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'''The Crimbo Cafe''' was located in [[Crimbo Town (2008)]] at [[The Big Mountains]]:

''Until December 24:''
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|Gosh, I can't believe those Mob Penguins are overunning Crimbo Town! And I can't believe that cheap jerk Uncle Crimbo didn't shield us from the Grimacite radiation! You know, we elves try to put a cheery face on things, but -- well -- do you know if the Flying Oyster is hiring?
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===Items Sold===
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!colspan="2"|Festive Food
{{RestaurantItem|item=Candy Cane Surprise|price=50|desc=3 fullness}} 3-6 ''adventures''
{{RestaurantItem|item=Grimdrop Chow Mein|price=75|desc=4 fullness}} ?-6-9-? ''adventures''
{{RestaurantItem|item=Grimgerbread House|price=100|desc=5 fullness}} 10-15 ''adventures''
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!colspan="2"|Festive Booze
{{RestaurantItem|item=Grimacider|price=50|desc=3 drunkenness}} 3-6 ''adventures''
{{RestaurantItem|item=Isotope Nog|price=75|desc=4 drunkenness}} ?-6-11-? ''adventures''
{{RestaurantItem|item=Mutagin 'n' Tonic|price=100|desc=5 drunkenness}} 10-15 ''adventures''
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|{{button|Order!}}
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''From December 25:''
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|Welcome back to the Crimbo Cafe! I'm so glad everything's back to normal around here. Well, except for the toy factory full of mutant elves, the mutated trees, and the remaining penguins in the old toy factory. Oh, well. I'm sure we'll have it all sorted out by next year!

Oh, well, at least the half-life on my cooking ingredients seems to have passed. I can finally make good, wholesome food that doesn't give my customers extra heads or fourth nipples!

Uh, I meant third nipples. Yeah, that's what I meant. Eat up!
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===Items Sold===
{| align="center"
!colspan="2"|Festive Food
{{RestaurantItem|item=gingerbread stir-fry|price=50|desc=3 fullness}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=candy cane pizza|price=75|desc=4 fullness}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=gumdrop chow mein|price=100|desc=5 fullness}}
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{| align="center"
!colspan="2"|Festive Booze
{{RestaurantItem|item=eggnogtini|price=50|desc=3 drunkenness}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=candycaine|price=75|desc=4 drunkenness}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=braincracker sweet|price=100|desc=5 drunkenness}}
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|{{button|Order!}}
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''From January 1st, 2009:''

:The door to the Crimbo Cafe is locked, and no matter how hard you knock, no one answers. Then you see a note taped to the window. It reads:
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| style="border: 1px solid black;" width="400" | THE HELL WITH THIS. I'M GOING TO COOK FOR THE FLYING OYSTER.

LOVE,<br />FREDOLAS SHORTORDERCOOK
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==Notes==
* The [[LARP membership card]] gives a 10% discount on items bought here.
* Like [[Chez Snootée]] or [[The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery]], most items are consumed immediately, so ascension path restrictions apply. [[Boozetafarian]]s and [[Oxygenarian]]s can't buy food, and [[Teetotaler]]s and [[Oxygenarian]]s can't buy booze.

==See Also==
*[[The Crimbo Cafe]]

[[Category:NPC Stores|The Crimbo Cafe (2008)]]