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'''The Old Man's Bathtime Adventure''' is the only zone in [[The Old Man's Past]]. Your objective here is to guide your steadfast crew of action figures through the tumultuous sea of the young man's bath; battling fierce monsters who live on a diet of sailors whilst your supplies of crayons and bubbles are whittled away.

{{statrec|The young man's tub has drowned an entire toy store's worth of action figures. No one would think less of you if you came back later.}}

==Combat Adventures==
{{combat|name=fearsome giant squid}}
{{combat|name=ferocious roc}}
{{combat|name=giant man-eating shark}}
{{combat|name=Bristled Man-O-War}}
{{combat|name=The Cray-Kin}}
{{combat|name=Deadly Hydra}}

==Non-combat Adventures==
Choices for each Log Entry are one of four possible sets. (See [[First Mate's Log]].)

{{Adventure|name=The Old Man's Bathtime Adventure (1)|note1=Occurs on your first turn in The Old Man's Bathtime Adventure|note2=Does not consume an adventure|image=ship.gif}}

{{Choice|name=First Mate's Log Entry One|note1=Occurs on your 5th adventure in The Old Man's Bathtime Adventure|image=ship.gif|choice1name=(Random set of four choices)}}

{{Choice|name=First Mate's Log Entry Two: Electric Boogaloo|note1=Occurs on your 10th adventure in The Old Man's Bathtime Adventure|image=ship.gif|choice1name=(Random set of four choices)}}

{{Choice|name=First Mate's Log Entry Three: The Revenge|note1=Occurs on your 15th adventure in The Old Man's Bathtime Adventure|image=ship.gif|choice1name=(Random set of four choices)}}

{{Choice|name=First Mate's Log Entry Four: A New Hope|note1=Occurs on your 20th adventure in The Old Man's Bathtime Adventure|image=ship.gif|choice1name=(Random set of four choices)}}

{{Choice|name=First Mate's Log Entry Five: The Final Frontier|note1=Occurs on your 25th adventure in The Old Man's Bathtime Adventure|image=ship.gif|choice1name=(Random set of four choices)}}

{{Choice|name=First Mate's Log Entry Six: City Under Siege|note1=Occurs on your 30th adventure in The Old Man's Bathtime Adventure|image=ship.gif|choice1name=(Random set of four choices)}}

{{Choice|name=First Mate's Log Entry Seven: Diamonds are Forever|note1=Occurs on your 35th adventure in The Old Man's Bathtime Adventure|image=ship.gif|choice1name=(Random set of four choices)}}

{{Choice|name=First Mate's Log Entry Eight: Resurrection|note1=Occurs on your 40th adventure in The Old Man's Bathtime Adventure|image=ship.gif|choice1name=(Random set of four choices)}}

{{Choice|name=First Mate's Log Entry Eight: Insurrection|note1=Occurs on your 45th adventure in The Old Man's Bathtime Adventure|image=ship.gif|choice1name=(Random set of four choices)}}

{{Choice|name=First Mate's Log Entry Nine: The Final Friday|note1=Occurs on your 50th adventure in The Old Man's Bathtime Adventure|image=ship.gif|choice1name=(Random set of four choices)}}

{{Choice|name=Journey's End |note1=Occurs on your 51st adventure in The Old Man's Bathtime Adventure|note2=Can occur earlier if "Pull the Drain Plug" is chosen as an option during the prior noncombats.|image=ship.gif|choice1name=Gather Your Toys}}

{{Adventure|name=The Old Man's Bathtime Adventure (Crew)|note1=Occurs without any crew|image=ship.gif}}

{{Adventure|name=The Old Man's Bathtime Adventure (2)|note1=Occurs 100% of the time after [[Journey's End]] or [[The Old Man's Bathtime Adventure (Crew)]]|image=ship.gif}}

==Notes==
*You [[The Old Man's Bathtime Adventure (1)|begin the journey]] with 37 crew, 11 crayon, and 69 bubbles.
*The noncombat adventures are all scheduled, and not influenced by [[Combat Frequency]] modifiers.  They occur 5 turns apart, unless you select the "Pull the Drain Plug" choice in one of the noncombats; then they occur 4 turns apart.
*The monsters will try to eat your crew. The rewards received at [[Journey's End]] depend on the number of crew still alive after finishing the zone.
*If your number of crewmembers decreases to 0, you will become unable to adventure further in the zone.
*The [[fearsome giant squid]] eats 1 additional crewmember in the process of being described, before combat even begins.  The squid cannot be [[Banishing|banished]], but you can [[Transcendent Olfaction|olfact]] a different monster to decrease its frequency of appearance. This intro crew loss can also be blocked some of the time by choosing the "Cover the Ship in Bubbles" option in one of the noncombats.
*All monsters have high initiative and their attacks eat crew. You can stop them from eating crew via blocking their first action and killing them in 1 round. Blockers:
**Wearing [[Mesmereyes™ contact lenses]] prevents most of them from eating crewmembers on the first round
**Pastamancer with a level 5+ [[Spaghetti Elemental (Pasta Thrall)|Spaghetti Elemental Pasta Thrall]] prevents first round crew eating.
**[[Attorney's badge]] sometimes blocks the monsters from eating your crew.  This works if you do not have enough [[Mysticality]] to equip the contact lenses.
**Sufficiently large [[Combat Initiative|combat initiative]] has been reported to allow getting the jump on the monsters, which should allow killing them before they can eat crew members.  The amount of initiative required for this is not known.
**[[Blood Bubble]] does not stop monsters from eating your crew.

==History==
*On January 7, 2013, Jick [http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/vb/showpost.php?p=4360272&postcount=27 fixed a bug] which allowed banishing of the [[fearsome giant squid]].

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