View source for Uncle Crimbo's Mobile Home (2011)

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'''Uncle Crimbo's Mobile Home''' was located in [[Crimbo Town (2011)]] at [[The Big Mountains]]:

'''On December 17th'''
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Hey, kid, nice to see ya again. How's it going? Are you having fun playing around in the diorama I put in your advent calendar?

Good, good. Listen, here's the thing. That diorama's actually a magic portal to the place where I get all of the candy we use in Crimbo Town; you know, the stuff the elves eat, the stuff we put in stockings, everything comes from this place. It's a land where everything is made out of candy. So obviously, It's called Sugarville.

So I had maybe a little misunderstanding about some friendly wagers with Big Candy, the guy who runs things over there. Would you believe, he completely cut off my supply! I figured, you being so good at what you do, you could beat some sense into those guys, and maybe steal some candy for me to hold the elves over. Whaddayasay?

Oh, it goes without saying, but we're pretty hard-up for candy right now, kid. And you don't wanna see an elf without candy. Trust me. It's like me without my breakfast whiskey. So any candy you bring me, I'll trade you for Candy Credits. That's what we use for meat around here. The better the candy, the more Candy Credits you'll get. You can use those to buy presents to send to your buddies!

Here's what I can give you for the candy you've got now: 

You have X (type of candy) for credits.
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''Subsequent visits:''
:You're doing a great job in Sugarville, kid. I think we've got Big Candy on the ropes, and he'll re-open our supply line any day now. Keep up the good work.
:
:Looks like you've got a decent candy haul there, too. That oughta keep an elf or two out of the nuthouse. Want to trade it in?

''Subsequent visits with [[Advent Calendar (2011)|Advent Calendar]] unopened (or no combat adventures spent there since Crimbo town opens - mining doesn't count):''
:Listen, kid, maybe I didn't paint a clear enough picture for you. Big Candy's cut us off and we're getting nothing out of Sugarville. The elves are eating brussels sprouts, kid, and they're not happy about it! Nothing's getting done because they keep getting the damn withdrawal shakes! Could you do an old man a solid, kid, and actually use the magical portal I gave you in your advent calendar? I mean, magical portals don't come cheap, kid! Get in there and kick some tail!
:
:At least you've got some candy you can trade in. Here's what I can give you for what you've got on ya:

''Subsequent visits after defeating [[Big Candy]]:''
:Hey, kid! Did you negotiate a new trade agreement with Big Candy like I wanted ya to? Didja agree to his extraterritoriality demands in exchange for a conditional lifting of the embargo, or what have ya?
:
:Oh, you just kicked the crap out of him? Well, that works, too. Good job, kid. We oughta see candy flowing again in no time. So you might wanna trade in for Candy Credits if you've still got any candy left, before we don't need it anymore.

===Candy Credits===
*''Successful trade of candy'':
You hand over your X Candy . Uncle Crimbo tosses it all into a bucket, then rings a bell for an Elf to take it away.

"That gives you X Candy Credits. You can trade in your Candy Credits at the Toy Factory, kid," he says as the shaky elf runs off to distribute your precious candy.
*''If you don't have any candy in inventory'':
It looks like you don't have any candy on ya, kid. Maybe you should collect some for the elves, before they start shanking each other over a dusty stick of gum!

===Candy Conversion Table===
{| cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" border="1px" style="border-collapse:collapse; margin:1em auto;"  class="sortable"
|- style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
! candy
! Credits
|-
| [[abandoned candy]]
| 50
|-
| [[alphabet gum]]
| 10
|-
| [[Atomic Pop]]
| 15
|-
| [[Angry Farmer candy]]
| 5
|-
| [[Angry Farmer's Wife Candy]]
| 25
|-
| [[bag of many confections]]
| 25
|-
| [[banana supersucker]]
| 200
|-
| [[bananagate]]
| 100
|-
| [[bananarama bangle]]
| 250
|-
| [[bazookafish bubble gum]]
| 5
|-
| [[Bit O' Ectoplasm]]
| 10
|-
| [[BitterSweetTarts]]
| 10
|-
| [[black candy heart]]
| 25
|-
| [[Blood 'n' Plenty]]
| 100
|-
| [[breath mint]]
| 50
|-
| [[brown sugar cane]]
| 5
|-
| [[candied kobold]]
| 10
|-
| [[candy brain]]
| 10
|-
| [[candy cane]]
| 5
|-
| [[candy cane candygram]]
| 100
|-
| [[candy kneecapping stick]]
| 100
|-
| [[candy knuckles]]
| 100
|-
| [[candy skeleton]]
| 25
|-
| [[candy stake]]
| 50
|-
| [[candycaine powder]]
| 50
|-
| [[cane-mail pants]]
| 100
|-
| [[cane-mail shirt]]
| 100
|-
| [[children of the candy corn]]
| 25
|-
| [[chocolate cigar]]
| 250
|-
| [[chocolate disco ball]]
| 25
|-
| [[chocolate filthy lucre]]
| 10
|-
| [[chocolate pasta spoon]]
| 25
|-
| [[chocolate saucepan]]
| 25
|-
| [[chocolate seal-clubbing club]]
| 25
|-
| [[chocolate stolen accordion]]
| 25
|-
| [[chocolate turtle totem]]
| 25
|-
| [[chocolate-covered caviar]]
| 25
|-
| [[Cold Hots candy]]
| 5
|-
| [[Comet Drop]]
| 25
|-
| [[Comet Pop]]
| 1[[#cometpop|<sup>*</sup>]]
|-
| [[cotton candy bale]]
| 10
|-
| [[cotton candy cone]]
| 10
|-
| [[cotton candy pillow]]
| 10
|-
| [[cotton candy pinch]]
| 5
|-
| [[cotton candy plug]]
| 10
|-
| [[cotton candy skoshe]]
| 10
|-
| [[cotton candy smidgen]]
| 10
|-
| [[crazy little Turkish delight]]
| 5
|-
| [[CRIMBCOIDS mints]]
| 100
|-
| [[Crimbo candied pecan]]
| 25
|-
| [[Crimbo fudge]]
| 25
|-
| [[Crimbo peppermint bark]]
| 25
|-
| [[Daffy Taffy]]
| 5
|-
| [[delicious comfit?]]
| 25
|-
| [[double-ice gum]]
| 25
|-
| [[dubious peppermint]]
| 25
|-
| [[elderly jawbreaker]]
| 25
|-
| [[Elvish delight]]
| 10
|-
| [[Everlasting Deckswabber]]
| 25
|-
| [[explosion-flavored chewing gum]]
| 10
|-
| [[fancy but probably evil chocolate]]
| 250
|-
| [[fancy chocolate]]
| 250
|-
| [[fancy chocolate car]]
| 250
|-
| [[frostbite-flavored Hob-O]]
| 25
|-
| [[fry-oil-flavored Hob-O]]
| 25
|-
| [[fudge bunny]]
| 500
|-
| [[fudge spork]]
| 50
|-
| [[Fudgie Roll]]
| 25
|-
| [[garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O]]
| 25
|-
| [[giant candy cane]]
| 100
|-
| [[giant green gummi bear]]
| 25
|-
| [[giant green gummi ingot]]
| 25
|-
| [[giant red gummi bear]]
| 25
|-
| [[giant red gummi ingot]]
| 25
|-
| [[giant yellow gummi bear]]
| 25
|-
| [[giant yellow gummi ingot]]
| 25
|-
| [[Good 'n' Slimy]]
| 25
|-
| [[green candy heart]]
| 1
|-
| [[green drunki-bear]]
| 50
|-
| [[green gummi ingot]]
| 10
|-
| [[gummi ammonite]]
| 1000
|-
| [[gummi belemnite]]
| 1000
|-
| [[gummi canary]]
| 10
|-
| [[gummi salamander]]
| 10
|-
| [[gummi snake]]
| 10
|-
| [[gummi trilobite]]
| 1000
|-
| [[Gummi-DNA]]
| 25
|-
| [[Gummi-Gnauga]]
| 10
|-
| [[Gummy Brains]]
| 100
|-
| [[holly-flavored Hob-O]]
| 25
|-
| [[honey stick]]
| 10
|-
| [[honey-dipped locust]]
| 5
|-
| [[irradiated candy cane]]
| 50
|-
| [[jabañero-flavored chewing gum]]
| 1
|-
| [[jawbruiser]]
| 250
|-
| [[kumquartz]]
| 100
|-
| [[kumquartz ring]]
| 250
|-
| [[kumquat supersucker]]
| 200
|-
| [[lavender candy heart]]
| 1
|-
| [[licorice boa]]
| 25
|-
| [[licorice garrote]]
| 100
|-
| [[licorice root]]
| 25
|-
| [[lime supersucker]]
| 200
|-
| [[lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum]]
| 1
|-
| [[Lobos Mints]]
| 100
|-
| [[lump of Saccharine Maple sap]]
| 250
|-
| [[marzipan skull]]
| 1
|-
| [[Mr. Mediocrebar]]
| 5
|-
| [[nanite-infested candy cane]]
| 25
|-
| [[necbro wafers]]
| 25
|-
| [[Now and Earlier]]
| 25
|-
| [[Nuclear Blastball]]
| 25
|-
| [[orange and black Crimboween candy]]
| 25
|-
| [[orange candy heart]]
| 1
|-
| [[pack of chewing gum]]
| 5
|-
| [[Pain Dip]]
| 25
|-
| [[pair of pearidot earrings]]
| 250
|-
| [[peanut brittle shield]]
| 25
|-
| [[pear supersucker]]
| 200
|-
| [[pearidot]]
| 100
|-
| [[peppermint crook]]
| 100
|-
| [[peppermint parasol]]
| 100
|-
| [[peppermint patty]]
| 100
|-
| [[peppermint sprout]]
| 50
|-
| [[peppermint twist]]
| 50
|-
| [[pickle-flavored chewing gum]]
| 1
|-
| [[Piddles]]
| 10
|-
| [[piece of after eight]]
| 25
|-
| [[pile of candy]]
| 10
|-
| [[pink candy heart]]
| 1
|-
| [[pixellated candy heart]]
| 10
|-
| [[PlexiPips]]
| 25
|-
| [[Polka Pop]]
| 10
|-
| [[radio button candy]]
| 250
|-
| [[Rattlin' Chains]]
| 100
|-
| [[red drunki-bear]]
| 50
|-
| [[red gummi ingot]]
| 10
|-
| [[ribbon candy]]
| 25
|-
| [[Rock Pops]]
| 5
|-
| [[Senior Mints]]
| 5
|-
| [[spooky sap]]
| 50
|-
| [[Steal This Candy]]
| 10
|-
| [[sterno-flavored Hob-O]]
| 25
|-
| [[stick of "gum"]]
| 25
|-
| [[strawberry supersucker]]
| 200
|-
| [[strawberry-flavored Hob-O]]
| 25
|-
| [[strawberyl]]
| 100
|-
| [[strawberyl necklace]]
| 250
|-
| [[sugar chapeau]]
| 25
|-
| [[Sugar Cog]]
| 10
|-
| [[sugar shank]]
| 25
|-
| [[sugar shard]]
| 10
|-
| [[sugar sheet]]
| 25
|-
| [[sugar shield]]
| 25
|-
| [[sugar shillelagh]]
| 25
|-
| [[sugar shirt]]
| 25
|-
| [[sugar shorts]]
| 25
|-
| [[sugar shotgun]]
| 25
|-
| [[sugar-coated pine cone]]
| 10
|-
| [[Sweet Sword]]
| 100
|-
| [[tamarind-flavored chewing gum]]
| 1
|-
| [[Tasty Fun Good rice candy]]
| 5
|-
| [[tourmalime]]
| 100
|-
| [[tourmalime tourniquet]]
| 250
|-
| [[vitachoconutriment capsule]]
| 250
|-
| [[Wax Flask]]
| 25
|-
| [[white candy heart]]
| 1
|-
| [[white chocolate chips]]
| 5
|-
| [[Wint-O-Fresh mint]]
| 5
|-
| [[yam candy]]
| 250
|-
| [[yellow candy heart]]
| 1
|-
| [[yellow drunki-bear]]
| 50
|-
| [[yellow gummi ingot]]
| 10
|-
| [[Yummy Tummy bean]]
| 5
|}

<div id="cometpop"><sup>*</sup>Prior to Dec 19, Comet Pops were worth 25 credits.</div>

==References==
* With a Lollipop Forest and a Fudge Mountain, Sugarville bears a striking similarity to [[wikipedia:Candy Land|Candyland]].