View source for The Sleazy Back Alley (Retired)

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'''The Sleazy Back Alley''' was located in [[Seaside Town]] on the [[Wrong Side of the Tracks]].

==Combat Adventures==
{{Combat|name=big creepy spider}}

{{Combat|name=completely different spider}}

{{Combat|name=drunken half-orc hobo|note1=Only encountered during the first [[Ascension|ascension]] and alternating ascensions after that. Otherwise, you encounter [[hung-over half-orc hobo]]s instead.}}

{{Combat|name=hung-over half-orc hobo|note1=Only encountered on alternating ascensions (after the first). Otherwise, you encounter [[drunken half-orc hobo]]s instead.}}

{{Combat|name=rushing bum}}

{{Combat|name=crazy bastard|tag=ur}}

==Non-combat Adventures==
{{Adventure|name=An Amateur Pickpocket is You!|meat=5|stat=1 {{Moxie}}|image=Corpse.gif}}

{{Adventure|name=The Bum's Dilemma|meat=8|image=bum.gif}}

{{Adventure|name=Dumpster Diver|meat=9|image=chest.gif}}

{{Adventure|name=Hammer Time|stat=2 {{Moxie}}|image=Hammerguy.gif|note1=There are two versions of Hammer Time that alternate, possibly via ascension parity.}}

{{Adventure|name=Hammer Time|stat=2 {{Moxie}}|image=Hammerguy.gif|note1=There are two versions of Hammer Time that alternate, possibly via ascension parity.}}

{{Adventure|name=Happy Birthday!|stat=2 {{Moxie}}|image=Cakeguy.gif}}

{{Adventure|name=Knob Goblin Intrigue|meat=7|stat=1 {{Moxie}}|image=goblin.gif}}

{{Adventure|name=Knob Goblin Philosophy|stat=2 {{Moxie}}|image=Goblin.gif}}

{{Adventure|name=Knob Goblin Rumble|stat=3 {{Moxie}}|image=Goblin.gif}}

{{Adventure|name=Lucky You, Unlucky Hobo|drops=[[ice-cold fotie]], [[ice-cold fotie]], [[ice-cold fotie]]|image=Corpse.gif|tag=clover|note1=Old [[Clover Adventures/Old|Clover]] adventure|note2=This adventure is triggered whenever you adventure here with a [[ten-leaf clover]] in your inventory.}}

{{Adventure|name=Meat-Shaped Box|meat=10|image=chest.gif}}

{{Adventure|name=Out of Aces|meat=10|image=Cards1.gif}}

{{Adventure|name=A Strike in the Dark|stat=2 {{Moxie}}|image=Pins.gif}}

{{Adventure|name=Spared in the Dark|stat=3 {{Moxie}}|image=Pins.gif}}

{{Adventure|name=Spirit of the Slug Lord|drops=[[the Slug Lord's map]]|image=slugghost.gif|tag=osl}}

{{Adventure|name=They Tried and Pailed|drops=[[pail of pretentious paint]]|image=bigpail.gif|note1=This adventure is triggered after speaking to the [[The Dirt-Walled Hovel of the Pretentious Artist|Pretentious Artist]].|tag=slo}}

{{choice|name=Under the Knife|image=clinic.gif
|choice1name=Yes! I'm trapped in the wrong body! (500 Meat)|choice1=Switch [[Gender Differences|Genders]]
|choice2name=Umm, no thanks. Seriously.|choice2=(Does not use an adventure)}}

==Notes==
*Once per ascension, any monster here can randomly drop [[hot pink lipstick]] if a [[Sleazy Gravy Fairy]] is used.

==History==
*This zone was replaced by [[The Sleazy Back Alley]] on [[History of Loathing (2006)#November 28, 2006|November 28, 2006]].