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{{adventuretop|name=Upscale Noon|image=gingerclock1.gif|num=1208}}

The clock strikes noon, and everyone in this part of town instantly disappears into a bunch of fancy restaurants, leaving you free to explore.

You walk into a shop called "BOTIQ" that purports to sell "NECESSITIES AND INDULGENCES FOR YOUR ECLECTIC URBAN LIFESTYLE." There are shelves full of knick-knacks on every gingerbread wall, and a gingerbread photo counter in the back.

You examine the stock and pick out a few things that don't look ''too'' insufferably hip.

You have X sprinkles.
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{{button|buy a dog treat (200 sprinkles)|post=[[File:gingerbone.gif|link=gingerbread dog treat]]}}
:You buy the dog treat.
{{acquire|item=gingerbread dog treat}}
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{{button|buy a candle (150 sprinkles)|post=[[File:gingercandle.gif|link=pumpkin spice candle]]}}
:You buy the candle.
{{acquire|item=pumpkin spice candle}}
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{{button|buy a latte (50 sprinkles)|post=[[File:latte.gif|link=gingerbread spice latte]]}}
:You buy the latte. It costs a lotte! Ha ha.
{{acquire|item=gingerbread spice latte}}
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{{button|buy some pants (500 sprinkles)|post=[[File:gingerpants.gif|link=gingerbread trousers]]}}
:You buy the pants.
{{acquire|item=gingerbread trousers}}
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{{button|buy a coat (500 sprinkles)|post=[[File:gingercoat.gif|link=gingerbread waistcoat]]}}
:You buy the waistcoat, thinking it'd be a waist not to.
{{acquire|item=gingerbread waistcoat}}
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{{button|buy a hat (500 sprinkles)|post=[[File:gingerhat.gif|link=gingerbread tophat]]}}
:You buy the tophat, because it was easier to reach than the bottom one, ho ho ho.
{{acquire|item=gingerbread tophat}}
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{{button|"Stick 'em up!"|post=(rob the place)}}
:You commit an armed robbery against the shop's proprietor. It's easy to do without feeling guilty, because I didn't even describe him to you!
{{acquire|item=sprinkles|num=?-400-599-?}}
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''If you have [[fruit-leather negatives]]:''
{{button|Drop off the negatives at the photo counter}}
:You drop off the negatives at the store's photo counter before noticing it's a 24-hour one, not a 1-hour one. Oh well. Guess you'll have to come back tomorrow.
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''If you dropped off the [[fruit-leather negatives]] previously:''
{{button|Pick up your photos}}
{{acquire|item=gingerbread blackmail photos}}
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{{button|Don't buy anything}}
You take your leave of the ridiculous store.
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Occurs at [[Gingerbread Upscale Retail District]].