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You dream that you're on the beach with an incredibly hot person who is wearing one of those bathing suits that leave very little to the imagination. You turn to the person and say, "you know, Jamie, I really love you."

Your beach partner turns to you and says, "BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ."

The sound jolts you awake. That wasn't Jamie, the sexytimes beach person, at all! It's an alarm, and it's giving out a warning: you're going to be late to school!

''School?'' you shake your head to clear out the cobwebs (literal cobwebs; you should probably get a tent or something in your campsite). Oh, that's right. The good news is that you're not in middle school. The bad news is you're in high school! You're a bubbling stew of acne and emotions, you've got hair growing in strange places, you're incredibly awkward, and you have to spend a decent chunk of your day crammed into a building with other adolescent basket cases. Man.

On the plus side, maybe that dreamy Jamie will be there. And hey, maybe you'll learn a thing or two!

Nah.

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{{button|Go to school}}
You brush your teeth, hair, and armpits (not with the same brush, fortunately), and get ready for another enriching, soul-crushing day at '''KoL H.S.'''

:''If you have an over-the-shoulder Folder Holder:''
You start to head to school, then remember you have one of those awesome folder holders all the kids are into these days. You'll be the envy of everyone in school with that thing! You should equip it before you go a-schooling.
{{acquire|item=over-the-shoulder Folder Holder}}
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Occurs upon starting the [[KOLHS]] special challenge path.