View source for Top of the Tree, Ma!

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You are the top of the tallest tree in the Dreadsylvanian Woods. You'd admire the view, but the view is really grim and depressing.

A luscious-looking fruit hangs at the end of a thin branch, tantalizingly out of reach. A nest of lustbirds (they're like lovebirds, only way, ''way'' grosser) rests on a nearby limb. The birds whistle and catcall obnoxiously. Moonlight glints off of something shiny in a crack in the tree's bark.
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{{button|Stomp on the fruit branch}}
''(With a clan member at the base of the tree and looking upward):''

You stomp on the branch, and the luscious fruit falls. A few seconds later, you hear your clanmate <clanmate> shout "Thanks, <player>!"<br />
(''The clan member at the base of the tree gains a [[Blood kiwi|blood kiwi]].)''


''(With no player at the base of the tree and looking upward):''

You stomp on the branch, and the luscious fruit falls. A few seconds later, you hear a muffled splat. Nice work, Food Waster.

''(This option does not appear if someone has stomped on the branch from this instance.)''

Note: If you intend to knock the blood kiwi down to a catcher, and want to double-check that the catcher is in position, first choose base of tree and look up; if the catcher is in position, you will be told that there's already someone there.

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{{button|Kick the nest}}
You kick the nest. There is a beating of wings and a geyser of profanity as the birds take to the sky and head off for grosser pastures. The atmosphere of the woods takes on a decidedly less lascivious flavor.

''(No more sleaze monsters will appear in the forest.)''
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{{button|Grab the shiny thing}}
You pluck the shiny thing out of the crack and examine it—it's even shinier from up close!
{{acquire|item=moon-amber}}

''(This option does not appear if someone has already taken the moon-amber from this instance.)''
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{{button|Climb back down}}
You climb back down. It's way easier than when you climbed up.

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Occurs at [[The Tallest Tree in the Forest]] in the [[Dreadsylvanian Woods]].