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The purpose of this table is to make [[The Hobo Marketplace]] in [[Hobopolis]] a little easier to navigate. Most items in the marketplace require [[hobo nickel]]s to purchase. Navigating the marketplace in-game usually requires a collection of [[hobo code binder|hobo codes]].

==[[Food Went A-Courtin'|Food Court]]==
Food and booze may be purchased at the market; these are consumed immediately (i.e., they do not go into your inventory). For any given adventurer in the dungeon, a maximum of one food item and one booze item can be purchased during a single dungeon instance.

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! colspan="3" | Choices
! Nickels
! Result
|-
| style="background:#ddeeff" rowspan="3"|[[Food, Glorious Food|Food]]<br />(5 Full)
| style="background:#ccddee" | [[Big Merv's Protein Shakes]]
| style="background:#bbccdd" | Buy a shake
| 20
|
*60-80 Adventures
*200-400 {{muscle}}
*5 fullness
|-
| style="background:#ccddee" | [[Suddenly Salad!]]
| style="background:#bbccdd" | Buy a salad
| 20
|
*60-80 Adventures
*200-400 {{mysticality}}
*5 fullness
|-
| style="background:#ccddee" | [[Sizzling Weasel On a Stick]]
| style="background:#bbccdd" | Buy a weasel
| 20
|
*60-80 Adventures
*200-400 {{moxie}}
*5 fullness
|-
| style="background:#ddeeff" rowspan="3"|[[Booze, Glorious Booze|Booze]]<br />(5 Drunk)
| style="background:#ccddee" | [[Arthur Finn's World-Record Homebrew Stout]]
| style="background:#bbccdd" | Try the stout
| 20
|
*40-60 Adventures
*500-1000 {{muscle}}
*5 drunkenness
|-
| style="background:#ccddee" | [[Mad Jack's Corn Squeezery]]
| style="background:#bbccdd" | Buy some corn squeezins
| 20
|
*40-60 Adventures
*500-1000 {{mysticality}}
*5 drunkenness
|-
| style="background:#ccddee" | [[Bathtub Jimmy's Gin Mill]]
| style="background:#bbccdd" | Buy some gin
| 20
|
*40-60 Adventures
*500-1000 {{moxie}}
*5 drunkenness
|-
| style="background:#ddeeff" colspan="3" | [[Gang of hobo muggers|Muggers]]
| N/A
| Fight a [[gang of hobo muggers]]
|-
|}

==[[Math Is Hard|Shopping]]==
You can also shop for items in the market. However, only the [[valuable trinket|valuable trinkets]] can be traded in [[The Mall of Loathing]].
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! colspan="4" | Choices
! Nickels
! Result
|-
| style="background:#ddeeff" rowspan="9"| [[Garment District]]
| style="background:#ccddee" rowspan="3"| [[A Hattery|Hats]]<br />(Power: 200<br />Req: 200 Mox)
| style="background:#bbccdd" colspan="2"| Buy a fedora
| 250
|[[crumpled felt fedora]]
*+10 [[Familiar Weight]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
|-
| style="background:#bbccdd" colspan="2"| Buy a top-hat
| 150
|[[battered old top-hat]]
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +500
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
|-
| style="background:#bbccdd" colspan="2"| Buy a wide-brimmed hat
| 200
|[[shapeless wide-brimmed hat]]
*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 15-20 HP per adventure
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 15-20 MP per adventure
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5%
|-
| style="background:#ccddee" rowspan="3"| [[A Pantry|Pants]]<br />(Power: 200<br />Req: 200 Mox)
| style="background:#bbccdd" colspan="2"| Buy some leggings
| 200
|[[mostly rat-hide leggings]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +40%
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
|-
| style="background:#bbccdd" colspan="2"| Buy some dungarees
| 150
|[[hobo dungarees]]
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +500
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5%
|-
| style="background:#bbccdd" colspan="2"| Buy some suit-pants
| 250
|[[old patched suit-pants]]
*+40 [[Monster Level]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
|-
| style="background:#ccddee" rowspan="3"|[[Hobo Blanket Bingo|Accessories]]<br />(Req: 200 Mys)
| style="background:#bbccdd" colspan="2"| Buy the shoes
| 250
|[[old soft shoes]]
*+30% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Hobos]]
|-
| style="background:#bbccdd" colspan="2"| Buy the stogie
| 200
|[[hobo stogie]]
*+100% Physical Damage against Hobos
|-
| style="background:#bbccdd" colspan="2"| Buy the soap
| 150
|[[rope with some soap on it]]
*+100% [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage against Hobos]]
|-
| style="background:#ddeeff" rowspan="15"| [[Housewares]]
| style="background:#ccddee" rowspan="3"| [[Black-and-Blue-and-Decker|Tools]]<br />(Combat Items)
| style="background:#bbccdd" colspan="2"| Buy a sharpened hubcap
| 10
|[[sharpened hubcap]] (400-500 phys. damage, chance of insta-kill)
|-
| style="background:#bbccdd" colspan="2"| Buy an extra-large caltrop
| 10
|[[very large caltrop]] (stuns for multiple rounds)
|-
| style="background:#bbccdd" colspan="2"| Buy The Six-Pack of Pain
| 10
|[[The Six-Pack of Pain]] (muscle-based damage, delevels)
|-
| style="background:#ccddee" colspan="3"| [[Gang of hobo muggers|Combat]]
| N/A
| Fight a [[gang of hobo muggers]]
|-
| style="background:#ccddee" rowspan="11"| [[Entertainment]]
| style="background:#bbccdd" rowspan="6"| [[Instru-mental|Music]]<br />(Without class instrument)
| style="background:#aabbcc" rowspan="6"| Buy a musical instrument<br />(Class instruments require 150 mainstat)
| 99
|[[sealskin drum]] ([[Seal Clubber|SC]])
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +20
|-
| 99
| [[washboard shield]] ([[Turtle Tamer|TT]])
*[[Damage Absorption]] +50
|-
| 99
|[[spaghetti-box banjo]] ([[Pastamancer|P]])
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 5-10 MP per adventure
|-
| 99
|[[marinara jug]] ([[Sauceror|S]])
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +30
|-
| 99
|[[makeshift castanets]] ([[Disco Bandit|DB]])
*+10 damage to Disco Bandit Combat Skills
|-
| 99
|[[left-handed melodica]] ([[Accordion Thief|AT]])
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +25
|-
| style="background:#bbccdd" rowspan="1"| [[Triangle, Man (adventure)|Music]]<br />(With class instrument)
| style="background:#aabbcc" rowspan="1"| Buy a triangle
| 10
|[[dinged-up triangle]]
*Combat item that enables you to [[Summon hobo underling|summon a hobo underling]]
|-
| style="background:#bbccdd" rowspan="3"|[[We'll Make Great...|Pets]]
| style="background:#aabbcc" | [[Everybody's Got Something To Hide|Pets]] (Monkey)
| 1000
| [[hobo monkey]]
*[[Leprechaun]]-type familiar that can steal [[Meat]] too
|-
| style="background:#aabbcc" | Pets
| N/A
| [[Glurk]]
* 200 each of {{muscle}}, {{mysticality}} and {{moxie}}
|-
| style="background:#aabbcc" | Pets
| N/A
| Fight a [[gang of hobo muggers]]
|-
| style="background:#bbccdd" colspan="2"| [[Gang of hobo muggers|Showgirls]]
| N/A
| Fight a [[gang of hobo muggers]]
|-
| style="background:#ddeeff" | [[The Guy Who Carves Driftwood Animals|Driftwood Animals]]
| style="background:#ccddee" colspan="3"| Buy some crap
| 10
| 3 [[valuable trinket]]s
|-
|}

==[[Salud|Health]]==
"Health care" services are also available in the market.
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! colspan="3" | Choices
! Nickels
! Result
|-
| style="background:#ddeeff" colspan="3"| [[Trepanation]]
| 0
| [[Trepandation (effect)|Trepandation]] (20 Adventures)
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +50%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +50
*Lose 30-48 MP per combat round
|-
| style="background:#ddeeff" rowspan="2"| [[Tanning Salon]]
| style="background:#ccddee" colspan="2"| Get a Deep Tan
| 5
|[[Healthy Bronze Glow]] (20 Adventures)
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +50%
|-
| style="background:#ccddee" colspan="2"| Go Beyond the Pale
| 5
|[[Chalky White Pallor]] (20 Adventures)
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +50%
|-
| style="background:#ddeeff" rowspan="7"|[[Another Part of the Market|Self-Improvement]]
| style="background:#ccddee" rowspan="2"|[[Let's All Go To The Movies|Educational Films]]
| style="background:#bbccdd" | Watch the horror movie
| 5
|[[Educated (Kinda)]] (20 Adventures)
*Superhuman {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
| style="background:#bbccdd" | Watch the...other movie
| 5
|[[Educated (Sorta)]] (20 Adventures)
*Superhuman {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
|-
| style="background:#ccddee" rowspan="2"|[[It's Fun To Stay There|YMHA]]
| style="background:#bbccdd" | Check out the sauna room
| 5
|[[The Sweats]] (20 Adventures)
*Superhuman {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
|-
| style="background:#bbccdd" | Check out the weightlifting room
| 5
|[[It Didn't Kill You]] (20 Adventures)
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +50%
|-
| style="background:#ccddee" rowspan="3"|[[Body Modifications]]
| style="background:#bbccdd" | [[Tattoo Shop|Tattoos]] (Get a tattoo)
| 20*N
|Augment your [[Hobo Tattoo]]
|-
| style="background:#bbccdd" | [[Gang of hobo muggers|Piercings]]
| N/A
|Fight a [[gang of hobo muggers]]
|-
| style="background:#bbccdd" | [[Get Hooked Up|Hooked Up]]
| 0
|
Restores all MP<br />
[[Hooked Up]] (20 Adventures)
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] -100%
*[[MP Restorers|Restores]] 10-15 MP in each of the first five combat rounds
|-
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