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{{item|
itemid=2212|
descid=811103172|
desc=Ah, the paperweight. Truly, a gift of last resort. How many people have trouble with their papers flying through the air? Is there a whole subset of folks living in wind tunnels or working directly beneath the propwash of a helicopter? Anyway, this is a big, heavy chunk of metal with a tropical sunset inexpertly painted onto it. Wheeee.|
type=off-hand item|
autosell=0|
enchantment=+1 Stat(s) Per Fight}}

==Obtained From==
;Items
:[[tropical Crimbo pressie]]

==Notes==
*This item changes your [[advancement|stat distribution]] to 2 {{muscle}} : 1 {{mysticality}} : 1 {{moxie}}, giving the following message at the end of combat:
*:You do a few curls with the paperweight, and feel marginally stronger.
*Muscle classes ''already'' distribute stats towards Muscle, so using the paperweight won't further influence the remaining stats gained from a fight.

==See Also==
*[[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*[[deck of tropical cards]]
*[[Tiki lighter]]

==Collection==
<collection>2212</collection>