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This page is intended to provide gameplay details about items, primarily those that originate from [[Mr. Store]], focusing on those that are available under [[Standard restrictions]]. 

For each item, there will be an overview of what capabilities the item grants to a player (objective), and then perhaps some commentary for potential strategic uses (subjective), but there will be no "ranking" of items. Please use the information presented on this page as a stepping stone for strategies, rather than absolute word as for exactly how an item should be used.

Some items may have larger sections compared to other items, but this is because one item may just be more complex than the other. Complexity is not intended to be reflective of an item's strength. 

By nature of this material, this page is very much a work in progress. All information provided on this page comes from this very Wiki, the KoL Forums, chat discussions, and personal observations. Feedback is appreciated, especially if something needs clarifying, is missing, or is flat out inaccurate.

Speculative and tentative features will be ''in italics'' and not guaranteed to be accurate.

Double-clicking the '''Month''' header of a table will sort its contents in reverse-chronological order.

'''Other links:'''
*'''[[User:AstronautGuy/Mr. Store Analysis/Glossary|Glossary:]]''' Frequently used terms and phrases.
*'''[[User:AstronautGuy/Mr. Store Analysis/Standard-Restricted Items|Standard-Restricted Items (2013-2017):]]''' Items that were previously in Standard, but have since become restricted. Also includes old Clan VIP items.

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==2020==
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| data-sort-value="0" | Item of the Year
| align="center" | {{StackItem|Retrospecs try-at-home kit}}<br>Contains<br>{{StackItem|Retrospecs}}
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* A visionary accessory
* An [[Detect Weakness|eye up on foes]] and missed item drops
| An accessory with the following enchantments:
* +15 to all attributes
* +25 maximum HP/MP
* +3-5 HP/MP regeneration

While equipped, grants the combat skill [[Detect Weakness]] (0 MP, usable once per combat), which staggers and delevels for 10%.

While equipped, occasionally causes items that did not drop to drop in future combats.

The Retrospecs are a free pull from Hagnk's.
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| data-sort-value="1" | January
| align="center" | {{StackItem|unopened Bird-a-Day calendar}}<br>Contains<br>{{StackItem|Bird-a-Day calendar}}<br>(Auto-pulled)
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* [[Seek out a Bird|A different inspiring bird each day]]
* [[Visit your Favorite Bird|One favored bird's gift per day]]
| When used for the first time per day, grants the non-combat skill [[Seek out a Bird]] (5+ MP). This skill disappears at Rollover, and its MP cost doubles with each cast, resetting at Rollover. When cast, gives 10 turns of [[Blessing of the Bird]], an effect with 3-4 bonuses based on the current bird when the skill was cast. Birds are pre-determined based on class, path, and day combinations.

Possible effect bonuses:
* One attribute boost, ranging from +50% to +150%
* One elemental resistance, ranging from +1 to +5
* One of: 
** Item Drops (+10% to +50%)
** Meat Drops (+20% to +100%)
** Initiative (+25% to +150%)
** Monster Level (+10 to +30)
** Stats from Fights (+1 to +5)
** Decreased Combat Frequency (-3% to -11%)
* One of:
** +10-20 HP regeneration
** +10-20 MP regeneration
** +100% Weapon Damage and +20 Weapon Damage
** +100 Damage Absorption and +5 Damage Reduction
On the seventh cast per day, instead of directly giving an effect, instead gives a [[New Favorite Bird?|choice between the following]]:
* Sets the current bird as the favorite bird, grants the skill [[Visit your Favorite Bird]], gives 10 turns of Blessing of the Bird, and consumes 320 MP.
* Declines, neither consuming MP nor increasing the MP cost.

Visit your Favorite Bird is a non-combat skill (50 MP, usable once per day) that grants 20 turns of [[Blessing of your favorite Bird]], which has the same bonuses as last favorited bird's Blessing. This skill can be made Permanent.

The calendar is automatically placed in the inventory at the start of every Ascension.
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| data-sort-value="2" | February
| align="center" | {{StackItem|mint-in-box Powerful Glove}}<br>Contains<br>{{StackItem|Powerful Glove}}<br>(Auto-pulled)
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* A handy accessory
* Occasional pixels after combats
* Power playing through cheat codes
| An accessory with the following enchantments:
* +10 maximum MP
* +20 maximum HP
* +25% Weapon Damage
* +50% Spell Damage
* +5-10 HP/MP regeneration

While equipped, occasionally drops one [[The Crackpot Mystic's Shed|red, green blue, or white pixel]] after combat, and pixelates monster images and adds pixelated eyes.

Each day, starts with 100% charge, used to cast skills granted by equipping the glove:
* [[CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar]] (non-combat, 5% charge): Gives 10 turns of [[Invisible Avatar|-10% Combat Frequency]].
* [[CHEAT CODE: Triple Size]] (non-combat, 5% charge): Gives 20 turns of [[Triple-Sized|+200% to all attributes and changes the player's avatar]].
* [[CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy]] (combat, 10% charge): [[Monster Changing|Changes the monster to a different monster from the current zone]], respecting banishes and extra monster instances.
* [[CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy]] (combat, 5% charge): Delevels by 50% and deals 50% of the monster's current HP in damage.

The glove is automatically placed in the inventory at the start of every Ascension.

'''Path exclusive:''' In [[Path of the Plumber]], 3-5 [[coin]]s also drop when a pixel drops.
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| data-sort-value="3" | March
| align="center" | {{StackItem|Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog}}<br>Contains<br>{{StackItem|packet of mushroom spores}}<br>(Garden Item)
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* Grows nutritious mushrooms of many sizes
* One scaling free fight per day
| Creates [[Your Mushroom Garden]] in [[The Campground]]. This garden is an adventuring location, containing one [[piranha plant]] per day, a scaling free fight that drops [[piranha pollen]], a potion that gives 20 turns of [[Piranha Power|+20 maximum HP/MP and +3-5 HP/MP regeneration]].

After defeating the piranha plant, [[The Mushy Center|the next encounter in the garden is a choice]], that does not take an Adventure.
* Fertilize: Increases the size of the next harvested mushroom.
* Pick: Produces one of the following items, depending on past fertilizing, and resets the size of the currently growing mushroom. Using one of these mushrooms produces the smaller mushroom listed above it, in addition to other items.
** [[free-range mushroom]] (0 growth): 3 mushroom filets, no smaller mushroom
** [[plump free-range mushroom]] (1 growth): 3 mushroom filets
** [[bulky free-range mushroom]] (2 growth): 3 mushroom filets
** [[giant free-range mushroom]] (3 growth): 1 [[mushroom slab]]
** [[immense free-range mushroom]] (4+ growth): 1 mushroom slab

[[Mushroom filet]]s are size-1 good foods, and can be crafted into the following:
* [[mushroom tea]] (cook with [[soda water]]): Size-1 spleen item, gives 50 turns of [[Mush-Maw|+20 Monster Level and +10% Combat Frequency]]
* [[mushroom whiskey]] (mix with [[fermenting powder]]): Size-1 awesome booze

[[#2020-03|Using a mushroom slab produces foldable equipment.]]

'''Path exclusive:''' In [[Path of the Plumber]], the garden contains five piranha plants per day, instead of one. Piranha plants always activate [[Secret Eye]] (path skill), granting additional drops.
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| data-sort-value="4" | April
| align="center" | {{StackItem|sinistral homunculus}}<br>Hatches into<br>{{StackItem|Left-Hand Man}}
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* Off-hand item carrying familiar
* Occasional off-hand drops when empty-handed
| A familiar that attacks each round of combat, and can equip an off-hand item in its familiar equipment slot, ignoring stat requirements. This enables equipping an off-hand item with a two-handed weapon, or two off-hand items together.

If not equipped with anything, occasionally drops one of the following off-hand quest items after every 10 combats:
* [[rusty kettle bell]]: +50% Muscle
* [[glued-together crystal ball]]: +50% Mysticality
* [[martini dregs]]: +50% Moxie
* [[flickering flashlight]]: +15% Item Drops
* [[crumbling rabbit's foot]]: +30% Meat Drops
* [[outmoded fidget toy]]: +2 Stats per Fight
* [[flimsy ski pole]]: +30% Initiative
* [[discarded finger painting]]: +2 Resistance to All Elements
* [[old pizza box]]: Shield, +6 Damage Reduction, +50 Damage Absorption
* [[chipped coffee mug]]: +30 maximum HP, +15 maximum MP
* [[Left-Hand Man action figure]]: +7 Familiar Weight, tradeable (not a quest item)
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| data-sort-value="5" | May
| align="center" | {{StackItem|Guzzlr application}}<br>Contains<br>{{StackItem|Guzzlr tablet}}<br>(Auto-pulled)
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* A bubbly accessory
* Booze delivery quests for swag, substats, and software updates
* One special cocktail ingredient per day
| An accessory with the following starting enchantments:
* +10% Item Drops
* +10 maximum HP/MP
* +1%* Booze Drops
* +1-2* MP regeneration
* +3-6* HP regeneration

When tapped, [[Guzzlr Client Selection|gives a choice of a delivery quest]], which involves adventuring in a random location with a certain booze item. Depending on the Tier, completing this quest rewards [[Guzzlrbuck]]s, some substats, and permanent upgrades for the tablet's enchantments.
* Bronze Tier: Common booze, for 2-4 Guzzlrbucks and 10 of each substat
** Tablet gains an additional +1% Booze Drops per 4 Bronze deliveries, up to a total maximum of +50% Booze Drops at 196 Bronze deliveries.
* Gold Tier (maximum of 3 per day): Random booze, for 6-7 Guzzlrbucks and 50 of each substat
** Tablet gains an additional +1 HP regeneration for each threshold crossed, at 1, 8, 24, 53, 100, and 150 Gold deliveries.
* Platinum Tier (maximum of 1 per day): Specialty booze, for 20-25 Guzzlrbucks and 150 of each substat
** Tablet gains an additional +1 MP regeneration for each threshold crossed, at 1, 4, 9, 16, 25, and 30 Platinum deliveries.

Upon accepting a Platinum Tier delivery quest, provides a [[Guzzlr cocktail set]], a fancy cocktailcrafting ingredient that mixes into one of the following size-3 awesome boozes, to complete this delivery:
* [[Steamboat]] ([[miniature boiler]]): Gives 20 turns of [[Steamed|+3 Hot Resistance, +30 Hot Damage, +20% Item Drops]]
* [[Ghiaccio Colada]] ([[cold wad]]): Gives 20 turns of [[On the Rocks|+3 Cold Resistance, +30 Cold Damage, +10 Damage Reduction]]
* [[Nog-on-the-Cob]] ([[robin's egg]]): Gives 20 turns of [[Sulfurous Sinuses|+3 Stench Resistance, +30 Stench Damage, +40% Meat Drops]]
* [[Sourfinger]] ([[mangled finger]]): Gives 20 turns of [[Touched|+3 Spooky Resistance, +30 Spooky Damage, +3 Stats per Fight]]
* [[Buttery Boy]] ([[Dish of Clarified Butter]]): Gives 20 turns of [[Buttery, Boy|+3 Sleaze Resistance, +30 Sleaze Damage, +100% Moxie]]

Only one delivery quest can be active at a time, persisting through Rollover, but not Ascension. One delivery quest may be abandoned per day. Gold Tier permanently unlocks after completing 5 Bronze Tier deliveries, and Platinum Tier permanently unlocks after completing 5 Gold Tier deliveries.

The [[Guzzlr Company Store Website]] exchanges Guzzlrbucks for company merchandise, which are mostly involved in improving delivery quests and increasing Booze Drops.

The tablet is automatically placed in the inventory at the start of every Ascension.
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| data-sort-value="6" | June
| align="center" | {{StackItem|bag of Iunion stones}}<br>Contains<br>{{StackItem|Iunion Crown}}<br>(Auto-pulled)
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* A balanced hat
* Gains temporary power from winning combats in various zones
| A 100-power hat with the following base enchantments:
* +10 to all attributes
* +10% Item Drops
* +10% Initiative

While equipped, tracks the number of combats won in that zone, and gains bonus enchantments when this number crosses a threshold, at every perfect square (1, 4, 9, 16, 25, etc.). The type of bonus depends on the zone - most regular locations have bonuses, while limited-time content zones do not.

At Rollover, each zone's number of tracked combats decays to <code>floor[√(C/2)]² - 1</code>, with a minimum of 0, where <code>C</code> is the that day's number of combats. This always results in a number just below a threshold (0, 3, 8, 15, 24, etc.). This also decreases any corresponding bonuses, and results in the first combat won in any zone each day increasing its bonus, if any.

Some possibly useful enchantments and corresponding zones (not exhaustive):
* +3 Muscle: [[The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob]], [[The Haunted Ballroom]], [[The Penultimate Fantasy Airship]], [[The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement)|Castle Basement]]
* +3 Mysticality: [[8-Bit Realm]], [[The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)|Castle Ground Floor]], [[The Unquiet Garves]]
* +3 Moxie: [[The Haunted Billiards Room]], [[Cobb's Knob Harem]], [[The Hidden Temple]], [[A Mob of Zeppelin Protesters]], [[The Hidden Apartment Building]]
* +1% Item Drops: [[The Haunted Gallery]]
* +2% Meat Drops: [[Twin Peak]], [[The Hidden Hospital]]
* +5% Initiative: [[The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor)|Castle Top Floor]], [[The Oasis]]
* +1 Stat per Fight: [[The Haunted Library]], [[The Red Zeppelin]]
* +3 {{element|Hot|}} Damage: [[The Haunted Kitchen]], [[The Dark Heart of the Woods]], [[The Dark Neck of the Woods]]
* +3 {{element|Cold|}} Damage: [[Lair of the Ninja Snowmen]], [[The Haunted Wine Cellar]]
* +3 {{element|Spooky|}} Damage: [[The Spooky Forest]], [[The Defiled Niche]], [[The Defiled Alcove]]
* +3 {{element|Stench|}} Damage: [[The Hidden Park]]
* +3 {{element|Sleaze|}} Damage: [[The Haunted Bedroom]], [[The Hole in the Sky]], [[The Copperhead Club]]
* +1 {{element|Sleaze|}} Resistance: [[The Smut Orc Logging Camp]], [[Oil Peak]], [[The Hidden Bowling Alley]]

The crown is automatically placed in the inventory at the start of every Ascension.
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| data-sort-value="7" | July
| align="center" | {{StackItem|baby camelCalf}}<br>Hatches into<br>{{StackItem|Melodramedary}}
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* Volleyball and Ghoul Whelp combo
* Accumulates moisture for multiplying [[Spit on me!|combat]] [[Spit on them!|skills]]
* Improves desert exploration
* With the right tool, a source of warmth
| A familiar that after combat, increases stat gains like a Volleyball and sometimes restores HP and MP like a Ghoul Whelp, and also gains 3-4% fullness.

At 100% fullness, grants the following combat skills (both 0 MP, using either resets fullness to 0%):
* [[Spit on me!]]: Staggers, and gives 15 turns of [[Spit Upon|+100% to all attributes, +100% Weapon Damage, and +100% Spell Damage]].
* [[Spit on them!]]: When used on a copiable monster, causes them to attack twice that round. After combat, each non-conditional item drop gets 4 indepedent rolls to drop, and each conditional item drop gets 2 independent rolls to drop, potentially multiplying items dropped. Does not stack with similar drop-multiplying effects, such as [[Duplicate]].

In [[The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert]], having this familiar active gives an additional +1% exploration after combat.

With an equipped [[Fourth of May Cosplay Saber]], allows access to a [[So Cold|choice to reset this familiar's experience to 0]], giving 10 turns of [[Entauntauned]], once per day. This effect gives +<code>floor[√(X)]</code> {{element|Cold|}} Resistance, where <code>X</code> is this familiar's experience before the last reset. This choice does not use an Adventure.

This familiar's specific familiar equipment, [[dromedary drinking helmet]], occasionally grants another 3-4% fullness after combat when equipped.
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| data-sort-value="8" | August
| align="center" | {{StackItem|packaged SpinMaster™ lathe}}<br>Contains<br>{{StackItem|SpinMaster™ lathe}}<br>(Auto-pulled)
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* Industrial and balanced woodworking
* One wooden equipment per day
* Wooden scavenger hunts
| Allows access to [[Your SpinMaster™ lathe]], a shop that exchanges special wood for equipment.

Visiting this shop for the first time each day gives [[flimsy hardwood scraps]], which can be exchanged for one of the following items:
* [[birch battery]]: Accessory, gives +100 maximum MP and +15-20 MP regeneration
* [[maple magnet]]: Off-hand item, gives +100 maximum HP, +50% Weapon Drops, +50% Accessory Drops, and rarely drops special latheable wood after combat in certain locations
* [[ebony epee]]: 1-handed melee weapon, gives +100% Weapon Damage, +25 Muscle, and +5 Muscle Stats per Fight
** Grants the combat skill [[Disarming Thrust]] (0 MP, usable once per combat), which staggers and decreases Monster Attack by about 30%
* [[weeping willow wand]]: 1-handed melee weapon, gives +100% Spell Damage, +25 Mysticality, and +5 Mysticality Stats per Fight
** Grants the combat skill [[Barrage of Tears]] (0 MP, usable once per combat), which staggers and does 2 hits of 25% of Monster HP, in physical and {{element|Spooky|}} damage
* [[beechwood blowgun]]: 1-handed ranged weapon, gives +100% Ranged Damage, +25 Moxie, and +5 Moxie Stats per Fight
** Grants the combat skill [[Poison Dart]] (0 MP, usable once per combat), which deals 50% of Monster HP in [[Poison Damage]], halving each round

Equipment made from flimsy hardwood scraps disappears after Rollover.

The following untradeable items come from exchanging special wood from the maple magnet:
* [[hemlock helm]] ([[Dreadsylvanian hemlock]], from [[Dreadsylvanian Woods]]): 200-power hat, gives +100% Muscle, +30 Monster Level, and +5 PvP Fights at Rollover
* [[balsam barrel]] ([[sweaty balsam]], from [[The Smut Orc Logging Camp]]): Back item , gives +50% to all attributes, +15% Item Drops, and +10-20 HP and MP regeneration
* [[purpleheart "pants"]] ([[purpleheart logs]], from [[The Purple Light District]]): 200-power pants, gives +100% Moxie, +50% Initiative, and +5 Adventures at Rollover
* [[wormwood wedding ring]] ([[wormwood stick]]), from [[The Worm Wood]] zones): Accessory, gives +100% Mysticality, +50% Meat Drops, +30 {{element|Spooky|}} Damage, +30 {{element|Spooky|}} Spell Damage, and +3 {{element|Spooky|}} Resistance
* [[redwood rain stick]] ([[ancient redwood]], from [[The Jungles of Ancient Loathing]]): Usable once per day, gives 20 turns of [[You Have Ever Seen The Rain|+20% Item Drops]]
* [[drippy diadem]] ([[Dripwood slab]], from [[The Dripping Trees]]): 100-power hat, reduces damage dealt by drippy monsters from 30% to 10% of maximum HP.

The first four items of this list form the [[Lathed Livery]] outfit (bonus: +15 Familiar Weight).

The lathe is automatically placed in the inventory at the start of every Ascension.
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| data-sort-value="9" | September
| align="center" | {{StackItem|bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts}}<br>Contains<br>{{StackItem|Cargo Cultist Shorts}}<br>(Auto-pulled)
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* Stylish and satanic pants
* [[What has it got in its pocketses?|One pocket's power per day]]
| A 100-power pants with the following enchantments:
* +6 to all attributes
* +6 Monster Level
* +66% Initiative
* +66% Food Drops
* +66% maximum HP/MP

Once per day, [[What has it got in its pocketses?|allows reaching into one of the shorts' 666 pockets]], for a variety of results, including monsters, effects, items, and substat gains. All monsters encountered from pockets, either directly or from pocket-exclusive items, are free fights, and cannot be copied. Each pocket can be reached into once per Ascension.

Possibly useful pocket results (not exhaustive):
* Monsters:
** 317/383: [[Camel's Toe]]/[[Skinflute]], drops up to 2 [[star]]s and 2 [[line]]s
** 442: [[War Hippy (space) cadet]], drops all components of the [[War Hippy Fatigues]] at 5% for each item
** 565: [[mountain man]], drops up to 2 of each ore the [[The Trapper's Cabin|Trapper]] can request
** 589: [[Green Ops Soldier]], a hippy soldier that may drop a [[green smoke bomb]]
** 666: [[smut orc pervert]], drops [[smut orc keepsake box]], which produces 5+5 [[The Orc Chasm|bridge parts]]
* Effects:
** 242: [[Ode to Booze]] (20 turns), increases Adventures gained from booze by 1 per size, using 1 turn of effect per size
** 343: [[Filthworm Drone Stench]] (5 turns), allows access to [[The Guards' Chamber]]
** 53/152/626: [[Very Attractive]] (20 turns), +10% Combat Frequency
** 347/564/588: [[Barely Visible]] (20 turns), -10% Combat Frequency
* Items:
** 26: [[Yeg's Motel mouthwash]], potion, gives 50 turns of [[Breath of Yeg|+100 Spooky Damage and +100 Spooky Spell Damage]]
** 121: [[Yeg's Motel alarm clock]], potion, gives 1 turn of [[You Pray To Yeg Your Soul To Keep]]; after Rollover, this effect becomes 66 turns of [[Yeg's Keeping]], which gives +666% to all attributes
** 177: [[Yeg's Motel hand soap]], potion, gives 50 turns of [[Sigils of Yeg|+200% Spell Damage]]
** 284: [[Yeg's Motel toothbrush]], potion, gives 50 turns of [[Rictus of Yeg|+200% Weapon Damage]]
** 324: [[flask of moonshine]], size-2 awesome booze
** 517: [[sizzling desk bell]], leads to combat against a [[Burning Daughter]], a free fight that drops 2 {{plural|fire}} (hat) and a [[flame orb]], a Yellow Ray with a 100-turn cooldown
** 533: [[greasy desk bell]], leads to combat against an [[Astrologer of Shub-Jigguwatt]], a free fight that drops a [[star chart]], 2 stars, and 2 lines
* Equipment (disappears upon being hit in combat, and also disappears after Rollover): 
** 84: [[Yeg's Motel shower cap]], 66-power hat, gives +5 {{element|Spooky|}} Resistance and +66% Moxie
** 132: [[Yeg's Motel slippers]], accessory, gives +100 {{element|Spooky|}} Spell Damage and +66% Mysticality
** 218: [[Yeg's Motel bathrobe]], 66-power shirt, gives +50 {{element|Spooky|}} Damage and +66% Muscle

The shorts are automatically placed in the inventory at the start of every Ascension.
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| data-sort-value="10" | October
| align="center" | {{StackItem|Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium}}<br>Grants skill:<br>{{StackItem|Comprehensive Cartography}}
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* Controlled monster encounters, three times per day
* A sense of direction after combats
* Secret quest routes
| Grants the non-combat skill [[Map the Monsters]] (1 MP). When used, the next encounter in any zone becomes [[Leading Yourself Right to Them|a choice that leads to combat against any of the normal monsters in that zone]]. Usable up to three times per day.

Passively, sometimes gives one of the following after combat:
* 5 or 10 turns of an effect:
** [[Cartographically Aware|+30% Initiative]]
** [[Cartographically Rooted|+20% maximum HP and +6-12 HP regeneration]]
** [[Cartographically Charged|+10% maximum MP and +3-6 MP regeneration]]
* One of [[bottle of gin]], [[bottle of rum]], or [[bottle of whiskey]]
* Meat

Upon visiting [[The Typical Tavern Cellar]] for the first time per Ascension, reveals two squares of darkness.

Adds special map non-combats to several zones, which occur as the first non-combat per Ascension in each zone (possibly useful choices listed):
* [[The Haunted Billiards Room]]: [[That's your cue]] (gives [[pool cue]]), or [[Welcome To Our ool Table]] (play pool with ghost)
* [[Guano Junction]]: Combat with a [[screambat]]
* [[The Dark Neck of the Woods]]: Skips the first two quest noncombats in this zone
* [[The Defiled Nook]]: 2 {{plural|evil eye}}
* [[A-boo Peak]]: [[The Horror... (A-Boo Peak)|The Horror...]] (A-Boo clue result), [[Lost in the Great Overlook Lodge]] ([[Twin Peak]] non-combat), or combat with an [[oil baron]]
* [[The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor)|Castle Top Floor]]: Choice of any of the four non-combats here
* [[Orcish Frat House]]: Choice of any two items of the [[Frat Boy Ensemble]]
* [[Mysterious Island Quest|Verge of War, Enemy Side]]: Choice of any of the three non-combats here, including the one that starts the war

This skill also comes with a [[Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)|free book]].
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==2019==
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| data-sort-value="0" | Item of the Year
| align="center" | {{StackItem|elf sleeper agent}}<br>Hatches into<br>{{StackItem|Elf Operative}}
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* Fairy and Volleyball combo
* Occasional after-combat items
| A familiar that increases Item Drops like a Fairy and increases stat gains like a Volleyball after every combat. 

Occasionally drops one of the following items after every 20 combats:
* [[elf army field rations]]: Size-1 awesome food
* [[martiny]]: Size-1 awesome booze
* [[prototype stimulant]]: Size-1 spleen item, gives 50 turns of [[Proto-Stimulated|+20 to all attributes]]
* [[tryptophan dart]]: Combat item, runaway and banish that lasts until Rollover
* [[sew-on bandage]]: Combat item, restores 300 HP
* [[gingernade]]: Combat item, deals 200-250 damage
* [[really nice net]]: Combat item, stuns and delevels by 70%
* [[tin thermos of chai]]: Potion, gives 30 turns of [[Chai Guru Deva Om|+30 maximum MP and +3-5 MP regeneration]]
* [[tailored vest]]: 100-power shirt, gives +3 Stats per Fight
* [[elf army poncho]]: Back item, gives +2 Resistance to All Elements
* [[cobbled-together Meat detector]]: Off-hand, gives +15% Meat Drops
* [[discarded bowtie]]: Accessory, gives -5% Combat Frequency and -10 Monster Level

Equipment dropped by this familiar disappears after Rollover.

This familiar's specific familiar equipment, [[red-and-green microcamera]], gives +5 Familiar Weight and decreases the combats needed between its item drops.
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| data-sort-value="1" | January
| align="center" | {{StackItem|Kramco Industries packing carton}}<br>Contains<br>{{StackItem|Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™}}<br>(Auto-pulled)
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* Sausage-making off-hand
* Occasional scaling free fights
* Bonus Adventures and MP from sausages
| An off-hand item with the following enchantments:
* +10% Item Drops
* +10% Food Drops
* +5 maximum HP/MP
* +20% Critical Hit Chance

While equipped, occasionally causes encounters against a [[sausage goblin]], a scaling free fight, which drops a [[magical sausage casing]]. The encounter rate increases linearly, with each turn played since encountering the last natural sausage goblin that day, eventually reaching 100%. The number of turns to reach 100% increases for each natural goblin encounter that day.

Allows grinding PvP-stealable items into units of filling, giving 1 unit per 1 Meat of autosell value. Filling a sausage requires one casing and an increasing amount of filling, starting at 111 units and increasing by 111 for each sausage filled that day. This produces a [[magical sausage]], a size-0 food that gives 1 Adventure and restores 999 MP. Up to 23 magical sausages can be consumed per day.

Very rarely, a sausage goblin may also drop a [[bag of sausage links]]. When used, combines 69 magical sausages into a [[sausage golem]] hatchling. Each round of combat, this familiar has a 50% chance of attacking with {{element|Sleaze|}} damage and restoring that much MP.

The sausage grinder is automatically placed in the inventory at the start of every Ascension.
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| data-sort-value="2" | February
| align="center" | {{StackItem|mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag}}<br>Contains<br>{{StackItem|Lil' Doctor™ bag}}<br>(Auto-pulled)
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* A healthy accessory
* Three item drop boosts, banishes, and free kills per day
| An accessory with the following starting enchantments:
* +15 maximum HP
* +4-7 HP regeneration

While equipped, grants the following combat skills (0 MP, each usable three times per day):
* [[Otoscope]]: Delevels by 20%, staggers, and gives +200% Item Drops for that combat, usable once per combat
* [[Reflex Hammer]]: Free runaway and 30-turn banish
* [[Chest X-Ray]]: Instakills the monster and makes the combat a free fight

[[Is There A Doctor In The House?|Occasionally gives a case]], which involves bringing a medicine-related item to a patient in a random location. Completing a case gives <code>N×500</code> Meat, where <code>N</code> is the number of cases completed that Ascension, up to a maximum of 50,000 Meat. In addition, every fifth completed case permanently upgrades the bag's enchantments by an additional +5 maximum HP and +1 HP regeneration, up to a maximum of +50 maximum HP and +11-14 HP regeneration.

The doctor's bag is automatically placed in the inventory at the start of every Ascension.

'''Path exclusive:''' In [[Dark Gyffte]], the doctor's bag may produce a [[blood bag]] after combat, once per day.
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| data-sort-value="3" | March
| align="center" | {{StackItem|vampyric cloake pattern}}<br>Contains<br>{{StackItem|vampyric cloake}}<br>(Auto-pulled)
| 
* Back item tailored for nobles of the night
* Short transformative combat boosts
* Improved vamping
| A back item with the following enchantments:
* +15% Item Drops
* +10 maximum HP per Level, up to a maximum of +1300 HP
* +25% Initiative
* +4 Adventures at Rollover
* +3 Stats per Fight

While equipped, grants the following combat skills (0 MP). Each skill staggers and grants 1 turn of an effect, and one "Become" skill can be used per combat. There is also a shared maximum of 10 "Become" skill uses per day.

* [[Become a Wolf]]: [[Woflish Form|+50% Muscle and +50% Meat Drops]]
* [[Become a Cloud of Mist]]: [[Misty Form|+2 Resistance to All Elements]]
* [[Become a Bat]]: [[Bat-Adjacent Form|+50% Item Drops]]

While equipped, the letters <font color=darkred>A</font>, <font color=darkred>B</font>, <font color=darkred>O</font>, and the word <font color=darkred>blood</font> are colored <font color=darkred>scarlet</font> in chat messages.

The vampyric cloake is automatically placed in the inventory at the start of every Ascension.

'''Path exclusive:''' In [[Dark Gyffte]], equipping this item improves certain Vampyre skills.

* [[Dark Feast]] steals 25% more HP, and produces a [[blood bag]] the first time on its first successful use per day.
* [[Ensorcel]]ed monsters gain a 1.25× multiplier to their numeric bonuses.

Vampyres cannot use "Become" skills.
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| data-sort-value="4" | April
| align="center" | {{StackItem|PirateRealm membership packet}}
|
* Plunder on the open seas for fun
* One free stat-limiting eyepatch per day
* See also: [[PirateRealm Guide]]
| Allows permanent access to [[PirateRealm]], accessible through [[A Monorail Station]] in the [[Right Side of the Tracks]], which allows for one voyage per day. Completing a voyage involves sailing to and exploring three islands, taking a total of about 40 Adventures. 

Each voyage in PirateRealm starts at [[Port Beginning]], which provides a [[PirateRealm eyepatch]], an accessory that limits base stats to 20 and disappears after Rollover. Preparing to set sail involves choosing a crewmate, a curio, and a ship for the day.

Adventuring in PirateRealm requires equipping the eyepatch and having all buffed attributes lower than 100 each.

The first completed voyage in an Ascension also gives a [[PirateRealm fun-a-log]], a quest item. Adventures in PirateRealm drop FunPoints, which can be redeemed for items through the Fun-a-log. FunPoints are kept through Ascending, but the Fun-a-log must be reacquired each Ascension.

Some possibly useful islands:
* [[Crab Island]] (Island #1): Consists of fighting 4 [[giant crab]]s (base Meat drop of 150), followed by fighting a [[giant giant crab]] (base Meat drop of 2000).
* [[Key Key]] (Island #1, requires [[Glass Jack's spyglass]] curio): Gives one of [[Boris's key]], [[Jarlsberg's key]], or [[Sneaky Pete's key]] upon completion.
* [[Dessert Island]] (Island #1, requires Cuisinier crewmate): [[Melty freezeface]]s here may drop an [[oversized ice molecule]], a size-1 spleen item that gives [[Icy Composition|50 turns]] of +5 {{element|Cold|}} Resistance, +25 {{element|Cold|}} Damage, and +50 {{element|Cold|}} Spell Damage, and upon completion, gives a [[cocoa of youth]], a usable item that extends the duration of up to 10 effects by 5 Adventures.
* [[Trash Island]] (Island #2, requires [[curious anemometer]] curio): Consists of fighting 4 [[cockroach]]es (base Meat drop of 500), and upon completion, gives 2-3 each of 4 random tradeable items.
* [[Tiki Island]] (Island #3): [[Tiki idol]]s here drop a [[Tiki Mixology]] cocktailcrafting ingredient, including {{plural|huge mint leaf}}, also usable as potions for 20 turns of [[Mint-Condition Breath|+50% Moxie]].

Some possibly useful Fun-a-Log items:
* [[crabsicle]]: Size-2 EPIC food.
* [[pirate shaving cream]]: Potion, gives 40 turns of [[The Best a Pirate Can Get|+10 Moxie and +25% Moxie stat gains]].
* [[bottle of dark rhum|bottle of dark]]/[[bottle of extra-dark rhum|extra-dark]]/[[bottle of super-extra-dark rhum|super-extra-dark rhum]]: Size-2 good booze, cocktailcrafts with tiki idol drops into size-4, 5, and 6 awesome booze that gives 20/30/40 turns of +100% of one attribute and +10% stat gains for that attribute.

Using a [[PirateRealm guest pass]] allows for one journey through PirateRealm until Rollover, for players without permanent access. 
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| data-sort-value="5" | May
| align="center" | {{StackItem|Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit}}<br>Contains<br>{{StackItem|Fourth of May Cosplay Saber}}<br>(Auto-pulled)
|
* Festive, colorful 1-handed weapon
* [[Using the Force|Five free combat manipulations]] per day, including banishes, combat repeating, and forced item drops
| A 1-handed melee weapon with the following attributes:
* +20% to all attributes
* +4 Prismatic Damage
* +1 Resistance to All Elements

Once per day, allows for a free upgrade, providing a choice of an additional enchantment that lasts until Rollover:
* +15-20 MP regeneration
* +20 Monster Level
* +3 Resistance to All Elements
* +10 Familiar Weight

Attacks with this weapon make futuristic sound effects, and use the highest buffed attribute to determine hit chance and damage.

While equipped, grants the combat skill [[Use the Force, %playername!]] (0 MP, 5 uses per day). When used on a copiable monster, ends combat without using a turn, and giving a [[Using the Force|choice of one of the following effects]]:
* <code>"I am not the adventurer you are looking for."</code>: 30-turn banish.
* <code>"You will go find two friends and meet me here."</code>: Causes the monster to appear for the next 3 encounters in its native location.
* <code> "You will drop your things and walk away."</code>: Produces all of the monster's non-conditional item drops.

The cosplay saber is automatically placed in the inventory at the start of every Ascension.
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| data-sort-value="6" | June
| align="center" | {{StackItem|rune-strewn spoon cocoon}}<br>Contains<br>{{StackItem|hewn moon-rune spoon}}<br>(Auto-pulled)
| 
* A commune of boons in an accessory
* Gives a [[Spoon Boon|typhoon of color]] when equipped at Rollover
* Grants a [[Dragoon Platoon|staggering]] [[Spittoon Monsoon|combat]] [[Festoon Buffoon|skill]] in the tune of class mainstat
* Allows [[moon sign|moon attunement]]
* Opportune rhyming
| An accessory with the following enchantments:
* +3 Stats per Fight
* +5 Familiar Weight
* +10% Critical Hit Chance
* +10 Spell Damage
* +25% Initiative
* +5 to all attributes
* +25 maximum HP/MP

When equipped at Rollover, gives 50 turns of [[Spoon Boon]], which gives the following:
* +10% to all attributes
* +5 Prismatic Damage
* +10 Damage to Spells of All Elements
* +2 Resistance to All Elements

While equipped, gives a 0-MP combat skill, usable once per combat. The skill's effect depends on class mainstat.
* Muscle ([[Dragoon Platoon]]): Staggers and deals two hits of physical damage.
* Mysticality ([[Spittoon Monsoon]]): Staggers and deals {{element|Stench|}} and {{element|Sleaze|}} Damage.
* Moxie ([[Festoon Buffoon]]): Staggers and delevels by 7%.

While equipped, sometimes replaces words in combat messages with italicized rhyming words, and after combat, sometimes drops a [[cartoon harpoon]]. When used on a player, gives them 100 turns of [[Harpooned and Marooned]], which replaces some words in chat messages with italicized rhyming words, consuming one turn of the effect per message.

Once per Ascension, can be used from inventory to change [[moon sign]]s.

The spoon is automatically placed in the inventory at the start of every Ascension.

'''Path exclusive:''' In [[Two Crazy Random Summer]], the spoon has a total of 11 [[Item Modifier#Equipment Modifiers|Item Modifiers]], translating into 11 enchantments that depend on class and moon sign.
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| data-sort-value="7" | July
| align="center" | {{StackItem|Beach Comb Box}}<br>Contains<br>{{StackItem|Beach Comb}}<br>(Auto-pulled)
| 
* Fashionable accessory for shore scavenging
* [[Comb the Beach|11 free combings per day, good for beachy items and effects]]
* [[Beach Combo]]t suite
| An accessory with the following enchantments:
* +20% Moxie
* +8-12 MP regeneration
* +5 Familiar Weight

While equipped, grants the [[Beach Combo]] combat skill (0 MP), which deals two hits of physical damage and a third hit in a random element. Usable once per combat.

[[Comb the Beach|Allows for 11 free beach combings per day. After the first 11 combings, each combing costs one Adventure each.]]

Certain coordinates have beach heads, which give 50 turns of an effect when combed, each obtainable once per day. After combing a head for the first time, unlocks a button to gain its effect, counting as a beach combing.
* 420 ({{element|Hot|}})/2323 ({{element|Cold|}})/4242 ({{element|Stench|}})/6969 ({{element|Spooky|}})/8888 ({{element|Sleaze|}}): For one element, +3 Resistance, +15 Damage, +15 Damage to Spells of that element
* 37: [[Lack of Body-Building|+50% Muscle and +25% Weapon Damage]]
* 3737: [[We're All Made of Starfish|+50% Mysticality and +25% Spell Damage]]
* 7114: [[Pomp & Circumsands|+50% Moxie and +25% Ranged Damage]]
* 1111: [[Do I Know You From Somewhere?|+5 Familiar Weight]]
* 5555: [[Resting Beach Face|+50% Initiative]]
* 9696: [[You Learned Something Maybe!|+5 Stats per Fight]]

Provides the option to consume 10 free beach combings and produce the following 10 items:
* [[magenta seashell|magenta]], [[cyan seashell|cyan]], [[green seashell|green]], [[gray seashell|gray]], and [[yellow seashell]]: Potions, each gives 20 turns of +1 Resistance to a single element
* [[bunch of sea grapes]]: Usable, produces [[bottle of sea wine]], a size-1 awesome booze
* [[kelp]]: Size-1 spleen item, gives 50 turns of [[Does a Body Good|+60 maximum HP, +30 maximum MP, and +10 Damage Reduction]]
* [[driftwood hat]], [[driftwood pants]], and [[driftwood bracelet]]: 50-power hat, 50-power pants, and accessory; each item has 9 minimal enchantments and disappears after Rollover

If not combing a head, combing the beach typically produces one of the above items and 2-4 {{plural|grain of sand}}, combat items that delevel for 1-2. Less frequently, it will produce another sea-related item.

Asking [[Grandpa]] about <code>Hierfal</code> will permanently add a twinkle to spots that yield non-common items.

For players without a Beach Comb, using a [[piece of driftwood]] produces a [[driftwood beach comb]], an accessory that gives +1% Moxie, +1-2 MP regeneration, +1 Familiar Weight, and allows for beach combing, and disappears after Rollover.

The Beach Comb is automatically placed in the inventory at the start of each Ascension.
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| data-sort-value="8" | August
| align="center" | {{StackItem|Distant Woods Getaway Brochure}}
| 
* Buffs from the stars, and the sky
* Outdoorsy woodcrafting
* Improved resting
| Allows permanent access to [[Your Campsite Away From Your Campsite]] in [[The Distant Woods]], and passively causes combats that take Adventures in locations with camps and/or trees to drop a [[stick of firewood]], 40% of the time. Also passively grants an additional free rest per day.

The Campsite contains the following features:

[[Gaze at the Stars|Star Gazing]]: Gives a 20 turns of an effect, three times per day. The effect given is predetermined for a given path and calendar date combination, and this effect gives doubled bonuses if it matches the current moon sign. Can also give 100 turns of [[That's Just Cloud-Talk, Man|+25% to all stat gains]], once per day.

[[Your Campfire|Campfire]]: A store that exchanges sticks of firewood for items. Equipment from this store disappears upon Ascension. Possibly useful in-run items:
* [[burnt stick]] (1 stick): Usable, causes resting in the campsite's tent to also give 20 turns of +3 substats of one chosen attribute per fight, this upgrade persists until Ascending
* [[campfire hot dog]]/[[campfire beans]]/[[campfire coffee]] (1 stick each): Size-1 foods, each gives 3-4 Adventures and 40 turns of an effect; respectively [[Traditional Eating|+25% Meat Drops]], [[The More You Eat|+15 Stench Damage and +15 Stench Spell Damage]], or [[Coffee Achiever|+25% Initiative]]
* [[campfire baked potato]]/[[campfire stew]]/[[campfire s'more]] (2 sticks each): Size-1 foods, each gives 4-5 Adventures and 60 turns of an effect; respectively [[Trial by Campfire|+10 Damage Reduction]], [[Just Like Me, They Want to Be|+1 Resistance to All Elements]], or [[Gimme, Gimme|+25% Food Drops]]
* [[whittled tiara]] (5 sticks): 100-power hat, +10 to all attributes, +5 Prismatic Damage, +3 Stats per Fight
* [[whittled shorts]] (5 sticks): 100-power pants, +10 to all attributes, +2 Resistance to All Elements, +10 Damage Reduction
* [[whittled flail]] (5 sticks): 1-handed melee weapon, +20 Muscle, +50% Weapon Damage, +10% Critical Hit Chance
* [[whittled wand]] (5 sticks): 1-handed melee weapon, +20 Mysticality, +50% Spell Damage, +10% Critical Spell Chance
* [[whittled flute]] (5 sticks): 1-handed ranged weapon, +20 Moxie, +50% Ranged Damage, +25% Meat Drops
* [[whittled bear figurine]] (10 sticks): Accessory, +25% Muscle, +8-10 HP regeneration, +5 Familiar Weight
* [[whittled owl figurine]] (10 sticks): Accessory, +25% Mysticality, +6-8 MP regeneration, +20 Monster Level
* [[whittled fox figurine]] (10 sticks): Accessory, +25% Moxie, +4-6 HP and MP regeneration, 50% Initiative

Tent: Uses one Adventure, removes most negative effects and restores up to 200-300 HP and 100-150 MP. After using a burnt stick, also gives 20 turns of +3 substats of one attribute per fight. With [[Resting#Free Rests|free rests]] available, does not use an Adventure.

'''Path Exclusive:''' In [[Kingdom of Exploathing]], the Campsite is still accessible, despite the path blocking off most of The Distant Woods.
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| data-sort-value="9" | September
| align="center" | {{StackItem|packaged Pocket Professor}}<br>Hatches into<br>{{StackItem|Pocket Professor}}
| 
* MP-restoring Fairy
* Scientific skills: copying, statgains, improved Item Drop bonuses
* [[%25fn, deliver your thesis!|Mass-Adventure equivalence]]
| A familiar that increases Item Drops like a Fairy and restores MP like a Ghoul Whelp after every combat.

While active, grants the following combat skills (0 MP each, each usable once per combat).
* [[%25fn, lecture on velocity|Lecture on velocity]]: Delevels by <code>v</code> and gives <code>v</code> mainstat substats (maximum of 150 substats). <code>v</code> is <code>(0.10 × monsterAttack) + (0.33 × weight)</code>.
* [[%25fn, lecture on mass|Lecture on mass]]: After combat, for each possible item drop, rolls three times, instead of just once.
* [[%25fn, lecture on relativity|Lecture on relativity]]: Against copiable monsters, after winning that combat, forces another encounter against the same monster, occurring in the same location.

The "Lecture" skills have a shared maximum of <code>√(weight)</code> (rounded up) uses per day.

When this familiar has at least 400 experience (base weight of 20 pounds), grants the combat skill [[%25fn, deliver your thesis!|Deliver your thesis!]] (0 MP), an instakill that forfeits stats, Meat, and item drops after combat. Also decreases the familiar's total experience by 200, and grants up to 11 Adventures, based on the monster's HP. Usable once per day.

This familiar's specific equipment, [[Pocket Professor memory chip]], provides an additional two uses of Lectures per day, when equipped.
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| data-sort-value="10" | October
| align="center" | {{StackItem|Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper}}<br>Contains<br>{{StackItem|Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper}}<br>(Auto-pulled)
| 
* Pharmaceutical accessory
* An octet of pills for many situations, in exchange for spleen space
* First daily pill is "free"
| An accessory with the following enchantments:
* +20 maximum HP
* +10-15 HP/MP regeneration
* +10 to all attributes

While equipped, blocks the monster's first attack in each combat.

[[Take your Pills|Contains a variety of different pills, which are immediately consumed upon selecting.]] The first pill per day is free, and each pill after that fills 3 spleen space.
* Monday - Explodinall: Forces all non-conditional item drops to drop in the next combat, and gives 29 turns of [[Everything Looks Yellow]], which further disables this option while active.
* Tuesday - Extendicillin: Doubles the duration of the next potion used.
* Wednesday - Sneakisol: Gives a hidden "effect" that effectively forces the next encounter to be a non-combat, if appropriate for that zone. This "effect" disappears after a valid non-combat encounter.
* Thursday - Rainbowolin: Gives 30 turns of [[Rainbowolin|+4 Resistance to All Elements]].
* Friday - Hulkien: Gives 30 turns of [[Hulkien|+100% to all attributes]].
* Saturday - Fidoxene: Gives 30 turns of an [[Fidoxene|effect that forces all familiars to have a base weight of 20 pounds	]].
* Sunday - Surprise Me: Sets the semi-rare counter to the current turns played, causing the next encounter to be a [[Semi-Rare Adventures|semi-rare encounter]] if appropriate, and also "forgets" the previous semi-rare encounter. This overrides the restriction that normally prevents obtaining the same semi-rare twice in a row.
* Funday - Telecybin: Gives 30 turns of [[Funday!|randomized Adventure locations.]]

The Pill Keeper is automatically placed in the inventory at the start of each Ascension.
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| data-sort-value="11" | November
| align="center" | {{StackItem|unopened diabolic pizza cube box}}<br>Contains<br>{{StackItem|diabolic pizza cube}}<br>(Workshed item)
| 
* Transmuter of items into devilish pizza
* Effects and bonus items from below
* See also:  [https://github.com/ggvgiu/PizzaCubeGUI Pizza Cube GUI Script]
| Installs a diabolic pizza cube in [[Your Workshed]], which consumes four items as ingredients to produce a [[diabolic pizza]], a size-3 food that disappears after Rollover. Only PvP-stealable items that are not gift items or sold in NPC stores are eligible ingredients. The pizza cube is usable while there is no diabolic pizza in the inventory. 

A diabolic pizza's ingredients influence the following:
* Adventure yield: Grants <code>(total character count in item names) / 10</code> Adventures, up to a maximum of 15 Adventures at 145+ characters. 
* Substat yield: Grants 10 Muscle substats per size of food ingredients, and grants 10 Moxie substats per size of booze ingredients (maximum of 150 substats per item). 
* Effect granted: Uses the first character of each item to match the beginning of an effect name, randomly choosing one if there are multiple matches. Some effects are unavailable.
* Effect duration:  Grants <code>√(total autosell value)</code> turns (rounded up, minimum of 5 turns), up to a maximum of 100 turns from a total value of 9,901+ Meat.
* Special modifier: Gives an additional result upon consumption, randomly choosing one if multiple possible modifiers:
** <code>military/violent/warlike</code> (combat item): Produces three unique items from the following pool: [[sonar-in-a-biscuit]], [[Duskwalker syringe]], [[cocktail napkin]], [[unnamed cocktail]], [[cigarette lighter]], [[glark cable]], [[short writ of habeas corpus]]
** <code>drugged/medicinal</code> (spleen item): Grants an additional <code>20×Level</code> substats to all attributes. 
** <code>for kids/for pets/with a toy surprise</code> (familiar hatchling or familiar equipment): Grants the active familiar 40 experience, and produces its specific familiar equipment if any, or a [[lead necklace]].
** <code>with extra cheese</code> ("cheese" or "milk" item): Produces 3 {{plural|goat cheese}}.
** <code>fortunate/lucky/Sneaky Pete's</code> ("green" or "luck" item): Produces a [[disassembled clover]].
** <code>cosmic/galactic/stellar</code> ("dot", "space", or "star" item): Produces five {{plural|star}}.
** <code>fake</code> ("cloak" item): Produces a [[dead mimic]].
** (none of the above): Produces 400-600 Meat.

Having [[Pizza Lover]] (passive skill) adds an additional 3 Adventures and doubles stat gains from food/booze ingredients, but does not double stat gains from the <code>drugged/medicinal</code> modifier.
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| data-sort-value="12" | December
| align="center" | {{StackItem|red-spotted snapper roe}}<br>Hatches into<br>{{StackItem|Red-Nosed Snapper}}
|
* Aquatic Fairy, improved underwater
* [[Monster Types|Phylum booster]], rewards items after defeating enough
| An aquatic familiar that increases Item Drops after combat. In underwater combats, this bonus gains a 1.5× weight modifier.

[[Adjust Your Fish|Can be adjusted]] through the character pane to guide toward a specific [[Monster Types]]. This adds two instances of all monsters of that type to their native zones as long as this familiar is active. After defeating 11 monsters of that type, drops an item. Changing the tracked Monster Type resets progress toward the next drop.

Possibly useful in-run items:
* [[guffin]] (goblins): Size-3 awesome food
* [[boot flask]] (orcs): Size-3 awesome booze
* [[patch of extra-warm fur]] (beasts): Potion, gives 20 turns of [[Furrier Than Thou|+5 Cold Resistance]]
* [[unfinished pleasure]] (undead): Potion, gives 20 turns of [[Pleasant Forecast|+5 Spooky Resistance]]
* [[industrial lubricant]] (constructs): Size-1 spleen item, gives 30 turns of [[Industrially Lubricated|+150% Initiative]]
* [[vial of humanoid growth hormone]] (humanoids): Size-1 spleen item, gives 30 turns of [[HGH-charged|+50% Muscle stat gains]]
* [[micronova]] (constellations): Combat item, Yellow Ray with a 149-turn cooldown
* [[human musk]] (dudes): Combat item, runaway (first three per day are free) and banishes until Rollover
* [[powdered madness]] (horrors): Combat item, free kill, maximum of five uses per day
* [[goodberry]] (plants): Combat item, restores all HP
|}

==2018==
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! width="5%" | Month
! class="unsortable" width="10%" | Item
! class="unsortable" width="15%" | Summary
! class="unsortable" | Description
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| data-sort-value="0" | Item of the Year
| align="center" | {{StackItem|kerosene-soaked skip}}<br>Hatches into<br>{{StackItem|Garbage Fire}}
|
* Fairy and always-acting Ghoul Whelp combo
* Fiery, fleeting consumables
| A familiar that increases Item Drops like a Fairy and restores HP and MP like a Ghoul Whelp after every combat. 

After 5 combats in an Ascension, and every 30 combats after that, drops one of the following items:
* [[extra-toasted half sandwich]]: Size-1 awesome food, gives 20 turns of [[Stop the Presses!|+100% maximum HP]]
* [[mulled hobo wine]]: Size-1 awesome booze, gives 20 turns of [[Burnt 'n' Turnt|+100% maximum MP]]
* [[burning newspaper]]: Combat item, staggers and deals {{element|Hot|}} damage. Also usable to produce a piece of the [[Pyrotechnic Paper Paraphernalia]] outfit (bonus: +30 {{element|Hot|}} Damage and +30 Damage to {{element|Hot|}} Spells). Each item disappears after Rollover.
** [[burning paper hat]]: 100-power hat, gives +3 {{element|Stench|}} Resistance, +25 maximum HP/MP, +6-10 HP/MP regeneration
** [[burning cape]]: Back item, gives +3 {{element|Hot|}} Resistance, +25 maximum HP/MP, +5 Adventures at Rollover
** [[burning paper slippers]]: Accessory, gives +3 {{element|Cold|}} Resistance, +25 maximum HP/MP, +50% Initiative
** [[burning paper jorts]]: 100-power pants, gives +3 {{element|Sleaze|}} Resistance, +25 maximum HP/MP, +25 Spell Damage
** [[burning paper crane]]: Off-hand, gives +3 {{element|Spooky|}} Resistance, +25 maximum HP/MP, +10 Familiar Weight
The first item drop will always be a burning newspaper. 
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| data-sort-value="1" | January
| align="center" | {{StackItem|January's Garbage Tote (unopened)}}<br>Contains<br>{{StackItem|January's Garbage Tote}}<br>(Auto-pulled)
| 
* Rummageable for various equipment
* Short-lived damage reduction, doubled Item Drop bonuses, and doubled stat gains
| Contains an assortment of equipment. Only one item may be taken out of the tote at a time; taking another item replaces the previous item, acting like a foldable. 
* [[deceased crimbo tree]]: Off-hand, has 1000 needles which are consumed to block damage, at a rate of about 6-9 needles per damage
* [[broken champagne bottle]]: 1-handed knife, gives +4-8 MP regeneration, +50% Weapon Damage, and doubles Item Drop bonuses for 11 combats
* [[tinsel tights]]: 50-power pants, gives +25 Monster Level, +10 {{element|Sleaze|}} Damage
* [[wad of used tape]]: 50-power hat, gives +10% to all attributes, +15% Item Drops, +30% Meat Drops
* [[makeshift garbage shirt]]: 50-power shirt, gives +3 Stats per Fight, +3 PvP Fights at Rollover, +10 {{element|Stench|}} Damage, and doubles stat gains for 37 combats
When the "charges" for the tree, bottle, or shirt run out in combat, the item disappears, though another one may still be taken out of the tote. The "charges" for each item reset upon retrieving the item for the first time per day.

The tote is automatically placed in the inventory at the start of every Ascension.
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| data-sort-value="2" | February
| align="center" | {{StackItem|Clan Carnival Game}}<br>(VIP Lounge)
| 
* One NPC's fortune per day
* Three clanmate compatibility tests per day
| <div id="2018-02">Installs [[Madame Zatara’s Relationship Fortune Teller]] in the Clan VIP Lounge, which allows for <!-- eastern mystical --> love consultations with Seaside Town NPCs (1/day) and clanmates (3/day).</div>

Consulting with an NPC gives 100 turns of an effect:
* Susie: [[A Girl Named Sue|+5 Familiar Weight, +10 Familiar Damage, +5 Familiar experience per combat]]
* Hagnk: [[There's No N in Love|+50% Item Drops, +50% Booze Drops, +50% Food Drops]]
* The Meatsmith: [[Meet the Meat|+100% Meat Drops, +50% Gear Drops]]
* Gunther: [[Gunther Than Thou|+100% Muscle, +5 Muscle Stats per fight, +50% maximum HP]]
* Gorgonzola: [[Everybody Calls Him Gorgon|+100% Mysticality, +5 Mysticality Stats per fight, +50% maximum MP]]
* Shifty: [[They Call Him Shifty Because...|+100% Moxie, +5 Moxie Stats per fight, +50% Initiative]]

Consulting with a clanmate asks both players three questions each, then gives the player that initiated the consultation an item. The type of item is determined by which clanmate consultation of the day it was, and if the players showed low or high compatibility in their responses. 
* First: A size-1 good food/booze OR an item usable on other players for cosmetic effects
* Second: A 20-turn potion OR a Mysterious Box
* Third: An outfit piece, for the [[Genie Garments]] outfit (bonus: +5% Critical Hit Chance) OR the [[Psychic Enpsemble]] outfit (bonus: +10% Critical Spell Chance)
On a high compatibility response, each consultation has a low chance of giving a skillbook in addition to the listed item.
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| data-sort-value="3" | March
| align="center" | {{StackItem|Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them}}<br>Contains<br>{{StackItem|packet of tall grass seeds}}<br>(Garden Item)
| 
* Grows tufts of grass
* Grass is full of surprises and friends and surprising friends
| <div id="2018-03">Creates [[Tall Grass]] in [[The Campground]], which grows one tuft of grass per day. Unlike other gardens, "harvesting" removes one tuft at a time, rather than all in one click. Each tuft contains one of the following items:</div>
* Familiar equipment, usable by any familiar and disappears after Rollover, gives +10 Familiar Weight and another bonus:
** [[smoke ball]]: [[Run Away|Running away]] from combat always succeeds<!-- , and gives substats -->
** [[shell bell]]: When familiar deals damage, restores HP equal to 50% of the damage dealt
** [[muscle band]]: When familiar deals damage, deals 50% of the damage dealt in a separate instance
** [[luck incense]]: +25% Item Drops
** [[amulet coin]]: +50% Meat Drops
** [[razor fang]]: Sometimes staggers in combat
* Berry, a combat item (also usable from inventory) that gives 20 turns of [[Berry Experiential|+6 Stats per Fight]], staggers when used in combat, and another benefit:
** [[Sitrep berry]]: Restores 75% of maximum HP
** [[Egnaro berry]]: Restores 50% of maximum MP
** [[Glum berry]]: Removes negative effects
** [[Jamocha berry]]: 20 turns of [[Berry Thorny|dealing 4-8 damage and deleveling by 1-5, when attacked by monsters]]
** [[Nadsat berry]]: 20 turns of [[Berry Critical|+30% Critical Hit Chance]]
** [[Tapioc berry]]: 20 turns of [[Berry Elemental|+1 Resistance to All Elements]]
** [[Snarf berry]]: 20 turns of [[Berry Statistical|+100% mainstat and +66% offstats]]
** [[Keese berry]]: 20 turns of [[Berry Defensive|+10 Damage Reduction and +100 Damage Absorption]]

While this Garden is installed, passively causes a [[Poké-Gro fertilizer]] to drop after combat sometimes, up to 3 per day, which grows one grass tuft when used.

'''Path exclusive:''' In [[Pocket Familiars]], each tuft instead yields a hatchling for a familiar, usable only in Pokéfam battles.
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| data-sort-value="4" | April
| align="center" | {{StackItem|FantasyRealm membership packet}}
| 
* An escape from fantasy into fantasy
* One free hat per day
* The reward of vigilantism, one [[fat loot token]] per day
* See also: [[FantasyRealm Visitor's Guide]]
| Allows permanent access to [[FantasyRealm, by LyleCo]], accessible through [[A Monorail Station]] in the [[Right Side of the Tracks]], which allows for one journey per day.

Each journey in FantasyRealm starts at the [[Welcome to FantasyRealm|Welcome Center]], which provides two pieces of equipment:
* [[FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm|FantasyRealm]] [[FantasyRealm Mage's Hat|Class]] [[FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask|Headwear]]: 50-power hat, gives +15 to an attribute and adds additional choices to some FantasyRealm non-combats
* [[FantasyRealm G. E. M.]]: Accessory, limits base stats to 100 and disappears after Rollover

Adventuring in FantasyRealm requires equipping the G. E. M. while it has hours remaining (starts with 5 hours each day), and having no active familiar.

Monsters in FantasyRealm drop the local currency, {{plural|Rubee™}}, which is spent at the [[FantasyRealm Premium Rubee™ Store]]. After winning 5 combats in a zone, the next encounter there will be a choice Adventure, using an hour and closing the zone for the day (if not the Crossroads). The Rubee™ Store sells maps that permanently unlock some zones, bypassing the need to spend an hour in [[The Bandit Crossroads]] beforehand.

The fifth [[fantasy bandit]] defeated in a day will drop a [[fat loot token]].

Using a [[FantasyRealm guest pass]] allows for one journey through FantasyRealm until Rollover, for players without permanent access.

'''Path exclusive:''' In [[Pocket Familiars]], monsters from FantasyRealm are normal combats between the Adventurer and the monster, rather than the Pokéfam battles specific to this path, allowing combat skills and combat items.
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| data-sort-value="5" | May
| align="center" | {{StackItem|God Lobster Egg}}<br>Hatches into<br>{{StackItem|God Lobster}}
| 
* Aquatic Volleyball, flexible
* Three scaling free fights with rewards
* The Kingdom's salvation
| An aquatic familiar that increases stat gains like a Volleyball after combat, and may have additional abilities based on its equipment.

While it is the active familiar, can be challenged in the Terrarium up to three times per day in a [[God Lobster (monster)|scaling free fight]]. Winning the fight leads to a [[Granted a Boon|choice of a boon]]:
* Regalia: Familiar equipment, equipping one item causes the next on the list to drop from this choice, otherwise defaults to the Scepter
** [[God Lobster's Scepter]]: Increases Item Drops and Meat Drops like a 0.5× weight Fairy and Leprechaun
** [[God Lobster's Ring]]: Increased stat gains uses Sombrero formula instead of Volleyball
** [[God Lobster's Rod]]: Restores HP and MP after combat
** [[God Lobster's Robe]]: Staggers like a Potato
** [[God Lobster's Crown]]: Increases Item Drops like a Fairy
* Blessing: Gives 33 turns of an effect, depending on familiar equipment
** Default: [[Wisdom of the God Lobster|+20 maximum MP and +40 MP regeneration]]
** Scepter: [[Intuition of the God Lobster|+10 Stats per Fight]]
** Ring: [[Silence of the God Lobster|-5% Combat Frequency]]
** Rod: [[Color of the God Lobster|+5% Combat Frequency]]
** Robe: [[Carapace of the God Lobster|+1 Resistance to All Elements, +20 Damage Absorption, and +3 Damage Reduction]]
** Crown: [[Taste of the God Lobster|+100% stat gains from food]], removing 5 turns of effect per fullness
* Experience: Gives substats to each attribute, scaling with mainstat, with the multiplier and maximum increasing based on familiar equipment
** With the Crown equipped, also gives [[Dish of Clarified Butter]], a tradeable item that produces a fight against the God Lobster when used. There is a shared limit of 3 God Lobster combats per day, through the Terrarium and Clarified Butter.
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| data-sort-value="6" | June
| align="center" | {{StackItem|SongBoom™ BoomBox Box}}<br>Contains<br>{{StackItem|SongBoom™ BoomBox}}<br>(Auto-pulled)
| 
* A musical medley of passive boosts
* [[Sing Along|Combat karaoke]] for a variety of effects
* Periodic item drops
| [[Choose a Soundtrack|Offers five different songs]], each with a different passive effect. While a song is playing, also grants the combat skill [[Sing Along]] (0 MP), usable once per combat, which has a different effect depending on the current song. After every 11 won combats that take an Adventure, drops a unique consumable item depending on the song. Songs can be changed up to 11 times per day, and persist through Rollover.
* Eye of the Giger: +1 {{element|Spooky|}} Damage per Level
** Singing: Drains HP and MP by 5% of maximum HP and gives +2-3 substats after combat
** [[Nightmare Fuel]]: Size-1 spleen item, gives one "nightmarish" charge, which is consumed when resting at [[The Campground]] (the rest will not cost an Adventure) or defeating a monster from [[The Cyrpt]] (decreases Evil by 2 in the corresponding subzone)
* Food Vibrations: +30% Food Drops and +3-5 MP regeneration
** Singing: The next spell cast deals additional damage
** [[Special Seasoning]]: When eating food, one is consumed, giving 1 Adventure and 5-10 of each substat
* Remainin' Alive: +1 Damage Reduction per Level
** Singing: Delevels by 15% of the monster's attack value
** [[Shielding Potion]]: Potion, heals 20 HP and gives 10 turns of [[Remaining Alive|+50 Damage Absorption and +2 Damage Reduction]]
* These Fists Were Made for Punchin': +1 Weapon Damage per Level
** Singing: Deals 1 Prismatic Damage per Level
** [[Punching Potion]]: Potion, gives 10 turns of [[Feeling Punchy|+50% Weapon Damage]]
* Total Eclipse of Your Meat: +30% Meat Drops
** Singing: Adds 25 to the monster's base meat drop, affected by bonus Meat Drops
** [[Gathered Meat-Clip]]: Gives 420-620 Meat

The boombox is automatically placed in the inventory at the start of every Ascension.
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| data-sort-value="7" | July
| align="center" | {{StackItem|kitten burglar}}<br>Hatches into<br>{{StackItem|Cat Burglar}}
| 
* Fairy and Leprechaun combo
* [[A Heist!|Item thefts from recently seen monsters]]
| A familiar that, after combat, increases Item Drops like a Fairy and Meat Drops like a Leprechaun, and also gains progress toward a Heist. This familiar gains a Heist after 10 combats won, with the next Heist becoming available after a doubling number of combats won since the last (20, 40, 80...). The counter for gaining Heists resets at Rollover. 

While active and with Heists available, this familiar can go on [[A Heist!|a Heist via the Terrarium]], producing a choice of an item from a list of non-conditional item drops from the last 3 monsters (excluding bosses) encountered with this familiar. Each item acquired this way consumes one Heist.

This familiar's specific familiar equipment, [[burglar/sleep mask]], occasionally grants additional progress toward the next Heist after combat when equipped.
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| data-sort-value="8" | August
| align="center" | {{StackItem|Bastille Battalion control rig crate}}<br>Contains<br>{{StackItem|Bastille Battalion control rig}}<br><br>(Auto-pulled)
| 
* 5 minigame plays per day
* Daily bundle of substats, an accessory, and a buff
* Cheeses and castles
| Allows 5 plays of the cheese-collecting castle-fighting [[Bastille Battalion]] minigame per day. After each play, offers the choice to submit the score to a daily leaderboard, which can be done only once per day.

The first play per day gives the following rewards, which can be adjusted through the side panels before playing:
* 250 substats to one attribute (Barbican)
* An accessory that disappears after Rollover (Drawbridge)
** [[Brutal brogues]]: +50% Muscle, +50% Weapon Damage, +8 Familiar Weight, +4 Muscle Stats per fight
** [[Draftsman's driving gloves]]: +50% Mysticality, +50% Spell Damage, +8 Adventures at Rollover, +4 Mysticality Stats per fight
** [[Nouveau nosering]]: +50% Moxie, +25% Item Drops, +25 maximum HP/MP, +4 Moxie Stats per fight
* 100 turns of an effect (Murder holes)
** [[Bastille Budgeteer|+25 Muscle, +10% Critical Hit Chance, +10-20 HP regeneration]]
** [[Bastille Bourgeoisie|+25 Mysticality, +10% Critical Spell Chance, +5-10 MP regeneration]]
** [[Bastille Braggadocio|+25 Moxie, +25% Initiative, +25% Meat Drops]]
* A potion that gives 1 turn of improved minigame stats (Moat)
** [[sharkfin gumbo]]: [[Shark-Tooth Grin|Boosted Military attack and defense]]
** [[boiling broth]]: [[Boiling Determination|Boosted Castle attack and defense]]
** [[interrogative elixir]]: [[Enhanced Interrogation|Boosted Psychological attack and defense]]

The control rig is automatically placed in the inventory at the start of every Ascension.

Using a [[Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher]] allows for a single play of Bastille Battallion, for players that do not own a control rig.
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| data-sort-value="9" | September
| align="center" | {{StackItem|Neverending Party invitation envelope}}
| 
* Up to 10 free fights per day against partygoers
* One free stat-gain improving buff per day
* Optional quests with exclusive rewards
| Allows permanent access to [[The Neverending Party]], a scaling monster zone in the [[Wrong Side of the Tracks]]. After every 7 encounters, there is a [[It Hasn't Ended, It's Just Paused|periodic choice Adventure]]. Each day, the party starts in an "Early" state, during which victories against partygoers and the choice Adventure do not use turns, until reaching a shared maximum of 10 turnless encounters. 

Some possibly useful monster drops:
* [[pentagram bandana]]: 50-power hat, gives +15 Mysticality and +15 maximum MP
* [[ratty knitted cap]]: 50-power hat, gives +15 {{element|Sleaze|}} Damage and +15 {{element|Sleaze|}} Spell Damage
* [[shoe ad T-shirt]]: 50-power shirt, gives +5 to all attributes and +3 Adventures at Rollover
* [[denim jacket]]: 50-power shirt, gives +10 Mysticality and +4-8 MP regeneration
* [[dorky glasses]]: Accessory, gives +30 Mysticality and -30 Moxie
* [[ponytail clip]]: Accessory, gives +30% Initiative and -30 Moxie
* [[noticeable pumps]]: Accessory, gives +10 Moxie and +1 Stat per fight
* [[van key]]: Usable, produces 3-6 random food items
* [[unremarkable duffel bag]]: Usable, produces 3-6 random booze items
* [[Purple Beast energy drink]]: Size-3 spleen item, gives 3 PvP Fights and some substats
* [[runproof mascara]]: Potion, gives 20 turns of [[Unrunnable Face|+50% Moxie]]
* [[electronics kit]]: Combat item, staggers, delevels by 25%, and restores 30-40 MP
* [[very small red dress]]: Combat item, triples monster's current Attack and Defense and gives +50 substats for that fight
* [[jam band bootleg]]: Combat item, staggers and delevels by 50%

Some possibly useful choice options:
* Full HP and MP restore
* 20 turns of [[Spiced Up|+20% Muscle stat gains]]
* 20 turns of [[Tomes of Opportunity|+20% Mysticality stat gains]]
* 20 turns of [[The Best Hair You've Ever Had|+20% Moxie stat gains]]
* 50 turns of [[Citronella Armpits|+30 Monster Level]]
* [[intimidating chainsaw]]: 2-handed melee weapon, gives +100% Weapon Damage and -10% Monster Defense, and disappears after Rollover

The first encounter at the Party each day offers an optional quest, which is likely to take longer than the 10 daily free encounters to complete. Taking this quest resets the 7-encounter interval of the periodic choice Adventure here. Finishing this quest in the same day rewards a [[Neverending Party favor]], and prevents further access to the zone until Rollover. Party favors initially give items based on how many have been previously opened, eventually producing the following items after all untradeable items have been received:
* [[party beer bomb]]: Size-1 EPIC booze
* [[sweet party mix]]: Size-1 EPIC food
* [[party balloon]]: Size-1 spleen item, gives some substats and 50 turns of [[Lifted Spirits|+25% Initiative and +5 Stats per fight]]

Using a [[Neverending Party guest pass]] allows entrance to the Party, but without the turnless encounters and until Rollover, for players without permanent access. 

'''Path exclusive:''' In [[Disguises Delimit]], partygoers from this zone wear unique masks:
* Motorcycle (Mus), magical cartoon princess (Mys), "sexy" (Mox): +50 (attribute) and +5 (attribute) Stats per fight
* Catcher's: +100 Damage Absorption, +25 Damage Reduction, +3 Resistance to All Elements
* Werewolf: +100% Weapon Damage and +30 to all attributes
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| data-sort-value="10" | October
| align="center" | {{StackItem|latte lovers club card}}<br>Contains<br>{{StackItem|latte lovers member's mug}}<br>(Auto-pulled)
|
* Customizable off-hand item
* 3 refills of swapping enchantments, banishes, encounter manipulation, and restoration
* Caffeination after every combat
| An off-hand item whose enchantments depend on the [[Latte Shop|three ingredients used in the latte inside]]. Each day, provides three refills, which are used to change the mug's enchantments. A refill requires three unique ingredients. At the start of an Ascension, the mug is empty, and the following ingredients are available:
* Vanilla: +1 Muscle Stat per fight, +5% Muscle, +5% Weapon Damage
* Pumpkin spice: +1 Mysticality Stat per fight, +5% Mysticality, +5 Spell Damage
* Cinnamon: +1 Moxie Stat per fight, +5% Moxie, +5% Pickpocket Chance

While equipped, grants the following combat skills (0 MP each), each usable once per day before becoming disabled. Refilling the latte re-enables all disabled skills, allowing for a maximum of 4 uses per day for each skill.
* [[Throw Latte on Opponent]]: Free runaway and 30-turn banish
* [[Offer Latte to Opponent]]: Adds two copies of the monster to its location for 30 turns, stacks with [[On the Trail]]
* [[Gulp Latte]]: Staggers and restores 50% of maximum HP and maximum MP

Additional ingredients unlock after a few combats (including runaways) in certain locations with the mug equipped, these ingredients will be locked again upon Ascending.

Some possibly useful ingredients (from zones that are not detours in-run):
* Rawhide ([[The Spooky Forest]]): +5 Familiar Weight
* Hot wing ([[The Dark Heart of the Woods]]): +10% Combat Frequency
* Hellion ([[The Dark Neck of the Woods]]): +6 PvP Fights at Rollover
* Vitamins ([[The Dark Elbow of the Woods]]): +3 Familiar experience per combat
* Blue chalk ([[The Haunted Billiards Room]]): +25 {{element|Cold|}} Damage
* Ink ([[The Haunted Library]]): -10% Combat Frequency
* Lihc saliva ([[The Defiled Niche]]): +25 {{element|Spooky|}} Damage
* Oil paint ([[The Haunted Gallery]]): +5 Prismatic Damage
* Cajun spice ([[The Black Forest]]): +40% Meat Drops
* Belgian vanilla ([[Whitey's Grove]]): +20% to all attributes
* Coal ([[The Haunted Boiler Room]]): +25 {{element|Hot|}} Damage

The mug is automatically placed in the inventory at the start of every Ascension.
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| data-sort-value="11" | November
| align="center" | {{StackItem|voter registration form}}
| 
* One daily polling and [["I Voted!" sticker|a free sticker]]
* Two passive bonuses from local initiatives
* Three free "wandering" scaling fights per day
| Allows permanent access to [[Voting Booth|A Voting Booth]], in the [[Right Side of the Tracks]], which allows for a daily mayoral election.

An election consists of a choice between two candidates, and two choices out of four local initiatives in the form of passive modifiers, which last until Rollover. The available initiatives are predetermined based on class, path, and day. 

After voting, gives a [["I Voted!" sticker]], an accessory that gives +5% to all attributes and disappears after Rollover. While equipped, a scaling monster will appear when <code>(Total Turns Played) / 11</code> has a remainder of 1, effectively appearing every 11 Adventures. The first three encounters per day against this monster are free fights, and the kind of monster is determined by the previous winning platform.

Some possibly useful monster drops:
* [[ghostly ectoplasm]] ([[angry ghost]]): Size-1 crappy food, gives 3 turns of [[Haunted Stomach|+50% Meat Drops and +25% Item Drops]]; usable as a crafting ingredient to produce food that gives 20 turns of the same effect, and booze that gives 20 turns of [[Haunted Liver|+50% Item Drops and +25% Meat Drops]]
* [[glob of undifferentiated tissue]] ([[terrible mutant]]): Usable, gives 10 turns of a random beneficial effect

Using a [[absentee voter ballot]] allows players without permanent access to participate in a single election.
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| data-sort-value="12" | December
| align="center" | {{StackItem|Boxing Day care package}}
| 
* One daily care package containing a dreamy consumable, spa buff, and substats
* Toddler training, aim for the top!
| Allows permanent access to [[Boxing Daycare (Lobby)|A Boxing Daycare]], in the [[Wrong Side of the Tracks]]. The Daycare contains the following features:

Daydream Naptime Corner: Produces a random consumable, once per day
* [[glass of raw eggs]]: Size-1 EPIC food, gives 50 turns of [[Boxing Day Breakfast|+50% Gear Drops, +50% Weapon Damage, +50% Spell Damage, and better scavenging in the Daycare]]
* [[punch-drunk punch]]: Size-1 EPIC booze, gives 50 turns of [[Boxing Day Drinking|+25% Pickpocket Chance, +5 Stats per fight, and reduced staff recruitment costs in the Daycare]]
* [[body spradium]]: Size-1 spleen item, gives 100 turns of [[Boxing Day Glow|+50% Meat Drops and +5 Familiar Weight]]
* [[bauxite beret]] (3rd time in an Ascension): 150-power hat that gives +11 Muscle, and at least +23 maximum HP and +37 Weapon Damage

Day Spa: Gives a choice of a 100-turn effect, once per day
* [[Muddled|+200% Muscle and +15 Monster Level]]
* [[Ten out of Ten|+200% Moxie and +50% Initiative]]
* [[Uncucumbered|+200% Mysticality and +25% Item Drops]]
* [[Flagrantly Fragrant|+100 maximum HP, +50 maximum MP, +25 Damage Reduction, +5-10 MP regeneration, +10-20 HP regeneration]]

Daycare: Menu, for managing the boxing ring
* Recruit toddlers: Adds toddlers to the boxing ring for increasing Meat costs, starting at 100 Meat, and multiplied by 10 for each previous recruitment that day. This cost resets at Rollover. The number of toddlers per recruitment increases with gym equipment and instructors.
* Scavenge gym equipment: Adds gym equipment to the boxing ring and gives substats. The first scavenge per day does not take an Adventure, with further scavengings that day costing 1, 2, and 3 Adventures onward, this cost resetting at Rollover. Each scavenging permanently increases the equipment yield of further scavenging.
* Hire instructor: Adds an instructor to the boxing ring for <code>11X²</code> of a random item, where <code>X</code> is the current number of instructors.
* Spar: Costs 1 Adventure and gives substats, also gives extra PvP Fights for the first spar per day. The substats and extra PvP Fights gained are based on the number of Toddlers in the ring.

In addition to improving substat gains and PvP Fights from sparring, increasing toddler count improves the [[Bauxite Baubles]] outfit bonus and its components' enchantments, and the damage and bonus substats from the [[Army of Toddlers]] combat skill.

Ascending resets toddler, gym equipment, and instructor count, but not gym equipment yields from previous scavenging.

Using a [[Boxing Day Pass]] allows access to the Daycare until Rollover, for players without permanent access. 
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==Other==
These items include other Mr. Store items that are not tied to a particular month or year, and other relatively expensive and/or rare items.
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| [[Mr. Store]]
| align="center" | {{StackItem|Monster Manuel}}
| 
* Unlocks up to three factoids for monsters after defeating them
* With at least one factoid, reveals monster stats in-combat
* With all three factoids, sometimes drops avatar-changing potions
* Improves [[Combat Macros]] capabilities
| Adds a new section to the Quest Log, containing factoids and statistics from previously defeated monsters. Most monsters have three factoids, and the first factoid always unlocks after defeating that monster for the first time. Monsters with at least one factoid unlocked (or monsters without factoids to unlock) display their HP, attack, defense, initiative, element, and Monster Type during combat (similar to a [[tongue depressor]]). These stats accurately reflect any changes in combat, such as damage dealt, bonus Monster Level, and deleveling, among other effects. 

The additional information allows for more specificity when using [[Combat Macros]]:
* <code>monsterhpabove [x]</code> and <code>monsterhpbelow [x]</code> require a Manuel
* <code>match [string]</code> can parse the HTML in monster statistics

Some monsters can drop an avatar-changing potion if all three of their factoids are unlocked. These have an autosell price of 5 Meat, but are mainly cosmetic and for fun, otherwise.

'''Path exclusive:''' In [[Heavy Rains]], [[Rain Man]] may conjure any copiable monster with at least one factoid unlocked.
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| [[Mr. Store]], when selling Clan VIP items
| align="center" | {{StackItem|Clan VIP Lounge invitation}}<br>Contains<br>{{StackItem|Clan VIP Lounge key}}<br>(Auto-pulled)
|
* 5 full HP restores per day in [[A Relaxing Hot Tub]]
* 3 daily plays of a [[Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game]] for a chance at a variety of premium and luxury toys
* [[User:AstronautGuy/Mr._Store_Analysis/Standard-Restricted_Items#VIP_Lounge|Benefits of any other furnishings installed]]
| <div id="vipkey">Grants access to the Clan's [[VIP Lounge]]. At the very least, a Clan's [[VIP Lounge]] contains [[A Relaxing Hot Tub]] and a [[Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game]]. The Hot Tub can be soaked in 5 times per day, each time removing most negative effects and fully restoring HP. The Crane Game can be played up to 3 times per day, sometimes giving various Gift Items. </div>

A VIP Lounge may also contain the following additional features:
* [[Madame Zatara’s Relationship Fortune Teller]] ([[#2018-02|jump to section]])
* [[Clan Floundry (VIP Lounge)|Clan Floundry]]*
* [[A Speakeasy]]*
* [[Hot Dog Stand]]*
* [[An Olympic-Sized Swimming Pool]]*
* [[April Shower]]*
* [[A Fax Machine]]*
* [[A Looking Glass]]*
* [[A Crimbo Tree]]*
* [[A Pool Table (VIP Lounge)|A Pool Table]]*

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Asterisked items are not available in Standard or the current special challenge path. '''[[User:AstronautGuy/Mr._Store_Analysis/Standard-Restricted_Items#VIP_Lounge|This section details VIP Lounge items that are Standard-Restricted.]]'''

The key is automatically placed in the inventory at the start of an Ascension.
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| [[Mr. Store]]<br>(April 1st, yearly)
| align="center" | {{StackItem|tiny costume wardrobe}}<br>(Tradeable)
| 
* Familiar equipment, randomizes familiar's effects each combat
| A familiar equipment for any familiar that causes the equipped familiar into a random familiar for the duration of that combat, gaining the new familiar's effects while suppressing the original's effects. 

Because this equipment can choose almost any familiar, it is possible to unreliably access familiar-specific effects, even if that familiar is not owned or is restricted by an Ascension path. This includes:
* [[Frumious Bandersnatch]] or [[Pair of Stomping Boots]]: Free runaways based on familiar weight
* [[Obtuse Angel]] or [[Reanimated Reanimator]]: Creating wandering monster copies
* [[Nanorhino]]: Nano-buffs and combat skills

This item cannot be equipped in Hardcore.
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| [[Mr. Store]]<br>(during [[Twitch Livestream World Event]]s)
| align="center" | {{StackItem|time-twitching toolbelt}}<br>(Tradeable)
|
* An accessory that improves adventuring in [[The Time-Twitching Tower]]
| An accessory that gives +15 to all attributes, +60% Item Drops in [[The Time-Twitching Tower]], and confers other benefits related to the Tower. Most of these benefits involve increasing [[Chroner]] gains when adventuring in Tower zones. 

This item becomes a free pull from Hagnk's while the Tower is present.
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| Numeric [[PvP]] Season
| align="center" | {{StackItem|Manual of Numberology}}<br>Grants skill:<br>{{StackItem|Calculate the Universe}}
| 
* Uses an entered number to get a "result", up to four times a day
* See also: [http://noblesse-oblige.org/ezandora/numberology.html Numberology calculator]
| When used, takes a number as input, which is used in a calculation with other numbers. The output's last two digits determine the result, varying from acquiring 100 turns of a certain effect, acquiring certain items, fighting a certain monster, randomly affecting Drunkenness, gaining Adventures, gaining PvP fights, gaining Meat, and gaining or losing stats. 

This skill can be used once per day for each Manual used, up to a maximum of four uses per day.

Some possibly useful results:
*09: Grants 100 turns of [[Knob Goblin Perfume]], for entering the [[Throne Room]]
*14: Gives 14 {{plural|moxie weed}}, which autosells for a total of 1400 Meat
*37: Grants 3 PvP Fights
*51: [[War Frat 151st Infantryman]] encounter, which drops [[Frat Warrior Fatigues]] outfit pieces at a base 10% rate
*69: Grants 3 Adventures
*89: Grants 89 mainstat substats
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| [[Mr. Store]]<br>(August 2017 through August 2018)
| align="center" | {{StackItem|Horsery contract}}
|
* [[A Horsery|Four-in-hand fillial foal friends]]
* Each horse has unique bonuses
| Allows permanent access to [[A Horsery]] in the [[Right Side of the Tracks]], which offers four different horses, each with passive bonuses.
* Normal Horse: +10% Intiative, restores 5-10 HP and MP after each combat
* Dark Horse: -5% Combat Frequency, gives 10-15 Meat after each combat
* Crazy Horse: Increases or decreases each attribute by a random amount, gives 5 turns of a random beneficial effect after every 5 combats
* Pale Horse: +1 Resistance to All Elements, sometimes deals {{element|Spooky|}} damage in combat
The first horse rental per day is free, and every rental after that costs 500 Meat. Only one horse can be rented at a time, and horses return to the Horsery at Rollover.

The Horsery also comes with a redeemable key for cosmetic horse armor in West of Loathing.
|}

==Mr. Store Derivatives==
These items and skills are found from Mr. Store items or similar sources, but are also tradeable or at least obtainable by interacting with other players. This list does not contain every such tradeable item and skill, and is biased toward non-consumables.

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| bgcolor="#FFCC99" | Item
| Item is usable as is. May be pulled in Softcore Ascensions.
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| bgcolor="#CCCCFF" | Skill
| Item grants a skill, that can be made permanent in Valhalla for future Ascensions.
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| bgcolor="#FFFFCC" | Familiar
| Item hatches into a familiar, which will be available in future Ascensions that permit familiars.
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| bgcolor="#CCCCCC" | Other
| Item does not fit into any of the above descriptions.
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| Untradeable*
| Item itself is untradeable, but can still be obtained via related, tradeable items.
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! width="20%" | Source
! width="20%" | Item/Skill
! Summary
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| {{InlineItem|designer handbag}}
| bgcolor="#FFFFCC" | {{InlineItem|Purse Rat}}
| A familiar that increases Monster Level by half its weight.
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| {{InlineItem|dubious peppermint}}
| bgcolor="#FFCC99" | {{InlineItem|numberwang}}*
| An accessory that gives +5 Adventures and +5 PvP Fights at Rollover, +11 Monster Level, +23% Initiative, +37 maximum HP/MP, and +6-9 HP/MP regeneration.
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| [[The Game Grid]]<br>({{InlineItem|Game Grid token}})
| bgcolor="#FFCC99" | {{InlineItem|defective Game Grid token}}
| When used, gives 5 turns of [[Video... Games?]], which gives +5 and/or +5% of nearly all numeric bonuses. Usable once per day.
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| [[Deck of Every Card]]<br>({{InlineItem|gift card}})
| bgcolor="#FFCC99" | {{InlineItem|talking spade}}*
| When used, reveals the total values of active Item Drops, Meat Drops, Initiative, and Monster Level bonuses. 

This item is a free pull from Hagnk's, and is not affected by [[Standard restrictions]].
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| [[Signal fragment puzzle]]
| bgcolor="#FFCC99" | {{InlineItem|enhanced signal receiver}}*
| An off-hand item that gives <code>X</code> turns of a random beneficial effect after combat. <code>X</code> starts at 11, and decreases by 1 for each effect received this way that day, down to a minimum of 2.
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| rowspan="8" | [[Madame Zatara’s Relationship Fortune Teller]]
| bgcolor="#FFCC99" | {{InlineItem|rubber baby doll}}*
| An off-hand item that deals 13 {{element|Spooky|}} damage each round of combat.
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| bgcolor="#EEEEEE" colspan="2" | The following 6 skills are automatically marked Hardcore Permanent upon using their corresponding skillbook.
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| bgcolor="#CCCCFF" | {{InlineItem|Get Big}} ([[How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying|book]])
| A non-combat skill (15 MP) that gives 10 turns of [[Big (effect)|+20% to all attributes]].
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| bgcolor="#CCCCFF" | {{InlineItem|Gallapagosian Mating Call}} ([[Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos|book]])
| A combat skill (30 MP) that adds one copy of the monster to its location, usable once per combat. This affects one monster at a time, stacks with [[On the Trail]], and lasts until Rollover or using the skill again.
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| bgcolor="#CCCCFF" | {{InlineItem|Inscrutable Gaze (skill)|Inscruable Gaze}} ([[Convincing People You Can See The Future|book]])
| A [[Facial Expression]] (10 MP) that gives 10 turns of [[Inscrutable Gaze (effect)|+10% Mysticality stat gains]].
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| bgcolor="#CCCCFF" | {{InlineItem|Love Mixology}} ([[Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them|book]])
| A non-combat skill (50 MP) that produces a [[Love Potion|Love Potion #XYZ]], a quest item potion that gives 20 turns of [[Tainted Love Potion|randomly increased or decreased attributes and maximum HP/MP]]. This skill is usable while there is no Love Potion in the inventory and not under its effect.
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| bgcolor="#CCCCFF" | {{InlineItem|Acquire Rhinestones}} ([[They'll Love You In Rhinestones|book]])
| A non-combat skill (10 MP) that summons 23-37 {{plural|rhinestone}}, usable once per day. Rhinestones are potions that give 1 turn of [[Rhinestoned]], which gives +1 Moxie per turn of the effect remaining.
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| bgcolor="#CCCCFF" | {{InlineItem|Paul's Passionate Pop Song (skill)|Paul's Passionate Pop Song}} ([[Silly Little Love Song|book]])
| An Accordion Thief song (20 MP) that gives [[Paul's Passionate Pop Song (effect)|+4-5 MP Regeneration]].
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| rowspan="7" | [[Tall Grass]]
| bgcolor="#EEEEEE" colspan="2" | [[#2018-03|These familiars' specific familiar equipment are the same as those produced by Tall Grass, usable by any familiar and disappearing after Rollover.]]
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| bgcolor="#FFFFCC" | {{InlineItem|Unspeakachu (familiar)|Unspeakachu}}
| A familiar that attacks and restores MP like a [[Star Starfish]], and after combat, has a 5% chance of extending active effect durations by 5 turns, with each effect having a 50% chance of being extended. 
* Equipment: [[shell bell]]
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| bgcolor="#FFFFCC" | {{InlineItem|Stooper (familiar)|Stooper}}
| A familiar that increases liver capacity by 1 while active.
* Equipment: [[razor fang]]
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| bgcolor="#FFFFCC" | {{InlineItem|Disgeist (familiar)|Disgeist}}
| A familiar that decreases Combat Frequency by 1% per 7.5 pounds, to a maximum of -10% at 75+ pounds.
* Equipment: [[smoke ball]]
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| bgcolor="#FFFFCC" | {{InlineItem|Bowlet (familiar)|Bowlet}}
| A familiar that attacks and increases Item Drops like a Fairy.
* Equipment: [[muscle band]]
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| bgcolor="#FFFFCC" | {{InlineItem|Cornbeefadon (familiar)|Cornbeefadon}}
| A familiar that increases Meat Drops like a Leprechaun <!-- and stat gains like a Volleyball -->after combat.
* Equipment: [[amulet coin]]
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| bgcolor="#FFFFCC" | {{InlineItem|Mu (familiar)|Mu}}
| A familiar that increases Elemental Resistance like an Exotic Parrot and occasionally attacks with Prismatic damage in combat.
* Equipment: [[luck incense]]
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| [[FantasyRealm Premium Rubee™ Store]]
| bgcolor="#CCCCFF" | {{InlineItem|Expert Corner-Cutter}} ([[LyleCo Contractor's Manual|book]])
| A passive skill that allows for 5 craftings without Adventure cost per day.
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| rowspan="7" | [[FantasyRealm, by LyleCo]]<br>({{InlineItem|FantasyRealm guest pass}})
| bgcolor="#FFCC99" | {{InlineItem|FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm}}*<br>{{InlineItem|Dragonscale breastplate}}*<br>{{InlineItem|The Ghoul King's ghoulottes}}*<br>{{InlineItem|belt of Ogrekind}}*
| Components of the [[FantasyRealm Warrior's Outfit]] (bonus: +100% Weapon Damage). Respectively:
* 50-power hat, +15 Muscle
* 200-power shirt, +15 and +25% Muscle, +3 Resistance to All Elements
* 200-power pants, +15 and +25% Muscle, +100 maximum HP
* Accessory, +15 and +25% Muscle, +5 Muscle Stats per fight
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| bgcolor="#FFCC99" | {{InlineItem|FantasyRealm Mage's Hat}}*<br>{{InlineItem|nozzle of the Phoenix}}*<br>{{InlineItem|the Archwizard's briefs}}*<br>{{InlineItem|the Ley Incursion's waist}}*
| Components of the [[FantasyRealm Wizard's Outfit]] (bonus: +100% Spell Damage). Respectively:
* 50-power hat, +15 Mysticality
* Off-hand, +15 and +25% Mysticality, +50 {{element|Hot|}} Spell Damage
* 200-power pants, +15 and +25% Mysticality, +100 maximum MP
* Accessory, +15 and +25% Mysticality, +5 Mysticality Stats per fight
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| bgcolor="#FFCC99" | {{InlineItem|FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask}}*<br>{{InlineItem|Duke Vampire's regal cloak}}*<br>{{InlineItem|leggings of the Spider Queen}}*<br>{{InlineItem|Master Thief's utility belt}}*
| Components of the [[FantasyRealm Thief's Outfit]] (bonus: +25% Pickpocket Chance). Respectively:
* 50-power hat, +15 Moxie
* Back item, +15 and +25% Moxie, +50% Intiative
* 200-power pants, +15 and +25% Moxie, +50 maximum HP/MP
* Accessory, +15 and +25% Moxie, +5 Moxie Stats per fight
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| bgcolor="#FFCC99" | {{InlineItem|shield of the Skeleton Lord}}*
| A shield (50 Muscle requirement) that gives +19 Damage Reduction, +50% Muscle, +50 Monster Level, and +5 Familiar Weight.
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| bgcolor="#FFCC99" | {{InlineItem|ring of the Skeleton Lord}}*
| An accessory (50 Mysticality requirement) that gives +50% Mysticality, +50% Meat Drops, and +25% Item Drops.
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| bgcolor="#FFCC99" | {{InlineItem|scepter of the Skeleton Lord}}*
| A 2-handed melee weapon (50 Moxie requirement) that gives +50% Moxie, and +3 Adventures and PvP Fights at Rollover.
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| bgcolor="#FFCC99" | {{InlineItem|Staff of Kitchen Royalty}}*
| A 1-handed chefstaff (200 Mysticality requirement) that gives +200% Spell Damage, +30-40 MP regeneration, +50% Moxie, and +4 Adventures and PvP Fights at Rollover.
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| rowspan="9" | [[The Neverending Party]]<br>({{InlineItem|Neverending Party guest pass}})
| bgcolor="#FFCC99" | {{InlineItem|everfull glass}}
| A size-4 booze that acts as a random size-4 booze when used, and is not consumed. Usable once per day.
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| bgcolor="#FFCC99" | {{InlineItem|fancy party pants}}*
| 75-power pants that give +10% Moxie and +40% Booze Drops.
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| bgcolor="#FFCC99" | {{InlineItem|party crasher (off-hand)|party crasher}}*
| A shield that gives +9 Damage Reduction, +25% Initiative, +2 Resistance to All Elements, and the combat skill [[Party Crash]] (0 MP), a 4-round stun, usable once per combat.
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| bgcolor="#FFCC99" | {{InlineItem|PARTY HARD T-shirt}}*
| A 10-power shirt that limits base attributes to 100 and allows access to hard [[The Neverending Party|Party quests]], which reward {{plural|deluxe Neverending Party favor}}.
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| bgcolor="#FFCC99" | {{InlineItem|party whip}}*
| A 1-handed melee weapon that gives +15 Monster Level, +10% Item Drops, and +5 Familiar Weight.
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| bgcolor="#FFFFCC" | {{InlineItem|Party Mouse}}*
| A familiar that increases stat gains like a Volleyball and sometimes drops random booze items after combat.
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| bgcolor="#EEEEEE" colspan="2" | The following 2 skills are automatically marked Hardcore Permanent upon using their corresponding skillbook.
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| bgcolor="#CCCCFF" | {{InlineItem|Budget Conscious}} ([[Party Planning on a Budget|book]]*)
| A passive +10% Meat Drops skill.
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| bgcolor="#CCCCFF" | {{InlineItem|Drinking to Drink}} ([[Living to Drink, Drinking to Live|book]]*)
| A passive skill that increases liver capacity by 1.
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| rowspan="4" | {{InlineItem|"I Voted!" sticker}}<br>({{InlineItem|absentee voter ballot}})
| bgcolor="#FFCC99" | {{InlineItem|snakeskin cowboy hat}}*<br>{{InlineItem|snakeskin jacket}}*<br>{{InlineItem|snakeskin thighboots}}*
| Components of the [[Snakeskin Suit]] (bonus: +100% Moxie). Respectively:
* 100-power hat, +5 Moxie, +50% Ranged Damage
* 100-power shirt, +15 Moxie, +5-10 HP and MP regeneration
* 100-power pants, +10 Moxie, +50% Initiative
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| bgcolor="#FFCC99" | {{InlineItem|slime fedora}}*<br>{{InlineItem|slime knuckles}}*<br>{{InlineItem|slime waders}}*
| Components of the [[Slime Enslamble]] (bonus: +100% Mysticality). Respectively:
* 150-power hat, +25% Mysticality, +10% Critical Spell Chance, +10-15 MP regeneration
* 1-handed melee weapon, +25% Mysticality, +25 {{element|Sleaze|}} Spell Damage, +50% Spell Damage
* 150-power pants, +25% Mysticality, +3 Mysticality Stats per fight, +3 {{element|Sleaze|}} Resistance
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| bgcolor="#FFCC99" | {{InlineItem|mutant crown}}*<br>{{InlineItem|mutant arm}}*<br>{{InlineItem|mutant legs}}*
| Components of the [[Mutant Parts Apparel]] (bonus: +100% Muscle and +50 Monster Level). Respectively:
* 200-power hat, +15 Monster Level, +25% Muscle, +25-50 HP and MP regeneration
* 1-handed melee weapon, +5 Monster Level, +25 maximum HP, +50% Weapon Damage
* 200-power pants, +10 Monster Level, +10 Muscle, +10% Critical Hit Chance
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| bgcolor="#FFCC99" | {{InlineItem|government-issued eyeshade}}*<br>{{InlineItem|government-issued slacks}}*<br>{{InlineItem|government-issued necktie}}*
| Components of the [[Government-Issued Garb]] (bonus: +25% Meat Drops and +25 Item Drops). Respectively:
* 50-power hat, +10% Moxie stat gains, +25 Damage vs. Ghosts, +5 Pool Skill
* 50-power pants, +10% Muscle stat gains, +25% Damage vs. Skeletons, +5 Fishing Skill
* Accessory, +10% Mysticality stat gains, +25% Damage vs. Zombies, and +5% Meat Drops per [[Moons#Grimacite_Equipment|Grimace Darkness]]
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| rowspan="3" | [[Boxing Daycare (Lobby)|Boxing Daycare]]<br>({{InlineItem|Boxing Day Pass}})
| bgcolor="#EEEEEE" colspan="2" | The following things have increased effects based on <code>T</code>, the number of toddlers in the Boxing Ring. 
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| bgcolor="#FFCC99" | {{InlineItem|bauxite beret}}*<br>{{InlineItem|bauxite boxers}}*<br>{{InlineItem|bauxite bow-tie}}*
| Components of the [[Bauxite Baubles]] outfit (bonus: +<code>(10 + T<sup>0.25</sup>)</code> Pool Skill). These items have their non-attribute bonuses increased by <code>X</code>, where <code>X = T<sup>0.35</sup></code>. Respectively:
* 150-power hat, +11 Muscle, +<code>(23 + X)</code> maximum HP, +<code>(37 + X)</code> Weapon Damage
* 150-power pants, +11 Moxie, +<code>(23 + X)%</code> Initiative, +<code>(37 + X)</code> Ranged Damage
* Accessory, +11 Mysticality, +<code>(23 + X)</code> maximum MP, +<code>(37 + X)</code> Spell Damage
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| bgcolor="#CCCCFF" | {{InlineItem|Army of Toddlers}} ([[My First Art of War|book]]*)
| A combat skill (50 MP) that deals three hits of physical damage and increases stat gains after combat by <code>√T</code>. Usable once per day.
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| rowspan="6" | [[PirateRealm]]<br>({{InlineItem|PirateRealm guest pass}})
| bgcolor="#FFCC99" | {{InlineItem|PirateRealm party hat}}*<br>{{InlineItem|conquistador's breastplate}}*<br>{{InlineItem|piratical blunderbuss}}*<br>{{InlineItem|pirate radio ring}}*<br>{{InlineItem|plush sea serpent}}
| Components of the [[PirateRealm Assortment]] outfit (bonus: +20% Moxie). Respectively:
* 50-power hat, +10 to all attributes, adds 1 FunPoint gained after Adventures in PirateRealm
* 80-power shirt, +2 Resistance to All Elements, +15% Meat Drops
* 2-handed ranged weapon, +5 Familiar Weight, +30% Booze Drops
* Accessory, +2 Prismatic Damage, +15% Spell Damage
* Accessory, +10 Damage Reduction, and -100 Monster Level in underwater combats
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| bgcolor="#CCCCFF" | {{InlineItem|Tiki Mixology}} ([[Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey|book]]*)
| A passive skill that allows for cocktailcrafting bottles of rhum with ingredients dropped by [[tiki idol]]s.

This skill is automatically marked Hardcore Permanent upon acquiring.
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| bgcolor="#CCCCFF" | {{InlineItem|Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety}} ([[Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention|book]]*)
| A non-combat skill (50 MP) that summons 3 {{plural|bottle of rum}} and 1-2 {{plural|lime}} and 1-2 {{plural|grapefruit}}, for a total of 3 fruits. Usable once per day.
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| bgcolor="#FFCC99" | {{InlineItem|pirate fork}}*
| A size-4 food that acts as a random size-4 food when used, and is not consumed. Usable once per day.
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| bgcolor="#FFCC99" | {{InlineItem|lucky gold ring}}*
| An accessory that sometimes activates after combat, giving a random currency. These currencies include Meat, [[sand dollar]], [[hobo nickel]], [[Freddy Kruegerand]], and corresponding currencies for any currently available [[Elemental International Airport]] and [[A Monorail Station|Monorail]] destinations.
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| bgcolor="#FFFFCC" | {{InlineItem|Plastic Pirate Skull}}*
| A familiar that delevels at the start of combat like a Barrrnacle and sometimes restores HP and MP like a Ghoul Whelp after combat. 
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| rowspan="6" | [[Comb the Beach]]<br>({{InlineItem|piece of driftwood}})
| bgcolor="#FFCC99" | {{InlineItem|spearfish fishing spear}}<br>{{InlineItem|waders}}<br>{{InlineItem|lucky rabbitfish fin}}
| Components of the [[Shallow Sea Fishing Outfit]] (bonus: +5 Fishing Skill). Respectively:
* 1-handed melee weapon, +50% Weapon Damage, +10 Monster Level, +5 Fishing Skill
* 150-power pants, +2 Resistance to All Elements, +5 Stats per Fight, +5 Fishing Skill
* Accessory, +10-12 HP and MP regeneration, +5 Familiar Weight, +5 Fishing skill
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| bgcolor="#FFCC99" | {{InlineItem|cursed tricorn hat}}<br>{{InlineItem|cursed pirate cutlass}}<br>{{InlineItem|cursed swash buckle}}
| Components of the [[Cursed Skeleton Pirate Costume]] (bonus: +10% Critical Hit Chance and +10% Critical Spell Chance). Respectively:
* 200-power hat, +25 Mysticality, +10 Stats per Fight, +5 PvP Fights at Rollover
* 1-handed melee weapon, +25 Muscle, +10 Familiar Weight, +5 Adventures at Rollover
* Accessory, +25 Moxie, +50% Meat Drops, +25% Item Drops
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| bgcolor="#FFCC99" | {{InlineItem|meteorite earring}}<br>{{InlineItem|meteorite necklace}}<br>{{InlineItem|meteorite ring}}
| Accessories, each with 200 Mysticality requirements. Respectively:
* +25% to all attributes, +25% Moxie stat gains, +200% Initiative
* +25% to all attributes, +25% Mysticality stat gains, +200% Spell Damage
* +25% to all attributes, +25% Muscle stat Gains, +200 Weapon Damage
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| bgcolor="#FFCC99" | {{InlineItem|hourglass}}
| When used, gives the number of seconds remaining until Rollover.
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| bgcolor="#FFCC99" | {{InlineItem|etched hourglass}}*
| Gives 5 Adventures upon use. Usable once per day.
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| bgcolor="#FFFFCC" | {{InlineItem|Pet Coral}}
| A beautiful familiar.
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| rowspan="3" | [[Your Mushroom Garden]]
| bgcolor="#FFFFCC" | {{InlineItem|Piranha Plant (familiar)‎|Piranha Plant}}
| A familiar that attacks and increases stat gains like a Volleyball.
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| bgcolor="#FFCC99" | {{InlineItem|mushroom slab}}
| <div id="2020-03">When used, produces a mushroom cap, which is part of a set of foldable equipment:</div>
* [[mushroom cap]]: 100-power hat, +25 Monster Level, +5 Adventures and PvP Fights at Rollover
* [[mushroom shield]]: Shield, +6 Damage Reduction, +40 Muscle, -20 Mysticality, -20 Moxie, +5% Combat Frequency
* [[mushroom pants]]: 100-power pants, +40 Moxie, -20 Muscle, -20 Mysticality, -10% Combat Frequency
* [[mushroom badge]]: Accessory, +40 Mysticality, -20 Muscle, -20 Moxie, -25% Monster Level

Each of these items is a quest item and a part of the [[Mushroom Masquerade]] outfit, which has the following bonuses:
* +25% to all attributes
* +25 maximum HP/MP
* +50% Initiative
* +5 Stats per Fight
* +10 Familiar Weight
* +3 Resistance to All Elements
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| bgcolor="#FFCC99" | {{InlineItem|colossal free-range mushroom}}
| When used, produces a [[house-sized mushroom]] and an [[immense free-range mushroom]]. 

Using the house-sized mushroom creates a [[Mushroom House]] as Campground housing. When rested in, gives 20 turns of [[Mushed|+25% to all attributes, +25% Initiative, and +1 Resistance to All Elements]].

Using the immense free-range mushroom and its derivatives produces a total of 2 mushroom slabs and 9 mushroom filets.
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| {{InlineItem|Left-Hand Man}}
| bgcolor="#FFCC99" | {{InlineItem|Left-Hand Man action figure}}
| An off-hand item that gives +7 Familiar Weight.
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| {{InlineItem|Guzzlr tablet}}
| bgcolor="#CCCCFF" | {{InlineItem|Always Never Not Guzzling}} ([[Never Don't Stop Not Striving|book]])
| A passive skill that gives +25% Booze Drops.
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| {{InlineItem|Cargo Cultist Shorts}}
| bgcolor="#FFCC99" | {{InlineItem|fancy chess set}}*
| Usable once per day, giving one of these results:
* 100 turns of [[Yeg's Glory|+100% to all attributes, +10 Stats per Fight, +5 Familiar Weight]]
* Lose 10 Adventures
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