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Slowly and groggily, you regain consciousness in a bathtub full of ice. The last thing you remember is a walking through the Spooky Forest, and a unicorn asking you if his rag smelled like chloroform. You carefully feel around your back and, not surprisingly, find a row of uneven, amateurish stitches. Looks like they've taken one of your kidneys. Man, you hate when that happens. Stupid unicorns.

You discover a pile of meat next to the tub, with a note that says "Thanks pal -- here's your "cut", ha ha." So I guess that's something.

Still, though. Stupid unicorns. 

{{meat|amount=1000}}
{{AcquireEffect|effect=Missing Kidney|duration=∞}}

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Occurs at [[The Spooky Forest]] ([[Bad Moon]] only).

==Notes==
*No special message is displayed when you acquire the intrinsic effect.
*It is possible to purchase your kidney at the [[black market]] later in the game.

==References==
*The name of the adventure and the unicorn are a reference to the Flash animation [http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/280260 Charlie the Unicorn], in which a unicorn is led to Candy Mountain, only to have his kidney stolen.
*The "unicorn asking you if his rag smelled like chloroform" is a reference to the so called [http://bash.org/?183544 "#1 pickup line of all time"].
*The adventure is a reference to the [http://urbanlegends.about.com/cs/kidneythieves/ urban legend].