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Here's a comprehensive list of everything in the game that increases how much you gain in stats after a fight. These items affect only monster encounters, and not other encounters. Because there are only a few items that do this, you may find it more effective to increase [[Monster Level]] too. Any fractional stat points you gain will vary [[Random Number Generator|randomly]] between the next integer and the last integer, depending on how close it is to either.

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==Absolute Gains==
The items in this table list mechanics which increase stat gains by a set amount. In some cases, variable increases may be more beneficial.
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! Source
! Source<br />Type
! Extra<br />Substats/Fight
! Duration
! Cost
! Prereq
! Notes
|-
| [[Cereal Killer]]
| [[Mom|Mom Sea Monkee]]
!data-sort-value=200| 200
| 50 turns
|
|
|
*Ask [[Mom]] for a bowl of cereal
|-
| [[Feel Lost]]
| Skill
!data-sort-value=30| 30
| 20 turns
|
|[[Emotionally Chipped]]
|
* Obtained from [[Feeling Lost]]
*+60% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*[[Teleportitis|Random Adventuring]]
|-
|Up Sea Daisy (Plant)
|[[The Florist Friar's Cottage]]
!data-sort-value=30| 30
| Always
|
|[[Order of the Green Thumb Order Form]]
|
*Underwater Only
|-
|[[Bloody Grin]]
|Booze
!data-sort-value=25| 25 Mus
|50 turns
|
*Item Loss
*3 Drunk
|Level 6
|
*Obtained from [[whiskey in a broken glass]]
*Bonus applies only in [[The Time-Twitching Tower]]
*+500% Physical Damage ([[The Time-Twitching Tower]] only)
|-
|[[Brainworm]]
|Booze
!data-sort-value=25| 25 Mys
|50 turns
|
*Item Loss
*3 Drunk
|Level 6
|
*Obtained from [[shot of mescal]]
*Bonus applies only in [[The Time-Twitching Tower]]
*+200% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]] ([[The Time-Twitching Tower]] only)
|-
|[[Herbal Pert]]
|Booze
!data-sort-value=25| 25 Mox
|50 turns
|
*Item Loss
*3 Drunk
|Level 6
|
*Obtained from [[glass of herbal tequila]]
*Bonus applies only in [[The Time-Twitching Tower]]
*+250% [[Combat Initiative]] ([[The Time-Twitching Tower]] only)
|-
| [[Fire cracked]]
| Food
! 20
| 20 turns
| 
*Item loss
*1 full
|
|
* Obtained from [[fire crackers]].
|-
| [[Mer-kin dragbelt]]
| Accessory
!data-sort-value=20| 20 Mus
| Always
|
| 85 Mus
|
* [[Underwater adventuring|Underwater]] Only
* [[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-25%</font>
* May not equip more than one
|-
| [[Mer-kin eyeglasses]]
| Accessory
!data-sort-value=20| 20 Mys
| Always
|
| 85 Mys
|
* [[Underwater adventuring|Underwater]] Only
* [[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] <font color="red">-300</font>
* May not equip more than one
|-
| [[Mer-kin gutgirdle]]
| Accessory
!data-sort-value=20| 20 Mox
| Always
|
| 85 Mox
|
* [[Underwater adventuring|Underwater]] Only
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] <font color="red">-300</font>
* May not equip more than one
|-
| [[snow belt]]
| Accessory
!data-sort-value=15| 5 Mus<br/>5 Mys<br/>5 Mox
| Always
|
|
|
* +8 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s) per day when equipped]]
* [[:Category:Items Lost at Rollover|Disappears]] at the end of the day
|-
| [[Space Tripping]]
| Item
!data-sort-value=12| 4 Mus<br/>4 Mys<br/>4 Mox
| 10 turns
|
|
|
* Obtained from [[buffed alien drugs]]
|-
|[[HOA zombie eyes]]
| Accessory
!data-sort-value=10| 10
| Always
|
| 100 Mys
|
* [[Combat_Frequency|Monsters will be more attracted to you]]
* All Attributes <font color="red">-100%</font>
* May not equip more than one
|-
| [[Grrrrrrreat!]]
| Food
!data-sort-value=10| 10 Mus
| 5 turns
| 
*Item loss
*1 full
|
|
* Obtained from [[tiger-lily's milk]].
|-
| [[Oh Snap]]
| Food
!data-sort-value=10| 10 Mox
| 5 turns
|
*Item loss
*1 full
|
|
* Obtained from [[dragon snaps]].
|-
| [[Powdered]]
| Food
!data-sort-value=10| 10 Mys
| 5 turns
| 
*Item loss
*1 full
|
|
* Obtained from [[powdered donut]].
|-
| [[Staff of the Woodfire]]
| Weapon (1H)
!data-sort-value=10| 10 Mys
| Always
|
| 150 Mys
|
* [[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
* [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +100%
* [[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 5-15 MP per adventure
* Can be jiggled to do {{element|Hot}}, {{element|Spooky}}, and {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
| [[Sweetbreads Flambé]]
| Item
!data-sort-value=10| 10
| 25 turns
|
|
|
* Obtained from [[Greek fire]]
* +25 [[Monster Level]]
|-
| [[Underworld flail]]
| Weapon (2H)
!data-sort-value=10| 10 Mox
| Always
|
| 150 Mox
|
* [[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +30
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
|-
| [[deep six-shooter]]
| Weapon (1H)
!data-sort-value=10| 10 Mox
| Always
|
| 85 Mox
|
* [[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +40
* +6% [[Critical Hit Chance|Chance of Critical Hit]]
* Only when also equipping a [[sea holster]]
|-
| [[Underworld truncheon]]
| Weapon (2H)
!data-sort-value=10| 10 Mus
| Always
|
| 150 Mus
|
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20%
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
|-
| [[Cursed tricorn hat]]
| hat
!10
| Always
|
| 50 Mox
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +25
*+5 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day when equipped]]
|-
| [[Proficient Pressure]]
| Item
! 8
| 5-15 turns
| Item loss
|
|
* Obtained from [[pressurized potion of proficiency]].
|-
| [[Phoenix, Right?]]
| Spleen Item
! 6
| 20 turns
| 
*Item loss
*1 Spleen
|
|
* Obtained from [[glimmering phoenix feather]]
|-
| [[belt of Ogrekind]]
| Accessory
! 5 Mus
| Always
| 
| 40 Mus
|
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +25%
* May not equip more than one
|-
| rowspan="2" | [[Crimbo Nostalgia]]
| Food
! rowspan="2" | 5
| rowspan="2" | 50 turns
| 
*Item loss
*3 full 
| rowspan="2" | 
|
* Obtained from [[can of franks 'n' beans]]
|-
|Booze
| 
*Item loss
*3 drunk
|
* Obtained from [[bottle of peppermint schnapps]]
|-
| [[Crimbo smile]]
| Off-Hand Item
! 5
| Always
| 
|
|
* Bonus for December only
|-
|[[cursed stats]]
|Off-Hand Item
!5
|Always
|&nbsp;
|<small>[[Avatar of Shadows Over Loathing]]</small>
|
*Only available in an [[Avatar of Shadows Over Loathing]] [[special challenge path|challenge path]]
*[[Base Stat Limiters|Base stats limited]] to 69
*Can be uncursed into a [[uncursed stats|weaker variant]]
|-
| [[Easy Riding]]
| Skill ([[Avatar of Sneaky Pete|AoSP]])
! 5
| Always
|
| [[Avatar of Sneaky Pete|AoSP]]
|
|-
| [[Master Thief's utility belt]]
| Accessory
! 5 Mox
| Always
| 
| 40 Mox
|
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +25%
* May not equip more than one
|-
| [[Moon'd]]
| Effect
! 5
| 20 turns
|
| [[Mysterious island arena quest|Arena quest]] completed as hippy
| 
*Obtained by choosing '''Party with the free spirits ''' at the [[Mysterious Island Arena]] if completed with [[Jam band flyers|Jam Band Flyers]]
*Can get effect once per day
|-
| [[Play a Guitar Solo]]
| Combat Skill
! 5
| 1 combat
| 10 MP
|
|
* Enabled by wearing [[Elvish sunglasses]] and equipping [[:Category:guitars|guitars]] or [[:Category:Banjos|Banjos]]
* Once per fight only
|-
| [[primitive alien necklace]]
| Accessory
! 5
| Always
| 
| 10 Mys
|
*+25 {{element|Cold}}
*Regenerate 2-4 [[HP_Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP_Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
|-
| [[Tapped In]]
| Item
! 5
| 20 turns
| Item loss
|
|
* Obtained from [[BROS Energy Drink]]
|-
| [[the Ley Incursion's waist]]
| Accessory
! 5 Mys
| Always
| 
| 40 Mys
|
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +25%
* May not equip more than one
|-
| [[bowl of petunias]]
| Off-Hand Item
! 4
| Always
|
| 44 Mys
|
* All Attributes +4
* +4 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day when equipped]]
* Regenerate 4-8 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
|-
| rowspan="2" | [[Human-Weird Thing Hybrid]]
|Effect
! rowspan="2" | 4
|Intrinsic
|None
|Installed [[Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab]]
|
|-
| Item
| 30 turns
| Item Loss
| None
|
*Obtained from [[Gene Tonic: Weird]]
|-
| [[Loathing Legion necktie]]
| Accessory
! 4
| Always
|
|
|
* Folded from a [[Loathing Legion knife]].
* Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
* May not equip more than one
|-
| [[Nutrient-Rich]]
| Food
! 4
| 100 turns
| 
*Item loss
*2 full
|
|
* Obtained from [[limp broccoli]]
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +50%
* [[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +25%
|-
| [[Pride]]
| Passive Skill
! 4
| Always
|
| [[Bad Moon]]
|
* Stomach capacity <font color="red">-1</font>
|-
| [[Thor's Pliers]]
| Weapon (1H)
! 4
| Always
|
|
|
* Lets You Smith and Make Jewelry Faster
* [[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 6-9 MP per adventure
* +20% [[Pickpocket]] Chance
* Regular Attacks Can't Miss
* Allows You to Ply Reality
* Regenerates Lightning Power (in Heavy Rains only)
|-
| [[Wal-Mart nametag]]
| Accessory
! 4 Mys
| Always
|
| 50 Mys
|
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +40%
* +10% [[Critical Spell Chance|Chance of Spell Critical Hit]]
|-
| [[Wal-Mart overalls]]
| Pants
! 4 Mox
| Always
|
| 50 Mox
|
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +40%
* [[Combat Initiative]] +30%
|-
| [[Wal-Mart snowglobe]]
| Off-Hand Item
! 4 Mus
| Always
|
| 50 Mus
|
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +40%
* +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[You Read The Manual]]
| Item
! 4 Mys
| 20 turns
| Item loss
|
|
* Obtained from [[O'RLY manual]]
|-
| [[eleven-gallon hat|X-gallon hat]]
| Hat
! 3
| Always
|
| [[Avatar of West of Loathing|Path]]
|
* X is equal to level
* All Attributes +X
|-
| [[2 Hearts, 1 Mind]]
| Item
! 3
| 50 turns
| Item loss
|
|
* Obtained from [[essential cameraderie]]
* +3 [[Familiar Weight|Familiar Experience]] Per Combat
|-
|[[9-Volt-Charged]]
|Item
!3
|30 turns
|Item Loss
|None
|
*Obtained from [[Battery (9-Volt)]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +50%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +50%
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 5-10 MP per adventure
*Grants one use of [[Shocking Lick]]
*Restores 80 [[MP]], or 40 energy as a [[You, Robot|Robot]]
|-
| [[adobe abaya]]
| Shirt
! 3 Mox
| Always
|
|40 Mox
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
*[[Adobe Abaya Subscription|Subscribe]] for access to Premium Enchantments&trade;
|-
| [[adobe adze]]
| Weapon (1H)
! 3 Mus
| Always
|
|40 Mus
|
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*[[Adobe Adze Subscription|Subscribe]] for access to Premium Enchantments&trade;
|-
| [[adobe ayam]]
| Hat
! 3 Mys
| Always
|
|40 Mys
|
*+20% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*[[Adobe Ayam Subscription|Subscribe]] for access to Premium Enchantments&trade;
|-
| [[Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (effect)|Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude]]
| |Skill ([[Accordion Thief|AT]])
!data-sort-value=3| 1 Mus<br/>1 Mys<br/>1 Mox
| 5-20 turns
| 40 MP
| None
|
*Can be cast on other players
|-
| [[astral shirt]]
| Shirt
! 3
| Always
|
|[[Torso Awareness]]
|
* All Attributes +10%
* +3 [[Prismatic Damage]]
|-
| [[Big Veiny Brain]]
| Item
! 3
| 10 turns
| 
*Item loss
*1 Spleen
|
|
* Obtained from [[Knob Goblin learning pill]]
* <span style="color:red">-10% [[Meat from Monsters]]</span>
* <font color="red">-5%</font> [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
| [[Black Tongue]]
| Item
! 3
| 20 turns
| Item loss
|
|
* Obtained from [[black snowcone]]
* Also gives all other [[Snowcones|snowcone]] effects
|-
|[[Car-Charged]]
|Item
!3
|30 turns
|Item Loss
|None
|
*Obtained from [[Battery (car)]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +50%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +50%
*+100% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*+100% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 5-10 MP per adventure
*Grants one use of [[Shocking Lick]]
*Restores 80 [[MP]], or 40 energy as a [[You, Robot|Robot]]
|-
| [[Carol of the Thrills (effect)]]
| Buff Skill
! 3
| 10 turns
| 30 MP
|
|
* Obtained from casting [[Carol of the Thrills (skill)]]
* Skill obtained from using [[Carol of the Thrills]]
|-
| [[Catherine Wheel]]
| Back Item
! 3
| Always
|
|
|
* All attributes +20%
* [[:Category:Items Lost at Rollover|Disappears]] at rollover
|-
| [[Caveman Dan's favorite rock]]
| Accessory
! 3 Mus
| Always
|
| 35 Mus
|
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +60
* +30% [[Items from Monsters|Food Drops from Monsters]]
|-
| [[ceramic celsiturometer]]
| Accessory
! 3 Mys
| Always
|
| 40 Mys
|
* [[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +30
* [[MP_Regeneration|Regenerate]] 6-12 MP per adventure
* Enables use of the [[Ceramic Boil]] skill in combat
* May not equip more than one
|-
| [[ceramic cenobite's robe]]
| Shirt
! 3 Mox
| Always
|
| 40 Mox
|
* Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +20
* Regenerate 4-8 [[HP_Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP_Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
* Enables use of the [[Ceramic Cenobitize]] skill in combat
|-
| [[ceramic centurion shield]]
| Off-Hand Item (Shield)
! 3 Mus
| Always
|
| 40 Mus
|
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +40
* [[HP_Regeneration|Regenerate]] 8-16 HP per adventure
* Enables use of the [[Ceramic Bash]] skill in combat
|-
| [[Cheered Up]]
| Item
! 3
| 20 turns
| Item loss
|
|
* Obtained from potion: [[Cheer-Up soda]]
|-
|[[D-Charged]]
|Item
!3
|30 turns
|Item Loss
|None
|
*Obtained from [[Battery (D)]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +50%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +50%
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 5-10 MP per adventure
*Grants one use of [[Shocking Lick]]
*Restores 80 [[MP]], or 40 energy as a [[You, Robot|Robot]]
|-
| [[Desenfantasmada]]
| Booze
! 3
| 13 turns
| 
*Item loss
*3 drunk
|
|
* Obtained from [[Rompedores de Fantasmas]]
* So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}} (+2)
|-
| [[Feet of Grapefruit]]
| Item
! 3 Mys
| 5 turns
| Item loss
|
|
* Sometimes obtained from [[flavored foot massage oil]]
|-
| [[Feet of Strawberry]]
| Item
! 3 Mox
| 5 turns
| Item loss
|
|
* Sometimes obtained from [[flavored foot massage oil]]
|-
| [[Feet of Watermelon]]
| Item
! 3 Mus
| 5 turns
| Item loss
|
|
* Sometimes obtained from [[flavored foot massage oil]]
|-
| [[fiberglass fedora]]
| Hat
! 3 Mox
| Always
|
| 40 Mox
|
* +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
* Doubles the effectiveness of [[The Sonata of Sneakiness (skill)|The Sonata of Sneakiness]] and [[Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation (skill)|Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation]]
|-
| [[fiberglass foil]]
| Weapon (1H)
! 3 Mus
| Always
|
| 40 Mus
|
* +10 to [[Monster Level]]
* Deals damage and restores some MP at the beginning of each fight
|-
| [[fiberglass frock]]
| Back Item
! 3 Mys
| Always
|
| 40 Mus
|
* [[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +20
* Makes it so dealing Cold damage causes ongoing additional Cold damage
|-
| [[flagstone flag]]
| Off-Hand Item
! 3 Mus
| Always
|
| 40 Mus
|
* +10% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
* Allows use of the [[Flagellate]] skill in combat
|-
| [[flagstone fleece]]
| Back Item
! 3 Mox
| Always
|
| 40 Mox
|
* +3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures]] per day when equipped
* Allows use of the [[Flagstone Fleece Flex]] skill in combat
|-
| [[flagstone flip-flops]]
| Accessory
! 3 Mys
| Always
|
| 40 Mys
|
* [[Combat Initiative]] +40%
* Allows use of the [[Flagstone Flap Flip]] skill in combat
* May not equip more than one
|-
| [[Fire Orange Bottle-Rocket]]
| Combat Skill
! 3
| 1 combat
| 5 MP
|
|
* Enabled by [[bottle-rocket crossbow]]
* Increases monster attack randomly by 10-15
* Increases monster defense randomly by 10-15
* May fire only one rocket per fight per equipped bottle-rocket crossbow
|-
| [[fuzzy polar bear ears]]
| Familiar Item
! 3 Mus
| Always
|
|
|
* +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[gilded trumpet]]
| Weapon (1H)
! 3 Mox
| Always
|
|
|
* Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +5
|-
| [[Good with the Ladies]]
| Adventure
! 3
| 5 turns
| 
*Item loss
*Adventure
|
|
* Obtained by adventuring in [[The Stately Pleasure Dome]] after using a [[tiny bottle of absinthe]]
* Opens a path in the [[Worm Wood Done Quickly]]
|-
| [[googly-ball hat]]
| Hat
! 3 Mys
| Always
|
| 111 Mys
|
* Mysticality +10
|-
| [[googly-heart hat]]
| Hat
! 3 Mox
| Always
|
| 111 Mox
|
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10
|-
| [[googly-star hat]]
| Hat
! 3 Mus
| Always
|
| 111 Mus
|
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
|-
| [[The Halls of Moxiousness]]
| Item
! 3 Mox
| 5-15 turns
| Item loss
|
|
* Obtained from [[peach lozenge]]
|-
| [[The Halls of Muscularity]]
| Item
! 3 Mus
| 5-15 turns
| Item loss
|
|
* Obtained from [[plum lozenge]]
|-
| [[The Halls of Mysticality]]
| Item
! 3 Mys
| 5-15 turns
| Item loss
|
|
* Obtained from [[pear lozenge]]
|-
| [[ice baby]]
| Off-Hand Item
! 3
| Always
|
|
|
* Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|[[Lantern-Charged]]
|Item
!3
|30 turns
|Item Loss
|None
|
*Obtained from [[Battery (lantern)]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +50%
*[[Combat Initiative]] +50%
*+100% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 5-10 MP per adventure
*Grants one use of [[Shocking Lick]]
*Restores 80 [[MP]], or 40 energy as a [[You, Robot|Robot]]
|-
| [[Libra Rising]]
| Item
! 1 Mus<br/>1 Mys<br/>1 Mox
| 10 turns
| Item loss
|
|
* Obtained from a [[disco horoscope (Libra)]]
|-
| [[Liquid Courage]]
| Adventure
! 3
| 20 turns
| 
*12 Adventures
*Item loss
|
|
* Obtained from [[Path of the Mole]]
|-
|[[Makeshift garbage shirt]]
|Shirt
! 3
|Always
|
|[[January's Garbage Tote]]
|
*Additionally doubles stat gains from fights for 37 combats
*+3 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day when equipped]]
*+10 {{element|Stench}}
|-
| [[Memento Moiré]]
| Booze
! 3
| 10 turns
| 
*Item loss
*2 drunk
| Level 2
|
* Obtained from [[shot of nepenthe schnapps]]
|-
| [[miniature candle]]
| Off-Hand Item
! 3
| Always
|
|
|
* +20% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
* [[:Category:Items Lost at Rollover|Disappears]] at rollover
|-
| [[miniature goose mask]]
| Familiar Item
! 3 Mox
| Always
|
|
|
* +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[No Worries]]
| [[A Jukebox]]
! 3
|10 turns
|
|
|
* Obtained by selecting [[A Jukebox#It's Okay, Don't Stress Out|It's Okay, Don't Stress Out]]
|-
| [[Operation Patriot Shield]]
| Off-Hand Item (Shield)
! 3
| Always
|
|
|
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +20
* [[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +20
* [[Damage Reduction]]: +1 per level
* Class-specific enchantments
* Can be [[Throw Shield|thrown in combat]]
* Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
| [[Orange Tongue]]
| Item
! 3
| 20 turns
| Item loss
|
|
* Obtained from [[orange snowcone]]
|-
| [[La Oscuridad Adentro]]
| Booze
! 3 Mys
| 13 turns
| 
*Item loss
*3 drunk
|
|
* Obtained from [[La Fantasma y La Oscuridad]]
* +13 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
* +13 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|[[Overconfidence]]
|Passive Skill ([[Pig Skinner|PS]])
!3 Mus
|Always
|&nbsp;
|[[Pig Skinner]]
|
*Only available in an [[Avatar of Shadows Over Loathing]] [[special challenge path|challenge path]] as a [[Pig Skinner]]
|-
| [[nylon Christmas stockings]]
| Accessory
! 3
| Always
|
| 40 Mys
|
* [[Combat Initiative]] +75%
* [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +50%
* -1 [[Skill MP Cost Modifiers|MP to use Skills]]
* May not equip more than one
|-
| [[petrified wood waist protector]]
| Accessory
! 3
| Always
|
|40 mus
|
* +5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventures]] per day when equipped
* Makes opponents miss their first attack
* May not equip more than one
|-
| [[petrified wood walking pants]]
| Pants
! 3
| Always
|
|40 mox
|
* +10% [[Critical Spell Chance]]
* Make you dodge some attacks
|-
| [[petrified wood water purifier]]
| Off-Hand Item
! 3
| Always
|
|40 mys
|
* +20% [[Meat from Monsters]]
* Adds cold and sleaze damage to spells
|-
| [[pilgrim shield]]
| Off-Hand Item (Shield)
! 3
| Always
|
|
|
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +30
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
* [[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 10-12 HP per Adventure
* [[Items from Monsters#Conditional Bonuses|Weapons from Monsters]] +50%
* [[Damage Reduction]]: +1 per level
* Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
| [[Pompadour]]
| Skill
! 3
| Intrinsic
| Item loss
| [[Avatar of Sneaky Pete|AoSP]]
|
* Option when you [[Check Mirror]]
|-
| [[rare oboe]]
| Weapon (1H)
! 3
| Always
|
| 25 Mox
|
* +10 [[Prismatic Damage]]
|-
| [[shining halo]]
| Accessory
! 3
| Always
|
|
|
* Bonus for Unarmed Characters only
* May not equip more than one
|-
| [[Shiny Happy Cupcake]]
| Item
! 3
| 20 turns
| Item loss
|
|
* Obtained from [[orange-frosted astral cupcake]]
|-
| [[Sangre Brillante]]
| Booze
! 3 Mox
| 13 turns
| 
*Item loss
*3 drunk
|
|
* Obtained from [[Fantasma en la Máquina]]
* [[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 5-6 MP per Adventure
|-
| [[spangly sombrero]]
| Hat
! 3 Mox
| Always
|
| 60 Mox
|
|-
| [[Spooky Putty mitre]]
| Hat
! 3
| Always
|
|
|
* Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
| [[Squatting and Thrusting]]
| Item
! 3 Mus
| 20 turns
| Item loss
|
|
* Obtained from [[Squat-Thrust Magazine]]
|-
| [[stained glass serape]]
| Back Item
! 3 Mox
| Always
|
| 40 Mox
|
*Serious {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}} (+3)
*+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
| [[stained glass shield]]
| Off-Hand Item (Shield)
! 3 Mus
| Always
|
| 40 Mus
|
*Serious {{element|Cold|Resistance}} (+3)
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
|-
| [[stained glass spectacles]]
| Accessory
! 3 Mys
| Always
|
| 40 Mys
|
*Serious {{element|Spooky|Resistance}} (+3)
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*May not equip more than one
|-
| [[Stopping to Smell the Flowers]]
| Effect
! 3
| 40 turns
| Item loss (3 {{plural|papier-mâché glob}}
|
|
* Obtained from [[papier-mâchaeranthera]]
|-
| [[sugar shirt]]
| Shirt
! 3
| 30 combats
|
| [[Torso Awareness]]
|
* Folded from a [[Sugar sheet]].  Lasts for 30 combats, then shatters into 2-3 {{plural|sugar shard}}.
|-
| [[teacher's pen]]
| Accessory
! 3
| Always
|
| 
|
* +2 [[Familiar Weight|Familiar Experience]] Per Combat
|-
| [[terra cotta tie tack]]
| Accessory
! 3 Mox
| Always
|
| 40 Mox
|
* +20% [[Meat from Monsters]]
* Lets you [[Unleash Terra Cotta Army|unleash a terra cotta army]] on your foes
* May not equip more than one
|-
| [[terra cotta tongs]]
| Weapon (1H)
! 3 Mys
| Always
|
| 40 Mys
|
* +5 [[Prismatic Damage]]
* Lets you [[Unleash Terra Cotta Army|unleash a terra cotta army]] on your foes
|-
| [[terra cotta truss]]
| Accessory
! 3 Mus
| Always
|
| 40 Mus
|
* [[Combat Initiative]] +40%
* Lets you [[Unleash Terra Cotta Army|unleash a terra cotta army]] on your foes
* May not equip more than one
|-
| [[tiny glowing red nose]]
| Familiar Item
! 3 Mys
| Always
|
|
|
* +5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Turtle Titters]]
| [[The Mad Tea Party]]
! 3
| 30 turns
|
|
|
* Obtained from wearing a hat with 25 non-space characters in its name
|-
| [[Unstable Pointy Ears]]
| Accessory
! 3
| Always
|
|
|
* [[:Category:Items Lost at Rollover|Disappears]] at the end of the day
|-
| [[vampyric cloake]]
| Back Item
! 3
| Always
|
|
|
*[[Mr. Store]] Item
*+15% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*Maximum HP +level*10
*+25% [[Combat Initiative]]
*+4 [[Extra Rollover Adventures | Adventure(s) per day]]
*Improves the effectiveness of various [[Dark Gyffte]] skills
|-
|[[Virtuosity]]
|Passive Skill ([[Jazz Agent|JA]])
!3 Mox
|Always
|&nbsp;
|[[Jazz Agent]]
|
*Only available in an [[Avatar of Shadows Over Loathing]] [[special challenge path|challenge path]] as a [[Jazz Agent]]
|-
| [[wax lips]]
| Familiar Equipment
! 3
| Always
|
|
|
* Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
| [[Well-Rested]]
| Skill
! 3
| 5 turns
| Adventure
|
|
* Obtained from casting [[Hibernate]]
* Restores all HP
|-
| [[Winning Smile]]
| Item
! 3
| 10 turns
| Item loss
|
|
* Obtained from [[Effermint™ tablets]]
|-
|[[Wisdom of Jarlsberg]]
|Skill ([[Cheese Wizard (class)|CW]])
!3 Mys
|10 turns
|25 MP
|[[Cheese Wizard (class)|Cheese Wizard]]
|
*Obtained from casting [[Reality Shift]]
*Only available in an [[Avatar of Shadows Over Loathing]] [[special challenge path|challenge path]] as a [[Cheese Wizard (class)|Cheese Wizard]]
|-
| [[Wistfully Nostalgic]]
| [[An Old-Timey Radio]]
! 3
| 10 turns
|
|
|
* Obtained randomly
|-
| [[wrought-iron walker]]
| Accessory
! 3 Mox
| Always
|
| 40 Mys
|
* Regenerate 6-10 [[HP_Regeneration|HP]] per adventure
* Makes [[Disco Momentum]] cause passive damage over time
* May not equip more than one
|-
| [[wrought-iron widget]]
| Accessory
! 3 Mys
| Always
|
| 40 Mys
|
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +40
* Adds extra sources of damage to [[Cannelloni Cannon]]
* May not equip more than one
|-
| [[wrought-iron wig]]
| Hat
! 3 Mus
| Always
|
| 40 Mox
|
* +15 {{element|Cold}}
* Makes [[Northern Explosion]] deal additional damage over time
|-
|[[Twangy]]
|Item
! 3
|30 turns
|1 charge
|
|
*Obtained from [[Loathing Idol Microphone]]
*Also adds an additional 4 {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*Also adds an additional 4 {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
|-

|-
| [[ball-in-a-cup]]
| Off-Hand Item
! 2 Mys
| Always
|
|
|
* Can be used once per day for 15-25 {{Mysticality}}
|-
| [[Brilliant Resolve]]
| Item
! 2 Mys
| 20 turns
| Item loss
|
|
* Obtained from [[resolution: be smarter]]
|-
| [[Browbeaten]]
| Item
! 2 Mus
| 25 turns
|
|
|
* Obtained from [[old eyebrow pencil]]
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
|-
| [[candlestick]]
| Weapon (1H)
! 2 Mys
| Always
|
|
|
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +100%
* [[:Category:Items Lost at Rollover|Disappears]] at the end of the day
|-
| [[chalk chain]]
| Accessory
! 2 Mus
| Always
|
|
|
* +1 [[Familiar Weight|Familiar Experience]] Per Combat
* [[Deleveling|Weakens]] attackers
* May not equip more than one
|-
| [[chalk chinos]]
| Pants
! 2 Mys
| Always
|
|
|
* +20% [[Combat Initiative]]
* [[Deleveling|Weakens]] attackers
|-
| [[chalk choker]]
| Accessory
! 2 Mox
| Always
|
|
|
* +20% [[Items from Monsters|Pants Drops from Monsters]]
* [[Deleveling|Weakens]] attackers
* May not equip more than one
|-
| [[chiffon chapeau]]
| Hat
! 2 Mus
| Always
|
|
|
* +10 {{element|Spooky}}
* +10 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
* Deals [[Passive Damage|Cold Damage]] each round
|-
| [[chiffon chaps]]
| Pants
! 2 Mox
| Always
|
|
|
* +10 {{element|Hot}}
* +10 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
* Deals [[Passive Damage|Spooky Damage]] each round
|-
| [[chiffon chemise]]
| Shirt
! 2 Mys
| Always
|
|
|
* +10 {{element|Cold}}
* +10 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
* Deals [[Passive Damage|Sleaze Damage]] each round
|-
| [[Comprehensively Nourished]]
| Food
! 2
| 20 turns
| 
*Item loss
*1 full
| Level 4
|
* Obtained from [[liquid bread]]
|-
| [[crepe paper parachute cape]]
| Back item
! 2 Mus
| Always
|
|
|
* +10 {{element|Cold}}
* +10 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
* Parachute into a battle in a recent zone
|-
| [[crepe paper polka charm]]
| Accessory
! 2 Mox
| Always
|
|
|
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
* [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
* Embrace polka and dance for more items
|-
| [[crepe paper puzzle cube]]
| Off-Hand Item
! 2 Mys
| Always
|
|
|
* +10 {{element|Spooky}}
* +10 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
* Play with it to get more stats after combat
|-
| [[extra-large palm-frond toupee]]
| Hat
! 2
| Always
|
| 60 Mox
|
|-
| [[flaming juggler's balls]]
| Weapon (1H)
! 2
| Always
|
|
|
* +10 {{element|Hot}}
* Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
| [[flapper floppers]]
| Accessory
! 2 Mys
| Always
|
| 35 Mys
|
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +25%
|-
| [[From Nantucket]]
| Item
! 2 Mox
| 20 turns
| Item loss
|
|
* Obtained from [[Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick]]
|-
| [[gumshoes]]
| Accessory
! 2 Mus
| Always
|
| 10 Mus
|
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +25%
|-
| [[handmade hobby horse]]
| Off-Hand Item
! 2 Mus
| Always
|
|
|
* Can be used once per day for 15-25 {{Muscle}}
|-
| [[Helm of the Scream Emperor]]
| Hat
! 2
| Always
|
|
|
* [[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 1-3 MP per adventure
* All Attributes +5%
|-
| [[Irresistible Resolve]]
| Item
! 2 Mox
| 20 turns
| Item loss
|
|
* Obtained from [[resolution: be sexier]]
|-
| [[Jarlsberg's pan]]
| Off-Hand Item
! 2 Mys
| Always
|
|
|
* [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +50%
* [[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per adventure
* +50% [[Items from Monsters|Food Drops from Monsters]]
* [[Damage Reduction]]: 30 (First Hit Only)
*+1 Food Conjuration for Jarlsberg
* Has the same stats in [[Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)|Cosmic portal mode]] but also allows creation of {{plural|Cosmic Calorie}}
|-
| [[loofah ladle]]
| Weapon (1H)
! 2 Mys
| Always
|
|
|
* [[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +30
* Allows use of the [[Loofah Stew]] skill in combat
|-
| [[loofah lavalier]]
| Accessory
! 2 Mox
| Always
|
|
|
* Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +20
* Allows use of the [[Loofah Lava]] skill in combat
* May not equip more than one
|-
| [[loofah lei]]
| Accessory
! 2 Mus
| Always
|
|
|
* [[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +40
* Allows use of the [[Loofah Lei Lasso]] skill in combat
* May not equip more than one
|-
| [[moss mace]]
| Weapon (1H)
! 2 Mus
| Always
|
|
|
*So-So {{element|Hot|Resistance}} (+2)
*Lets you [[Moss Mugging|mug]] a foe
|-
| [[moss mantle]]
| Back Item
! 2 Mox
| Always
|
|
|
*So-So {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}} (+2)
*Lets you [[Drop Mantle|delevel and stun]] a foe
|-
| [[moss medal]]
| Accessory
! 2 Mys
| Always
|
|
|
*So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}} (+2)
*Lets you [[Brandish Moss Medal|impress]] your pasta thrall
*May not equip more than one
|-
| [[norwhal helmet]]
| Hat
! 2 Mys
| Always
|
| 50 Mys
|
* [[Spell Damage]] +60%
* +60% [[Items from Monsters|Booze Drops from Monsters]]
|-
| [[ocarina of space]]
| Weapon (2H)
! 2
| Always
|
| 45 Mox
|
* All Attributes +4
* [[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +5
|-
| [[Pantsgiving]]
| Pants
! 2
| Always
|
|
|
* So-So [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] to All Elements (+2)
* +15% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
* +30% [[Meat from Monsters]]
* Lets you cram in slightly more food.
* Improves resting
* Lets you use various Thanksgivingy skills
|-
| [[Papowerful]]
| Item
! 2
| 5-15 turns
| Item loss
|
|
* Obtained from [[papotion of papower]]
* [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10
|-
| [[paraffin pendant]]
| Accessory
! 2 Mys
| Always
|
|
|
* [[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +10
* Lets you unleash a [[Prismatic Damage|prismatic attack]]
* May not equip more than one
|-
| [[paraffin pith helmet]]
| Hat
! 2 Mus
| Always
|
|
|
* +10 {{element|Cold}}
* Lets you unleash a [[Prismatic Damage|prismatic attack]]
|-
| [[paraffin pseudoaccordion]]
| Weapon (1H)
! 2 Mox
| Always
|
|
|
* +10 {{element|Spooky}}
* Lets you unleash a [[Prismatic Damage|prismatic attack]]
|-
| [[polyester panama hat]]
| Hat
! 2 Mox
| Always
|
|
|
* +10% [[Meat from Monsters]]
* Adds Damage to Disco Dances
|-
| [[polyester parachute]]
| Back Item
! 2 Mus
| Always
|
|
|
* +10% [[Items from Monsters|Weapon Drops from Monsters]]
* Fury Increases Your Initiative
|-
| [[polyester pettipants]]
| Pants
! 2 Mys
| Always
|
|
|
* Serious {{element|Cold|Resistance}} (+3)
* Makes Curse of Vichyssoise Way Better
|-
| [[replica Elf Guard medal]]
| Accessory
! 2
| Always
|
|
|
*+5 [[Elf Warfare Effectiveness]]
*Maximum [[HP Modifiers|HP]]/[[MP Modifiers|MP]] +20
|-
| [[revolver]]
| Weapon (1H)
! 2 Mox
| Always
|
|
|
* [[Combat Initiative]] +50%
|-
| [[Roman sadnals]]
| Accessory
! 2
| Always
|
|35 Mys
|
|-
| [[rope]]
| Weapon (1H)
! 2 Mus
| Always
|
|
|
* +10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
| [[Rosewater Mark]]
| Item
! 2 Mys
| 25 turns
|
|
|
* Obtained from [[old rosewater cream]]
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10
* [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
|-
|[[Saucepanic]]
|Weapon (1H)
!2
| Always
|
|
|
* +5 [[Smithsness]]
* Mysticality +X%
* Lets you gather more Soulsauce
|-
| [[scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker]]
| Item
! 2
| 20 combats
| Item loss
|
|
* Must be attached to a [[scratch 'n' sniff sword]] or [[scratch 'n' sniff crossbow]]. Limit of 3 may be attached. Falls off after 20 combats.
|-
| [[Sepia Tan]]
| Item
! 2 Mox
| 25 turns
|
|
|
* Obtained from [[old bronzer]]
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10
* [[Combat Initiative]] +20% 
|-
| [[set of jacks]]
| Off-Hand Item
! 2 Mox
| Always
|
|
|
* Can be used once per day for 15-25 {{Moxie}}
|-
| [[sneakeasies]]
| Accessory
! 2 Mox
| Always
|
| 60 Mox
|
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +25%
|-
| [[Space Cowboy]]
| Item
! 2
| 15 turns
|
|
|
* Obtained from [[alien drugs]]
|-
| [[Spelunker's fedora]]
| Hat
! 2
| Always
|
| 35 Mox
|
* All Attributes +10%
* +4 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s) per day when equipped]]
|-
| [[Strong Resolve]]
| Item
! 2 Mus
| 20 turns
| Item loss
|
|
* Obtained from [[resolution: be stronger]]
|-
|[[velour valise]]
| Off-Hand item
! 2 Mox
| Always
|
|
|
*+30% [[Items from Monsters|Booze Drops from Monsters]]
*Triples the damage and deleveling of [[Tango of Terror]]
|-
|[[velour veil]]
| Accessory
! 2 Mys
| Always
|
|
|
*+30% [[Items from Monsters|Accessory Drops from Monsters]]
*Triples the damage of [[Fearful Fettucini]]
*May not equip more than one
|-
|[[velour voulge]]
| Weapon (1H)
! 2 Mus
| Always
| 
|
|
*+30% [[Items from Monsters|Weapon Drops from Monsters]]
*Triples the effect of [[Snarl of Three Timberwolves|Snarl of the Timberwolf]]
|-
| [[wicker clicker]]
| Off-Hand Item
! 2 Mox
| Always
|
|
|
* [[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-4 MP per adventure
* [[Cadenza]] will briefly stun opponents
|-
| [[wicker knickers]]
| Pants
! 2 Mys
| Always
|
|
|
* +2 [[Extra Rollover Adventures|Adventure(s) per day when equipped]]
* Increases the effectiveness of [[Shield of the Pastalord]]
|-
| [[wicker slicker]]
| Back Item
! 2 Mus
| Always
|
|
|
* Serious {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}} (+3)
* Lets you use [[Shell Up]] multiple times per fight
|-
| [[witty rapier]]
| Weapon (1H)
! 2 Mys
| Always
|
| 60 Mus
|
|-
| [[Yorick]]
| Off-Hand Item
! 2
| Always
|
| 25 Mys
|
* Regenerate 5-10 [[HP Regeneration|HP]] and [[MP Regeneration|MP]] per adventure
* +15% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
|-
| [[Almost Cool]]
| Item
! 1 Mox
| 15 turns
| Item loss
|
|
* Obtained from potion: [[Mostly-broken sunglasses]]
|-
| [[ankleweights]]
| Accessory
! 1
| Always
|
| 35 Mys
|
* +4 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day when equipped]]
* May not equip more than one
|-
| [[Best Dressed]]
| Skill
! 1 Mox
| Always
|
| [[Avatar of Sneaky Pete|AoSP]]
|
* Also allows you to wear [[shirts]].
|-
| [[cement sandals]]
| Accessory
! 1 Mus
| Always
|
| 10 Mus
|
* [[Combat Initiative]] <span style="color:red">-10%</span>
* May not equip more than one
|-
|[[complicated device]]
|Off-Hand Item
!1
|Always
|&nbsp;
|200 Mys
|
*+1 {{element|Hot}}, {{element|Cold}}, {{element|Stench}}, {{element|Spooky}}, and {{element|Sleaze}}
*+11 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}, {{element|Cold|Spells}}, {{element|Stench|Spells}}, {{element|Spooky|Spells}}, and {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
*+11 to [[Monster Level]]
*+11% [[Combat Initiative]]
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 11
*[[Damage Absorption]] +11
*+11% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*+11% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+11 & +11% [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]], [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]], and [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]]
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +111 & +111%
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +111 & +111%
*Obtained from [[Grandpa|Grandpa Sea Monkee]]
|-
| [[Extra Backbone]]
| Item
! 1 Mus
| 15 turns
| Item loss
|
|
* Obtained from potion: [[really thick spine]]
|-
| [[ga-ga radio]]
| Weapon (2H)
! 1
| Always
|
| 47 Mox
|
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
* [[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +20
|-
| [[Gummi-Grin]]
| Item
! 1 Mus
| 15 turns
| Item loss
|
|
* Obtained from a [[gummi turtle]]
|-
| [[Half a Purse]]
| Off-Hand Item
! 1
| Always
|
|
|
* [[Damage Reduction]]: 3
* +5 [[Smithsness]]
* +X% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
| [[Heart of White]]
| Item
! 1
| 10 turns
| Item loss
|
|
* Obtained from [[white candy heart]]
* All Attributes +3
* +1 [[Familiar Weight|Familiar Experience]] Per Combat
|-
| rowspan="2" | [[Human-Hippy Hybrid]]
|Effect
! rowspan="2" | 1
|Intrinsic
|None
|Installed [[Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab]]
|
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +20
|-
| Item
| 30 turns
| Item Loss
| None
|
*Obtained from [[Gene Tonic: Hippy]]
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +20
|-
| rowspan="2" | [[Human-Orc Hybrid]]
|Effect
! rowspan="2" | 1
|Intrinsic
|None
|Installed [[Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab]]
|
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +40
|-
| Item
| 30 turns
| Item Loss
| None
|
*Obtained from [[Gene Tonic: Orc]]
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +40
|-
| [[Jarlsberg's hat]]
| Hat
! 1 Mys
| Always
|
| [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]]
|
* [[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
* [[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 4-5 MP per adventure
* Only available during an [[Avatar of Jarlsberg]] run
|-
| [[Knowing Smile (effect)|Knowing Smile]]
| Skill
! 1 Mox
| 10 turns
| [[Category:Facial Expression Buff|face buff slot]]
|
|
|-
| [[night-vision goggles]]
| Accessory
! 1 Mox
| Always
|
| 10 Mys
|
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <span style="color:red">-10%</span>
* May not equip more than one
|-
| [[Ogred and Oublietted]]
| Item
! 1 Mus<br/>1 Mys
| 10 turns
| Item loss
|
|
* Obtained from [[Ogres and Oubliettes™ module]]
|-
| [[paperclip-on tie]]
| Accessory
! 1
| Always
|
| 10 Mys
|
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +5
* [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +5
* May not equip more than one
|-
| [[Patient Smile (effect)|Patient Smile]]
| Skill
! 1 Mus
| 10 turns
| [[Category:Facial Expression Buff|face slot]]
|
|
|-
| [[pocketwatch on a chain]]
| Off-Hand Item
! 1 Mys
| Always
|
| 10 Mys
|
* [[Monster Level]] <span style="color:red">-10</span>
|-
| [[Radio KoL Antenna Ball]]
| Accessory
! 1
| Always
|
|
|
* Radio prize
|-
| [[Ready to Snap]]
| Item
! 1 Myst
| 15 turns
| Item loss
|
|
* Obtained from potion: [[ginger snaps]]
|-
| [[red silk skirt]]
| Pants
! 1 Mox
| Always
|
| 62 Mox
|
* +30% Hat/Pants [[Items from Monsters#Equipment|Items from Monsters]]
|-
| [[tin drum]]
| Weapon (2H)
! 1 Mox
| Always
|
|
|
* [[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
* [[Prismatic Damage]] +3
|-
| [[tin foil]]
| Weapon (1H)
! 1 Mus
| Always
|
|
|
* [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
* [[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +10%
|-
| [[tin tam]]
| Hat
! 1 Mys
| Always
|
|
|
* So-So [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] to All Elements (+2)
* [[Damage Reduction]]: 5
|-
| [[troll britches]]
| Pants
! 1
| Always
|
| 42 Mox
|
* [[Monster Level]] +5
|-
|[[uncursed stats]]
|Off-Hand Item
!1
|Always
|&nbsp;
|<small>[[Avatar of Shadows Over Loathing]]</small>
|
*Only available in an [[Avatar of Shadows Over Loathing]] [[special challenge path|challenge path]]
*Obtained from uncursing the [[cursed stats]]
|-
| [[white whip]]
| Weapon (1H)
! 1
| Always
|
|
|
|-
| [[Waders]]
| Pants
! 5
| Always
|
| 30 Mox
|
* +5 [[Fishing Skill]]
* So-So [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance]] to All Elements (+2)
|-
| [[white whip]]
| Weapon (1H)
! 1
| Always
|
|
|
|-
| [[Wry Smile (effect)|Wry Smile]]
| Skill
! 1 Mys
| 10 turns
| [[Category:Facial Expression Buff|face buff slot]]
|
|
|-
| [[Peeled Eyeballs]]
| Item
! <span style="color:red">-1</span>
| 10 turns
| Item loss
|
|
* +20% [[Items from Monsters]]
* <span style="color:red">-30% [[Meat from Monsters]]</span>
|-
| [[Wasabi Sinuses]]
| Item
! <span style="color:red">-1</span>
| 10 turns
| Item loss
|
|
* +40% [[Meat from Monsters]]
* <span style="color:red">-20% [[Items from Monsters]]</span>
|-
| [[Gluttony]]
| Passive Skill
! <font color="red">-2</font>
| Always
|
| [[Bad Moon]]
|
* Stomach capacity +2
|-
| [[The Vitus Virus]]
| Adventure
! <font color="red">-5</font>
| 10 turns
|
| [[Bad Moon]]
|
* Obtained from [[Laboratory]]
* +50% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
|-
| [[Mayor Ghost's sash]]
| Accessory
!data-sort-value=-10| <font color="red">-10</font>
| Always
|
| 100 Mys
|
* +30% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
* <font color="red">-30%</font> [[Meat from Monsters]]
* May not equip more than one
|-
|}

==Variable Gains==
This table lists mechanics which impart variable bonus substats after victorious combats.
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1px" class="sortable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" 
|- | style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
! Source
! Source<br />Type
! Extra<br />Stats
! Duration
! Cost
! Prereq
! Notes
|-
|[[Feel Pride]]
|Combat Skill
! 200%
|Current combat
|
|[[Emotionally Chipped]]
|Usable 3 times per day
|-
|[[Makeshift garbage shirt]]
|Shirt
! 100%
|37 combats
|
|[[January's Garbage Tote]]
|
*+3 Stat(s) Per Fight
*+3 [[Extra PvP Fights|PvP fight(s) per day when equipped]]
*+10 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|[[Jungle Juiced]]
|Effect
!100%
|30 adventures
|
|Level 4
|
*Only applies to the 4 monsters in [[The Deep Dark Jungle]]
*Acquired from [[Jungle Juice]]
|-
|[[Bowl Sideways]]
|Combat Skill
! 50%
|Skill cooldown
|
|[[cosmic bowling ball]]
|
*Duration is equal to the current [[cosmic bowling ball]] cooldown (a number of combats equal to 2 * number of bowling skills used that day + 3), and only applies to the same zone in which the skill was used. Can be re-used whenever the bowling ball returns.
*Also deals passive damage at the start of combat equal to ~55%-65% of each monster's max HP.
|-
|[[Synthesis: Learning]]
|Effect
! 50% Myst
|30 adventures
|Two [[:Category:Complex_Candy|complex candies]];<br />1 Spleen
|[[Sweet Synthesis]] skill
|
|-
|[[Synthesis: Movement]]
|Effect
! 50% Mus
|30 adventures
|Two [[:Category:Complex_Candy|complex candies]];<br />1 Spleen
|[[Sweet Synthesis]] skill
|
|-
|[[Synthesis: Style]]
|Effect
! 50% Mox
|30 adventures
|Two [[:Category:Complex_Candy|complex candies]];<br />1 Spleen
|[[Sweet Synthesis]] skill
|
|-
|[[Spiced Up]]
|Effect
! 20% Mus
|20 adventures
|1 adventure
|[[The Neverending Party]]
|
* Acquired by choosing [[Gone Kitchin'|Check out the kitchen]] in the [[It Hasn't Ended, It's Just Paused]] noncombat, and selecting "Check out the muscle spice"
* Noncombat appears every eight adventures
|-
|[[The Best Hair You've Ever Had]]
|Effect
! 20% Mox
|20 adventures
|1 adventure
|[[The Neverending Party]]
|
* Acquired by choosing [[Basement Urges|Investigate the basement]] in the [[It Hasn't Ended, It's Just Paused]] noncombat, and selecting "Use the hair gel"
* Noncombat appears every eight adventures
|-
|[[Tomes of Opportunity]]
|Effect
! 20% Myst
|20 adventures
|1 adventure
|[[The Neverending Party]]
|
* Acquired by choosing [[A Room With a View... Of a Bed|Head upstairs]] in the [[It Hasn't Ended, It's Just Paused]] noncombat, and selecting "Read the tomes"
* Noncombat appears every eight adventures
|-
|[[familiar scrapbook]]
|Off-hand
!5%-15%
|Always
|
|
|
*5% to all stats is the base level.  
*Stat gains increase by (# of scraps/10) %, capping at 15% (at 100 scraps)
*+5 Familiar Weight
*+1 Familiar Experience per combat
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per adventure
*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 4-6 HP per adventure
|-
|[[The Royal We]]
|Food
!25-50
|30 adventures
|Item Loss; 1 Fullness
|Level 13
|Stat gains start at 25, and increase by 1 every time you clear the [[The Great Big Chessboard|chessboard]], for a maximum of 25 (50 times). Acquired by consuming [[king cookie|king]]/[[queen cookie|queen]] cookie.
|-
|[[Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer]]
|Effect
!0-2
|10 adventures
|Item Loss
|None
|Acquired from [[disintegrating sheet music]].
|-
|[[Full of Wist]]
|Effect
!(player level), capped at [[Eleven|11]]
|10 adventures
|Item Loss
|None
|Obtained from [[BitterSweetTarts]].
|-
|[[Orange Crusher]]
|Effect
!(duration/10) Mus, capped at 5
|10 adventures
|Item Loss
|None
|Obtained from [[Pulled orange taffy]].
|-
|[[Purple Reign]]
|Effect
!(duration/10) Mys, capped at 5
|10 adventures
|Item Loss
|None
|Obtained from [[Pulled violet taffy]].
|-
|[[Cinnamon Challenger]]
|Effect
!(duration/10) Mox, capped at 5
|10 adventures
|Item Loss
|None
|Obtained from [[Pulled red taffy]].
|-
|[[Heavily Breathing]]
|Adventure
!(player level) Mus
|10 adventures
|1 adventure
|None
|Effect can only be generated on [[Generic Summer Holiday]]
|-
|[[Marco Polarity]]
|Adventure
!(player level) Mys
|10 adventures
|1 adventure
|None
|Effect can only be generated on [[Generic Summer Holiday]]
|-
|[[Full-Body Tan]]
|Adventure
!(player level) Mox
|10 adventures
|1 adventure
|None
|Effect can only be generated on [[Generic Summer Holiday]]
|-
|[[The HeyDezebound Heart]]
|Effect
!⌊X/5⌋ (max +100?)
|1 adventure
|Item Loss
|None
|Acquired from [[Pain Dip]]
*X is turns of effect remaining.
*Also gives +X% [[Items from Monsters]] (max +300%) and All Attributes -X% (max -500%?).
|-
|[[navel ring of navel gazing]]
|Accessory
!0 or 3
|
|&nbsp;
|None
|
*After combat effect has 85% chance of firing
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticaity]] +25%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +100%
*-1 [[Skill MP Cost Modifiers|MP to use Skills]]
*[[Damage Reduction]] equal to player level
*Staggers 50% of the time
*[[Run Away]] is  successful (and sometimes free)
*Possible end-of-combat effects include:
**+20% [[Meat from Monsters]]
**+20% [[Items from Monsters]]
**+3 Stat Gains from Fights
**[[MP Restorers|Restore]] 10-20 MP
*May not equip more than one
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|[[Mayflower bouquet]]
|Familiar Equipment
!0 or 5
|
|&nbsp;
|None
|
*Effect may activate randomly after combat
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*Sometimes drops usable flowers after combat
*Potential post-combat effects:
**Familiar experience +3
**+40% [[Meat from Monsters]]
**+25% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
|-
|[[little box of fireworks]]
|Familiar Equipment
!0 or 3
|
|&nbsp;
|None
|
*+5 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*In first round of combat, helps with [[Combat Initiative]], [[Monster Level|delevels]], or does [[Passive Damage]]
*Allows familiar to [[Fire off a Roman Candle]] (does elemental damage and sometimes grants +2 familiar experience)
*After combat, may increase [[Items from Monsters]] or grant 3 extra [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
|-
|[[naughty fortune teller]]
|Off-Hand Item
!0-5
|
|&nbsp;
|None
|
*Higher bonuses for quicker kills
|-
|[[V for Vivala mask]]
|Accessory
!1-7
|
|&nbsp;
|None
|
*Gives 1-3 substats, +4 extra if the finishing blow was critical
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*+10% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Combat Items]] do 50% extra damage
*Enables use of [[Creepy Grin]] once per day
*[[Critical hit]]s are extra-explosive; possible effects include:
**Gain 1 Adventure
**Stun
**{{element|Hot}}
**Physical Damage
**Steal items
*May not equip more than one
*Cannot be equipped at the same time as [[Juju Mojo Mask]]
|-
|[[Juju Mojo Mask]]
|Accessory
!2-5
|
|&nbsp;
|None
|
*Gives 2 substats, +3 for a specific stat with an intrinsic active
*All Attributes +10%
*Potential intrinsics, which include +3 to the stat plus other effects:
**[[Gaze of the Volcano God]] (muscle)
**[[Gaze of the Lightning God]] (myst)
**[[Gaze of the Trickster God]] (moxie)
*May not equip more than one
*Cannot be equipped at the same time as [[V for Vivala mask]]
|}

==Distribution Tuning==
These equipment allow you to change how the stats you gain from fights end up being distributed.
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1px" class="sortable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" 
|- | style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
! Item
! Slot
! Distribution
! Prereq
! Notes
|-
| [[tropical paperweight]]
| rowspan="3" | Off-Hand Item
| 2 Mus : 1 Mys : 1 Mox
| rowspan="3" |
| rowspan="3" |
* +1 Stats/Fight
|-
| [[deck of tropical cards]]
| 1 Mus : 2 Mys : 1 Mox
|-
| [[Tiki lighter]]
| 1 Mus : 1 Mys : 2 Mox
|-
| [[mime army insignia (infantry)]]
| rowspan="3" | Accessory<span title="May not equip more than one"><sup>1&nbsp;only</sup></span>
| Mus only
| 200 Mus
| rowspan="3" |
|-
| [[mime army insignia (intelligence)]]
| Mys only
| 200 Mys
|-
| [[mime army insignia (espionage)]]
| Mox only
| 200 Mox
|-
|}

==Familiars==
Several [[:Category:Familiars|familiars]] will also add to the stats at the end of a fight, depending on the weight of the familiar. [[Familiar Equipment|Familiar equipment]] will, of course, increase the stat gains you get from these familiars. For details, see [[Familiars by type#Stat gain|familiars by type]].

==See Also==
*[[Stat gain multipliers]]

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