View source for The Crimbo Cafe (2009)

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'''The Crimbo Cafe''' was located in [[Crimbo Town (2009)]] at [[The Big Mountains]]:

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Gosh, if it isn't one thing it's another in Crimbo Town! The Penguin Mafia have made me stop making my delicious elven delicacies, like gumdrop pizza and licorice chow mein! They've got me making disgusting stuff out of pasta and fish! I really hope things get back to normal, soon -- there's a recipe for bubblegumbo I'm dying to try!

Anyway, I've done the best I can with this stuff. The penguins tell me it's delicious, but I'm afraid to try it. What'll you have?

Oh, and since you're not a penguin, don't worry about paying in Crimbux. Just between you and me, the resistance needs Meat!
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===Items Sold===
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!colspan="2"|Festive Food
{{RestaurantItem|item=Caviar Carbonara|price=50|desc=3 fullness}} ?-7-11-? ''adventures''
{{RestaurantItem|item=Halibut Alfredo|price=75|desc=4 fullness}} ?-10-15-? ''adventures''
{{RestaurantItem|item=Red Herring Velvet Cake|price=100|desc=5 fullness}} ?-14-19-? ''adventures''
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!colspan="2"|Festive Booze
{{RestaurantItem|item=Gin and Herring|price=50|desc=3 drunkenness}} ?-7-11-? ''adventures''
{{RestaurantItem|item=Black and Tan and Red All Over|price=75|desc=4 drunkenness}} ?-10-15-? ''adventures''
{{RestaurantItem|item=Antarctic Ice Tea|price=100|desc=5 drunkenness}} ?-14-19-? ''adventures''
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|{{button|Order!}}
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==Notes==
* The [[LARP membership card]] gives a 10% discount on items bought here.
* Like [[Chez Snootée]] or [[The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery]], most items are consumed immediately, so ascension path restrictions apply. [[Boozetafarian]]s and [[Oxygenarian]]s can't buy food, and [[Teetotaler]]s and [[Oxygenarian]]s can't buy booze.

==See Also==
*[[The Crimbo Cafe]]

[[Category:NPC Stores|The Crimbo Cafe (2009)]]