Dreadsylvania/Ghosts

This describes how the Ghosts in Dreadsylvanian Village are named.

• Cold ghost
• Hot ghost
• Sleaze ghost
• Spooky ghost
• Stench ghost

Ghost Name Format

Ghost names have the form

• <First Name> <Last Name>, <descriptor>

Ghost <Descriptor>s
Cold	who accidentally fell asleep in a freezer who ate one too many popsicles who choked on an ice cube who died from drinking a <Beverage> that was way too cold who died in a skiing accident who died in a snowball fight who died of a frosbitten <Part> who died of an ice-cream headache who died on a sundae who drowned in 3 inches of ice water who drowned in a frozen <Water> who fell asleep in the walk-in freezer who should've worn a <Garment> who stayed in the tub too long who triggered an avalanche who was stabbed in the <Part> with an icicle who went ice-fishing one too many times who went outside with wet hair whose ankle got stuck to a flagpole whose <Part> froze off whose <Part> got stuck to a flagpole
Hot	who chugged a gallon of hot sauce who didn't blow on his soup long enough who didn't stay out of the kitchen who fell in a campfire who left the iron on who left the oven on who liked his baths a little too hot who misread a recipe and cooked himself who mistook his oven for his bed who ordered a meal "Indian hot" who smoked in his bed of oily rags who spontaneously combusted who stayed in the sauna too long who stood too close to a <Fire> who tried to defrost himself in the microwave who tripped and fell into his own forge who turned his water heater up too high whose giblets got burned clean off whose hot tub malfunctioned whose <Part> got burned clean off
Sleaze	died in a beaver attack who ate three whole sticks of butter and had a heart attack who choked trying to swallow three hot dogs whole who contracted fatal salmonella from drinking raw eggs who crushed her head between her own thighs who crushed her innards with a too-tight corset who died of a schoolgirl-related nosebleed who died of a venereal disease heretofore unknown to science who drank a liter of vodka and tried to dance on a rotating stage who drowned in bacon grease who fell out of a tree while peeping through a window who fried her brain with sun reflected off the mirrors on her shoes who gave herself a fatal wedgie with a monofilament thong. who got caught in flagrante delicto by her lover's gun-totin' <Relative> who handcuffed herself to a bed and lost the keys who lived very briefly on nothing but gin and cigarettes who whipped herself to death with a tassel she was twirling
Spooky	who accidentally embalmed himself who couldn't solve the elaborate deathtrap fast enough who didn't realize the calls were coming from inside the house who didn't say the three words before he opened the Necronomicon who fell asleep in the cemetery and woke up dead who gazed into the Abyss for too long who got killed in an after-credit stinger to set up the inevitable sequel who had sex with a fellow camp counselor when they were supposed to be watching the kids who ignored all danger who ignored the inbred redneck gas station attendant's warning who interrupted a black mass who investigated strange noises from the basement who ran up the stairs to get away from a killer who saw an angel statue and blinked| who should have listened to the people shouting at him from the audience who stopped to check out the creepy abandoned shack in the woods who thought the strange noises he was hearing were just the house settling who tried to spend the night in a haunted house who tripped and fell into an open grave who was buried alive, but eventually died down there who watched a video tape about a creepy long-haired girl in a well who went into the woods alone who woke up and it was all just a nightmare, only it wasn't
Stench	who ate a really old egg who caught bubonic plague from eating roadkill who dealt it one too many times who died of a gangrenous <Part> who drowned in <Foulwater> who fell in who fell into a compost heap who flipped over a port-a-potty who never brushed his teeth until gingivitis rotted his brain who picked at it until it rotted off who should have smelled the milk before he drank it who stood too near an open sewer who suffocated in a pile of guano who tried to catch a live family of skunks who was run over by a <Foulvehicle> who was swallowed by something he thought smelled bad on the outside who wasn't able to shut down the trash compactor in time

Ghost Descriptor Sub-phrases
<Beverage>	beer milkshake
<Water>	bathtub lake
<Foulwater>	a putrid swamp a toilet garbage juice
<Foulvehicle>	manure truck manure cart a toilet garbage truck
<Garment>	coat hat
<Part>	butt bung eye groin head lower back knee nipple pancreas skull whole body lower gastrointestinal tract
<Fire>	furnace fire bonfire
<Relative>	father husband mother wife