Go Slow Past the Drawers

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Choice adventure number: 159

Go Slow Past the Drawers

Deep in the Defiled Cranny (well, as deep as one can get in a cranny, really,) you come across a wall covered with those stone plates they use to cover up those drawers they put coffins in. What do they call those things?

You don't know. What you do know is that a couple of them appear to have been tampered with, and their covers are askew and crumbled into rubble on the ground, respectively. Wanna see what's inside?

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Open up the closed one

Inside the drawer, you find a perfectly-preserved set of clothes. Looks like whoever or whatever broke into this thing was only interested in the flesh.

You rifle through the pockets and help yourself to the Meat you find. After all, it's not going to do this absence of a person any good, is it?

You gain 200−300 Meat.

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Crawl inside the open one

You crawl into the drawer. It's empty, but it's so dark and quiet that you decide to take advantage of the opportunity to have a nice little nap.

And man, nice is an understatement. You wake up feeling better and more refreshed than you've felt in years!

You gain 20-30 Strongness.

You gain 20-30 Mysteriousness.

You gain 20-30 Chutzpah.

You gain 40−50 hit points.

You gain 40−50 Mana Points.

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Dig through the rubble on the ground

You search through the rubble, and find a can of ghuol-repellent. It must've been left here by a caretaker. Maybe one who got taken by surprise and eaten by a ghuol.

You acquire an item: can of Ghuol-B-Gone™

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Leave the drawers alone

You lose interest in the drawers and wander off.

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Occured at The Defiled Cranny during Undefile the Cyrpt Quest/April 15, 2011.

Notes

• Choosing to leave the drawers alone did not cost an adventure.
• Functionally replaced by the Death Rattlin' adventure, which contained an extra option.

References

• The name of this adventure is a reference to The Dark Tower series of books, by Stephen King. In The Gunslinger, a demon warns the Gunslinger to "go slow past the drawers."

	The Cyrpt Choice Adventures
	The Defiled Nook Skull, Skull, Skull			The Defiled Niche Urning Your Keep
	Check behind the first one	40-60 Chutzpah		Investigate the first urn	40-60 Wizardliness
	Look inside the second one	200-300 Meat		Check out the second one	plus-sized phylactery (first time only)
	See what's under the third one	rusty bonesaw		See what's behind Urn #3	200-300 Meat
	Check the shiny object (rare)	debonair deboner		Turn Away	Skip adventure
	Leave the skulls alone	Skip adventure
	The Defiled Cranny Death Rattlin'		The Defiled Alcove Turn Your Head and Coffin
	Open up the closed one	200-300 Meat	Investigate the fancy coffin	40-60 Strongness
	Crawl inside the open one	40-50 HP & MP 20-30 each substat	Check out the pine box	200-300 Meat
	Dig through the rubble on the ground	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	Look in the wet one	half-rotten brain
	Leave them all be	Skip adventure	Leave the drawers alone	Skip adventure
	Open the rattling one	Fight swarm of ghuol whelps