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Someone please upload this image. I don't know how to properly do it according to the established syntax/rules. So I just threw in the url instead and it turned into a picture as shown below.
{{battle|text=This is an elf who was infected with alien DNA, and has turned into a freakish monster, a parody of the noble elven form.
Don't feel bad for him, though. He was kind of a jerk even when he was just an elf.
 
|hit=He bites you with his second set of jaws. Tiny needles of pain sting your {{part}}. {{ouch|3}}


http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/alielf.gif
He drools corrosive goo on your {{part}}, turning it into kind of a {{part}}-slurry. {{ouch|3}}


He headbutts you with his freaky, suggestively-shaped head. Yuck. What's inside that thing? {{ouch|3}} {{element|sleaze}}


{{battle|text=This is an elf who was infected with alien DNA, and has turned into a freakish monster, a parody of the noble elven form.
He punches you in the face. Seriously, he just hauls off and punches you right in the face. {{ouch|3}}
Don't feel bad for him, though. He was kind of a jerk even when he was just an elf.
|miss=He tries to bite you with his second set of jaws, but you dodge.
 
He drools corrosive goo, but you hand him a napkin.


|hit=He bites you with his second set of jaws. Tiny needles of pain sting your elbow. {{ouch|3}}
He loses his balance, what with his freaky elongated skull, and falls over backward.


|critical=??? {{ouch|2}}
He tries to punch you in the face, but realizes that'd be a pretty unimaginative attack.
|fumble=


|critical=He knees you in the groin, and when you double over, he slams his freaky alien noggin into the back of your head. You black out for a second. {{ouch|2}}
|fumble=He accidentally bites his second set of jaws with the outside set, and stands there looking pained for a second. I'll bet that happens to these guys a ''lot''.
}}
}}
{{acquire|item=lunar isotope|chance=?}}
 
{{acquire|item=lunar isotope|chance=?}}
{{acquire|item=lunar isotope|chance=45%}}
{{acquire|item=lunar isotope|chance=30%}}
{{acquire|item=lunar isotope|chance=15%}}
{{acquire|item=elven medi-pack|chance=25%}}


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Occurs at [[Domed City of Grimacia]].
Occurs at [[Domed City of Grimacia]].

Latest revision as of 19:18, 8 October 2023

Alielf
Monster ID 1092
Locations Domed City of Grimacia
Hit Points 75% of Defense
Attack Player's Buffed Moxie + 10 (cap 460)
Defense Player's Buffed Muscle + 10 (cap 460)
Initiative 50
Meat None
Phylum horror
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, double jaw, leg, head
Drops elven medi-pack, lunar isotope, lunar isotope, lunar isotope
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
alielf You're fighting an alielf

This is an elf who was infected with alien DNA, and has turned into a freakish monster, a parody of the noble elven form. Don't feel bad for him, though. He was kind of a jerk even when he was just an elf.

Hit Message(s):

He bites you with his second set of jaws. Tiny needles of pain sting your <knee>. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

He drools corrosive goo on your <knee>, turning it into kind of a <knee>-slurry. Ouch! Argh! Ooh!

He headbutts you with his freaky, suggestively-shaped head. Yuck. What's inside that thing? Ouch! Argh! Ow! (sleaze damage)

He punches you in the face. Seriously, he just hauls off and punches you right in the face. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

He knees you in the groin, and when you double over, he slams his freaky alien noggin into the back of your head. You black out for a second. Oof! Oof!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to bite you with his second set of jaws, but you dodge.

He drools corrosive goo, but you hand him a napkin.

He loses his balance, what with his freaky elongated skull, and falls over backward.

He tries to punch you in the face, but realizes that'd be a pretty unimaginative attack.

Fumble Message:

He accidentally bites his second set of jaws with the outside set, and stands there looking pained for a second. I'll bet that happens to these guys a lot. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat
You acquire an item: lunar isotope (45% chance)*
You acquire an item: lunar isotope (30% chance)*
You acquire an item: lunar isotope (15% chance)*
You acquire an item: elven medi-pack (25% chance)*

Occurs at Domed City of Grimacia.