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==Notes==
==Notes==
*Abandoned deliveries count against your daily limit.
*Abandoned deliveries count against your daily limit for Gold and Platinum tiers.
*While on a delivery, you get messages after combat indicating your lack of ability to find your client.
*While on a delivery (and only while possessing the requested drink), you get messages after successful combats indicating your lack of ability to find your client, or that you have finally been successful.
:After the fight, you glance around looking for <client>. There's no sign of them.
:After the fight, you glance around looking for <client>. There's no sign of them.
:You look inside <[[Hiding Places|place]]>, but there's no sign of <client> there.
:You look inside <[[Hiding Places|place]]>, but there's no sign of <client> there.
:You tap a random <species> on the shoulder and ask if they're <client>, but they aren't.
:You tap a random <species> on the shoulder and ask if they're <client>, but they aren't.
:You finally manage to track down <name>.
:You finally manage to track down <name>.
*Clients offer rewards of [[Guzzlrbuck]]s and stat points after you give them their delivery. The first client delivery of the day takes 11 turns; each after that takes ~5 turns longer.
*Clients offer rewards of [[Guzzlrbuck]]s and stat points after you give them their delivery. On the combat in which you meet your client, Guzzlrbuck reward is increased by having [[Guzzlr pants]] equipped, while stat gain is increased by having [[Guzzlr hat]] equipped.
**Bronze tier clients offer 2-4 [[Guzzlrbuck]]s and 10 of each stat.
**Bronze tier clients offer 2-4 [[Guzzlrbuck]]s and 10 of each stat.
**Gold tier clients offer 5-7 [[Guzzlrbuck]]s and 50 of each stat.
**Gold tier clients offer 5-7 [[Guzzlrbuck]]s and 50 of each stat.
**Platinum tier clients offer 20-25 [[Guzzlrbuck]]s and 150 of each stat.
**Platinum tier clients offer 20-25 [[Guzzlrbuck]]s and 150 of each stat.
*Bronze clients can ask for:
*Each subsequent client delivery of the day takes an increasing number of combats.
**[[bottle of gin]]
==== Client Locations ====
**[[bottle of rum]]
*Bronze and Gold tier clients appear to be possible in any regular location. Platinum clients will only be from IOTM-accessible [[Content Unlockers|Content Unlocker]] locations (incomplete list):
**[[bottle of tequila]]
**[[Dinseylandfill]]
**[[bottle of vodka]]
***[[Barf Mountain]]
**[[bottle of whiskey]]
***[[Pirates of the Garbage Barges]]
**[[day-old beer]]
***[[The Toxic Teacups]]
**[[overpriced "imported" beer]]
***[[Uncle Gator's Country Fun-Time Liquid Waste Sluice]]
**[[plain old beer]]
**[[That 70s Volcano]]
**[[salty dog]]
***[[The Bubblin' Caldera]]
**[[screwdriver]]
***[[LavaCo™ Lamp Factory]]
**[[strawberry daiquiri]]
***[[The Velvet / Gold Mine]]
**[[tequila sunrise]]
***[[The SMOOCH Army HQ]]
**[[whiskey and soda]]
**[[The Glaciest]]
**[[whiskey sour]]
***[[The Ice Hole]]
*Gold clients can ask for:
***[[The Ice Hotel]]
**[[backwoods screwdriver]]
***[[VYKEA]]
**[[Bowl of Scorpions]]
**[[The Worm Wood]]
**[[Caipiranha]]
***[[The Mouldering Mansion]]
**[[Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau]]
***[[The Rogue Windmill]]
**[[Crimbojito]]
***[[The Stately Pleasure Dome]]
**[[electric snakebite]]
**[[The Rabbit Hole]]
**[[elemental caipiroska]]
***[[The Red Queen's Garden]]
**[[elven cellocello]]
**[[Spring Break Beach]]
**[[extra-spicy bloody mary]]
***[[Sloppy Seconds Diner]]
**[[fountain 'soda']]
***[[The Sunken Party Yacht]]
**[[hacked gibson]]
***[[The Fun-Guy Mansion]]
**[[herringcello]]
**[[Conspiracy Island]]
**[[hot watered rum]]
***[[The Mansion of Dr. Weirdeaux]]
**[[Mad Train wine]]
***[[The Deep Dark Jungle]]
**[[martini]]
***[[The Secret Government Laboratory]]
**[[melted Jell-o shot]]
**[[Dad, I'm in Space!]]
**[[moonberry wine cooler]]
***[[Domed City of Grimacia]]
**[[Morlock's Mark Bourbon]]
***[[Domed City of Ronaldus]]
**[[Murderer's Punch]]
***[[Hamburglaris Shield Generator]]
**[[ocean motion]]
 
**[[painting of a glass of wine]]
==== Search progression ====
**[[pink pony]]
*Only won combats in the delivery zone count toward progress. Non-combats do not give progress, nor does [[Run Away|running away]] from the combat (free or not). Free kills and kills of free monsters in the delivery zone do count, however.
**[[plain old beer]]
 
**[[rockin' wagon]]
*Whenever you make progress in your searches of the client, a hidden value, which starts at 0 each delivery, is incremented by X, where X is '''11 - Delivery of the day''', floored at 3.
**[[rodeo whiskey]]
:*If you were wearing the [[Guzzlr shoes]] during the fight, progress is increased by Y instead, where Y is '''X * 1.5, rounded down'''.
**[[roll in the hay]]
 
**[[salinated mint julep]]
*A search is over when the hidden value gets equal to or greater than '''100'''. Progress is kept across rollover, and can be resolved with as little as a single combat on the next day, if sufficient.
**[[sangria]]
{| class="wikitable"
**[[Siberian sunrise]]
|-
**[[Simepore slime]]
! nth successful delivery of the day !! X !! Combats required !! Y !! Combats required with Guzzlr shoes
**[[slip 'n' slide]]
|-
**[[soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini]]
| 1 || 10 || 10 || 15 || 7
**[[spooky eggnog]]
|-
**[[strawberry wine]]
| 2 || 9 || 12 || 13 || 8
**[[Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita]]
|-
**[[white lightning]]
| 3 || 8 || 13 || 12 || 9
**[[wasabi-infused sake]]
|-
*Species include:
| 4 || 7 || 15 || 10 || 10
|-
| 5 || 6 || 17 || 9 || 12
|-
| 6 || 5 || 20 || 7 || 15
|-
| 7 || 4 || 25 || 6 || 17
|-
| 8+ || 3 || 34 || 4 || 25
|}
 
==== Drinks requested ====
*Bronze clients can ask for almost any(?) tradable drink, typically of low or minimum mall price. Gold clients can ask for any tradable booze that has at least 100 in the mall priced at 10,000 meat and below.
*Platinum clients only accept any of the following:
**[[Buttery Boy]]
**[[Ghiaccio Colada]]
**[[Nog-on-the-Cob]]
**[[Sourfinger]]
**[[Steamboat]]
 
==== Clients generation ====
*Species include (the names are randomly generated from different wordbuckets):
**Alien
**Alien
***Pokbov Jupfoz
***Pokbov Jupfoz
***Tikbaz Sectik
***Tikbaz Sectik
***Vazfod Pelvob
***Vazfod Pelvob
***(seems to use the same naming schema as [[Daily Loathing Ballot]] alien candidates)
**Attorney
**Attorney
***Clara Mercer, Esq.
***Clara Mercer, Esq.
***Arlette McPherson, Esq.
**Gamer
**Gamer
***PastaBeastLord
***(Uses the [[GameInformPowerDailyPro Walkthru]] usernames)
***UltraGreatChiefalicious
***{{Template:VideoGameUsername}}
***UltraRumFettuciniChefarino999
***{{Template:VideoGameUsername}}
***WeirdDaft Ted
***{{Template:VideoGameUsername}}
***WeirdStinky Jackmaster
***{{Template:VideoGameUsername}}
***{{Template:VideoGameUsername}}
**Hobo
**Hobo
***Dandy "Halitosis" McDurkeee
***Jake "Rottencrotch" Westinghous
***Jake "Rottencrotch" Westinghous
***Dandy "Halitosis" McDurkeee
***Mickey "Curiously Dense" Nichols
***Mickey "Curiously Dense" Nichols
***Quinn "Candy Cane" Mills
***Quinn "Poo-Gas" Nicholson
***Ralph "Dart-Hurling" Capulet
***Ralph "Dart-Hurling" Capulet
***Quinn "Candy Cane" Mills
***(Uses Hobopolis Hobo names?)
**Pirate
**Pirate
***Comprehensive Reynaldo Chartreuse
***Comprehensive Reynaldo Chartreuse
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***Lucius Burnsweat
***Lucius Burnsweat
***Remus Grodgrave
***Remus Grodgrave
***(Uses Dreadsylvania vampire names?)
*Each species type has a unique ending message:
*Each species type has a unique ending message:
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[[File:sgaliena9.gif]]

Latest revision as of 04:08, 11 May 2025

Guzzlr Client Selection
Guzzlr Client Selection

Welcome, valued Guzzlr team member! Select a tier below to accept a client.

With a client in progress:

You can abandon this client and take a different one, but that EULA you didn't read limits you to one cancellation per day.

You have completed X Bronze Tier deliveries.

You have completed X Gold Tier deliveries.

You have completed X Platinum Tier deliveries.

With Gold locked:

Make 5 Bronze Tier deliveries to unlock Gold Tier clients!

With Platinum locked:

Make 5 Gold Tier deliveries to unlock Platinum Tier clients!
Abandon Client

You give up on that delivery.

Bronze Tier

You select a Bronze Tier client, <name>, a <species> from <location>.

<name> wants:

something

Gold Tier  [limit 3/day]

You select a Gold Tier client, <name>, a <species> from <location>.

<name> wants:

something

Platinum Tier  [limit 1/day]

You select a Platinum Tier client, <name>, a <species> from <location>.

Platinum Tier customers receive personalized Guzzlr cocktails. Premium ingredients have been dispatched.

An autonomous drone arrives almost immediately, dropping off a set of fancy cocktail fixings.

You acquire an item: Guzzlr cocktail set
Don't take a client right now

Maybe later.

Occurs on using your Guzzlr tablet.

Notes

  • Abandoned deliveries count against your daily limit for Gold and Platinum tiers.
  • While on a delivery (and only while possessing the requested drink), you get messages after successful combats indicating your lack of ability to find your client, or that you have finally been successful.
After the fight, you glance around looking for <client>. There's no sign of them.
You look inside <place>, but there's no sign of <client> there.
You tap a random <species> on the shoulder and ask if they're <client>, but they aren't.
You finally manage to track down <name>.
  • Clients offer rewards of Guzzlrbucks and stat points after you give them their delivery. On the combat in which you meet your client, Guzzlrbuck reward is increased by having Guzzlr pants equipped, while stat gain is increased by having Guzzlr hat equipped.
    • Bronze tier clients offer 2-4 Guzzlrbucks and 10 of each stat.
    • Gold tier clients offer 5-7 Guzzlrbucks and 50 of each stat.
    • Platinum tier clients offer 20-25 Guzzlrbucks and 150 of each stat.
  • Each subsequent client delivery of the day takes an increasing number of combats.

Client Locations

Search progression

  • Only won combats in the delivery zone count toward progress. Non-combats do not give progress, nor does running away from the combat (free or not). Free kills and kills of free monsters in the delivery zone do count, however.
  • Whenever you make progress in your searches of the client, a hidden value, which starts at 0 each delivery, is incremented by X, where X is 11 - Delivery of the day, floored at 3.
  • If you were wearing the Guzzlr shoes during the fight, progress is increased by Y instead, where Y is X * 1.5, rounded down.
  • A search is over when the hidden value gets equal to or greater than 100. Progress is kept across rollover, and can be resolved with as little as a single combat on the next day, if sufficient.
nth successful delivery of the day X Combats required Y Combats required with Guzzlr shoes
1 10 10 15 7
2 9 12 13 8
3 8 13 12 9
4 7 15 10 10
5 6 17 9 12
6 5 20 7 15
7 4 25 6 17
8+ 3 34 4 25

Drinks requested

  • Bronze clients can ask for almost any(?) tradable drink, typically of low or minimum mall price. Gold clients can ask for any tradable booze that has at least 100 in the mall priced at 10,000 meat and below.
  • Platinum clients only accept any of the following:

Clients generation

  • Species include (the names are randomly generated from different wordbuckets):
    • Alien
      • Pokbov Jupfoz
      • Tikbaz Sectik
      • Vazfod Pelvob
      • (seems to use the same naming schema as Daily Loathing Ballot alien candidates)
    • Attorney
      • Clara Mercer, Esq.
      • Arlette McPherson, Esq.
    • Gamer
    • Hobo
      • Dandy "Halitosis" McDurkeee
      • Jake "Rottencrotch" Westinghous
      • Mickey "Curiously Dense" Nichols
      • Quinn "Candy Cane" Mills
      • Quinn "Poo-Gas" Nicholson
      • Ralph "Dart-Hurling" Capulet
      • (Uses Hobopolis Hobo names?)
    • Pirate
      • Comprehensive Reynaldo Chartreuse
      • Extra Jack Goat
      • Female Steven Rose
      • Fleshy Jack Crimson
      • Individual Jack Blue
      • Principal Jack Lizard
      • Signed Jack Pig
    • Scientist
      • Dr. Benny Jones
      • Dr. Chip Shelton
      • Dr. Jane Hale
      • Dr. Patrick Simmons
      • Dr. Ralph Cooke
    • Skeleton
      • Coccyx Salisbury
      • Femur Nite
      • Fibula Lennon
      • Skull Hernandez
      • Skull Stemple
    • Sorority Orc
      • Ainsli Whittingstall
      • Brittni St. Cloud
      • Danni Sheltonbury
      • Missi Witchburn
      • Staci Hillings
    • Vampire
      • Barnabas Ogletomb
      • Cassius Bloodbane
      • Gabriel Greysteam
      • Lucius Burnsweat
      • Remus Grodgrave
      • (Uses Dreadsylvania vampire names?)
  • Each species type has a unique ending message:

"Thank you for this delivery of entertaining hu-man fluid. Please accept this hu-man gratuity."

"Thank you. This will help me with my... legal matters. Here, take this for your trouble."

"Thank you. This will provide energy for my intense gaming needs. Please accept this tip."

"Don't mind if I do! And here, don't mind if you do either."

"Arr. Thanks. This'll set my sheets to the wind. Have a couple of pieces of eight for your trouble."

"The reagent! At last! Thank you, here's your consultation fee."

"Thanks! Say, you didn't happen to bring a mop, did you? No? Oh well. Oh right, here's your tip..."

"Omigod, thank you thank you thank you! Here, here's a little something for your trouble. Byeeeee!"

"Blah. Here."
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