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[[image:tweedlestore.gif|center|The Tweedleporium]]
[[The Tweedleporium]] is found in [[The Rabbit Hole]].

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| [[Image:tweedles.gif|The Tweedleporium]]
| style="text-align: left;" | As you enter the little shop, two identically-dressed portly young men smile at you and shake each others' hand.

"How d'ye do?" says one.<br />
"And how d'ye do?" says the other.<br />
"Welcome to the Tweedleporium!"<br />
"Welcome, welcome, welcome!"<br />
"If you have some meat, why not buy something for one of your friends?"<br />
"Contrariwise, if you haven't any meat, why not buy something for one of your enemies?"<br />
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!colspan="4"|Items for Sale:
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!colspan="2"|Item:||Price:
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|[[image:jamjar.gif]]
|align="center"| '''jam''' (sold out, more tomorrow)
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{{StoreItem|item=puff of smoke|price=100}}
{{StoreItem|item=stuffed bandersnatch|price=10,000|desc=On Sundays}}
{{StoreItem|item=stuffed caterpillar|price=10,000|desc=On Mondays}}
{{StoreItem|item=stuffed walrus |price=10,000|desc=On Tuesdays}}
{{StoreItem|item=stuffed carpenter |price=10,000|desc=On Wednesdays}}
{{StoreItem|item=stuffed dodo |price=10,000|desc=On Thursdays}}
{{StoreItem|item=stuffed porpoise|price=10,000|desc=On Fridays}}
{{StoreItem|item=stuffed pocketwatch|price=10,000|desc=On Saturdays}}
{{StoreItem|item=insane tophat|price=20,000}}
{{StoreItem|item=helm of the white knight|price=30,000}}
{{StoreItem|item=trousers of the white knight|price=30,000}}
{{StoreItem|item=wristwatch of the white knight|price=30,000}}
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==Notes==
*It is exceedingly unlikely that there will ever be jam for sale on a given day that you go there. Per the White Queen, there is "Jam tomorrow, and jam yesterday, but ''never'' jam ''today''."
*''Before March 12, 2010''
:The little shop's door is locked, and a sign on it reads: "If we're open, please enter; contrariwise, if we're closed, please exit."

:<div style="padding:12px; margin:0px; border:1px solid black">We didn't quite finish this store up before it became too late to put off the Item-of-the-Month any longer. It won't be long until it's open.<br /><br />'''XOXO, Jick and Co.'''</div>
==References==
*This location is a reference to the characters [[Wikipedia:Tweedledum and Tweedledee|Tweedledum and Tweedledee]] from Alice in Wonderland


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