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{{battle|text=This bartender isn't a frat boy -- she's the outside help the frat boys used to hire for their really good parties. She's known more for her bottle-slinging and table-dancing skills than for mixology, but she always breathes life into any social gathering. Just don't take her home -- rumor has it you'd rather gnaw your arm off than wake up next to her.

|hit=She jumps up on her portable bar and does a high-stepping dance, kicking you in the head with her stiletto heels. {{ouch|7}}

She takes off her bra under her shirt (how do girls do that?) and uses it as a double-barreled, shot-slinging slingshot. {{ouch|5}}

She juggles three sake bombs, lighting the fuses with a cigarette held between her teeth, then whips all three at you. {{ouch|5}}

She mixes up a flaming cocktail, then whips it at you. Yipe! {{ouch|5}} {{element|hot}}

|miss=She jumps up on her portable bar, but the bar collapses. Ha-ha!

She tries to take her bra off under her shirt, but gets hopelessly tangled up.

She sticks a shot glass in her cleavage, fills it with booze, and drinks the shot without using her hands. Impressive, but not harmful.

She mixes up a shot and downs it. Huh, that wasn't much of an attack.

|critical=She jumps up on her portable bar and does a high-stepping can-can, kicking glass bottles and shots at you, showering you with broken glass. {{ouch|5}}

|fumble=She spins a bottle over her head, but the alcohol drips down and smudges her mascara, so she has to stop and re-apply make-up.

|special=She calls you over and whispers something in your ear that makes you blush. And no, I'm ''not'' going to tell you what it was. Pervert.
{{acquireEffect|effect=Easily Embarrassed|duration=10}}}}

{{acquire|item=blue class ring|chance=31.1%}}
{{acquire|item=distressed denim pants|chance=0.5%}}
{{acquire|item=beer helmet|chance=1.2%}}
{{acquire|item=bejeweled pledge pin|chance=1.1%}}
{{acquire|item=kick-ass kicks|chance=1.5%}}
{{acquire|item=PADL Phone|chance=2.8%}}
{{acquire|item=sake bomb|chance=20%}}
{{acquire|item=sake bomb|chance=20%}}
{{acquire|item=beer bomb|chance=15%}}
{{acquire|item=beer bomb|chance=15%}}
{{acquire|item=tequila grenade|chance=20%}}
{{acquire|item=molotov cocktail cocktail|chance=20%}}

{{stat|48-49}}
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Occurs at [[The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)]].

==Notes==
*The [[tequila grenade]] and [[molotov cocktail cocktail]] only drop if you have completed the [[Recover the Lighthouse Keeper's Gunpowder|Lighthouse Quest]] for the Frat Boys.

==References==
* The line in the description "rumor has it you'd rather gnaw your arm off than wake up next to her" is a reference to the term (& movie), ''[[Wikipedia:Coyote Ugly (film)|Coyote Ugly]]''.
* The critical hit message may be a reference to [[Wikipedia:Monty Python and the Holy Grail|Monty Python and the Holy Grail]] where, during the Knights of the Round Table song, some knights are doing the can-can on a table and kicking stuff off the table.