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[[File:hottub5.gif|Hot tub!|left]]
Common adventurers waste their time in a sorry little [[Clan Rumpus Room|rumpus room]], but not you!  You're smarter than that!  You've worked it out.  You've received an [[Clan VIP Lounge invitation|invitation]] to your clan's luxurious '''VIP Lounge'''!

Come in, wash the stink of the common adventurer off in [[April Shower|the shower]], go for a dip in [[An Olympic-Sized Swimming Pool|the pool]], then relax in [[A Relaxing Hot Tub|the hot tub]].  We know that you're extremely busy, so get some work done at [[A Fax Machine|the fax machine]] before challenging the other VIPs to a [[A Pool Table (VIP Lounge)|game of billiards]].  And, of course, you're so very important that we can't help but buy you [[A Crimbo Tree|Crimbo presents]] all year 'round.

New furniture is supplied occasionally by the fine people at [[Mr. Store]]; when this happens, that's your chance to grab [[Clan VIP Lounge key|the key to the good life]].  Read more at [[Clan VIP Lounge]].<noinclude>[[Category:Featured Articles|Clan VIP Lounge]]</noinclude>