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[[Image:Campbrewery.gif|center|The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery]]

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| align="left" | Welcome to the Gnomish Micromicrobrewery, Tall One. I'll bet you'd enjoy a Cold One.
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This is a store where you can buy drinks.  Be forewarned, any drinks you buy are consumed immediately.

Located in [[Desert Beach]] at [[The Gnomish Gnomad Camp]].

==Items Sold==

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!colspan="2" style="font-size: 14px"|Regular Libations:
{{RestaurantItem|item=Petite Porter|price=50|desc=3 drunkenness, 3-5 Adventures}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Scrawny Stout|price=75|desc=3 drunkenness, 3-6 Adventures}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Infinitesimal IPA|price=100|desc=3 drunkenness, 3-8 Adventures}}
|}
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!colspan="2" style="font-size: 14px"| Today's Special:
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|colspan="2" align="center"|''(only one of the following will be available each day)''
{{RestaurantItem|item=accidental cider|price=105}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Afternoon Delight|price=300}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=backwoods screwdriver|price=105}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=banana daiquiri|price=30}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Barulio's bottle|price=120}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=beavermouth|price=90}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=bilge wine|price=195}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=black & tan|price=120}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Blackfly_Chardonnay|price=120}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=bloody beer|price=180}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=bloody mary|price=195}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=booze-soaked cherry|price=120}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=bottle of Calcutta Emerald|price=210}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=bottle of cooking sherry|price=105}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=bottle of Definit|price=210}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=bottle of Domesticated Turkey|price=210}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=bottle of fruity "wine"|price=30}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=bottle of gin|price=105}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=bottle of Jorge Sinsonte|price=210}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=bottle of Lieutenant Freeman|price=210}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=bottle of Ooze-O|price=225}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=bottle of Pete's Sake|price=210}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=bottle of popskull|price=105}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=bottle of rum|price=105}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=bottle of sake|price=105}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=bottle of tequila|price=105}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=bottle of vodka|price=105}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=bottle of whiskey|price=105}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=boxed champagne|price=210}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=boxed wine|price=105}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Breakfast Blast wine cooler|price=75}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=bungle in the jungle|price=75}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=cabooze|price=30}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=caipifruta|price=390}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=can of the cheapest beer|price=15}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Cheap Chinese beer|price=75}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Cherrytastrophe wine cooler|price=75}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Citrus Crush wine cooler|price=75}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau|price=174}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=corpsebite|price=150}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=cream stout|price=165}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=CSA cheerfulness ration|price=69}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=CSA scoutmaster's "water"|price=69}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=day-old beer|price=15}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Doc's Limbering Wine|price=30}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Doc's Medical-Grade Wine|price=30}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Doc's Smartifying Wine|price=30}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=dry martini|price=270}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=dry vodka martini|price=270}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=DUFRESNE Suds|price=300}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=eggnog|price=147}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=especially salty dog|price=462}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=extra-spicy bloody mary|price=198}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Fantasma en la Máquina|price=39}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=fine wine|price=192}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=fishelada|price=63}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=flask of port|price=897}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=flute of flat champagne|price=258}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=fountain 'soda'|price=30}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=gibson|price=390}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=gin and tonic|price=390}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=gin-soaked blotter paper|price=120}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=gingerbread wine|price=63}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Gold Velvet™ whiskey|price=111}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=green beer|price=300|desc=always appears on [[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]]}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Green Manalishi|price=96}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=grog|price=234}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=haunted bottle of vodka|price=150}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Haunted eggnog|price=195}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=haunted martini|price=240}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=honey mead|price=120}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=hot watered rum|price=15}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=hot mint schnocolate|price=15}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=ice-cold fotie|price=120}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=ice-cold Sir Schlitz|price=90}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=ice-cold Willer|price=90}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Imp Ale|price=75}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=junk yard|price=195}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=kamicorpse-ee|price=150}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=La Fantasma y La Oscuridad|price=39}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=lavawater|price=132}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=lumbering jack|price=270}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Mad Train wine|price=87}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=margarita|price=195}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=martini|price=195}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=martiny|price=90}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade|price=15}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey|price=90}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=mimosette|price=390}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=monkey wrench|price=195}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=moonberry wine cooler|price=66}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Moonthril Schnapps|price=600}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Morlock's Mark Bourbon|price=300}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=nanite-infested eggnog|price=147}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=natto-infused sake|price=15}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=old-fashioned|price=270}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Orangemageddon wine cooler|price=75}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=overpriced "imported" beer|price=75}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=papaya sling|price=171}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=parisian cathouse|price=390}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=plain old beer|price=30}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=pixel whiskey|price=90}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=plastic cup of beer|price=30}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=plum wine|price=525}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=premium malt liquor|price=75}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=purple corpsel|price=150}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=rabbit punch|price=390}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Radberry Rip wine cooler|price=75}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Ram's Face Lager|price=165}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=red rum|price=90}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=red-headed corpse|price=150}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=redrum|price=180}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=regular-size brogurt|price=150}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=rodeo whiskey|price=120}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Rompedores de Fantasmas|price=39}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=rum and cola|price=225}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Russian Ice|price=45}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Saison du Lune|price=300}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=salty dog|price=195}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=sangria|price=270}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=screwdriver|price=195}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=shot of blackberry schnapps|price=195}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=shot of flower schnapps|price=360}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=shot of grapefruit schnapps|price=360}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=shot of orange schnapps|price=360}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Shot of Kardashian Gin|price=300}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=shot of peach schnapps|price=525}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=shot of pear schnapps|price=525}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=shot of rotgut|price=150}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=shot of tomato schnapps|price=360}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=single swig of vodka|price=60}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=slap and slap again|price=183}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=snifter of thoroughly aged brandy|price=102}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=space wine|price=150}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=spiced rum|price=105}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=spooky eggnog|price=147}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=stepmom's booze|price=30}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=strawberry daiquiri|price=195}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=strawberry wine|price=195}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Supernova Champagne|price=540}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita|price=45}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=teqiwila|price=390}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=tequila sunrise|price=195}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=tequila sunset|price=390}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=tequila with training wheels|price=270}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=tobiko-infused sake|price=15}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=Typical Tavern swill|price=195}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=unnamed cocktail|price=108}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=unflavored wine cooler|price=75}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=used beer|price=150}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=vodka and cranberry|price=180}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=vodka and tonic|price=390}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=vodka gibson|price=390}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=vodka martini|price=195}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=wasabi-infused sake|price=15}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=water purification pills|price=69}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=wax booze|price=30}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=whiskey and cola|price=222}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=whiskey and soda|price=195}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=whiskey bittersweet|price=390}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=whiskey sour|price=195}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=white Canadian|price=159}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=white Hyborian|price=162}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=white lightning|price=45}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=white Xanadian|price=150}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=wine spritzer|price=195}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=world's most unappetizing beverage|price=12}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=zmobie (drink)|price=390}}
|}

==Notes==
*Daily specials are randomly selected each day and sell for three times the item's auto-sell price.  This is generally much less than what you would pay for it in the [[The Mall of Loathing|mall]].
*While some of the daily specials are surprisingly good and cheap, none of the truly top-notch drinks, like those made using [[Advanced Cocktailcrafting]] (possibly made from [[Superhuman Cocktailcrafting]] drinks) or {{plural|tiny plastic sword}}, are ever sold. With one exception: [[bungle in the jungle]] requires [[Advanced Cocktailcrafting]], yet is regularly sold here.
*Since the booze is consumed immediately, [[Teetotaler]]s and [[Oxygenarian]]s are not allowed to purchase drinks here.
*Level requirements still apply to booze available here; you are not able to purchase drinks that you don't meet the level requirements for.
*The [[LARP membership card]] gives you a 10% discount on drinks bought here, including the daily special.
*Closed in a [[Zombie Slayer]] run:
{{custombox|blue|Uh Oh!|The Gnomish Microbrewery is pretty much destroyed. If you were really really desperate for a drink, you could maybe suck on one of the broken still pipes, but chances are some other zombie has already thought of that, and that would be super gross.}}

* G-less drinks are still able to be consumed here during a [[G-Lover]] run.
* Daily specials are not subject to [[Standard restrictions]], and may be consumed regardless.


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