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[[Image:Market.gif|center|The Market]]

The Market Demon runs the Market in [[Market Square]]. The Market always has the beginner items you need, if you don't mind paying retail prices.

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{| style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"
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| [[Image:Marketdemon.gif|The Market Demon]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Hey. I'm the Market Demon. I sell things, and you buy them. Or else.
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==Items Sold==
{| align="center"
!colspan="2"|Item:||Price:
{{StoreItem|item=Ben-Gal™ Balm|price=24}}
{{StoreItem|item=glittery mascara|price=24}}
{{StoreItem|item=hair spray|price=24}}
{{StoreItem|item=fortune cookie|price=40}}
{{StoreItem|item=beer cartilage|price=50}}
{{StoreItem|item=chewing gum on a string|price=50}}
{{StoreItem|item=spray paint|price=50}}
{{StoreItem|item=fermenting powder|price=70}}
{{StoreItem|item=soda water|price=70}}
{{StoreItem|item=casino pass|price=100}}
{{StoreItem|item=hermit permit|price=100}}
{{StoreItem|item=magicalness-in-a-can|price=200}}
{{StoreItem|item=moxie weed|price=200}}
{{StoreItem|item=strongness elixir|price=200}}
{{StoreItem|item=party hat|price=300}}<sup>[[#Notes|*]]</sup>
{{StoreItem|item=Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium|price=500}}
{{StoreItem|item=Hatorade|price=500}}
{{StoreItem|item=Desert Bus pass|price=5000}}<sup>[[#Notes|*]]</sup>
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|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
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!colspan="3"|— For The Kitchen —
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|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
{{StoreItem|item=E-Z Cook™ oven|price=50}}
{{StoreItem|item=My First Shaker™|price=50}}
{{StoreItem|item=Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit|price=1,000}}
{{StoreItem|item=Dramatic™ range|price=1,000}}
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|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
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!colspan="3"|— Fireworks! —<sup>[[#Notes|*]]</sup>
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|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
{{StoreItem|item=M-242|price=300}}
{{StoreItem|item=snake|price=300}}
{{StoreItem|item=sparkler|price=300}}
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|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
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!colspan="3"|— Oyster Egg Day Special —<sup>[[#Notes|*]]</sup>
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|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
{{StoreItem|item=oyster basket|price=300}}
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|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
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!colspan="3"|— Pool Toys! —<sup>[[#Notes|*]]</sup>
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|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
{{StoreItem|item=foam noodle|price=300}}
{{StoreItem|item=inflatable duck|price=300}}
{{StoreItem|item=water wings|price=300}}
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|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
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!colspan="3"|— Yuletide Treats —<sup>[[#Notes|*]]</sup>
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|colspan="3" height="1" bgcolor="black"|
{{StoreItem|item=marshmallow|price=100}}
|}

==Notes==
*Sells [[oyster basket]]s on [[Oyster Egg Day]] for 300 Meat.
*Sells fireworks on [[Dependence Day]] for 300 Meat.
*Sells [[party hat]]s on the [[Festival of Jarlsberg]] for 300 Meat.
*Sells [[marshmallow]]s on [[Yuletide]] for 100 Meat.
*Sells pool toys on [[Generic Summer Holiday]] for 300 Meat.
*You may only purchase 1 [[Desert Bus pass]]. It will only be for sale if you haven't unlocked the Desert Beach by making a [[bitchin' meatcar]].
*If you try to buy a negative amount of something:
:That isn't a reasonable number in this context.  Thanks for trying, though.
*If you try to buy something without selecting it:
:Remember that time when you tried to buy something without actually specifying what you wanted to buy?  That was awesome.
*If you try to access a store that doesn't exist, you get an an empty version of this store with the following as store text:
:Hey.  I'm the Market Demon.  You've been sent back here by some kind of bug.  You might as well buy some stuff while you're here, though.

==References==
*The Market Demon is a reference to a computer daemon -— a program consistently running on a computer that serves a specific function (like a mail daemon). In this case, he is always online selling things.
*The text seen when you attempt to purchase an item without selecting anything is a reference to "The Chris Farley Show", an old Saturday Night Live sketch in which Chris Farley would ask various celebrities if they remembered certain scenes from movies they were in, and then say "That was awesome."
==History==
*On May 1, 2012, The Market Demon was ousted by [[The General Store|General Store]].
*On October 7, 2008, The Market began to sell [[glittery mascara]], completing the trio of +15% stat boost items.
*On June 25, 2007, with the advent of [[NS13]], The Market began to sell [[Ben-Gal™ Balm]].
*On September 26th, 2006, The Market began to sell the [[fortune cookie]], previously available from the [[The Hermitage|hermit]].
*On June 1st, 2006, The Market began to sell [[beer cartilage]].
*In an impressive show of mercantile fortitude on March 5, 2006, [[The Armory and Leggery]] came to acquire all of the equipment that used to be sold by The Market including the [[snorkel]], [[cool whip]], [[studded leather boxer shorts]], [[sweet ninja sword]], [[slingshot]], and [[Kentucky-style derby]].
*Used to sell [[Valentine]]s on [[Valentine's Day]] for 500 Meat prior to the inception of [[The Gift Shop]].
*On August 17, 2004, The Market began to sell [[fermenting powder]], previously available from the [[The Hermitage|hermit]].

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