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While [[Adventures|adventuring]] in the [[Kingdom of Loathing|kingdom]], you may take damage from the [[Monster Compendium|monsters]] you fight.
While [[Adventures|adventuring]] in the [[Kingdom of Loathing|kingdom]], you may take damage from the [[Monster Compendium|monsters]] you fight.


Here is an example of an attack from a monster:
:He tries to stick his bony fingers through your arse, but can't seem to penetrate.
::<small>In this case, the <body part> is the arse.</small>


A successful hit from a monster may look similar to the following:
Some monsters have their own types of attacks, so they sometimes do not display a body part.
:It hits you in the <body part>.


You may also drop your weapon on one of these body parts during a fumble.
It is possible to be damaged in two or more of the same place, for example: "giving you splinters in your elbow, neck, and neck. {{ouch|6}}"
 
You may also drop your [[:Category:Weapons|weapon]] on one of these body parts during a [[fumble]], even if you are unarmed, or the combination is nonsensical and/or physically impossible (e.g. dropping your forehead on your skull).


==Body Parts==
==Body Parts==
With a [[Clockwork Grapefruit]] familiar, body part messages are drawn from the [[Wikipedia:Nadsat|nadsat lexicon]] instead of the normal list. Against [[Monster Modifier|hilarious]] monsters, the salad list is used.
{|
! Normal !! Nadsat !! Salad
|-
| valign="top" |
*ankle
*ankle
*arm
*arm
*arse
*bung
*bung
*calf
*calf
*ear
*elbow
*elbow
*giblets
*eye
*face
*foot
*forehead
*[[Wikipedia:Giblets|giblets]] {{sic|Despite being plural giblets are used in a singular manner in hit messages.}}
*groin
*head
*kidney
*knee
*leg
*lower back
*neck
*neck
*nipple
*nipple
*shin
*shoulder
*skull
*skull
*[[Wikipedia:Celiac plexus|solar plexus]]
*thigh
*thigh
*throat
| valign="top" |
*brooko (belly/stomach)
*glazziess (eyes)
*groody (breast(s)/chest)
*gulliver (head)
*gulliwuts (guts)
*keehskas (guts)
*litso (face)
*luscious glory (hair)
*mozg (brain)
*noga (foot/leg)
*pletcho (shoulder)
*rooker (arm/hand)
*rot (mouth)
*sharries (buttocks)
*shiyah (neck)
*tally (waist)
*yabzick {{sic|yahzick is the correct word.}} (tongue)
*yarbles (testicles)
*zoobies (teeth)
| valign="top" |
*cherry tomato
*fresh ground pepper
*garlic crouton
*grated cheese
*Ranch dressing
*raspberry vinaigrette
*Romaine lettuce
*sliced tomato
|}


[[Category:Basics]]
[[Category:Basics]]

Latest revision as of 02:56, 14 April 2018

While adventuring in the kingdom, you may take damage from the monsters you fight.

Here is an example of an attack from a monster:

He tries to stick his bony fingers through your arse, but can't seem to penetrate.
In this case, the <body part> is the arse.

Some monsters have their own types of attacks, so they sometimes do not display a body part.

It is possible to be damaged in two or more of the same place, for example: "giving you splinters in your elbow, neck, and neck. Argh! Ow! Eek! Eek! Ooh! Ouch!"

You may also drop your weapon on one of these body parts during a fumble, even if you are unarmed, or the combination is nonsensical and/or physically impossible (e.g. dropping your forehead on your skull).

Body Parts

With a Clockwork Grapefruit familiar, body part messages are drawn from the nadsat lexicon instead of the normal list. Against hilarious monsters, the salad list is used.

Normal Nadsat Salad
  • ankle
  • arm
  • arse
  • bung
  • calf
  • ear
  • elbow
  • eye
  • face
  • foot
  • forehead
  • giblets [sic]?
  • groin
  • head
  • kidney
  • knee
  • leg
  • lower back
  • neck
  • nipple
  • shin
  • shoulder
  • skull
  • solar plexus
  • thigh
  • throat
  • brooko (belly/stomach)
  • glazziess (eyes)
  • groody (breast(s)/chest)
  • gulliver (head)
  • gulliwuts (guts)
  • keehskas (guts)
  • litso (face)
  • luscious glory (hair)
  • mozg (brain)
  • noga (foot/leg)
  • pletcho (shoulder)
  • rooker (arm/hand)
  • rot (mouth)
  • sharries (buttocks)
  • shiyah (neck)
  • tally (waist)
  • yabzick [sic]? (tongue)
  • yarbles (testicles)
  • zoobies (teeth)
  • cherry tomato
  • fresh ground pepper
  • garlic crouton
  • grated cheese
  • Ranch dressing
  • raspberry vinaigrette
  • Romaine lettuce
  • sliced tomato