeau, chalk chinos, chalk chlamys, chalk choker, chalk chunks, chaos popcorn, charged druidic orb, charged magnet, Chateau Mantegna room key, cheap Chinese beer, cheap elven gloves, cheap plastic kazoo, cheap studded belt, cheap sunglasses, Ched, cheer-o-gram, Cheer-Up soda, cheer extractor, cheerful antler hat, cheerful Crimbo sweater, cheerful pajama pants, cheezburger, Chef Boy, R&D's business card, cherry bomb, Cheshire Bitten, chest barrel, Cheswick Copperbottom's compass, chewable paper, Chewsick Copperbottom's notes, ChibiBuddy™ (off), ChibiBuddy™ (on), Chinese curse words, chitinous pod, chlorophyll paste, choco-Crimbot, Choco-Mint patty, chocolate-covered scarab beetle, chocolate-frosted king cake, chocolate-stained collar, chocolate bath ball, chocolate cigar, chocolate cow bone, chocolate frosted sugar bomb, chocolate leash, chocolate lump, chocolate pocketwatch, chocolate puppy, chocolate rabbit's foot, chocotini, chunk of cement, chunk of depleted Grimacite, Churchill, Cinco Mayo Lager, cinnamon cannoli, cinnamon troll doll, circle drum, circular CRIMBCOOKIE, Clan Carnival Game, Clancy's crumhorn, Clancy's lute, Clancy's sackbut, Clan Floundry, Clan hot dog stand, Clan looking glass, Clan pool table, Clan shower, Clan speakeasy, Clara's bell, class five ecto-larva, classy monkey, clay, Climate Colada, Cloaca Cola Polar, Cloak of Dire Shadows, clock-cleaning hammer, clown hammer, club of the five seasons, clumsiness bark, coal paperweight, coal snakeskin, coarse hemp socks, cobbled-together Meat detector, Cobra Bowl, cocktail mushroom, cocoa of youth, codpiece, coffee pixie stick, coffee sprite, Coinspiracy, cold-filtered water, Cold Fang, cold jelly, cold mashed potatoes, colored-light "necklace", colorful plastic ball, Comet Pop, comfy blanket, communal gobstopper, complex alien plant sample, complex alien zoological sample, complex mushroom wine, complimentary Dinsey refreshments, compounded experience, computronic processing unit, concentrated fish broth, confidence-building hug, confiscated cell phone, confiscated comic book, confiscated love note, confusing LED clock, conquistador's breastplate, Conspiracy™ mascara, container of Spooky Putty, continental juice bar, control crystal, Convincing People You Can See The Future, cookie cookie, Cool Brunch Pastaco, cool cat claw, cool cat elixir, cool jelly donut, cop dollar, corked genie bottle, Cornbeefadon, cornucopia, correction fluid, corrupted data, cosmetic football, Cosmic Calorie, cosmic lemonade, cosmic paste, cotton candy bale, cotton candy cocoon, cotton candy cone, cotton candy cordial, cotton candy pillow, cotton candy pinch, cotton candy plug, cotton candy skoshe, cotton candy smidgen, counterfeit city, cow poker, crabsicle, cranberry cylinder, cranberry schnapps, crappy camera, crayon shavings, Crazyleg's razor, Crazymaker, creepy voodoo doll, creme brulee torch, Crepes a la Lune, CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1), CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used), CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2), CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used), CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3), CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used), CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4), CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used), CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5), CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used), CRIMBCOIDS mints, CRIMBCO lanyard, CRIMBCOLOAF, CRIMBCO mug, CRIMBCO scrip, CRIMBCO wine, Crimbeau de toilette, Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug, Crimbo candied pecan, Crimbo candle, Crimbo Candy Cookbook, Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head, crimbo elfling, Crimbo Factory surprise box, Crimbo fudge, Crimbo hat, Crimbojito, Crimbolex watch, Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll, Crimbomega drive chain, Crimbomination Contraption, Crimbonium fuel rod, Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E., Crimbo pants, Crimbo paste, Crimbo peppermint bark, Crimbo pressie, Crimbo salad, Crimbo sapling, Crimbo stocking, Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer, Crimbo sword, Crimbo tattoo kit, Crimbot battery, Crimbo tree flocker, Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision, Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty), Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping, Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty), Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency, Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty), Crimbot schematic: Big Head, Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel, Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher, Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper, Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw, Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter, Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder, Crimbot schematic: Crab Core, Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso, Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer, Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head, Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun, Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun, Crimbot schematic: Gun Face, Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs, Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs, Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads, Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan, Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack, Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler, Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite, Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise, Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis, Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder, Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module, Crimbot schematic: Power Arm, Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler, Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head, Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis, Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator, Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker, Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt, Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun, Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet, Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis, Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet, Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower, Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm, Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs, Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball, Crimbough, Crimbo ukulele, Crimboween memo, Crimbo wreath, Crimboysters Rockefeller, Crimbuck, Crimbylow-rise jeans, croquet hedgehog, Crown of Thrones, crushed steamer trunk, crystal belt buckle, crystal decanter, crystalline cheer, crystalline light bulb, crystal skeleton vodka, crystal skull, CSA all-purpose soap, CSA bravery badge, CSA cheerfulness ration, CSA fire-starting kit, CSA obedience grenade, CSA scoutmaster's "water", cubic zirconia, cuddly teddy bear, cupcake-in-a-cup, cup of "tea", cup of hickory chicory, cuppa Activi tea, cuppa Alacri tea, cuppa Boo tea, cuppa Chari tea, cuppa Craft tea, cuppa Cruel tea, cuppa Dexteri tea, cuppa Feroci tea, cuppa Flamibili tea, cuppa Flexibili tea, cuppa Frost tea, cuppa Gill tea, cuppa Impregnabili tea, cuppa Improprie tea, cuppa Insani tea, cuppa Irritabili tea, cuppa Loyal tea, cuppa Mana tea, cuppa Mediocri tea, cuppa Monstrosi tea, cuppa Morbidi tea, cuppa Nas tea, cuppa Net tea, cuppa Neuroplastici tea, cuppa Obscuri tea, cuppa Physicali tea, cuppa Proprie tea, cuppa Royal tea, cuppa Serendipi tea, cuppa Sobrie tea, cuppa Toast tea, cuppa Twen tea, cuppa Uncertain tea, cuppa Vitali tea, cuppa Voraci tea, cuppa Wit tea, cuppa Yet tea, curious anemometer, cursed compass, cursed pirate cutlass, cursed scrunchie, cursed swash buckle, cursed tricorn hat, cursed wishbone, custom sixgun, cute meteoroid, cute mushroom, cyan seashell, cyber-mattock, cyborg doll, cyborg stompin' boot, Cycloney, cylindrical mold, cymbal syrup, d4, d6, d8, d10, d12, d20, Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually, Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting, Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master, Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested, Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart, Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose, Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week, daily dungeon malware, Daisy's unclean bloomers, dandy lion cub, dangerous chemicals, dangerous jerkcicle, Dark & Starry, Dark Jill-O-Lantern, Deactivated MiniMechaElf, deactivated nanobots, Deactivated O. A. F., deactivated RoboGoose, dead lights pie, dead meat bun, Dear Past Self Package, deceased crimbo tree, Deck of Every Card, deck of tropical cards, Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe, defective skull, deflated inflatable dodecapede, delectable fire ant, delicious candy, delicious comfit?, delicious shimmering moth, delicious stinkbug, deluxe fax machine, deluxe Neverending Party favor, demonic cow's blood, demonic paste, demon makeup kit, denastified haunch, denim jacket, dental pliers, dented scepter, dented spoon, depleted Grimacite astrolabe, depleted Grimacite grappling hook, depleted Grimacite gravy boat, depleted Grimacite hammer, depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick, depleted Grimacite ninja mask, depleted Grimacite shinguards, depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt, desktop zen garden, detective roscoe, detective school application, detective tattoo, dethklok, detour shield, deviled egg, devilish folio, diabolic pizza, diabolic pizza cube, diamond-studded fronts, diamondback skin, Dickory Farms Gift Basket, digital underground potion, dinner roll, Dinsey's brain, Dinsey's glove, Dinsey's oculus, Dinsey's pants, Dinsey's pizza cutter, Dinsey's radar dish, Dinsey face paint, Dinsey food-cone, Dinsey Maintenance Manual, Dinsey mascot mask, Dinsey tattoo kit, Dinsey Whinskey, dirt julep, dirty martini, dirty rigging rope, discarded bowtie, disco biscuit, disconnected intergnat, Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog, Disgeist, Dish of Clarified Butter, disintegrating barrel, disintegrating sheet music, disintegrating spiky collar, Distant Woods Getaway Brochure, distention pill, divine blowout, divine can of silly string, divine champagne flute, divine champagne popper, divine cracker, divine noisemaker, DIY protonic accelerator kit, DNA extraction syringe, DNOTC Box, Doc's Miracle Cure, Doc Clock's thyme cocktail, dollar-sign bag, dollhive, doll house, dollop of barbecue sauce, Dolph Bossin's charity note, Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat, dorky glasses, double-ice box, double-ice britches, double-ice cap, double-ice gum, double barreled barrel gun, double entendre, Doublepunchplanter, doubt cannon, Drac & Tan, Draftsman's driving gloves, dragon aluminum ore, Dragonscale breastplate, dragon slaying sword, dragon snaps, dreaming Jung man, Dressage, driftwood beach comb, driftwood bracelet, driftwood hat, driftwood pants, drive-by shooting, drop of water-37, druidic orb, druidic s'more, drum of pomade, Drunken Astrophysicist, Drunken Neurologist, Drunken Philosopher, dry cleaning receipt, duck-on-a-string, DUFRESNE Suds, Duke Vampire's regal cloak, Dump Truck, dungeon dragon chest, dungeoneering kit, Dungeon Fist gauntlet, dusty barrel, dusty Crimbo crate, E.M.U. harness, E.M.U. helmet, E.M.U. joystick, E.M.U. rocket thrusters, E.M.U. Unit, Earth, Wind and Firewater, Earth and Firewater, eaves droppers, Ecto-Cooler, ectoplasmic paste, edible alien plant bit, eggman noodles, Egnaro berry, Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper, eighth plague, eldritch alignment spray, eldritch concentrate, eldritch distillate, eldritch elixir, eldritch essence, eldritch extract, eldritch hammer, eldritch hat, eldritch mushroom, eldritch mushroom pizza, eldritch pants, eldritch rub, eldritch scanner, Eldritch snap, eldritch tincture, eldritch tincture (depleted), electrical thingamabob, electric crutch, electrician's hardhat, electric muscle stimulator, Electric Punch, electronic dulcimer pants, electronics kit, elemental caipiroska, elemental paste, elemental sugarcube, elephant stinger, elevenderizing hammer, elevennis shoes, elevent, elf army field rations, elf army poncho, elf ploughshare, elf resistance button, elf sleeper agent, Ellsbury's journal, Ellsbury's journal (used), Ellsbury's skull, elven limbos gingerbread, elven cellocello, elven hardtack, elven magi-pack, elven medi-pack, elven moonshine, elven socks, elven squeeze, elven suicide capsule, elven tambourine, elven whittling knife, El Vibrato restraints, Elvish sunglasses, emo roe, empty agua de vida bottle, empty blowgun, empty hourglass, empty lava bottle, empty Rain-Doh can, enchanted fire extinguisher, encrypted micro-cassette recorder, Energy Buzz Pastaco, enticing mayolus, envelope full of Meat, envyfish egg, escargotsicle, ESP suppression collar, essence of cold, essence of cute, essence of fright, essence of heat, essence of kink, essence of stench, essential cameraderie, essential soy, essential tofu, etched hourglass, eternal knot tattoo, Event Horizon, everfull glass, Every Day is Like This Sundae, evil flaming eyeball pendant, evil googly eye, evil teddy bear, executive mime flask, exo-servo leg braces, exotic travel brochure, expensive camera, expensive champagne, experimental carbon fiber pasta additive, experimental gene therapy, experimental serum G-9, experimental serum P-00, expired bottle of peppermint schnapps, expired can of franks 'n' beans, exploding cigar, exploding kickball, explosion-flavored chewing gum, extra-heavy BRICKO brick, extra-see-thru nightie, Extra-slimy Slimosa, extra-strength goo, extra-strength red potion, extra-toasted half sandwich, extra special Crimbo stocking, extremely skinny jeans, extremely slippery nipple, extremely wet T-shirt, eye of the Tiger-lily, Fabiotion, facehugging alien, faded green protest sign, faded red protest sign, faerie dust, fairy-worn boots, fake cocktail, fake fake vomit, fake hand, fake plastic grass, fake washboard, Falcon™ Maltese Liquor, fancy ball mask, fancy blue potion, fancy but probably evil chocolate, fancy calligraphy pen, fancy chocolate, fancy chocolate car, fancy chocolate sculpture, fancy dress ball, fancy gourd potion, Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square, fancy marzipan briefcase, fancy oil painting, fancy party pants, fancy stationery set, FantasyRealm G. E. M., FantasyRealm guest pass, FantasyRealm key, FantasyRealm Mage's Hat, FantasyRealm mead, FantasyRealm membership packet, FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask, FantasyRealm tattoo kit, FantasyRealm turkey leg, FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm, fascinating alien plant sample, fascinating alien zoological sample, fat bottom quark, Fauna Libre, Faux, FDKOL commendation, FDKOL fire hose, FDKOL hotcakes, fear condenser, feathered headdress, Feliz Navidad, Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel, festive holiday hat, festive sausage, festive warbear bank, Feynman gate, fiberglass fannypack, fiberglass fedora, fiberglass fetish, fiberglass fibers, fiberglass fingerguard, fiberglass foil, fiberglass frock, Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy, Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded), fiery wing, filling, filter helmet, filthy child leash, finger cuffs, finger exerciser, fingerprint dusting kit, fire axe, fireball, fire hose, fireman's helmet, fireman's lunch, firemilk, fireproof megaphone, Firewater, first-aid pouch, First 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Operation Patriot Shield, Oppossum, orange-frosted astral cupcake, orange boxing gloves, orange candygram, orange candy heart, orange glowstick, orange leather lanyard, orange slime glob, orange snowcone, orange traffic cone, orc paste, organ grinder, organic potpourri, origami "gentlemen's" magazine, origami pasties, origami riding crop, ornamental sextant, ornate dowsing rod, orphan baby yeti, orquette's phone number, Ouija Board, Ouija Board, Outer Wolf™ cologne, outrageous sombrero, over-the-shoulder Folder Holder, overclocked avian microprocessor, overloaded micro-reactor, overpowering mushroom wine, oversized fish scaler, oversized ice molecule, oversized snowflake, ox-head shield, oxygenated eggnog helmet, packaged Pocket Professor, packet of beer seeds, packet of dragon's teeth, packet of mayfly bait, packet of pumpkin seeds, packet of tall grass seeds, packet of thanksgarden seeds, packet of winter seeds, Pack of Alice's Army Cards, Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards, Pack of Every Card, pack of pogs, pack of smokes, Paint A Vulgar Pitcher, paint bomb, paint palette, pair of bolt cutters, pair of candy glasses, pair of government shades, pair of pearidot earrings, pair of plants, pair of ragged claws, pair of rhinoceros horns, pair of scissors, pair of twitching claws, panicked kernel, pantogram, pantogram pants, Pantsgiving, paperclip, paperclip-on tie, paperclip cape, paperclip pants, paperclip sproinger, paperclip turban, papier-mâché base, papier-mâché bowl, papier-mâché glob, papier-mâché handle, papier-mâché plaque, papier-mâchéte, papier-mâché toothpicks, papier-mâché trophy piñata, papier-mâchaeranthera, papier-mâchine gun, papier-mâchuridars, papier-masque, papier-mitre, papier-mochi, Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe, parasitic claw, parasitic headgnawer, parasitic strangleworm, parasitic tentacles, parchment, Party-in-a-Can™, party balloon, party beer bomb, party crasher, PARTY HARD T-shirt, Party Planning on a Budget, party platter for one, party pup, Party Tattoo™ gift certificate, party whip, passable elf mask, passed-out psychedelic bear, Pastaco shell, patch of extra-warm fur, patent antipsychotics, patent leather shoes, pat of butter, pawn cookie, PB&J with the crusts cut off, Peaclock, peanut brittle shield, pearidot, pearl necklace, pear supersucker, pebblebräu, pecan pie, Pecos Dave's sixgun, Peek-a-Boo!, pencil kunai, pencil thin mushroom, Pener's crisps, Pener's drumstick, penguin focaccia bread, penguin paste, penguin thesaurus, pentagram bandana, peppermint crook, peppermint eel sauce, peppermint harpoon gun, peppermint parasol, peppermint patty, Peppermint Pip Packet, peppermint rhino baby, peppermint spine, peppermint sprig, peppermint sprout, peppermint syrup, peppermint tailings, peppermint twist, perfect cosmopolitan, perfect dark and stormy, perfect ice cube, perfectly fair coin, perfectly ordinary frog, perfect mimosa, perfect negroni, perfect old-fashioned, perfect paloma, perfume-soaked bandana, perl necklace, perpendicular hula with a fly in it, personal graffiti kit, personalizable gingerbread cookie, personalized coffee mug, personal massager, personal raindrop, Personal Ventilation Unit, pet bad vibe, Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog, petit 4.1, petit fortran, petrified time, petrified wood, pet rock, pet rock "Groucho" disguise, pet rock "Snooty" disguise, pewter shavings, Phil Collins, phish stick, Phlegethon, Phonus Balonus, photocopied monster, physiostim pill, pickled grasshopper, picky tweezers, Piddles, piece of coral, piece of driftwood, pig-iron bracers, pig-iron helm, pig-iron shinguards, pile of dirt, pile of loose snow, pile of sand, pile of useless robot parts, pilgrim shield, Pillowbug, Pimpsqueak, pin-stripe slacks, pineapple slab, pine cone, pine cone necklace, pink-belly slapper, pink-frosted astral cupcake, pink candygram, pink candy heart, pink glowstick, pink plastic baby, pint of sweat, piping organ pie, pirate fork, pirate pantaloons, pirate paste, pirate radio ring, PirateRealm eyepatch, PirateRealm fun-a-log, PirateRealm guest pass, PirateRealm membership packet, PirateRealm party hat, pirate shaving cream, pirate zombie head, pirate zombie robot head, piratical blunderbuss, piscatini, pitted sheet metal, pixel banana, pixel beer, pixel chain whip, pixel coin, pixel cross, pixel daiquiri, pixel holy water, pixellated moneybag, pixel lemon, pixel morning star, pixel orb, pixel power cell, pixel star, pixel stopwatch, pixel whip, pixie axie, Plague of Locusts, plain paper hat, plaintive telegram, plastic bazooka, plastic bib, plastic Crimbo reindeer, plastic cup of beer, plastic detective badge, plastic ingot, plastic nightmare troll, plastic nunchaku, plastic pumpkin bucket, plastic spider ring, plastic vampire fangs, plate of franks and beans, plate of Frigid Northern Beans, plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans, plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans, plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas, plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans, plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans, plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans, plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans, plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad, plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas, plexifoam chin strap, plumber's lunch, plump juicy grub, plump purple mushroom, plush alielf, plush alien hamsterpus, plush dogcat, plush ferrelf, plush hamsterpus, plush mutated alielephant, plush mutated alielf, plush sea serpent, plus one, pocket lint (blue), pocket lint (green), pocket lint (orange), pocket lint (white), Pocket Meteor Guide, Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed), pocketwatch on a chain, pocket wish, pog #01 (spider), pog #02 (Knob goblin), pog #03 (warwelf), pog #04 (skleleton), pog #05 (ninja snowman), pog #06 (filthy hippy), pog #07 (orcish frat boy), pog #08 (hellion), pog #09 (pirate), pog #10 (hobo), pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress), pointy red hat, poisoned druidic s'more, poisonous caviar, poison pen, Poké-Gro fertilizer, Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them, Pokëmann band-aid, Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip, Pokëmann figurine: Duck, Pokëmann figurine: Frank, Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump, Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking, Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan, Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap, Pokëmann figurine: Moog, Pokëmann figurine: Nothing, Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu, Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth, Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf, Pokëmann figurine: Twitter, Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite, Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth, poker face paint, Polka Pop, polo trophy, polyalloy shield, polyesterene powder, polyester pad, polyester panama hat, polyester parachute, polyester peeler, polyester pettipants, polyester pulsera, polymorphic fastening apparatus, ponytail clip, pool of liquid metal, pool torpedo, Pop Art: a Guide, popcorn, porcelain pelerine, porcelain pepper mill, porcelain phantom mask, porcelain plus-fours, porcelain police baton, porcelain porkpie, porcelain powder, Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans, porquoise-handled sixgun, portable cassette player, portable corkscrew, portable dam, portable Mayo Clinic, portable motorcycle, portable pantogram, portable photocopier, portable Spacegate, portable wall, possessed sugar cube, possessed top, post-holiday sale coupon, potato masher, potion of animal rage, Potion of Heroism, potion of punctual companionship, potion of spiritual gunkifying, potion of the captain's hammer, potion of the field gar, potion of the litterbox, potion of X-ray vision, potted tea tree, pottery barn owl figurine, pottery club, pottery hat, pottery shield, pottery training pants, pottery yo-yo, powdered candy sushi set, powdered donut, powdered gold, powdered madness, powdered oxygen, powdered toad horn, powdered wig, power pill, power sock, praying Grim Brother, prehistoric spear, present, press-on ribs, pressurized potion of possessiveness, Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit, primitive alien blowgun, primitive alien booze, primitive alien loincloth, primitive alien mask, primitive alien medicine, primitive alien necklace, primitive alien salad, primitive alien spear, primitive alien totem, primitive candy cane, print screen button, prismatic wad, pristine walrus tusk, Procrastinator locker key, Professor of Spelunkology, Project T. L. B., protein paste, protonic accelerator pack, prototype stimulant, psychic's amulet, psychic's circlet, psychic's crystal ball, psychic's pslacks, psychoanalytic jar, Psycho From The Heat, psychokinetic energy blob, psycho sweater, puff of smoke, Puffstone cigar, pulled blue taffy, pulled green taffy, pulled indigo taffy, pulled orange taffy, pulled red taffy, pulled violet taffy, pulled yellow taffy, pulsing flesh, pump-up high-tops, pumpkin, pumpkin beer, pumpkin bomb, pumpkin carriage, pumpkinhead mask, pumpkin juice, pumpkin pie, pumpkin spice candle, punch-drunk punch, Punching Potion, Punchplanter, purple-frosted astral cupcake, Purple Beast energy drink, purple glowstick, purple prose pen, purple snowcone, pygmy bugbear shaman, Quaatorade™, quadroculars, quake of arrows, quantum polarity inducer, quantum taco, Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket, queen cookie, quicksilver ring, quicksilver spurs, quirky accordion, Rümpelstiltz, R'lyeh, Racisto Ruidoso, rad cloak, radiation-resistant helmet, radioactive chew toy, Radio Free Baseball Cap, Radio Free Foil, Radio Free Pants, Rad Lib, rag doll, Rain-Doh black box, Rain-Doh blue balls, Rain-Doh box full of monster, Rain-Doh green lantern, Rain-Doh indigo cup, Rain-Doh orange agent, Rain-Doh red wings, Rain-Doh violet bo, Rain-Doh yellow laser gun, Rainbow's Gravity, rainbow bomb, rainbow crossbow, rainbow pearl, rainbow pearl earring, rainbow pearl necklace, rainbow pearl ring, rainbow tie, raisin, ramekin of space nuts, ratskin pajama pants, rattler gland, Rattlin' Chains, ratty knitted cap, Raul's guitar pick, raw bread, raw cranberry sauce, raw gravy, raw green beans, raw mincemeat, raw potato, raw stuffing, raw sweet potato, raw turkey, razor-tipped yo-yo, razor fang, realistic cap gun, really nice net, reconstituted crow, recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration, recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto, record of infuriating silence, record of infuriating silence (used), record of menacing silence, record of menacing silence (used), record of tranquil silence, record of tranquil silence (used), recovered cufflinks, recovered elf magazine, recovered elf photo album, recovered elf pocketwatch, recovered elf sleeping pills, recovered elf smartphone, recovered elf toothbrush, recovered elf underpants, recovered elf wallet, recursed compass, recursive spline reticulator, red-and-green sweater, red-hot knucklebone, red-hot medallion, red-hot sausage fork, red-spotted snapper roe, red ale, red armband, red drunki-bear, Red Dwarf, red face paint, red gummi ingot, red LavaCo Lamp™, red lava globs, red mana, Red Pill, red plastic baby, red potion, Red Roger's flag, Red Roger's map, Red Roger's red left foot, Red Roger's red left hand, Red Roger's red right foot, Red Roger's red right hand, Red Roger's reliquary, Red Roger's skull, Red Roger tattoo kit, Red Rover BB gun, red snowcone, red traffic cone, reflection of a map, regret hose, regular-size brogurt, rehearsing dramatic hedgehog, reindeer hammer, reindeer sickle, reliable sixgun, replica bat-oomerang, residual zeal, resolution: be feistier, resolution: be happier, resolution: be kinder, resolution: be luckier, resolution: be more adventurous, resolution: be sexier, resolution: be smarter, resolution: be stronger, resolution: be wealthier, respected companion biscuit, Rethinking Candy, reusable shopping bag, reverse-oscillating klystron, reverse Tantalus, revolver, rhinoceros horn, ribbon candy ascot, ribcage rollcage, ridiculous belt, ridiculous cocktail, ridiculous earring, ridiculous sandwich, ridiculous sunglasses, right bear arm, rigid carapace, Riker's Search History, ring of the Skeleton Lord, rinky-dink sixgun, roasted duck, robin's egg, robin flan, robin nog, roboduck-on-a-string, robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N., robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T., robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D., robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R., robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R., robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R., robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E., robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R., robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H., robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N., robotronic egg, rocket fuel, rockfish stomach, rockin' wagon with a fly in it, rock lobster, rocky road ice cream, rogue swarmer, rook cookie, rope, rotting barrel, rotting beefsteak, rotting cowskin, round blue bomb, Royal scepter, rubber band gun, rubber cape, rubber emo roe, rubber gloves, rubber nubbin, rubber spider, Rubee™, ruby on canes, Ruby Rod, Ruffalo, rune-strewn spoon cocoon, runny fermented egg, runny icing, runproof mascara, Russian Ice, rxr shield, s'more, s'more gun, S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S., S.T.L.T., sachet of strange powder, sack lunch, Sacramento wine, saffron antaravasaka, saffron uttarasanga, Saison du Lune, Salsa de las Epocas, salt plum, salt plum sake, salty gumdrop, salty sailor salt, sanctified cola, sane hatrack, sangria del diablo, Sangria de Menthe, sardine can key, Sasq™ watch, Saturday Night thermometer, Saucepanic, sausage golem, sawblade fragment, Sazerorc, Sazuruk-hai, scepter of the Skeleton Lord, Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince, Schmalz's First Prize Beer, Schrödinger's thermos, scissor duck, Scorpion Bowl, scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker, scratch 'n' sniff crossbow, scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker, scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker, Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome, scratch 'n' sniff sword, scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker, scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker, scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker, Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill, screencapped monster, scroll case, scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff, scroll of Puddingskin, scrumptious ice ant, Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention, sea jelly, sea truffle, secret from the future, self-defense training, self-dribbling basketball, Senior LAAAAME merit badge, sensitive poetry journal, Sequestrian, servo-assisted exo-pants, servomechanical torsion facilitator, set of jacks, set of Unobtainium straps, Seven Loco, sew-on bandage, sewage-clogged pistol, shadowy cat claw, shaker of dry rub, Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion, shaking crappy camera, sham champagne, Shantix™, shard of double-ice, sharkfin gumbo, SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard, Sheila Take a Crossbow, shell bell, Shielding Potion, Shield of Icy Fate, shield of the Skeleton Lord, shin gourds, shining goblet, shining halo, shiny tribal beads, shock belt, shoe ad T-shirt, shoe gum, shoo-fish pie, shooting morning star, shot of granola liqueur, Shot of Kardashian Gin, shot of nepenthe schnapps, Shot of the Living Dead, shoulder-warming lotion, shrapnel jelly donut, shrimp cocktail, shrine to the Barrel god, shroomtini, Shrub's Premium Baked Beans, Shudder, shuddering cow skull, shushed potatoes, Siberian sunrise, sicksilver ring, sicksilver spurs, siesta-ing Casagnova gnome, signal fragment, signed deuce, silent A, silent B, silent C, silent D, silent E, silent F, silent G, silent H, silent I, silent J, silent K, silent L, silent M, silent N, silent O, silent P, silent Q, silent R, silent S, silent T, silent U, silent V, silent W, silent X, silent Y, silent Z, silicon-infused gluteal shield, silk garter snake, Silly Little Love Song, Silver Bullet beer, silver cow creamer, silver cow skull, silver detective badge, silver keg, silver shotgun shell, Simepore slime, Single Alice's Army Foil, single atom, single entendre, single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration, sinister demon mask, Sitrep berry, six-rainbow shield, Size XI Wizard's Robe, Sizzling Sinner, skeletal scabbard, skeletal skiff, skeleton, skeleton quiche, skeleton skis, Sketcherz™, skewered cherry, skewered jumbo olive, skewered lime, Skipper's accordion, skull-shaped Crimboween cookie, skulldozer egg, skull gearshift knob, Skullhead's Screw, Skull Punch, skull with a fuse in it, slap and tickle with a fly in it, sleaze jelly, Sledgehamster, sleeping piano cat, sleeping snowy owl, sleeping stocking, sleight-of-hand mushroom, slice of pizza, slicksilver ring, slicksilver spurs, slightly thicker filthy rags, Slimebite, slime fedora, slime knuckles, slime shooter, slime waders, Slimosa, slimy paste, Slippery Knob, slippery when wet shield, Sloe Comfortable Zoo, Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire, Sloppy Jalopy, Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook, Slotter, slow jam collection, small Crimbo Pressie, small golem, small gummi fin, Small Medium, small pile of sand, smart watch, smashed danish, Smashmoth, smelted roe, smoke ball, smoker's cloak, smoking grass, smoldering bagel punch, SMOOCH bracers, SMOOCH breastplate, SMOOCH codpiece, SMOOCH coffee cup, SMOOCH kneepads, SMOOCH soda, SMOOCH spaulders, smooth mushroom wine, smooth velvet bra, smooth velvet hanky, smooth velvet hat, smooth velvet pants, smooth velvet pocket square, smooth velvet shirt, smooth velvet socks, smudge stick, Smuggler's Punch, snakebite, snake skin, snakeskin cowboy hat, snakeskin jacket, snakeskin thighboots, snapdragon pistil, Snarf berry, Sneaky Pete's leather jacket, Sneaky Pete's leather jacket (collar popped), sneaky wrapping paper, Snoutlet, snow belly, snow belt, snow berries, snow boards, snow cleats, snow crab, snow fort, snow halo, snow hat, snow machine, snow mobile, snow pants, snow shovel, Snow Suit, Sockdollager, sock monkey, software bug, soggy elf shoes, soggy gingerbread chunk, soggy used band-aid, soilzerac, solid gold rosary, sonar fishfinder, SongBoom™ BoomBox, SongBoom™ BoomBox Box, sorority brain, sorority girl's box, sour ball and chain, Source essence, Source shades, Source terminal, Source terminal ASHRAM chip, Source terminal CRAM chip, Source terminal DIAGRAM chip, Source terminal DRAM chip, Source terminal file: compress.edu, Source terminal file: cram.ext, Source terminal file: critical.enh, Source terminal file: damage.enh, Source terminal file: dram.ext, Source terminal file: duplicate.edu, Source terminal file: familiar.ext, Source terminal file: gram.ext, Source terminal file: portscan.edu, Source terminal file: pram.ext, Source terminal file: protect.enq, Source terminal file: spam.ext, Source terminal file: stats.enq, Source terminal file: substats.enh, Source terminal file: tram.ext, Source terminal file: turbo.edu, Source terminal GRAM chip, Source terminal INGRAM chip, Source terminal PRAM chip, Source terminal SCRAM chip, Source terminal SPAM chip, Source terminal TRAM chip, Source terminal TRIGRAM chip, sour powder, soyburger juice, soy cordial, Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts, Space Baby bawbaw, Space Baby children's book, space bar, space beast fur, space beast fur hat, space beast fur pants, space beast fur whip, Spacefleet Communicator Badge, Spacegate access badge, Spacegate diplomat's insignia, Spacegate emergency disintegrator, Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit, Spacegate military insignia, Spacegate Research, Spacegate scientist's insignia, space heater, space invader, space jam, space jam toast, space junk, space needle, Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook, space pirate treasure map, space planula, space port, Space Trip safety headphones, spaghetti con calaveras, Spaghetti with Moonballs, spant backplate, spant chitin, spant egg casing, spants, spant shield, spant shoulderpads, spant spear, spant tendon, spare chocolate parts, sparking robo-battery, Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne, spearfish fishing spear, special clip: boneburners, special clip: graveburpers, special clip: splatterers, special clip: squelchers, special clip: tracers, special clip: wailers, special edition Batfellow comic, Special Seasoning, specialty ammo bandolier, speed limit shield, Spelunker's fedora, Spelunker's Guild prize sack, Spelunker's khakis, Spelunker's whip, Spelunker of Fortune, sphygmayomanometer, spidercow eye-cluster, spinning wheel, spiraling shape, spiritual candy cane, spiritual eggnog, spiritual fruitcake, spiritual gingerbread, splendid martini, spooky bark, spooky eggnog, spooky felt, spooky frank, spooky jelly, spooky length of string, spooky little girl, Spooky Putty ball, Spooky Putty leotard, Spooky Putty mitre, Spooky Putty monster, Spooky Putty sheet, Spooky Putty snake, spooky rattling cigar box, Spookyraven signet, spooky sap, spooky stuffing, spooky toy wheel, spooky wooden block, spoonful of Linguine-Os, Spring Break Beach "swimsuit", Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon, sprinkle-begging cup, sprinkles, sprinkle shaker, spruce juice, squamous polyp, square CRIMBCOOKIE, Squib, squirming egg sac, squirmy violent party snack, St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket, Stabonic scroll, stack of communist leaflets, Staff of Frozen Lard, Staff of Holiday Sensations, Staff of Kitchen Royalty, Staff of Queso Escusado, Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals, Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern, Staff of the Peppermint Twist, Staff of the Woodfire, stale Cheer-E-Os, stale cheer wine, standards and practices guide, stapler bear, stealth bomber, steel knuckles, steel sword, Stemonitis Staticus mushroom, stench jelly, stick, stick-on-a-string, stick-on eyebrow piercing, stick of firewood, sticky gloves, sticky hand whip, sticky lava globs, still grill, stinky cheese ball, stinky cheese diaper, stinky cheese eye, stinky cheese sword, stinky cheese wheel, stinky fannypack, stomach turnover, stomp box, Stooper, stop shield, strange cube, strange goggles, strange paste, strange shiny disc, straw, strawberry supersucker, strawberyl, strawberyl necklace, Straypler, streetfighting champion's belt, stress ball, Strikes Again Bigmouth, string of Crimbo lights, string of dingle balls, string of moist beads, stringy sinew, stuffed-shirt scarecrow, stuffed alien blob, stuffed bandersnatch, stuffed carpenter, stuffed caterpillar, stuffed dodo, stuffed doppelshifter, stuffed gray blob, stuffed pocketwatch, stuffed porpoise, stuffed walrus, stuffing fluffer, sturdy Crimbo crate, stylish swimsuit, sub-molecular interocitor, sucker bucket, sucker hakama, sucker kabuto, sucker scaffold, sucker tachi, Suffering Sinner, sugar banana, sugar bunny, sugar chapeau, sugar cherry, sugar fairy, sugar lime, sugar plum, sugar raygun, sugar shank, sugar shard, sugar sheet, sugar shield, sugar shillelagh, sugar shirt, sugar shorts, sugar shotgun, sun-dried tofu, super-size brogurt, super-sweet boom box, super-sweet fish goo (spoiled), Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword, superduperball, superduperheated metal, superheated fudge, superheated metal, Suppurating Sinner, Supreme Being Glossary, surprisingly capacious handbag, suspicious-looking fedora, suspicious package, suspicious stocking, sweatband, sweat socks, Swedish massage fish, sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar, sweet mochi ball, sweet nutcracker, sweet party mix, Sweet Sword, sweet tooth, swirling mushroom wine, Swiss piggy bank, Sword of Dark Omens, Sword of Procedural Generation, Sword of the Brouhaha Prince, synthetic dog hair pill, synthetic stuffing, TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡, Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco, Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!, Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco, Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt, Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro, Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita, Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle, Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier, Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco, tailored vest, tainted icing, tainted marshmallow, tainted milk, Tales of a Kansas Toymaker, Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used), Tales of Spelunking, Tales of Western Braggadoccio, tangled mass of creepy pasta, tankard of ale, Tapioc berry, tarnished luggage key, tasty louse, Tea, Earl Grey, Hot, teddy bear, teddy bear sewing kit, teddy borg, teddy borg sewing kit, teethpick, Telltale™ rubber heart, temperance whiskey, temporary X tattoos, Temps Tempranillo, tempura green and red bean, tennis ball, Tequiz Navidad, Tesla's Electroplated Beans, test site key, thanksgiving turkey, That 70s Cologne, the Archwizard's briefs, The Art of Slapfighting, The Art of Slapfighting (used), The Author's ink, The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones, The Big Book of Communism, The Big Book of Communism (used), The Bomb, The Chill of the Wild, The Cocktail Shaker, The Confiscator's Grimoire, The Cooler Out of Space, The Crown of Ed the Undying, The Emperor's dry cleaning, The Emperor's new hat, The Emperor's new pants, The Emperor's new shirt, the finger, The Firegate Tapes, The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide, The Ghoul King's ghoulottes, The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook, The Groose in the Hoose, The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object, The Jokester's gun, The Jokester's pants, The Jokester's wig, The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1, The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used), The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2, The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used), The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3, The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used), The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4, The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used), The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5, The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used), The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6, The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used), The Joy of Wassailing, The Joy of Wassailing (used), The Kloop in the Coop, The Landscaper's leafblower, The Legendary Beat, the Ley Incursion's waist, The Lost Pill Bottle, The Mad Liquor, the most dangerous bait, The Necbromancer's Hat, The Necbromancer's Shorts, The Necbromancer's Stein, The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff, The Necbronomicon, The Necbronomicon (used), The One Mood Ring, theoretical string, The Plumber's mushroom stew, thermos of "whiskey", thermos of brew, The Smith's Tome, The Snitch's Manifesto, The Spirit of Crimbo, The Spirit of Giving, The Spirit of Giving (used), The Sword in the Steak, The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants, the tongue of Smimmons, The Western Look, They'll Love You In Rhinestones, They liver, They liver popsicle, thicksilver ring, thicksilver spurs, thick walrus blubber, thin gold wire, Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts, Thinknerd T-Shirt, Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag, Third Base, Third Eye, This Charming Flan, Thor's Pliers, Three Mile Island shorts, throbbing organ pie, throwing bone, throwing wrench, thyme jelly donut, Tickle-Me Emilio, ticksilver ring, ticksilver spurs, tie-dyed fannypack, Tiger-lily's milk, tightly-wound spine, Tiki lighter, time's arrow, Time-Spinner, Time Cape, Time Cloak, time halo, time helmet, Time Juice, time residue, time sleigh, time sword, time trousers, tin cup, tin drum, tin foil, tin lizzie, tin magnolia, tin of submardines, tin roof (rusted), tinsel tights, tin snips, tin star, tin tam, tin thermos of chai, tiny ballet slippers, tiny barrel, tiny black hole, tiny bomb, tiny bottle of absinthe, tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg, tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer, tiny die-cast blade a-spinning, tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory, tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree, tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer, tiny die-cast Don Crimbo, tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer, tiny die-cast factory worker elf, tiny die-cast Father Crimbo, tiny die-cast Father Crimborg, tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf, tiny die-cast golden ring, tiny die-cast goose a-laying, tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer, tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer, tiny die-cast killing bird, tiny die-cast middle-management elf, tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf, tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg, tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg, tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer, tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer, tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf, tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming, tiny die-cast Swiss hen, tiny die-cast turtle mech, tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo, tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign, tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer, tiny do-rag, tiny fly glasses, tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker, tiny handful of mixed nuts, tiny nose-bone fetish, tiny plastic 11 Dealer, tiny plastic abominable fudgeman, tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo, tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart, tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear, tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll, tiny plastic angry space marine, tiny plastic angry vikings, tiny plastic animelf, tiny plastic bad vibe, tiny plastic batbugbear, tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type, tiny plastic beebee gunners, tiny plastic Beebee King, tiny plastic beebee queue, tiny plastic bee swarm, tiny plastic Best Game Ever, tiny plastic Big Candy, tiny plastic black ops bugbear, tiny plastic blazing bat, tiny plastic bugaboo, tiny plastic Bugbear Captain, tiny plastic buzzerker, tiny plastic Café Elf, tiny plastic cavebugbear, tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter, tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™, tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite, tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel, tiny plastic colollilossus, tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ, tiny plastic Crimbo Casino, tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva, tiny plastic Crimbo elf, tiny plastic Crimbomega, tiny plastic Crimbomination, tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer, tiny plastic Crimborgatron, tiny plastic Crimbot, tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram, tiny plastic Crimbo wreath, tiny plastic Dolph Bossin, tiny plastic dolphin "orphan", tiny plastic Don Crimbo, tiny plastic exo-suited miner, tiny plastic Father McGruber, tiny plastic fat stack of cash, tiny plastic fax machine, tiny plastic fire servant, tiny plastic four-shadowed mime, tiny plastic Fudge Wizard, tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej, tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire, tiny plastic golden gundam, tiny plastic GORM-8, tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist, tiny plastic hobo elf, tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear, tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S., tiny plastic Knows About Chakras, tiny plastic Krampus, tiny plastic Lord Flameface, tiny plastic MechaElf, tiny plastic Mer-kin baker, tiny plastic mime executive, tiny plastic mime functionary, tiny plastic mime scientist, tiny plastic mime soldier, tiny plastic Mob Penguin, tiny plastic moneybee, tiny plastic Mr. Mination, tiny plastic mumblebee, tiny plastic mutant elf, tiny plastic Norville Rogers, tiny plastic orphan, tiny plastic peacannon, tiny plastic Queen Bee, tiny plastic reindeer, tiny plastic Rene C. Corman, tiny plastic Rudolph the Red, tiny plastic Scott the Miner, tiny plastic Scream Queen, tiny plastic sea elf, tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit, tiny plastic skeletal reindeer, tiny plastic spiderbugbear, tiny plastic stocking mimic, tiny plastic strand of DNA, tiny plastic sweet nutcracker, tiny plastic sword, tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf, tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf, tiny plastic the Free Man, tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare, tiny plastic Toybot, tiny plastic trollipop, tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo, tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku, tiny plastic warbear, tiny plastic warbear fortress, tiny plastic wild beaver, tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer, tiny plastic Your Brain, tiny plastic yuleviathan, tiny top hat and cane, to-go brew, toasted brie, toast with cold jelly, toast with hot jelly, toast with jam, toast with sleaze jelly, toast with spooky jelly, toast with stench jelly, tobiko-infused sake, tobiko marble soda, tobiko pocky, To Build an Igloo, toe jam, toe jam toast, tomayohawk-style reflex hammer, tomb-opener, tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie, Tome of Clip Art, Tome of Rad Libs, Tome of Snowcone Summoning, tonic o' Banderas, too legit potion, top, tourmalime, tourmalime tourniquet, toxic globule, toxic mop, toxo, toy crazy train, toy Crimbot mega face, toy Crimbot power glove, toy Crimbot rocket legs, toy Crimbot super fist, toy deathbot, toy hoverpad, toy jet pack, Toyleporter, toy maglev monorail, toy mercenary, toy ray gun, toy six-seater hovercraft, toy soldier, toy space helmet, toy taijijian, toy train, Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans, traditional Crimbo cookie, traffic jam, traffic jam toast, Trafikoan, training belt, training helmet, training legwarmers, training scroll: Shattering Punch, training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique, training scroll: Snokebomb, transdermal smoke patch, transmission from planet Xi, transparent nog, transporter transponder, Transylvania Sling, Trash, a Memoir, trash net, Travoltan trousers, tree-eating kite, tree-shaped Crimbo cookie, tree skirt, Tremella Tarantella mushroom, trench coat, trench lighter, triad summoning scroll, triangular CRIMBCOOKIE, triggerfingerbone, trilobite candy mold, trilobite fossil, TRIO cup of beer, triple barreled barrel gun, Trivial Avocations board game, Trivial Avocations Card: What?, Trivial Avocations Card: When?, Trivial Avocations Card: Where?, Trivial Avocations Card: Who?, Tropical Crimbo Hat, tropical Crimbo pressie, Tropical Crimbo Shorts, Tropical Crimbo Sword, tropical paperweight, tropical wrapping paper, trousers of the white knight, trout fang, Trout Fishing in Loathing, troutsers, trusty torch, Truthsayer, tryptophan dart, tube of herbal ointment, tunac, turkey blaster, Turpin, Turtive, Turtle Bowl, turtle voicebox, twice-haunted screwdriver, twitching claw, twitching space egg, Ultimate Mind Destroyer, ultracoagulator, Ultracolor™ shirt, ultrafondue, Ultrasoldier Serum, Unagnimated Gnome, unappetizing mayolus, unbearable light, uncapped blue lava bottle, uncapped green lava bottle, uncapped red lava bottle, Uncle Crimbo's hat, Uncle Crimbo's Rations, Uncle Crimbo's Sack, Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide, Uncle Hobo's belt, Uncle Hobo's epic beard, Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves, Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants, Uncle Hobo's highest bough, Uncle Hobo's stocking cap, Uncle Romulus, Uncle Romulus (used), Unconscious Collective Dream Jar, Underworld acorn, Underworld flail, Underworld sapling, Underworld truncheon, Underworld trunk, unearthed volcanic meteoroid, unemployed hunchbacked minion, unfinished fruitcake, unfinished ice sculpture, unfinished pleasure, Unfortunato's foolscap, Ungulant, uniclops egg, uninteresting mayolus, Unionize The Elves sign, universal antivenin, unopened diabolic pizza cube box, Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper, unpowered Robortender, unremarkable duffel bag, unsmoothed velvet, unspeakable lozenges, Unspeakachu, unstable DNA, unstable laser battery, Unstable Pointy Ears, unwound cymbal-playing monkey, Uovo Marcio Shiraz, upsy daisy, Ur-Donut, Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad, valuable coin, vampire duck-on-a-string, Vamprey, vampyric cloake, Van der Graaf helmet, vanilla-frosted king cake, vanity stone, van key, Vaporpoise, velvet choker, very hot lunch, very pointy crown, very small red dress, vesper, V for Vivala mask, Vial of jus de larmes, vial of holy water, vial of humanoid growth hormone, vibrating cyborg knife, vibrating mushroom, Vicar's Tutu, Violet Hunt Invitation, viral video, viscous lava globs, vitachoconutriment capsule, Vivian's Vitamin, vodka barracuda, Vodka Matryoshka, vodka stinger, Volcoino, voter registration form, Vulgure, VYKEA blood rune, VYKEA bracket, VYKEA dowel, VYKEA frenzy rune, VYKEA hex key, VYKEA instructions, VYKEA lightning rune, VYKEA mead, VYKEA meatballs, VYKEA plank, VYKEA rail, VYKEA woadpaint, waders, wad of used tape, Waifuton, Wal-Mart "diamond" ring, Wal-Mart gift certificate, Wal-Mart nametag, Wal-Mart overalls, Wal-Mart snowglobe, Wal-Mart tattoo kit, Walford's bucket, walrus ice cream, wand of fudge control, warbear accoutrements chunk, warbear auto-anvil, warbear badge, warbear battery, warbear battle greaves, warbear bearserker greaves, warbear bearserker mead, warbear bearserker potion, warbear beeping telegram, warbear black box, warbear blizzard mead, warbear breakfast machine, warbear breakfast machine assembler, warbear ceremonial party pants, warbear chemistry lab, warbear dress bracers, warbear dress greaves, warbear dress helmet, warbear drone assembler, warbear drone codes, warbear electric long johns, warbear electric warscarf, warbear electro-spiked helm, warbear empathy chip, warbear empathy chip (used), warbear energy bracers, warbear exhaust manifold, warbear exo-arm, warbear fancy fedora, warbear feasting bread, warbear feasting mead, warbear feathered fedora, warbear fleece-lined long johns, warbear fleece-lined warscarf, warbear foil hat, warbear goggles, warbear gyro, warbear gyrocopter, warbear heated ushanka, warbear helm fragment, warbear high-efficiency still, warbear high festival pants, warbear hoverbelt, warbear hoverbelt piecepart, warbear induction oven, warbear jackhammer drill press, warbear laser beacon, warbear laser bowtie, warbear lined ushanka, warbear liquid lasers, warbear liquid overcoat, warbear long johns, warbear LP-ROM burner, warbear metalworking primer, warbear metalworking primer (used), warbear nuclear bowtie, warbear officer greaves, warbear officer requisition box, warbear oil pan, warbear party pants, warbear plain fedora, warbear plain helm, warbear plain ushanka, warbear plasma bowtie, warbear polarized goggles, warbear procedural hilarity drone, warbear rejuvenation potion, warbear requisition box, warbear robo-camouflage unit, warbear sequential gaiety distribution system, warbear snowblindness goggles, warbear soda machine, warbear soda machine assembler, warbear spiked helm, warbear superpotion, warbear thermoregulator bread, warbear trouser fragment, warbear wardance potion, warbear warrior bread, warbear warscarf, warbear whosit, warehouse key, warm gravy, warm war shawarma, wasabi-infused sake, wasabi marble soda, wasabi pocky, water log, waterlogged cloth, waterlogged crate, waterlogged leather, waterlogged metal, waterlogged stuffing, waterlogged wood, water purification pills, wax booze, wax bugbear, wax face, wax hand, wax hat, wax lips, wax pancake, wax pants, weasel stomping pants, weathered barrel, wedge of gray cheese, weegee sqouija, weighted paperclip chain, weird space book, Wendtigo, western-style skinning knife, Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence, Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking, Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud, wet venom duct, wheel, whimpering willow bark, whisker pencil, whiskey squeeze, white candygram, white candy heart, White Dragon Fang, White Hyborian, white mana, white Xanadian, whittled bear figurine, whittled flail, whittled flute, whittled fox figurine, whittled owl figurine, whittled shorts, whittled tiara, whittled walking stick, whittled wand, whole roasted chicken, whole turkey leg, whoopie cushion, wickerbits, wicker clicker, wicker kickers, wicker knickers, wicker slicker, wicker sticker, wicker ticker, wicksilver ring, wicksilver spurs, willyweed, wind-up chattering teeth, wind-up meatcar, wind-up spider, windicle, wings of fire, Winifred's whistle, witch's bra, witch's bread, witch's brew, Witchess Set, witch hat, wizard action figure, wok lobster, wolfman mask, Wolfman Nardz, wolf whistle, woolen cravat, wool sock, Work is a Four Letter Sword, Workytime Tea, World's Blackest-Eyed Peas, world's most unappetizing beverage, wrapping paper, wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie, Wrecked Generator, wrench, wrench handle, wriggling tentacle, wriggling worm, wristwatch of the white knight, wrought-iron flakes, wrought-iron waders, wrought-iron walker, wrought-iron whisk, wrought-iron widget, wrought-iron wig, wrought-iron winch crank, Wullabye, wumpus-hair bolo, wumpus-hair loincloth, wumpus-hair net, wumpus-hair sweater, wumpus-hair whip, wumpus-hair wig, wumpus hair, X, X-32-F snowman crate, X-37 gun, x-ray specs, Xiblaxian 5D printer, Xiblaxian alloy, Xiblaxian cache locator simcode, Xiblaxian circuitry, Xiblaxian crystal, Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode, Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner, Xiblaxian holo-bowtie, Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode, Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube, Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey, Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl, Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers, Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest, Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito, Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles, Xiblaxian holo-training simcode, Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter, Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode, Xiblaxian polymer, Xiblaxian residence-cube, Xiblaxian space-whiskey, Xiblaxian stealth cowl, Xiblaxian stealth trousers, Xiblaxian stealth vest, Xiblaxian ultraburrito, Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles, Xi Receiver Unit, xo-skeleton-in-a-box, yellow candygram, yellow candy heart, yellow drunki-bear, yellow glowstick, yellow gummi ingot, yellow matter custard, yellow pixel, yellow pixel potion, yellow puck, yellow puck with a bow on it, yellow seashell, yellow snowcone, yellow submarine, yellow traffic cone, Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher, yield shield, yo, yo-yo, Young Man's Cargo Load, Young Man's Crew Sequester, your cowboy boots, your own black heart, yule gruel, yule pup, yuletide troll chrysalis, Yuleviathan necklace, yummy death watch beetle, zaibatsu level 1 card, zaibatsu level 2 card, zaibatsu level 3 card, zaibatsu lobby card, Ze™ goggles, zen motorcycle, zombie, zombie pineal gland, Zoodriver, zoological sample kit, Zu Mannkäse Dienen, Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)

===Bookshelf Books===
11th Precinct, Chateau Mantegna, Florist Friar, GameInformPowerDailyPro Subscription, Gingerbread City, Granny Todd's Thanksgarden Catalog, Gygaxian Libram, haunted doghouse, Libram of BRICKOs, Libram of Candy Heart Summoning, Libram of Divine Favors, Libram of Love Songs, Libram of Resolutions, Libram of Taffy, Lovebugs, Mayo Clinic, McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning, New-You Club Membership, Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them, Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome, shrine to the Barrel god, Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire, Source Terminal, Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts, Thinknerd Grimoire, Tome of Clip Art, Tome of Smithsness, Tome of Snowcone Summoning, Tome of Sugar Shummoning, Winter Garden, Witchess Set, Xi Receiver Unit

===Skills===
5-D Earning Potential, Acquire Rhinestones, Ancestral Recall, Army of Toddlers, Asbestos Heart, Asdon Martin: Bean Bag Cannon, Asdon Martin: Missile Launcher, Asdon Martin: Spring-Loaded Front Bumper, Astute Angler, Beach Combo, Beardfreeze, Belch The Rainbow, Bend Hell, Blood Blade, Blood Bond, Blood Bubble, Blood Bucatini, Blood Frenzy, Bow-Legged Swagger, Bram's Bloody Bagatelle, Breathe Out, Budget Conscious, Candyblast, Carol of the Bulls, Carol of the Hells, Carol of the Thrills, Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau, Communism!, Compress, Cringle's Curative Carol, Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin, Dark Ritual, Digitize, Dinsey Operations Expert, Disintegrate, Drinking to Drink, Duplicate, Eldritch Intellect, Eternal Flame, Evoke Eldritch Horror, Executive Narcolepsy, Expert Corner-Cutter, Extract, Fashionably Late, Fifteen Minutes of Flame, Firegate, Frigidalmatian, Frost Bite, Gallapagosian Mating Call, Garbage Nova, Get Big, Giant Growth, Gingerbread Mob Hit, Grease Up, Healing Salve, Holiday Weight Gain, Hypersane, Incredible Self-Esteem, Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration, Inscrutable Gaze, Intimidating Mien, Iron Palm Technique, Jingle Bells, Käsesoßesturm, Kung Fu Hustler, Licorice Rope, Lightning Bolt, Love Mixology, Lunch Break, Macrometeorite, Managerial Manipulation, Mathematical Precision, Meteor Lore, Meteor Shower, Micrometeorite, Natural Born Skeleton Killer, Object Quasi-Permanence, Offensive Joke, Olfactory Burnout, Paul's Passionate Pop Song, Perfect Freeze, Pinch Ghost, Portscan, Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety, Pyromania, Quantum Movement, Quiet Desperation, Quiet Determination, Quiet Judgement, Rainbow Gravitation, Rapid Prototyping, Refusal to Freeze, Rotten Memories, Ruthless Efficiency, Shattering Punch, Shivering Monkey Technique, Shrap, Silent Hunter, Silent Knife, Silent Slam, Silent Slice, Silent Squirt, Silent Treatment, Sloppy Secrets, Snokebomb, Speluck, Stack Lumps, Stealth Mistletoe, Steely-Eyed Squint, Stringozzi Serpent, Summon "Boner Battalion", Summon Crimbo Candy, Summon Geeky Gifts, Summon Taffy, Surge of Icing, Sweet Synthesis, Tattle, Torment Plant, Toynado, Turbo, Unaccompanied Miner, Unoffendable, Vent Rage Gland, Volcanometeor Showeruption, Wassail

===Familiars===
Adventurous Spelunker, Aiolion, Amanitee, Ancient Yuletide Troll, Angry Jung Man, Artistic Goth Kid, Astral Badger, Attention-Deficit Demon, Baby Bugged Bugbear, Baby Mayonnaise Wasp, Baby Mutant Rattlesnake, Baby Sandworm, Baby Yeti, Bad Vibe, Bicycle, Blavious Kloop, Bloovian Groose, Bluzzard, Bowlet, BRICKO chick, Bulky Buddy Box, Cantelope, Caramel, Carpricorn, Casagnova Gnome, Cat Burglar, Chauvinist Pig, Ched, Cheshire Bat, Chocolate Lab, Coffee Pixie, Comma Chameleon, Cornbeefadon, Cotton Candy Carnie, Crimbo Elf, Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E., Crimbo Shrub, Cute Meteor, Cycloney, Cymbal-Playing Monkey, Dancing Frog, Dandy Lion, Dataspider, Disembodied Hand, Disgeist, Doppelshifter, Dramatic Hedgehog, Dressage, Emo Squid, Evil Teddy Bear, Fancypants Scarecrow, Faux, Feather Boa Constrictor, Feral Kobold, Fist Turkey, Flaming Face, Flan, Frumious Bandersnatch, Galloping Grill, Garbage Fire, Gazelleton, Ghosprey, Glamare, Globmule, Gluttonous Green Ghost, God Lobster, Golden Monkey, Gorillape, Green Pixie, Grim Brother, Grimstone Golem, Hand Turkey, Hanukkimbo Dreidl, Happy Medium, He-Boulder, Hippo Ballerina, Holiday Log, Homemade Robot, Hunchbacked Minion, Inflatable Dodecapede, Intergnat, Jack-in-the-Box, Jill-O-Lantern, Jitterbug, Knob Goblin Organ Grinder, Lepardner, Li'l Xenomorph, Lil' Barrel Mimic, Llama Lama, Machine Elf, Mad Hatrack, Mechamelion, Mini-Adventurer, Mini-Crimbot, Mini-Hipster, Mini-Skulldozer, Morphan, Ms. Puck Man, Mu, Mustardigrade, Mutant Cactus Bud, Mutant Fire Ant, Mutant Gila Monster, Nanorhino, Nervous Tick, Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot, Nursine, O.A.F., Obtuse Angel, Oppossum, Optimistic Candle, Pair of Ragged Claws, Pair of Stomping Boots, Party Mouse, Peaclock, Penguin Goodfella, Peppermint Rhino, Personal Raincloud, Pet Coral, Pet Rock, Piano Cat, Pillowbug, Pimpsqueak, Plastic Pirate Skull, Pocket Professor, Pottery Barn Owl, Psychedelic Bear, Puck Man, Pygmy Bugbear Shaman, Reagnimated Gnome, Reanimated Reanimator, RoboGoose, Robortender, Robot Reindeer, Rockin' Robin, Rock Lobster, Rogue Program, Ruffalo, Sausage Golem, Sequestrian, Shudder, Sledgehamster, Slotter, Sludgepuppy, Smashmoth, Snoutlet, Snow Angel, Snowy Owl, Software Bug, Space Jellyfish, Spirit Hobo, Squamous Gibberer, Squib, Steam-Powered Cheerleader, Stocking Mimic, Stooper, Straypler, Sugar Fruit Fairy, Sweet Nutcracker, Teddy Bear, Teddy Borg, Temporal Riftlet, Tickle-Me Emilio, Toothsome Rock, Trafikoan, Trick-or-Treating Tot, Turpin, Turtive, Twitching Space Critter, Unconscious Collective, Underworld Bonsai, Ungulant, Uniclops, Unspeakachu, Vamprey, Vaporpoise, Vulgure, Waifuton, Warbear Drone, Wendtigo, Wild Hare, Wind-up Chattering Teeth, Wizard Action Figure, Wullabye, Xiblaxian Holo-Companion, XO Skeleton, Yule Hound

===Clan Items===
April Shower, Ball Pit, Clan Floundry, Clan Hot Dog Stand, Clan Love Tester, Clan Speakeasy, Clan Swimming Pool, Crimbo Tree, Fax Machine, Looking Glass, Pool Table

===Miscellaneous===
Grumpy Bumpkin's Seed Catalog, My Own Pen Pal kit

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