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[[File:crimboweencafe.gif|center|The Crimboween Spooky Cafe]]

'''The Crimboween Spooky Cafe''' was located in [[Crimbotown Right-About-Now]].

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| [[File:cweencook.gif|C'thgn'frg]]
| '''C'thgn'frg, the Elder Chef'''

"Come closer, plebeian individual, and savor the piquancy of my salubrious, though phantasmal, comestibles! They're so delectable, they'll make you delirious with ecstasy!"
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==Items Sold==

{| align="center"
!colspan="2"|Foodstuffs
{{RestaurantItem|item=gingerbread massacre|price=50|currency=meat|desc=3 fullness}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=It Came From Beyond Dessert|price=75|currency=meat|desc=4 fullness}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=vampire cake|price=100|currency=meat|desc=5 fullness}}
|}
{| align="center"
!colspan="2"|Libations
{{RestaurantItem|item=ecto-nog|price=50|currency=meat|desc=3 drunkenness}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=hot toady|price=75|currency=meat|desc=4 drunkenness}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=hot choculate|price=100|currency=meat|desc=5 drunkenness}}
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==Notes==
* Like [[Chez Snootée]] or [[The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery]], most items are consumed immediately, so ascension path restrictions apply. [[Boozetafarian]]s and [[Oxygenarian]]s can't buy food, and [[Teetotaler]]s and [[Oxygenarian]]s can't buy booze.

==See Also==
*[[The Crimbo Cafe]]

==References==
*The picture for the storeowner resembles common depictions of [[wikipedia:Cthulhu|Cthulhu]]. His name, title, and florid language are all references to the literary style of [[wikipedia:H. P. Lovecraft|H. P. Lovecraft]].

[[Category:NPC Stores]]