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:''For the similar named and now-defunct shop [[inside Degrassi Knoll]], see [[General Store]].''

[[File:generalstore2.gif|center|The General Store]]

General Store runs The General Store in [[Market Square]]. The Store always has the beginner items you need, if you don't mind paying retail prices.

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{| style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"
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| [[File:general_store.gif|General Store]]
| style="text-align: left;" | '''General Store'''

Once, I was a hero of the Cola Wars. Now I wage war against high prices!
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==Items Sold==
{| align="center"
!colspan="2"|Item:||Price:
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|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
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!colspan="3"|— Holiday Special! —<sup>[[#Notes|*]]</sup>
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|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
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{{StoreItem|item=sneaky wrapping paper|price=1,000}}
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|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
|-
!colspan="3"|— Rain Gear —<sup>[[#Notes|*]]</sup>
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|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
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{{StoreItem|item=water wings for babies|price=50}}
{{StoreItem|item=miniature life preserver|price=100}}
{{StoreItem|item=heavy duty umbrella|price=300}}
{{StoreItem|item=pool skimmer|price=500}}
|-
|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
|-
!colspan="3"|— Undersea Specials —<sup>[[#Notes|*]]</sup>
|-
|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
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{{StoreItem|item=white rice|price='''250'''|currency=meat|currImage=y}}
|-
|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
|-
!colspan="3"|— Adventuring Supplies —
|-
|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
|-
{{StoreItem|item=Ben-Gal™ Balm|price=24}}
{{StoreItem|item=glittery mascara|price=24}}
{{StoreItem|item=hair spray|price=24}}
{{StoreItem|item=loose purse strings|price=100}}
{{StoreItem|item=third-hand lantern|price=100}}
{{StoreItem|item=eldritch alignment spray|price=1000}}
{{StoreItem|item=high-test fishing line|price=2500}}

|-
|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
|-
!colspan="3"|— Back to School! —<sup>[[#Notes|*]]</sup>
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|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
{{StoreItem|item=folder (blue)|price=10}}
{{StoreItem|item=folder (green)|price=10}}
{{StoreItem|item=folder (red)|price=10}}
|-
|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
|-
!colspan="3"|— For The Kitchen —
|-
|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
{{StoreItem|item=Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit|price=1,000}}
{{StoreItem|item=Dramatic™ range|price=1,000}}
|-
|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
|-
!colspan="3"|— General Goods —
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|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
|-
{{StoreItem|item=cup of lukewarm tea|price=40}}
{{StoreItem|item=fortune cookie|price=40}}
{{StoreItem|item=pickled egg|price=40}}
{{StoreItem|item=chewing gum on a string|price=50}}
{{StoreItem|item=fermenting powder|price=70}}
{{StoreItem|item=soda water|price=70}}
{{StoreItem|item=casino pass|price=100}}
{{StoreItem|item=hermit permit|price=100}}
{{StoreItem|item=sweet rims|price=300}}
{{StoreItem|item=party hat|price=300}}<sup>[[#Notes|*]]</sup>
{{StoreItem|item=dingy planks|price=400}}
{{StoreItem|item=Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium|price=500}}
{{StoreItem|item=Desert Bus pass|price=5000}}<sup>[[#Notes|*]]</sup>
|-
|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
|-
!colspan="3"|— Fireworks! —<sup>[[#Notes|*]]</sup>
|-
|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
{{StoreItem|item=M-242|price=300}}
{{StoreItem|item=snake|price=300}}
{{StoreItem|item=sparkler|price=300}}
|-
|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
|-
!colspan="3"|— Just for Tots —<sup>[[#Notes|*]]</sup>
|-
|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
{{StoreItem|item=li'l unicorn costume|price=1,000}}
{{StoreItem|item=li'l candy corn costume|price=1,000}}
|-
|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
|-
!colspan="3"|— Oyster Egg Day Special —<sup>[[#Notes|*]]</sup>
|-
|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
{{StoreItem|item=oyster basket|price=300}}
|-
|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
|-
!colspan="3"|— Pool Toys! —<sup>[[#Notes|*]]</sup>
|-
|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
{{StoreItem|item=foam noodle|price=300}}
{{StoreItem|item=inflatable duck|price=300}}
{{StoreItem|item=water wings|price=300}}
|-
|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
|-
!colspan="3"|— Yuletide Treats —<sup>[[#Notes|*]]</sup>
|-
|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
{{StoreItem|item=marshmallow|price=100}}
|}

==Notes==
*Sells Holiday Special! during December.
*Sells rain gear in a [[Heavy Rains]] run.
*Sells [[white rice]] in a [[11,037 Leagues Under the Sea]] run.
*Sells folders with a [[over-the-shoulder Folder Holder]] in your inventory (including closet or display case, but not Hagnk's).
*Sells [[oyster basket]]s on [[Oyster Egg Day]] for 300 Meat.
*Sells fireworks on [[Dependence Day]] for 300 Meat.
**Sold [[green rocket]] fireworks for 600 Meat on Dependence Day LII (when it was also [[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]]) as well as subsequent Dependence Days up until November 17, 2020.
*Sells [[party hat]]s on the [[Festival of Jarlsberg]] for 300 Meat.
*Sells [[marshmallow]]s on [[Yuletide]] for 100 Meat.
*Sells pool toys on [[Generic Summer Holiday]] for 300 Meat.
*Sells tot costumes if you have a [[Trick-or-Treating Tot]].
*You may only purchase 1 [[Desert Bus pass]]. It will only be for sale if you haven't unlocked the Desert Beach by making a [[bitchin' meatcar]].
*You can buy as many {{plural|Dramatic™ range}}, {{plural|Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit}} or {{plural|Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium}} as you like. You can, however, only buy them one at a time, since requesting more will only get you one.
*If you try to buy a negative amount of something:
:That isn't a reasonable number in this context.  Thanks for trying, though.
*If you try to buy something without selecting it:
:Remember that time when you tried to buy something without actually specifying what you wanted to buy?  That was awesome.
*In a [[Zombie Slayer]] run, the General is not around, but the store is still open:
:To say that the General Store is in disarray would be an understatement -- many of the shelves have broken or fallen over, and goods are scattered everywhere. Some zombies are shuffling around listlessly, making half-hearted attempts at scavenging, but unable to find anything that they actually want (since the General wasn't in the habit of stocking human brains).

:You feel a little uneasy at the prospect of just looting the General's merchandise, and decide to leave some Meat in the register.
*In a [[Nuclear Autumn]] run, the store is closed:
:There's a sign on the General Store that says "CLOSED DUE TO RADIATION" -- the General's PTSD must've kicked in when he saw the bombs fall.

==History==
*General Store replaced [[The Market]] on May 1, 2012, also acquiring sweet rims from [[The Hermitage|The Hermit]].
*[[Hatorade]] was sold here until August 6, 2012, when it was moved to the [[Huggler Memorial Colosseum Snack Bar]] at [[Huggler Memorial Colosseum]].
*General Store took over the distribution of [[dingy planks]] from The Hermitage on August 7, 2012.
*The [[spray paint]] was removed along with [[The Graffiti Wall]] on April 1st, 2019.
*The store had changed its layout on November 25, 2013. Before, it looked like this:
{| align="center"
!colspan="2"|Item:||Price:
{{StoreItem|item=Ben-Gal™ Balm|price=24}}
{{StoreItem|item=glittery mascara|price=24}}
{{StoreItem|item=hair spray|price=24}}
{{StoreItem|item=fortune cookie|price=40}}
{{StoreItem|item=beer cartilage|price=50}}
{{StoreItem|item=chewing gum on a string|price=50}}
{{StoreItem|item=spray paint|price=50}}
{{StoreItem|item=fermenting powder|price=70}}
{{StoreItem|item=soda water|price=70}}
{{StoreItem|item=casino pass|price=100}}
{{StoreItem|item=hermit permit|price=100}}
{{StoreItem|item=magicalness-in-a-can|price=200}}
{{StoreItem|item=moxie weed|price=200}}
{{StoreItem|item=strongness elixir|price=200}}
{{StoreItem|item=sweet rims|price=300}}
{{StoreItem|item=party hat|price=300}}<sup>[[#Notes|*]]</sup>
{{StoreItem|item=dingy planks|price=400}}
{{StoreItem|item=Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium|price=500}}
{{StoreItem|item=Desert Bus pass|price=5000}}<sup>[[#Notes|*]]</sup>
|-
|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
|-
!colspan="3"|— Back to School! —<sup>[[#Notes|*]]</sup>
|-
|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
{{StoreItem|item=folder (blue)|price=10}}
{{StoreItem|item=folder (green)|price=10}}
{{StoreItem|item=folder (red)|price=10}}
|-
|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
|-
!colspan="3"|— For The Kitchen —
|-
|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
{{StoreItem|item=E-Z Cook™ oven|price=50}}
{{StoreItem|item=My First Shaker™|price=50}}
{{StoreItem|item=Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit|price=1,000}}
{{StoreItem|item=Dramatic™ range|price=1,000}}
|-
|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
|-
!colspan="3"|— Fireworks! —<sup>[[#Notes|*]]</sup>
|-
|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
{{StoreItem|item=M-242|price=300}}
{{StoreItem|item=snake|price=300}}
{{StoreItem|item=sparkler|price=300}}
|-
|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
|-
!colspan="3"|— Oyster Egg Day Special —<sup>[[#Notes|*]]</sup>
|-
|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
{{StoreItem|item=oyster basket|price=300}}
|-
|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
|-
!colspan="3"|— Pool Toys! —<sup>[[#Notes|*]]</sup>
|-
|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
{{StoreItem|item=foam noodle|price=300}}
{{StoreItem|item=inflatable duck|price=300}}
{{StoreItem|item=water wings|price=300}}
|-
|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
|-
!colspan="3"|— Yuletide Treats —<sup>[[#Notes|*]]</sup>
|-
|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
{{StoreItem|item=marshmallow|price=100}}
|}

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