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The stairway to the next level is guarded by the ghost of Fernswarthy's ''n'' great grandfather.
The stairway to the next level is guarded by the ghost of Fernswarthy's great''(repeated X times)'' grandfather.


''"Ooooooooooh,"'' he says. ''"I'm greeeeeeeat."''
''"Ooooooooooh,"'' he says. ''"I'm greeeeeeeat."''


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<center>'''Toast the Ghost'''</center>
{{button|Toast the Ghost (1)}}
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|hit="Off my lawn!" he screams, and you trip over a rock trying to comply. Then you realize you're not ''on'' his lawn, and feel pretty stupid. {{ouch|3}}
He casts Asthmatic Sphere on you. {{ouch|3}}


He casts Cheesestorm on you. {{ouch|3}}
He says "In my day, a snorkel only cost 5 Meat." while hitting you in the head with his cane. {{ouch|3}}


He casts Cloud of Drain Cleaner on you. {{ouch|3}}
He tells you an incredibly boring story. Your ears bleed. {{ouch|3}}


He casts Cloud of Nudity on you. {{ouch|3}}
He casts <a spell> on you. {{ouch|3}}
 
|miss=He lunges toward you with his cane, but falls asleep standing up before he makes it to you.
He casts Cone of Corn on you. {{ouch|3}}
 
He casts Conrad's Crouton Cantrip on you. {{ouch|3}}
 
He casts Figaro's Fluxing Flotsam on you. {{ouch|3}}
 
He casts Flagellating Fangs of Fear on you. {{ouch|3}}
 
He casts Frozen Carrot on you. {{ouch|3}}
 
He casts Gratuitous Exsanguination on you. {{ouch|3}}
 
He casts Malvolio's Malevolent Meatblades on you. {{ouch|3}}
 
He casts Pirate Pete's Prong of Peril on you. {{ouch|3}}
 
He casts Ray of Hurtiness on you. {{ouch|3}}
 
He casts Reggie's Razor-sharp Radishes on you. {{ouch|3}}
 
He casts Spirit Goat on you. {{ouch|3}}
 
He casts Stream of Cream of Broccoli on you. {{ouch|3}}
 
He casts Swarm of Chiggers on you. {{ouch|3}}
 
He casts Wang's Wiggidy Wack Walrus Summoning on you. {{ouch|3}}
 
 
He lunges toward you with his cane, but falls asleep standing up before he makes it to you.


He tries to hit you with his cane, but you duck behind a statue and he hits it, instead.
He tries to hit you with his cane, but you duck behind a statue and he hits it, instead.


He tries to cast Asthmatic Sphere on you, but misses.
He tells you an incredibly boring story, but you manage to figure out how to politely evade him.
 
He tries to cast Cheesestorm on you, but misses.
 
He tries to cast Cloud of Drain Cleaner on you, but misses.


He tries to cast Cloud of Nudity on you, but misses.
He tries to cast <a spell> on you, but misses.
|critical="Kids today! You wouldn't know a proper monster if it hit you in the head!" He then proceeds to demonstrate. {{ouch|3}}
|fumble=He lunges forward to attack, but forgets to materialize and slides right through you. Brr!}}


He tries to cast Cone of Corn on you, but misses.
{{acquire|item=ancient hot dog wrapper|chance=1-2?%}}
 
{{stat|some}}
He tries to cast Conrad's Crouton Cantrip on you, but misses.
 
He tries to cast Figaro's Fluxing Flotsam on you, but misses.
 
He tries to cast Flagellating Fangs of Fear on you, but misses.
 
He tries to cast Frozen Carrot on you, but misses.
 
He tries to cast Gratuitous Exsanguination on you, but misses.
 
He tries to cast Malvolio's Malevolent Meatblades on you, but misses.
 
He tries to cast Pirate Pete's Prong of Peril on you, but misses.
 
He tries to cast Ray of Hurtiness on you, but misses.
 
He tries to cast Reggie's Razor-sharp Radishes on you, but misses.
 
He tries to cast Spirit Goat on you, but misses.
 
He tries to cast Stream of Cream of Broccoli on you, but misses.
 
He tries to cast Swarm of Chiggers on you, but misses.
 
He tries to cast Wang's Wiggidy Wack Walrus Summoning on you, but misses.</center>
 
 
{{stat|X}}
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Occurs at [[Fernswarthy's Basement]].
Occurs at [[Fernswarthy's Basement]].


==Notes==
==Notes==
*''n'' is a number that increases by 1 each time you face a grandfather.  As you go deeper into the basement, you face ghosts that are progressivly further up the Fernswarthy family tree.  The first grandfather you face is a great grandfather, the second is a great-great grandfather, then a great-great-great grandfather, and so on.
*This monster has 100% [[Physical Resistance]].
*Stats gained from this adventure are based on your level.
*This monster's HP is perhaps less than half of its monster level.
*''X'' is a number that increases by 1 each time you face a grandfather.  As you go deeper into the basement, you face ghosts that are progressively further up the Fernswarthy family tree.  The first grandfather you face is a great grandfather, the second is a great-great grandfather, then a great-great-great grandfather, and so on.
*Spell attacks are chosen randomly from the following list:
**Asthmatic Sphere
**Cheesestorm
**Cloud of Drain Cleaner
**Cloud of Nudity
**Cone of Corn
**Conrad's Crouton Cantrip
**Figaro's Fluxing Flotsam
**Flagellating Fangs of Fear
**Frozen Carrot
**Gratuitous Exsanguination
**Malvolio's Malevolent Meatblades
**Pirate Pete's Prong of Peril
**Ray of Hurtiness
**Reggie's Razor-sharp Radishes
**Spirit Goat
**Stream of Cream of Broccoli
**Swarm of Chiggers
**Wang's Wiggidy Wack Walrus Summoning
*You can fight it for 50 rounds, instead of the usual 30.
*{{Uncopyable}}
*The ancient hot dog wrapper's drop rate is not affected by +item.
 
==References==
*[[Snorkel]]s now cost 30 [[Meat]].
*It has been mentioned that Fernswarthy may refer to ''Futurama'''s [[wikipedia:Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]]; as such, this adventure may refer to the main character of ''Futurama'', Fry, who is Farnsworth's great-great-great-great-great-great-(...)-great-great-uncle (and due to an unfortunate time-travelling accident, also his great [etc.] grandfather).


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Revision as of 09:32, 11 October 2015

The stairway to the next level is guarded by the ghost of Fernswarthy's great(repeated X times) grandfather.

"Ooooooooooh," he says. "I'm greeeeeeeat."

Toast the Ghost (1)
Ghost of Fernswarthy's Grandfather
Monster ID 238
Locations Fernswarthy's Basement
Hit Points (Scales as ceiling(.425*ceiling(basementlevel1.4)))
Attack (Scales as 2*ceiling(basementlevel1.4))
Defense (Scales as attack)
Initiative 70
Meat None
Phylum undead
Elements None
Resistance 100%
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
Drops Ancient hot dog wrapper,
Manuel Entry
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Ghost of Fernswarthy's Grandfather You're fighting The Ghost of Fernswarthy's Grandfather

This thing looks like a much older and much, much more transparent version of Fernswarthy.

Hit Message(s):

"Off my lawn!" he screams, and you trip over a rock trying to comply. Then you realize you're not on his lawn, and feel pretty stupid. Ugh! Eek! Ugh!

He says "In my day, a snorkel only cost 5 Meat." while hitting you in the head with his cane. Ugh! Ugh! Ouch!

He tells you an incredibly boring story. Your ears bleed. Ow! Argh! Eek!

He casts <a spell> on you. Ugh! Ooh! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

"Kids today! You wouldn't know a proper monster if it hit you in the head!" He then proceeds to demonstrate. Ouch! Eek! Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

He lunges toward you with his cane, but falls asleep standing up before he makes it to you.

He tries to hit you with his cane, but you duck behind a statue and he hits it, instead.

He tells you an incredibly boring story, but you manage to figure out how to politely evade him.

He tries to cast <a spell> on you, but misses.

Fumble Message:

He lunges forward to attack, but forgets to materialize and slides right through you. Brr! (FUMBLE!)

After Combat
You acquire an item: ancient hot dog wrapper (1-2?% chance)*
You gain some <substat>.

Occurs at Fernswarthy's Basement.

Notes

  • This monster has 100% Physical Resistance.
  • This monster's HP is perhaps less than half of its monster level.
  • X is a number that increases by 1 each time you face a grandfather. As you go deeper into the basement, you face ghosts that are progressively further up the Fernswarthy family tree. The first grandfather you face is a great grandfather, the second is a great-great grandfather, then a great-great-great grandfather, and so on.
  • Spell attacks are chosen randomly from the following list:
    • Asthmatic Sphere
    • Cheesestorm
    • Cloud of Drain Cleaner
    • Cloud of Nudity
    • Cone of Corn
    • Conrad's Crouton Cantrip
    • Figaro's Fluxing Flotsam
    • Flagellating Fangs of Fear
    • Frozen Carrot
    • Gratuitous Exsanguination
    • Malvolio's Malevolent Meatblades
    • Pirate Pete's Prong of Peril
    • Ray of Hurtiness
    • Reggie's Razor-sharp Radishes
    • Spirit Goat
    • Stream of Cream of Broccoli
    • Swarm of Chiggers
    • Wang's Wiggidy Wack Walrus Summoning
  • You can fight it for 50 rounds, instead of the usual 30.
  • This monster cannot be copied.
  • The ancient hot dog wrapper's drop rate is not affected by +item.

References

  • Snorkels now cost 30 Meat.
  • It has been mentioned that Fernswarthy may refer to Futurama's Professor Farnsworth; as such, this adventure may refer to the main character of Futurama, Fry, who is Farnsworth's great-great-great-great-great-great-(...)-great-great-uncle (and due to an unfortunate time-travelling accident, also his great [etc.] grandfather).
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