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"I know you're new in town, so I'll tell you what. Just this once, and I really mean just this once, I'll give you a get out of drunk free card."

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Occurs during [[Drunken Stupor]], after encountering [[Two Birds]]

==References==
* This adventure name, along with [[One Bucket]], is a reference to the old saying 'killing two birds with one stone'
* It's also a reference to an effect experienced by drunk people in real life. The person's eyes will typically fail to co-ordinate, causing one to see double images. In this case, two orioles.
* Furthermore, the combination of "Two Birds" and "One Bucket" is a reference to the infamous shock video "2 Girls 1 Cup".