View source for Staph of homophones

{{item|
itemid=5649|
descid=771181541|
desc=This ate-foot staph is rot of timbre maid from sturdy seeder would. A corps of guilt quarts ads wait and axe as a channel threw witch thee castor can chute bolts of lightening at his oar her soon too bee chard faux.|
type=weapon (2-handed staff)|
power=130|
powertype=Damage|
stat=Muscle|
statreq=45|
autosell=135|
enchantment=Mysticality +7<br />+5 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.}}

==Recipe==
{| class="recipe"
|- class="row1"
! {{supersmith}}
| [[disease]]
| [[facsimile dictionary]]
|- class="row2"
! {{equals}}
| colspan="2" | [[staph of homophones]]
|}

==Notes==
*This item must be equipped at [[rollover]] in order to earn the extra adventures.
*While this staff is equipped, any word that has a homophone is replaced with [[:File:homophones.txt|one of the possible homophones]].
*Being [[Wanged]] protects from this chat effect.
*Not surprisingly, the description is a homophone of the following:
*:This eight-foot staff is wrought of timber made from sturdy cedar wood. A core of gilt quartz adds weight and acts as a channel through which the caster can shoot bolts of lightning at his or her soon to be charred foe.
*The staph has no effect on skill results.

==References==
*"[[wikipedia:Staphylococcus|Staph]]", pronounced like "staff", is a nickname for a genus of bacteria.
*This weapon is the Mystical counterpart to the [[sword behind inappropriate prepositions]].

==See Also==
*[[Mysticality Modifiers]]
*[[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*[[Chat_Guide:_Miscellaneous#Chat_Effects|Chat Effects]]

==Collection==
<collection>5649</collection>

[[Category:Melee Weapons]]
[[Category:2-Handed Weapons]]
[[Category:Staves]]
[[Category:Items with a chat effect]]