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I'm a newcomer to the wiki's editing community. Feel free to welcome me...

In addition to my attempt to gather trophies and familiars, I am currently making preparations to effectively farm for meat using a NPZR.

I'm also training SmokeScreen, a one-man-project, small-time free-buffbot-to-be, to be run in future by the Privacy Protection clan, currently going through the necessary ascension runs.

<p align="center">This was stopped in the middle, I'll continue it later</p>

Now that I come to think of it, this is rather presumptuous. However my current goals are:

=== Gear ===
I have already obtained the items in green.

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| style="background:#EFEFEF" align="center"|Adventuring
| style="background:#EFEFEF" align="center"|Rollover
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| style="background:#EFEFEF" align="center"|'''Hat'''
| style="background:lavenderblush" align="center"| [[plexiglass pith helmet]]
| style="background:lightgreen" align="center"| [[Time helmet]]
|----
| style="background:#EFEFEF" align="center"|'''Shirt'''
| style="background:lavenderblush" align="center"| [[Goth kid t-shirt]]
| style="background:lightgreen" align="center"| none
|----
| style="background:#EFEFEF" align="center"|'''Weapon'''
| style="background:lavenderblush" align="center"| [[Meatspout staff]] or [[Hippo whip]] or [[ice sickle]]
| style="background:lightgreen" align="center"| [[Time sword]]
|----
| style="background:#EFEFEF" align="center"|'''Off-Hand'''
| style="background:lavenderblush" align="center"| [[Hippo whip]] or [[ice sickle]]
| style="background:lavenderblush" align="center"| [[Time sword]]
|----
| style="background:#EFEFEF" align="center"|'''Pants'''
| style="background:lavenderblush" align="center"| [[stainless steel slacks]]
| style="background:lightgreen" align="center"| [[Time trousers]]
|----
| style="background:#EFEFEF" align="center"|'''Accessory 1'''
| style="background:lightgreen" align="center"|[[incredibly dense meat gem]]
| style="background:lavenderblush" align="center"|[[Imitation nice watch]]
|----
| style="background:#EFEFEF" align="center"|'''Accessory 2'''
| style="background:lightgreen" align="center"|[[Baron von Ratsworth's money clip]]
| style="background:lavenderblush" align="center"|[[Stainless steel solitaire]]
|----
| style="background:#EFEFEF" align="center"|'''Accessory 3'''
| style="background:lavenderblush" align="center"|[[Stainless steel scarf]] or [[porquoise necklace]]
| style="background:lavenderblush" align="center"|[[Plexiglass pocketwatch]]
|----
| style="background:#EFEFEF" align="center"|'''Familiar'''
| colspan=2 style="background:lightgreen" align="center"| [[NPZR]]
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| style="background:#EFEFEF" align="center"|'''Familiar Equip'''
| colspan=2 style="background:lightgreen" align="center"|[[rhesus monkey]]
|}

=== Skills ===
The skills in green are either [[AT|AT Buffs]] or skills I have as Hardcore Permenants, in yellow - Permenant skills.
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| style="background:#EFEFEF" align="center"|Familiar weight
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| style="background:lightyellow" align="center"|[[Amphibian Sympathy]]
|----
| style="background:lightgreen" align="center"|[[Empathy of the Newt]]
|----
| style="background:lavenderblush" align="center"|[[Leash of Linguini (effect)|Leash of Linguini]]
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| style="background:#EFEFEF" align="center"|Stat Buffs
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| style="background:lightyellow" align="center"|[[The Moxious Madrigal]]
|----
| style="background:lightgreen" align="center"|[[The Magical Mojomuscular Melody]]
|----
| style="background:lightgreen" align="center"|[[The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith]]
|----
| style="background:lightgreen" align="center"|[[Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority]]
|----
| style="background:#EFEFEF" align="center"|Aptitude!
|----
| style="background:lightgreen" align="center"|[[Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude]]
|----
| style="background:#EFEFEF" align="center"|For specific points in the run
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| style="background:lightgreen" align="center"|[[Elemental Saucesphere]]
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| style="background:lightgreen" align="center"|[[Ambidextrous Funkslinging]]
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| style="background:lightgreen" align="center"|[[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing]]
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| style="background:#EFEFEF" align="center"|Combat Frequency 
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| style="background:lavenderblush" align="center"|[[Smooth Movement]]
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| style="background:lightgreen" align="center"|[[The Sonata of Sneakiness]]
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| style="background:lavenderblush" align="center"|[[Musk of the Moose]]
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| style="background:lightgreen" align="center"|[[Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation]]
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| style="background:#EFEFEF" align="center"|[[LTSynergy ]]
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| style="background:lavenderblush" align="center"|[[Lunging Thrust-Smack]]
|----
| style="background:lavenderblush" align="center"|[[Eye of the Stoat]]
|----
| style="background:lavenderblush" align="center"|[[Thrust-Smack]]
|----
| style="background:lavenderblush" align="center"|[[Rage of the Reindeer]]
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| style="background:#EFEFEF" align="center"|Meat Drop Increasing 
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| style="background:#EFEFEF" align="center"|[[Polka of Plenty]]
|----
| style="background:lavenderblush" align="center"|[[Nimble Fingers]]
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| style="background:lavenderblush" align="center"|[[Expert Panhandling]]
|----
| style="background:lavenderblush" align="center"|[[Gnefarious Pickpocketing]]
|----
| style="background:#EFEFEF" align="center"|Item Drop Increasing
|----
| style="background:lavenderblush" align="center"|[[Mad Looting Skillz]]
|----
| style="background:lightgreen" align="center"|[[Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric]]
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| style="background:lavenderblush" align="center"|[[Powers of Observatiogn]]
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=== Effects ===
I have access to 1000 items which give the effects in green, 500 items which give the effects in yellow.
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| style="background:lightgreen" align="center"|[[Heavy Petting]]
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| style="background:#EFEFEF" align="center"|[[Egg-stortionary Tactics]]
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| style="background:lightgreen" align="center"|[[Wasabi Sinuses]]
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| style="background:#EFEFEF" align="center"|[[Sticky Fingers (effect)|Sticky Fingers]]
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Quick run:
Disco Nap
Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation
Pulverize
Super-Advanced Meatsmithing

Meat & Items:
Torso awareness
Double-fisted
Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance

Food, Booze & Potions:
The Ode to Booze
Advanced Saucecrafting
Impetuous Sauciness
The Way of Sauce
Pastamastery
Transcendental Noodlecraft
Advanced Cocktailcrafting
Superhuman Cocktailcrafting

Trophies:
All level 0. All Gnomish skills.

=== Ascension Plan ===
Class, Retractions, Sign, Skill, Item, Trophies
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Current: AT, HC, The Marmot, Madrigal, Goth Kid T-Shirt, Gourdcore + Gender Bender (golden meat stack).
S, HC, The Vole, Advanced Saucecrafting, Stainless steel Scarf, 
P HCO leash, 
TT HCO Empathy
DB HC
P HC
SC HC Double-Fisted, shillelagh
SC HC Musk of the Moose, shillelagh
SC 15
DB SuperHuman
DB Cocktail
P Pasta
S Saucesphere
P+S 15
DB Mad looting
S Panhandling
SC eye
DB, marmot, Nimble fingers