View source for The Clownlord Beelzebozo

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|image=Beelzebozo.gif
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|name=The Clownlord Beelzebozo
|text=Beelzebozo, the Clown Prince of Darkness, smiles evilly at you from atop his throne of human funny-bones.

"Welcome to my lair, adventurer. Your disguise may have fooled my security system, but it does not fool me. You will not leave this place alive. Do you have any witty last words?"

"Screw you, clown," you reply, wittily.
|hit=He tells you the most horribly disturbing joke you've ever heard. It's like "The Aristocrats", but with more necropaedophilia. {{ouch|3}} {{element|sleaze}}

He does a little juggling act with an apple, a bowling pin, and your still-beating heart. Wait, ''what?'' {{ouch|3}}

He holds out his fingers and asks you to pick two. Then he pokes you in the eyes. {{ouch|3}}

He dumps a bucket of water over you, but fortunately it's just confetti -- razor-sharp steel confetti. So I guess what I meant there was 'UNfortunately'. {{ouch|3}}
|miss=He tells you a horribly disturbing joke, but it's one you've heard before, so it's not very impactful.

He does a little juggling act, but he's no Flying Karamozov Brothers. Not even just one of them.

He tries to poke you in the eyes, but you turn your hand sideways and block him.

He dumps a bucket of water over you, but fortunately it's just confetti. Still, you're gonna be picking that stuff out of your hair for ''days''.
|critical=He laughs demonically -- a horrible screeching cackle that freezes your soul right down to the bones. Of your soul. {{ouch|3}} {{element|spooky}}
|fumble=He lunges for your throat, but slips on an inconviently-placed banana peel.}}

*''As a [[Seal Clubber]]''
{{acquire|item=Distilled seal blood|chance=100%}}
*''As a [[Turtle Tamer]]''
{{acquire|item=turtle chain|chance=100%}}
*''As a [[Pastamancer]]''
{{acquire|item=High-octane olive oil|chance=100%}}
*''As a [[Sauceror]]''
{{acquire|item=Peppercorns of Power|chance=100%}}
*''As a [[Disco Bandit]]''
{{acquire|item=vial of mojo|chance=100%}}
*''As an [[Accordion Thief]]''
{{acquire|item=golden reeds|chance=100%}}
*If you are on the appropriate [[The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Shack|bounty hunt]]:
{{acquire|item=empty greasepaint tube|chance=100%}}

{{stat|35}}
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Occurs at [[The "Fun" House]].

==Notes==
*Beelzebozo drops one class-specific item.
*Once you have defeated Beelzebozo, this adventure will no longer occur (becomes a [[Ascension#One-Time|one-time]] adventure).
*Does not count as a boss for the [[Knob Goblin Organ Grinder]]'s purposes.
*{{Uncopyable}}

==References==
*This monster is a cross between [[Wikipedia:Bozo the Clown|Bozo the Clown]] and [[Wikipedia:Beelzebub|Beelzebub]], Prince of Darkness, another name for [[Wikipedia:Devil|the Devil]].
*"Beelzebozo" was a stand-up comedy bit by the late [[Wikipedia:Bill Hicks|Bill Hicks]].
*The phrase "Screw you, clown" may be a reference to a common [[Wikipedia:urban legend|urban legend]] referred to as "the Bozo No-No".  [http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/bozo.htm Snopes doubts its authenticity.]
**However, your retort "Screw you, clown!" is more likely an allusion to an infamous "shaggy dog" "joke," which could (in polite company) be called the "Screw you, clown!" joke.  It is described [http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1088657 here], and one variant of it is given [http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=658674&lastnode_id=0 here].
**[[Wikipedia:The Aristocrats (joke)|The Aristocrats]] is a famous form of dirty joke.
*"Screw you, Clown!" is also a reference to the Stephen King novel ''[[Wikipedia:It (novel)|It]]''.
*Beelzebozo's title may be a reference to the ''[[Wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]'' villain The Joker, also known as "The Clown Prince of Crime."
*[[Wikipedia:The Flying Karamazov Brothers|The Flying Karamazov Brothers]] are a world-famous juggling and comedy troupe.
*The "pick two fingers" attack, and the corresponding dodge message, are references to [[Wikipedia:The Three Stooges|The Three Stooges]].

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