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The members of the Council of Loathing are floating aimlessly around the interior of the Council building. As one drifts near you, you yell "Hey, what happened?"

"The Kingdom blew up! It was that stupid..." He floats away before finishing the sentence, so you're forced to wait for the next one to float near you to conclude "space invader thing!"

"What should we do about it?" you yell to the third guy to float past.

He gestures toward a list labeled "ADVENTURER CHORES" and shrugs. Another one floats by and flips you a letter.

{{acquire|item=letter from King Ralph XI}}
You look at the list of chores:

Even after all this, they want a mosquito larva from the Spooky Forest for some reason.

The explosion apparently didn't solve the rat problem at the Typical Tavern.

The Bat Hole somehow survived all this nonsense, and still has the Boss Bat in it.

Cobb's Knob is floating around menacingly and you should probably kill the king before they try something funny.

Even though the Deep Fat Friars are now floating in an endless void, they're still asking the government of that endless void for help.

The Cyrpt is evil, and what's even worse is that now it's SPACE EVIL. You grab an Evilometer from a box next to the list.

{{acquire|item=Evilometer}}
The trapper, unperturbed by the fact that his mountain is no longer connected to the world, needs some help.

The Highland Lord has sent us another one of his "emergency" requests.

There's a tremendous amount of space junk floating around. The astronomers thought it was really close but it turns out it's just really large. Probably the giants. Deal with 'em, would ya?

Near the bottom of the chore list is a note about a package that arrived for you. No, wait, it's not for you, it's for Bramlet Abercrombie. My mistake.

There's only like sixty square feet of the Mysterious Island left, and the hippies and frat boys have gone to war for control of it. That needs to be resolved.
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''After returning with the mosquito larva'':<br />
A passing Council member graciously accepts your mosquito larva and hands you some weird Meat. "We found this! Inside the planet!" he explains as he drifts away.
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''After completing the Typical Tavern quest'':<br />
A passing Council member thanks you for helping the Typical Tavern owner and gives you some more of that weird Meat.
{{acquire|item=rare Meat isotope|num=10}}
''After defeating the Boss Bat'':<br />
A Council member floats by, hands you some weird Meat, and thanks you for slaying the Boss Bat.
{{acquire|item=rare Meat isotope|num=10}}
''After defeating the King of Cobb's Knob'':<br />
"Thanks for dealing with that whole Knob situation," says a Council member as he floats past. He tosses you some weird Meat.
{{acquire|item=rare Meat isotope|num=10}}
''After helping the Deep Fat Friars'':<br />
A passing Council member thanks you for helping the Deep Fat Friars, and tosses you some weird Meat as a reward.
{{acquire|item=rare Meat isotope|num=10}}
''After defeating the Bonerdagon'':<br />
"Thank you for undefiling the Cyrpt," says a Council member who floats near you. "Take this as a token of our thanks." He hands you some weird Meat and floats back off to the ceiling.
{{acquire|item=rare Meat isotope|num=10}}
''After helping the Trapper'':<br />
A Council member flips you some weird Meat as he floats past you. "Thanks for helping the trapper!"
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''After helping the Highland Lord'':<br />
A Council Member thanks you for helping the Highland Lord and tosses you another stack of weird Meat.
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''After setting the giants' chore wheel'':<br />
A Council member drifts past you, thanking you for dealing with the giants as he does. A second Council member pays you your weird Meat bounty.
{{acquire|item=rare Meat isotope|num=10}}
{{acquire|item=giant discarded bottlecap}}
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{{acquire|item=giant discarded plastic fork}}
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{{acquire|item=giant discarded torn-up glove}}
''After getting the [[forged identification documents]]'':<br />
Hey, Bramlet. Weird. I thought you were <player name>. Anyway here's your package.
{{acquire|item=your father's MacGuffin diary}}
''After finding the Macguffin'':<br />
As a Council member drifts past, he grabs your Macguffin and hands you some weird Meat to replace it. Kinda anticlimactic.
{{acquire|item=rare Meat isotope|num=10}}
''After finishing the war'':<br />
A passing Council member gives you a thumbs up (and some weird Meat) and thanks you for dealing with the Hippy / Frat war.
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''After finishing all the quests'':<br />
Now that all the other chores are taken care of, the Council wants you to check out the contest happening over at the Naughty Sorceress's Lair.

''Further visits'':<br />
All that's left now is the Naughty Sorceress!
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Occurs at [[The Council of Loathing]] during a [[Kingdom of Exploathing]] [[special challenge path]].