View source for The Knob Dispensary

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|You approach the window, and a gruff voice calls out "Password?"

"FARQUAR!"

"Whaddya want?"
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==Items Sold==
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!colspan="3"|— Harmless Chemicals —
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{{StoreItem|item=Knob Goblin seltzer|price=80}}
{{StoreItem|item=Knob Goblin stink bomb|price=130}}
{{StoreItem|item=Knob Goblin sharpening spray|price=230}}
{{StoreItem|item=Knob Goblin steroids|price=250}}
{{StoreItem|item=Knob Goblin love potion|price=170}}
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!colspan="3"|— The Harder Stuff —
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{{StoreItem|item=Knob Goblin nasal spray|price=150}}
{{StoreItem|item=Knob Goblin eyedrops|price=200}}
{{StoreItem|item=Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray|price=250}}
{{StoreItem|item=Knob Goblin learning pill|price=300}}
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* If you don't have the password:

:You approach the window of the dispensary, and a gruff voice calls out "Password?"

:"Umm..." you reply.

:"Guards!" shouts the voice. To summon some guards. Who beat you up.
{{HP|type=lose|amount=20}}

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The Dispensary is located in [[Cobb's Knob Laboratories]]

==Notes==
*You can find out the password [[It's Time to Play... Password!|here]]. (Must be relearned on ascension)
*Unlike the old version of the Dispensary, you are not required to be wearing or even own the [[Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform]] if you know the password.
*The items under 'harder stuff' each take up 1 [[spleen]] per use.

Refer to this handy table for effects and duration:
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! style="border-bottom: 3px solid" | Item
! style="border-bottom: 3px solid" | Effect Name
! style="border-bottom: 3px solid" | Duration
! style="border-bottom: 3px solid" | Effect
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| [[Knob Goblin sharpening spray]] || [[Sharp Weapon]] || 5 adventures || +3-5 to weapon damage
|- bgcolor="#EEEEEE"
| [[Knob Goblin steroids]] || [[Steroid Boost]] || 5 adventures || +2 Muscle (also, lose 15 Moxie Substat)
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| [[Knob Goblin love potion]] || [[Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy]] || 5 adventures || +2 Moxie (also, lose 11-19 Muscle Substat)
|- bgcolor="#EEEEEE"
| [[Knob Goblin nasal spray]] || [[Wasabi Sinuses]] || 30 adventures || +40% Meat drops, -20% Item drops, -1 Stats Per Fight
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| [[Knob Goblin eyedrops]] || [[Peeled Eyeballs]] || 30 adventures || +20% Item drops, -30% Meat drops, -1 Stats Per Fight
|- bgcolor="#EEEEEE"
| [[Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray]] || [[Heavy Petting]] || 30 adventures || +5 Familiar Weight, -10% from All Stats
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| [[Knob Goblin learning pill]] || [[Big Veiny Brain]] || 30 adventures || +3 Stats Per Fight, -10% Meat drops, -5% Item drops
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==History==
* Prior to December 31, 2018, the nasal spray, eyedrops, pet-buffing spray and learning pill were 10 turn potions instead of 30 turn spleen items, and were mixed together with the other items without categorization.

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