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'''The Crimbo Cafe''' was located in [[Crimbo Town (2007)]] at [[The Big Mountains]]:

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|Welcome to the Crimbo Cafe! The alien cyborg infestation is sure a drag, isn't it! I keep getting these weird rubber-wearing freaks coming in here, waving their laser cannons around, ordering the weirdest stuff! The whole thing's pretty ho-ho-horrifying!

You're welcome to the food, if you want it, but you'll have to eat what the cyborgs eat. They've assimilated the whole kitchen, and I can't cook anything else!
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===Items Sold===
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!colspan="2"|Festive Foods:
{{RestaurantItem|item=Soylent Red and Green|price=50|desc=3 fullness}} 4-5 ''adventures''
{{RestaurantItem|item=Disc-Shaped Nutrition Unit|price=75|desc=4 fullness}} 6-9 ''adventures''
{{RestaurantItem|item=Gingerborg Hive|price=100|desc=5 fullness}} 10-15 ''adventures''
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!colspan="2"|Crimbo Spirits:
{{RestaurantItem|item=Cyder |price=50|desc=3 drunkenness}} 5 ''adventures''
{{RestaurantItem|item=Oil Nog|price=75|desc=4 drunkenness}} 6-9 ''adventures''
{{RestaurantItem|item=Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel|price=100|desc=5 drunkenness}}  10-15 ''adventures''
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==Notes==
* Like [[Chez Snootée]] or [[The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery]], most items are consumed immediately, so ascension path restrictions apply. [[Boozetafarian]]s and [[Oxygenarian]]s can't buy food, and [[Teetotaler]]s and [[Oxygenarian]]s can't buy booze.

==See Also==
* [[The Crimbo Cafe]]

==References==
* "Consume Mass Quantities!" was a phrase often uttered by [[wikipedia:Coneheads|The Coneheads]].

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