Grave rober zmobie

Grave rober zmobie
Monster ID	195
Locations	The Defiled Alcove, The VERY Unquiet Garves
Hit Points	50
Attack	58
Defense	53
No-Hit	68
Initiative	50
Meat	40-60
Phylum	undead
Elements	spooky
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops	coffin lid, dead guy's watch, loose teeth, rusty grave robbing shovel
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a grave rober zmobie

This was a grave rober, who was killed by a zmobie while he was stealing stuff from a grave. Then he became a zmobie himself. He's really angry, because he keeps trying to steal stuff from his own grave, which is obviously empty.

Hit Message(s):

It smacks you in the <nipple> with its shovel and gnaws on your braaaains. Ouch! Argh! Argh! (spooky damage)

It knocks you into a grave and then robs you right back out of it. Still, the fall hurt a little. Ouch! Oof! Ouch! (spooky damage)

It gnaws on your braaaaains. You forget the piano lessons you had as a kid. Ooh! Ow! Eek! (spooky damage)

It knocks you into a grave, effectively stealing your lack of headache. Ouch! Ugh! Argh! (spooky damage)

Critical Hit Message:

It grabs another shovel, swings both of them around -- with dexterity uncommon to a zmobie -- and smacks you upside the head with one and downside the head with the other. Oof! Ugh! Ow! (spooky damage)

Miss Message(s):

It swings the shovel at you, but you've got dodging skills in spades, baby.

It tries to knock you into a grave, but gravely miscalculates the angle to do so.

It tries to gnaw on your braaaains, but you're far too thick-headed.

It tries to knock you into a grave, but it's a fairly ineffective knocker.

Fumble Message:

It grabs another shovel and whirls both of them around above its head. Since zmobies aren't particularly dextrous, though, he ends up decapitating himself, and has to crawl around looking for his own head. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You gain 40-60 Meat. (average: 50, stdev: 4.47)*

You acquire an item: coffin lid (3% chance)*

You acquire an item: dead guy's watch (11% chance)*

You acquire an item: loose teeth (10% chance)*

You acquire an item: rusty grave robbing shovel (10% chance)*

You gain 14-15 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Defiled Alcove and The VERY Unquiet Garves.

Notes

• Sometimes gives 5 turns of Half-Eaten Brain.

  You acquire an effect: Half-Eaten Brain (duration: 5 Adventures)

• The rusty grave robbing shovel is a conditional drop.
• This monster cannot be wished for.

History

• Prior to the Pastamancer Revamp on November 14, 2013, it could drop paranormal ricotta when fought as a Pastamancer. The drop chance was never spaded, but it likely had a 5-15% drop chance.

References

• This character is likely a reference to the heavy metal artist Rob Zombie.