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not sure where to put this, or if I need to store it someplace private.
rename or relocate as needed. (but send me kmail before deleting this! thanks!)

for when I'm turn-burning.

==[[Pickpocket]] while seeking [[Semi-Rare Adventures]] ==
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1" class="sorttable" style="text-align:center"
|- style="background-color: #CCCCCC" align="center" valign="center"
! Location
! Pocket
! Semi-Rare
! Result
|- style="background-color: whitesmoke;" align="center" valign="center"
! colspan="5" | [[Seaside Town]]
|-
|[[The Haunted Kitchen]] 
|[[hand grenegg]]  20% 
|{{StackItem|freezerburned ice cube}}
| +50 {{element|Cold}} (10 adventures)
|-
|[[The Haunted Pantry]] 
|[[possessed tomato]] 15% 
| {{StackItem|tasty tart}} (3)
| 
*5-6 adventures
*5-6 {{muscle}}, {{mysticality}} and {{moxie}}
*1 fullness
|-
|[[The Sleazy Back Alley]]
|[[Boozehounds Anonymous token]] 10%, [[cheap cigar butt]] 60% 
| {{StackItem|distilled fortified wine}} (3)
| 
*5-6 adventures
*5-6 {{muscle}}, {{mysticality}} and {{moxie}}
*1 drunkenness
|- style="background-color: whitesmoke;" align="center" valign="center"
! colspan="5" | [[The Big Mountains]]
|-
|[[Lair of the Ninja Snowmen]]
|[[frigid mote]] 5% 
|{{StackItem|bottle of antifreeze}}
| Sublime {{element|Cold|Resistance}} (10 adventures)
|-
|[[The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm]]
|[[caret]] 4%, [[Nardz energy beverage]] 30% 
|[[ASCII shirt]], [[30669 scroll|30669]], [[33398 scroll|33398]], and 2 [[334 scroll|334]] scrolls. 
| 
*All components for a [[64735 scroll]]
*[[ASCII shirt]] will drop only if you have [[Torso Awaregness]]
|- style="background-color: whitesmoke;" align="center" valign="center"
! colspan="4" | [[The Nearby Plains]]
|-
|[[A Battlefield]]
|[[lucky lighter]]  5% 
|{{StackItem|six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola}}
| 6 {{plural|New Cloaca-Cola}} ''(restore 140-160 MP each)''
|-
|[[Batrat and Ratbat Burrow]]
|[[ratarang]] 5%
|{{StackItem|Dogsgotnonoz pills}}
| Sublime {{element|Stench|Resistance}} (10 adventures)
|-
|[[Laboratory]]
|[[smudged alchemical recipe]] 5%,
|{{StackItem|bottle of Mystic Shell}}
| +30 [[Damage Reduction]] (10 adventures)
|-
|[[Outskirts of Cobb's Knob]]
|[[Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce]]  20% 
|{{StackItem|Knob Goblin lunchbox}}
| 
*1-2 {{plural|Knob pasty}}
*1-2 {{plural|thermos full of Knob coffee}}
*3 items total
|- style="background-color: whitesmoke;" align="center" valign="center"
! colspan="5" | [[Desert Beach]]
|-
|[[South of The Border]]
|[[calavera concertina]] 5%
|{{StackItem|donkey flipbook}}
| Sublime {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}} (10 adventures)
|- style="background-color: whitesmoke;" align="center" valign="center"
! colspan="5" |[[The Distant Woods]]
|-
|[[The Dark Elbow of the Woods]]/<br />[[The Dark Heart of the Woods]]/<br />[[The Dark Neck of the Woods]]/<br />[[The Deep Fat Friars' Gate]]
|[[unstable quark]]  20% 
|{{StackItem|SPF 451 lip balm}}
| Sublime {{element|Hot|Resistance}} (10 adventures)
|-
|[[Whitey's Grove]]
|[[mother's secret recipe]] 3% 
|{{StackItem|bag of lard}}
| +50 {{element|Sleaze}} (10 adventures)
|- style="background-color: whitesmoke;" align="center" valign="center"
! colspan="5" |[[The Mysterious Island of Mystery]]
|-
|[[Orcish Frat House]] (pre-war)
|[[packet of beer nuts]]  15% 
|{{StackItem|bottle of rhinoceros hormones}}
| +100 [[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] (10 adventures)
|- style="background-color: whitesmoke;" align="center" valign="center"
! colspan="5" |[[Hobopolis]]
|-
|[[A Maze of Sewer Tunnels]]
|[[C.H.U.M. chum]]  40%
|{{StackItem|Filthy Crown}}
|
[[Clan Trophy Case|Clan Trophy]]