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It appears that Corman's troops are in need of resupply, and since you can't build railroad tracks in the sky, he apparently decided to build them on the ground and attach propellers to them so that his train could get to where the action is.

It definitely isn't a gospel train or a love train -- from what you can see and smell, it's a flesh and blood train. Er, that is, it's a metal train, but it's hauling flesh and blood. It'd be weird and gross if the train itself was all organic and gooey, wouldn't it? Almost as weird and gross as entire freight cars full of meat and blood. 

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{{button|Go for the meat car}}

You leap off of <yetiname> and into the meat car. The experience is far from bitchin'. You grab as much meat as you can hold in one fist and fling it into the air. A few yetis dive after the chunks of flesh, unseating their skeletal riders in their haste.
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You do a swan dive off of <yetiname> and into the meat car. Any style points you just got are erased as you get coated in disgusting gore. You grab a double-handful of meat and toss it into the air. Yetis dive for the morsels, knocking a few riders off and accidentally chomping on a few others.
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You do a triple gainer off of <yetiname> and land in the meat car with an unpleasant *SCHPLUTT*. You grab an armful of meat and toss it into the sky, shouting, "Soup's on!" A squadron of yetis drops out of formation to snap up the meat, knocking their riders off and into pieces.
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You do a triple somersault off of <yetiname> and land with a disgusting *SPLORT* into the car full of meat. You toss armfuls of it in the air, shouting "COOOOME AND GEEEET IT!" The yetis flying above you drop their skeletal riders (and any other riders they had, including that there be only green M&Ms backstage) to shatter on Valhalla below.
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You leap off of <yetiname> and into the meat car, landing chest-deep in muck you'd rather not think about. You toss handfull after handful into the air, shouting "GRUB'S ON! DON'T YOU BOYS BE LATE FOR DINNER, Y'HEAR?" A whole bunch of yetis break formation to grab at the meat, barrel-rolling to knock their riders off. In the ensuing feeding frenzy, yetis who didn't get second helpings turn on even the riders who weren't involved in the skirmish, causing delightful collateral damage.
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{{button|Dive into the blood tank}}

:''without an [[underwater adventuring#Air supply|air supply]]''

If blood were thinner than water, like, say, air, you'd be able to breathe it. But it's thicker, so you can't.

:''with an [[underwater adventuring#Air supply|air supply]]''

You hold your nose and jump off of <yetiname> into the blood tank. The blood pressure makes your ears pound, but you see a bunch of damaged skeletons soaking in here, getting their bones re-knit. You manage to smash a few before you can't take the pressure anymore.
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| You defeated '''?-15-16-?''' skeletons
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You dive off of <yetiname> and into the blood tank. Despite the elevated blood pressure inside, you see a bunch of damaged skeletons dunked in here to heal. You manage to smash quite a few before you can't take the pressure anymore.
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| You defeated '''?-41-?''' skeletons
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You do a half-gainer off of <yetiname> into the blood tank. The high blood pressure makes you dizzy, but you see ranks of damaged skeletons in here, re-growing bones. Gah, necromancy is gross. You manage to smash several of them before you have to surface.
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| You defeated '''61?-98''' skeletons
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You do a triple somersault off of <yetiname> into the blood tank. Your blood pressure rises as the outside blood pressure makes your head pound, but you manage to smash a lot of the skeletons that Corman dipped in here to recharge their evil magic, before you finally have to surface.
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Despite her protests, you fly <yetiname> straight into the blood tank. The high blood pressure pounds against your ears, but you and <yetiname> make short work of the skeletons you find soaking in there. Now you just need to find a fly-through yeti wash.

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Occurs at [[The Skies over Valhalla]].

==Notes==
*More skeletons are killed with more +[[Meat from Monsters|meat% drop]] in the first choice.
**Familiar weight meat bonuses (i.e. [[Leprechaun]]-types) aren't factored in.
*Buffs and equipment that reduce the [[underwater adventuring|pressure penalty]] (as well as the [[Fishy]] effect) increase the number of skeletons killed by the second choice.
**Underwater kills are estimated to be increased by about 15 for every 10% of water pressure penalty reduction.

==References==
*It was an element of [http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/van-halens-legendary-mms-rider?page=8 Van Halen's performance contract rider] that they be provided with, among other things, a large bowl containing M&Ms, but with 'ABSOLUTELY NO BROWN ONES', which is often misquoted as 'no green' or 'all green'. This was less a dislike of that color as an easy method of seeing if the contract had been properly read and adhered to. Other performing artists have also adopted this 'bizarre demands' strategy.